/vr/ - Retro Games

So long little bitch

I miss those Neopets-esque gradients and linework.

>10 minutes later

I wish they'd make a new chao raising game

>>6614424
Faraway Forest is just the Sonic version of The Farm.

>>6614424
literally the hardest decision six year old me ever made

ooo ooo

>NYAAAAAAAH
>NYAAAAAAAH
>NYAAAAAAAH

the dark chao gets in front of me and goes "ooo-PAAAAW!!", many tiimes, as if he was spitting on my face
what to do with this little brat??

>>6614960
Believe me, the game doesn’t let you go far enough....

>tfw didn't know you could shake the eggs to hatch them as a kid
>thought the literal only way to hatch them was to throw the egg at the wall
>tfw all my chaos were retarded and hated me from birth

>>6614965
we're in 2020... cant people mod this shit??

>>6614975
Some basedlord finally did a mod where the little shits drown after struggling too long in the water, but it’s kind of janky.

gonna be honest: this thing is creepy as fuck
so i thought "hey there must be creepypastas of this thing out there"

are there? do not fail me internet, this shit got potential

>>6614991
how old are you?

>>6615130
22

The fact that they never made a chao garden game makes sega a bunch of fucking cowards.

>>6614486
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6615589
>mouth moves into several shapes while sonic shouts
I miss this game. I bought it on steam for like $1 though.

>>6614424
I remember I deleted my little brother's chao and he cried for almost an hour

>>6615589
is that a dx or a dreamcast thing

apoopoo

>>6615652
I made my little brother cry after I abused our first chao to death, so I reset the game and spent like an hour petting it into reincarnating.

>that mod where the chao can drown if it doesn't know how to swim

>>6615789
Yes

they could just make a mobile game..

>>6617172
VMUs are pretty mobile

>>6614486
can this little cheese make it alive?

>>6614486
>>6617376
forgot to add
what are its stats??

>>6617385
Nudity 0%
Swearing 0%
Drugs 0%
Flexers 0%
Raw Talent 100%

Chao Garden was insanely complex and detailed for something that was supposed to be a side minigame

>>6617634
I am genuinely perplexed as to why they haven't touched the idea since 2001, lots of people who otherwise hate SA2 dig the Chao Garden.

>>6614486
This answers an admittedly fucked up question I always had: does anyone or anything actually eat chao? When they're young they are especially defenseless.

So it’s decided, we need a new Chao Garden, but this time with:
>crippling
>drowning
>predators
Am I forgetting anything?

>>6617734
Drowning is already a thing in the Chao World Extended mod:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlk4oba3oek

Funny thing is, the face-down-in-the-water animation is actually called "drowning" and is in the main game, albeit unused.

the races are pure scenery porn

chao races are pure scenery porn

>>6617646
A version of it appeared in the Sonic Advance games but I think that's as far as it went.

reality is this existed

http://info.sonicretro.org/Nakayoshi_Chao!

>>6617734
breeding

>>6619039

This comment...
Moist Krab

I once bought an orange rare egg off the black market for 600 rings. When I returned to the Chao Garden I hatched the egg. Now obviously I had heard on forums and the official In-game tips that your Chao's personality differs depending on how you hatch the egg. I tried to to get the good personality by shaking the egg for a while. The egg would not hatch... So, I threw the egg at the wall. I was so happy and proud immediately! I pet the chao and saw a sour expression on his face and questioned it. I pet him once more and saw it again. Now being as dumb as I an I thought: "He's so ungrateful! I'll punish him! He'll learn!" I then threw the Chao at the wall... He began to cry.. I felt heartbroken... I couldn't believe myself! I then pet him and hoped he would feel better; the same expression came up again, like he hated me! Again, being dumb I thought: "I'll do it again and fix him!" so... I threw him at the wall AGAIN. He began crying again. Again, I felt heartbroken and pet him. He yet again showed hate towards me. I took him to the chao transporter and choose the goodbye option. I heard this music, saw the sad illustration of the chao who had been abandoned and sent away with the bindle, and read the words "Chao will live a happy life in a faraway forest. You will never see chao again." I nearly cried. I ultimately chose not to in the end. I accepted this... That my chao just hates me... I got him named at the fortune teller; I went with the second name, Rascal. I returned to the Garden and saw him having headaches.. I felt so overwhelmingly horrible!! I took Rascal to the doctor and apparently he is alright! I know he isn't though... I know this is my fault. I will never EVER be mean to a chao again, or say goodbye to a chao. Rascal still gets horrible headaches to this day, and it's my fault... but Rascal does not hate me anymore! He shows great love towards me and I hope that his headaches will eventually be gone.

>>6617376
never relly watched jp sonic x, so
does he go "ooo ooo" as he should??? cuz in my dub i can only remember "CHAO CHAO!" (something like that)

if not, then what a fucking bullshit. because really, why not use the main games voices or VAs???

>>6614424
>>6619029
copr faggot tranny zooom zoom zoooooooooooooooooooooom zoomerino

>>6622318
I think so, yeah. The dub was just shit all around thanks to 4kids.

>>6622323
look who's having a beer

>>6614968
I joked that i threw them like footballs.

goddamn sonic fans are such fags
glad I stuck with Mario

wtf? chao could legit get sick??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LQxPeD_L3Y

are the bs the doctor tells you a bug or what?? ("NO IT CAN'T BE...! your chao is very healthy xd")

>>6619039
That's already a thing you fucking chao secondary filthy casual newfag

>>6615652

>>6614424
People actually played the Chao Garden? I'm not sure who's more autistic here. Me, for not wanting anything to do with the pet raising/parental minigame, or you guys for devoting any time at all to a digital pet.

I've always kinda hated expansive minigames like this, Chocobo breeding, Triple Triad, Blitzball, the ant mining thing in Dragon Quarter, Gwent and now that I'm a grown ass man, I'm can actually feel my impending death playing these weird, unfun distractions from the core game.

>>6614424
I remember someone making a fanmade sonic application for the (phat) (hacked) psp's back in the day that raised those. I've never been into sonic much at all; what's their point?

>>6615652
>>6616191
>hahaha pain on lesser human funny XD

>Enter the Chao race
>My Chao is the only one that's a Frankenstein-like abomination of multiple animals
I remember reading up guides online about how to make them look like Sonic or Knuckles, I thought they looked neat, but the steps seemed a bit too complex and takes way too long to me as a kid. Too much effort for something I didn't really care about all that much

>>6625402
You had all the time in the world...

>>6625337
archons visit to feed on this though

>>6617710
Aren't they basically slime creatures like Chaos though? You even see Cheese kinda wobbling like he's made out of water in the Sonic Heroes CG cutscenes. Can't imagine they'd be very nutritious.

>>6614960
They only do that if you were shitty to them in the first place.

>>6626326
What should that matter, I’m in charge!

>>6625402
All you had to do for Sonic chao was give them only green chao drives and animals in the speed category, how is that complex? I'll give you that it takes too long, especially since Sonic chao star green and slowly turn blue, but as a kid you have all the time in the world, i'd leave my TV on while I played my Gameboy or something waiting for those fuckers to change shape.

You could not get a Knuckles chao without cheating, there were several chao like that. I think you could get a Tails chao through Phantasy Star Online.