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I, Bernie Stolar, have taken control of /vr/. From now on the rules include the following:

>no 2D/sprite-based games
>no games with anime aesthetics
>absolutely no Sega Shiturn games

Enjoy your time on my board, friends.

>> No.6607521

>>6607519
bernieposter FUCK OFF

>> No.6607530

Bernieposter, put a dick in your mouth and keep your hands away from the keyboard.

>> No.6607531

>controllers
>stolar
>x is best looking console
>sonic adventure games arent good
>sm64
>why didnt the dc/saturn succeed?
>kino
>mini console hacks
>psx
>zoomers
>off topic game from youtuber
>emulation

>> No.6607582

this's not your everyday autism, this is advanced autism.

>> No.6607642

Stop making fun of him, don't you think he has suffered enough?

>> No.6607669

>>6607642
NO. Not nearly enough :(

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>>6607519
(((Stolar))) was a Fraudster

>> No.6608069

>>6607519
damn straight

>> No.6608073

>>6607519
Why is this shit stickied?? Mods???

>> No.6608092
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6608092

>>controllers
>>stolar
>>x is best looking console
>>sonic adventure games arent good
>>sm64
>>why didnt the dc/saturn succeed?
>>kino
>>mini console hacks
>>psx
>>zoomers
>>off topic game from youtuber
>>emulation

>> No.6608094

>>6608092
>when will 6th gen be retro

>> No.6608097

>>6608094
It already is

>> No.6608101

Why does Sega always get the worst memes?

>> No.6608103
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6608103

>>6608097
6IXTHGANG

>> No.6608216
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6608216

Say it with me, kids:
>The Saturn is ___ ___ ______

>> No.6608219

>>6608216
best console ever

>> No.6608220

>>6608216
Not fucking retro

>> No.6608224

>>6608216
our future!

>> No.6608226

>>6607519
>>absolutely no Sega Shiturn games
no need to make a rule for that

>> No.6608230

>the other bernie thread was deleted
BASED

>> No.6608237

>>6608230
It’ll be back.

>> No.6608239

All weve got to do is mention how shit the jannies are and theyll come a hollerin to the mods mods mods and this thread is toast.

One down, 597 to go!

>> No.6608249

>>6608237
oh I'm sure of it, shitposters don't really have anything else to do other than obsess over /vr/. But /vr/ chads will, in the end, always prevail.

>> No.6608250 [DELETED] 

>>6608249
>But /vr/ chads will, in the end, always prevail.
Hence the recurring Bernieposting.

>> No.6608260

>>6608249
>But /vr/ chads will, in the end, always prevail.
Hence the recurring Bernieposting, despite one guy crying to the jannies.

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>>6607519
OP is fucking based.
Sega SHITTURDS on suicide watch

>> No.6608264
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6608264

Saturn is based. Poorfags can cope.
also get a load of this retard
>>6608073

>> No.6608265

>>6608260
>chads
>posting a literal kike
I don't think so.

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>>6608249
>>6608265
If you want a picture of /vr/‘s future, imagine Bernie Stolar stomping on a Sega Saturn forever.

>> No.6608271

>>6607519
I like how Sega fanboys act like this dude did anything wrong. By the time Sega hired him the Saturn was already dead, no weeaboo Sakura Wars tier games coming stateside was ever going to save it.

>> No.6608281

>>6608271
Yeah, the problem wasn't just (((Stolar))), but SoA as a whole.
Also, nobody really cares about this jewish ugly cunt other than the bernieposter, who tries his best to shitpost about him 24/7. It's all he has in life, after all.

>> No.6608305

>>6608281
Bernieposting >>> zoomzoomzoomspamming >>>>> jannysquealing

>> No.6608535

POSTING IN A STICKYY

>> No.6608556

>>6608535
Lets put this thread right where it belongs

Huehuehuehuekekekekekejejejejeje

>> No.6608581

>>6607519
Wtf how did this get stickied???
Oh no no no we got too cocky Saturnbros

>> No.6608603

>>6607521
>>6607530
>>6608230
Does /vr/ actually get unironically mad at Stollarpositing? That's like /v/ getting mad at Toddposting.

>> No.6608606

>>6608603
Who the fuck cares this is the most important event since we brought down the wall!

>> No.6608607

>>6608603
/vr/ is more autistic about shit

>> No.6608610

>stickied
Mods confirmed Bernie Bros

>> No.6608759

nooooooooooooooooo you can't play these shmups on mame you need to pay $69 for a Saturn port!!!!!!!

>> No.6608768

>>6608759
$69? Sounds cheap these days

>> No.6608772

>>6608768
$69, plus you have to 69 the seller as well. BUT, he'll throw in shipping, too.

>> No.6608795

Based Sonyggers being obsessed with this console and the N64.

>> No.6608824

>>6608795
That’s not fair, as a '90s kid, I’d love to talk more about the PSX or "pisssex" as we all called it back in the 1990s, but unfortunately, the jannies keep deleting my pisssex threads. We pisssexheads (as my fellow '90s kids can attest, we all called ourselves back in the 1990s) just can't compete with Berniechads, especially now that the mods are confirmed Bernie Bros.

>> No.6608827

>>6608824
stop saying pissex

>> No.6608838

>>6608827
Aww, does the zooming little zoomityzoomyzoom feel left out? Zoom!

>> No.6608845

>>6608838
That guy straight up doesnt know how us boomers used to speak. Remember that time when Chandler called it a 'sony playstation'? What a cuck, everyone in the world called it pee-es-ex, or pissex like you said.
Man oh man, were they the days.

>> No.6608869

Are you feeling the Stolar Flare, Berniebros?

>> No.6608878

>>6608869
>"Truly these are the Sins of a Stolar Empire."

What did he mean by this?

>> No.6608923

>>6608878
What zoom he zoomer by zoomy

>> No.6609014

>>6607519
bernie was gaslighted and his daughter murdered by free masons

>> No.6609784

>>6608607
I think it's literally /vr/ being filled with redditors and boomers who can't take a joke.

>> No.6609796

>>6608603
>>6609784
You don't get it, /v/.
The problem isn't exactly the content (in this case, Bernie), it's the repetition of the meme.
Posting 1 bernie thread a month wouldn't be a bad thing. 3 or 4 threads a day, though? Yeah, nah.
Reddit would love it though, after all, Reddit actually loves stupid teenager internet humor, just as /b/ and /v/ does.

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6609815

The man who saved /vr/

>> No.6609817

>>6609815
We did it, reddit!

>> No.6609819
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6609819

>>6609817
4chan is not our future.

>> No.6609850

>>6608073
>>6608092
Segafags everybody

>> No.6609852

>>6607519
We know that you love the Saturn, so stop trying to be so hilarious. https://youtu.be/Md8Ve7uB7A4
https://youtu.be/foMLX3Lz8fQ

>> No.6609884

fuk u bernie

>> No.6609892

My legitimate thread about video games gets autosaged but this shit gets stickied? What the hell is going on here...?

>> No.6609902

>>6609892
This isn’t a shitpost, Bernie Stolar is actually a mod here.

>> No.6609907

>>6609902
Really? This place sucks, but I didn't think the jannies were actively hiring people to stifle all discussion of interactive media.

>> No.6609910
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6609910

B-Bernie.. I just want one second of your time...

>> No.6609912

>>6608216
Unbelievably based !

>> No.6609916

>62 replies / 33 posters
It's one guy bernieposting across the entire board

>> No.6610036

why is this guy's wikipedia page so short?

>> No.6610040

>>6610036
take a (((guess)))

>> No.6610042

>>6607519
Based Bernie. Time for 6th gen discussions.

>> No.6610045

>>6608216
Way past cool!

>> No.6610048

>>6607519
wtf why is this stickied?

>> No.6610054

putting the thread in the right position

>> No.6610493

>>6607519
BOSTING IN STIGGY :DDDDDD

>> No.6611831

>>6609916
>not joining the Bernie Brigade

cum on step it up

>> No.6612528

ZOMG!!! STICKEEE!!!!

>> No.6614509

>>6607519
Now that the dust has settled, was he, dare I say it... /ourguy/ all along?