/vr/ - Retro Games

dats racist, sexist, fascist etc

>>6610293
so telling someone to buy dr mario a certain way will make their head small

>should we make a doctor/surgical themed commercial for this game?
>nah bro just put an italian/mexican in tribal clothing and make him sing random shit

BURN
BURN
BURN

Ummmmm that's a bit ummmmmmmm problematic

>>6610293
>witch doctor commercial
Mario clearly has a stethoscope and clipboard

>>6610293
I just went through lots of the comments, and it seems like they haven't been infected with the SJW mind-virus yet since I haven't spotted a single one saying it's racist.

>>6610397
Witch Doctor song is pretty well-known in the US.

>>6610884
Yeah, I can't recall a time I ever didn't know it. It's pretty catchy, you hear it once and that's all it takes.

>>6610882
Based anon

>>6610884
pretty well known for being racist, xenophobic, and colonialist, yeah

>>6610981
Leave cuck

>>6611016
No. Fucking retard bigot, enjoy one of the last places you can revel in being sub-human while you can.

>>6611045
Can I just ask a question? What do you get out of pretending to be some outlandish leftist stereotype? It's fairly clear that you aren't anything of the sort, or you wouldn't be on 4chan in the first place. You're spamming niggerfaggot in every other thread you participate in just like most other edgy kiddos that make up the core of this website. So why? Just for trolling?

I have a VHS tape with a marathon of Ren and Stimpy that aired on MTV and this commercial played like every other commercial break, it got pretty comical

>>6611045
Retard? That's an ableist term, anon. You should probably check your non-disabled privilege.

>>6610293
Sad to think there's real people who would find this offensive and that you couldn't have a commercial as innocent as this now.

If a real witch doctor saw this he'd go, "that's cool. So what?"

>>6612123
>If a real witch doctor saw this he'd go, "that's cool. So what?"
Says you, man who has never met one.

nobody is offended by this. retards are fabricating idpol drama like usual

>>6610884
Dave Seville was an iconic artist. Tragic few know his name

>>6612126
For all you know, I am a witch doctor.

>>6612127
Nobody is offended by this because it is almost 30 years old. I guarantee you that if they made a commercial that had the same sort of witch doctor and clothing now whatever company or service put the advertisement up would soon regret it.

>>6612126
I am a witch doctor.

>>6612142
>i have to farbicate idpol drama in my head where there isn't
why retard why

>>6612174
Because then this shitposting thread wouldn't exist.

>>6612126
if you met one they'd probably kill you

>>6610981
witch doctors in Africa are being cracked down for murdering albinos for parts. And being 'culturally sensitive' over how sociopathic and pseudoscientific freaks might feel is pretty idiotic.

>literally make a set of commercials about various kinds of doctors trying to cure a kid of Puzzle Fever.
>First commercial is a guru, a psychiatrist, and a conventional doctor not knowing what to do until Dr. Mario hands the kid a copy of Dr. Mario on NES
>Second commercial is the Witch Doctor shrinking his head by accident, so he shrinks the NES into a Gameboy

Problem solved

>>6611058
>It's fairly clear that you aren't anything of the sort, or you wouldn't be on 4chan in the first place.

You only think that because you're an ignorant child. I've been on 4chan a long time, since before the stormfront raids lead genuine neo nazi scum to flood this place so now all these years later you babyface bigot retards still think this place is yours. But it never was and never will be.

>>6611075
Retard used here is simply an accurate description. Racists display diminished to non-existent theory of mind which is one of the key traits that distinguish humans from animals. People who hold those bigoted opinions could charitably be called mentally ill or retarded but personally I don't see them as fully human.

This is me being polite lol.

>>6612405
>But it never was and never will be.

Who does it belong to then?

>>6612548
Other than the new owners, no one really. Point is, banking on it to be a safe place for those of his ilk is laughable. They're my breakfast.

>>6612405
>muh stormfront
oh fuck off, while its true stormniggers posted here but that was probably all 2 of them you retarded faggot. youre just a redditor talking out his ass. i suppose pools closed was all stormniggers too eh?

>>6612728
The raids brought them here in the first place.

>>6612135
Fun fact: He was the songwriter in the studio apartment in the original version of Rear Window

>>6612405
White IQ is 100. Every white country is successful and prosperous.
Black IQ is 85. Every black country is a third world hell hole run by corrupt tribal warlords.
>hurr durr the evidence indicates that the races are cognitively the same
Okay kiddo. Keep believing that, despite the fact that all the evidence actually supports the opposite conclusion.

>>6612405
>n-no u!
Calm down, kiddo. It's just bantz.

>>6610981
Sounds pretty based to me.

>>6613545
Facts be racist, yo.

>>6610293
>NES
I'm actually surprised they said the abreviated version in a commercial, Nintendo are usually pretty autistic about making sure the product's full name is spoken out loud.

This one isn't even that good but the tune really stuck in my brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnyOqxpKSmE

>>6610981
It's not, but whatever you say, tranny freak.

>>6610981
>>6611045
>>6612405
Imagine being this upset over a fucking novelty song from the 50's, holy shit kid, get over yourself.

>>6610293
Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfWzonnY1cI

>>6614413
I've seen this several times in Japanese game advertisement. Does the "dramatic" refer to the emphasis on story and atmosphere rather than being gameplay-centric?!

>>6612405
hey look, its that one dude who made this gif 15 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th7NtTOuUbg
Childhood

>>6614423
Dramatic just means it has a comprehensive story. Gunhazard absolutely does not skimp on the gameplay.

>>6610293
Witch Doctor is a sore loser.

>>6612405
Based faggot who is unaware people come here to get away from people like you

>>6610293
holy shit is that Tone Loc?
Funky Cold Medina
Wild Thing

>>6618847
Ohh I know exactly why they come here. That's the funny irony of their abject stupidity.

>>6620129
Fuck off, you turbo, stick in the mud, juice ass.
Just quit with your virtue signaling, nobody wants, or likes you, and you'll never get laid.

I don't see anything offensive.

>>6622350
I've been married over 10 years and have sex quite regularly. You don't like me, but I don't expect or care if you do. To me you're not really human, just pissy little trolls that invaded my video game forum.

>>6610293
Totally forgot about that earworm. Gonna be in my head all evening now.
>>6623526
>YOU ARE WRONG ANONYMOUS STRANGER ON THE INTERNET! I TOTALLY HAVE LE SEX ON LE REG!
Sad and virginpilled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxrACWQvzHw

>>6623526
this man has no dick

>>6612214
found the actual fact bot retard

>>6612405
Wow, that was some Akira shit. Is this from an actual game?

>>6624842
Lol of course. Being a shitty little bigot is 'based', spending your life with the woman you love makes you dickless. Slow claps friendo.

>>6625007
It's an edit but the attack is real and totally Akira. SNK just plain put Tetsuo into KoF 2001 and named him K9999 it was pretty funny.

>>6625198
Your woman fucks other dudes cause she has no respect for you

>>6625716
Keep telling yourself that lol

>>6625746
I'm not that guy you were arguing with lol it's just painfully obvious when I was just reading this shit and scrolling. My wife would be the first to tell you women dont like basedboy faggots.

>>6610293
I regret google-ing head shrinking just now.

>>6625783
That right wing bigot just assaulted those two helpless trannies

>>6625752
Lol

>>6610293
I like it.

>>6625198
Actually delusional

>>6625783
Based Stacy Witch publicly giving those karens what they deserve.

Genuine question; did the cartoons song base their melody off this advert, or did nintendo base their jingle on an older song/tune?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zugDlPnQ8UM

>>6612214
Africa is a big place boi. U sure them witch docs are all the same?

>>6626478
The Witch Doctor was a song by Alvin and the Chipmunks, which was a novelty band from the 50's originally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjrTcYMqBM

>>6626015
Delusional about what lol?