/vr/ - Retro Games

eat shit and die

No, sorry. It would invite too much cancer.

Persona 4 would qualify, for example, despite releasing in 2008. That game is still getting active port threads on /v/. If the purpose of /vr/ is to provide a space to talk about games that cannot be discussed on /v/ due to their age, then opening these floodgates would not help.

This post is off topic

>>6594140
Sure why not, I, the mod am feeling very generous this year.

still too soon cuz you had normie mid-2000s games like gta san andreas

Also Jesus Christ the sticky was six years ago fuck

>>6594143
It’s gen 6 autist again, right on time. He’s going to start posting from multiple devices and samefagging pretty soon

>>6594140
We need a fourth video game board for just gen 6 and borderline consoles. Or just gen six would placate well enough.

They should never be added. I don't even consider 5th gen retro.

>>6594151
What you consider or don't consider as retro is of no relevance to what is actually retro.

>>6594140
There's no such a thing as "too early" for /vr/. 6th gen consoles will never be considered retro in this board. But in 5 years it will be allowed to be discussed on /his/ instead

>>6594150
See, this is gen 6 autists handy work. Watch for him to suggest we need “/vr2k/“ just to discuss a single generation of games that he doesn’t like. Imagine the smell lmfao

I'm for it, but we should wait till PS5. It really is time for 6th gen to be allowed. /vr/ is one of the few places that consider it not retro, and that should change.

>>6594149
OP here. I didn't know there was someone here that already posts on it. So much so that he's known as the "gen 6" guy, too? Damn.

>/v1/ proto stage games = 1-4
>/v2/ early stage = 5-6
>/v3/ millennial stage = 7+


Just delete /vr/, /vg/, and /v/.

>>6594152
My considerations are relevant because I'm a video game expert.

How many bans have you evaded just this week? Fuck off already you zoomer shitbag.

Make a new board and call it /v2k/ which will cover 2000 - 2009.

Fucking zoomer piece of shit fuck you and the rancid hole you came out of this isn't your fucking board you waste of sperm

>>6594161
>>6594154
samefag

>>6594157
Right, he samefags and talks to himself in these threads, every single night, for hours upon hours at a time. You’ll recognize his posting style fairly easily, in spite of how many devices he posts from, he’s absolutely hopeless at pretending to be anybody but himself. He’s severely autistic and has nothing positive going on in his real life.

gba of peace

>>6594163
Guess again retard

Last non-sports Xbox game: June 2007
Last non-sports Gamecube game: June 2007
Last non-sports PS2 game: February 2013

>>6594140
They're allowed as long as its used to discuss games released before 1999 (aka emulators and ports)

Hey OP, EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING ZOOMER CUNT, it's over

>>6594168
>>6594160
>>6594149
Schizophrenia.

Drown in a sea of shit

>>6594181
>damage control
If you bottled up your autism every once and awhile, nobody would pick up on your distinctive, unwashed, stinky posting style

die a slow painful death

>>6594180
>>6594183
>>6594185
Hey, it’s a dangerous world out there anon, I hope you don’t get hurt really bad really soon haha

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

>>6594180
Is that Ms. PacMan?!?! I used to love that game on the Genesis! It was the only game my mom ever tried to play (before Wii Sports came out). Even now I remind her sometimes of Ms. Pacman. Out of curiosity, did you like NFL Blitz on the N64? Random question I know.

t. OP again

>>6594140
NO RETROOO!!!

>>6594186
>>6594185
>>6594183
>>6594180
stop talking with yourself

lick on deez nuts and suck the dick

>>6594193
guess again

this is the meaning of pain

>>6594194
you eat my shit! I fuck your mother!

a definition of the undefined

>>6594140
NEVER
FUCKING
EVER
FAGGOT

>>6594197
No, THIS is

>>6594143
Then allow only pre-2006 gen 6.

>>6594142
>>6594143
>>6594145
>>6594148
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>>6594153
>>6594154
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>>6594162
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>>6594196
>not retro zoomer

>>6594201
you are a fuck

undefeated in life forgotten in death

>>6594206
I eat my stinky asshole haha

adept at ineptitude

Honestly, all memes aside, I might be the most mentally ill person on /vr/ and most akin to Kefka. I've already posted in this board 120 times today, but I decided to take it seriously this time around.
I post on /vr/ exclusively for about 12-16 hours each day. Every day. This general is pretty much my entire life. My life is just sitting in my room with movies playing in the background as I post here. I have several different monitors hooked up to different vpns to even change the number of posters in a given thread so no one calls out my samefagging.
On top of that, I pretend to be different people and even argue, disagree and insult myself. Writing in different styles and using different mannerisms so no one knows the extent of my posting or recognizes me. Often times when I'm online and in my peak posting hours, the catalog will be almost all me.
I figure I make about 20 posts a hour on average. Consistently for three years, that's about 300,000 posts, conservatively. I posted very frequently a decade prior to the three years of becoming a hermit, but not to this extent. I'd like to think I'm hitting close to a million posts in the near future.
Sometimes, I post so much I forget who is and isn't me. Chances are, if you're a regular on /vr/, you've spoken to a version of myself. Each time I make a successful meme or get a lot of (you)s, I save the image, print it out and frame it on my wall. I am surrounded by accomplishment. You are in my home and I'll most certainly be seeing you around. But the great thing about 4chan is that you'll never know it's me.

cancer romancer

>>6594213
Sorry anon, but you’re as transparent as the grease your hamlike hands leave behind on any surface they touch

meaningless drivel

I think GBA and ps2 should be let in. Gba is so similar to snes, and ps2 is very comparable to ps2.

slow boat to vagina

>>6594213
Post your wall

>>6594223
Gen6 are already legal, it’s literally just the autist spamming this thread who opposes it. But he’s not a mod so who cares?

>>6594213
Stop disrupting things please

without knowing never growing

salt of the earth

kneel before your master

>>6594140
I think it would be good. Do you ever see 6th gen threads on /v/, the heck, even 7th gen is rare, that board is really just full of just the latest crap.

>>6594237
>>6594235
>>6594229
take meds

without ceasing never creasing

I don't know who the guy is spamming spoiler Genesis games, but I was hoping for non /v/ action here when I made the thread. Actually I don't know anyone who even does that on /v/. I'm not sure why I expected anything different.

endlessly ending

>>6594247
Hes just throwing a tantrum, he always does this if you point him out in a thread. He’s a desperate, mentally ill manchild.

a cure for cancer

>>6594241
Stay mad fag, not retro, not welcome, fuck off. Any thread you try to make about this topic will be slid into nothingness. As it should be you rotten maggot infested vagina. Take it someplace else or deal with the consequences you piece of hookworm infested shit. Your mother's breath smells of sperm.

>>6594251
I didn’t make the thread you anxious retard.

bye

Not retro, not welcome, BYE! Post all the Bobby Hill memes you want your thread is still marked for death. Eat shit. Die. Die. Die.

>>6594254

this is the song that never ends

Goodbye! Goodnight! See you in hell!

>>6594213
but then... who was op?

yes it goes on and on my friends

>>6594261
A homosexual

some people started singing it

>>6594140
>start thread about gen 6
>gets spammed by sperg claiming gen 6 will ruin the board
>sperg unironically ruins the board on his own instead.
Range ban all neets and autists

not knowing what it was

and they'll keep singing it forever just because

>>6594271
One single off topic thread that isn't allowed to be here getting spammed doesn't ruin the board. Just hide this shit show and move along.

this will never be a welcoming environment for you

>>6594279
You spam any thread that has any mention of gen6, at times that’s nearly half of the threads on the catalog. You have a brain tumor and will be gone in a year anon.

/v2k/ when?

>>6594284
Run along

>>6594287
Never

samefag and shill with as many ips as you want

>>6594198
P O L Y S T A T I O N

pretend there's demand for your wants

>>6594291
>run along
Tick tock old man, your tumor grows every time you lose your spaghetti over gen 6.

kek kek
the stroke

>>6594301
Cry more. Fag.

the mods don't care, this site has long since been abandoned by the people in charge

>>6594304
>cry more
You’re literally throwing a tantrum right now, do you even own a mirror?

they aren't listening to you

>>6594306
Run along now child

you're not even safe in your self imposed containment threads

>>6594310
Stay safe anon lol

>>6594291
>Never
Come on, don't be like that...

make another gay frog meme and spam it in every thread you can find until you get banned, why not

you're only wasting your time

>>6594321
take your meds lol

this thread will be removed, it's like writing your name in beach sand with a stick

>>6594326
You know what won’t get removed though? Your Brain tumor lmao

PS2 won't be retro for many years to come because it was the generation where they "figured out" 3D, and as a result, games of the era are distinguishable from modern games by graphics alone. Generations prior all had fundamental differences that separate them from the modern era. So yes, it is too early.

this is where your hopes and dreams go to die

>>6594329
Guess again

insert generic placeholder text here

this is the last post

>>6594334
guess again

lol I lied

>>6594331
Do you disagree?

this is the last one for real this time

>>6594340
I’d agree with you if the Dreamcast wasn’t already green lit, because that’s as “modern” as the rest of the generation, no matter how much you refuse to accept that.

>>6594346
You gonna cry about it?

lol I lied again

>>6594348
All I did was answer your question, no wonder you’re so alone. What kind of response is that?

this is the really real 100% not fake last post I will make in this thread

>>6594346
I actually agree with you there, I dislike that Dreamcast is considered retro here but we seem to be the minority.

>>6594329
nice opinion

haha you didn't believe me did you?

>>6594357
If the Dreamcast was disallowed, it’d solve the majority of the “NOT RETRO” issues on the board, since it’s the biggest source of ambiguity.

stop hitting yourself

>>6594363
Only among 6th gen shitters trying to force the issue. There's no reason to cave to PS2 kiddies who want to talk about their sly cooper furfag mascot bullshit here. Let them stay mad. DC is retro. PS2 isn't.

>>6594367
Did you read my post at all or did you already have that typed up and ready to post?

every reply you make to these bullshit posts brings the thread one post closer to autosage

>>6594140
It is pretty weird how the dreamcast has been considered retro for like 6 years now but its contemporaries are still considered not retro.
I kind of get it to an extent, like I wouldn't consider some of the late-gen PS2 games that were still being released retro, they're too relevant today to really deserve to be discussed here whereas the only Dreamcast games still discussed regularly on /v/ are the Sonic Adventure games.

>>6594363
That’s too bad for you because no one cares about your opinion, and the rules aren’t going to change, and I will continue to make Dreamcast theads while your PS2 and GameCube threads get deleted. How does that make you feel, little faggot? Are you going to have a meltdown?

why waste your time?

>>6594213
Okay...

>>6594372
It makes me feel a little sad for you anon

*crickets chirping*

>>6594353
That was a different anon, probably a dreamcast fan. (Nothing wrong with dreamcast, I just don't think its "retro")

>>6594363
For sure, I'm not even sure what the thought process was behind labeling it as retro. Maybe because it launched pre-2000 (which is a weirdly arbitrary cutoff) or because it was slightly more obscure than its competitors?

>>6594372
Nah he's going to wait until the specific times he knows the mods aren't awake and make threads like these again and again. Constantly resetting his modem to get new IP addresses so he can waste another evening pulling this shit just to have it all deleted.

Sega Genesis

Sega Saturn

>>6594383
You’re getting mixed up anon
>>6594380
The best part is that Dreamcast was one of the first systems to use online in a meaningful way, and yet online play is usually the sticking point for all of the not retro autists.

>>6594390
Stay mad 6th gen shitter. Chu Chu Rocket online multiplayer? Retro! Your Killzone bullshit? NOT RETRO FUCK OFF.

Sega Dreamcast

>>6594391
Was talking about PSO, and I’m saying to scale back what’s retro to 5th gen at the latest, how does that make me a 6th gen shitter. Do you smell toast anon?

>>6594393
PSO is retro. Deal with it.

Sega Master System

Nintendo Entertainment System

>talk about "not retro autists" in one post
>pretend to be anti-dreamcast in the next so you have a wedge
lmao you are too transparent

>>6594390
Very true. I'd be interested in hearing from someone who feels that dreamcast is retro but ps2/gc/xbox aren't and why they feel that way. It isn't something I see discussed much in depth, whenever brought up it always devolves into trash like >>6594391 except unironic.

>>6594394
You’re going to die of your brain tumor if you don’t change your ways.

Super Nintendo

Nintendo 64

>>6594403
If you read enough threads on this board, you’ll quickly pick up on how mired in nostalgia most of the older posters on here are. They talk about their days in elementary school like they unironically long to be back there. It’s no wonder these “people” devolve into irrational tantrums whenever they’re asked to explain their position on something that’s ultimately a huge emotional issue for them. It’s like they’d rather stay lonely.

haha bye

>>6594198
fucking polystation

so long

>>6594412
I've been shitposting on this website for a decade and a half now. Most of the time I am harmless. When some spergs show up and try to crash our little party here they need to be taught a lesson though. Show them how it's really done.

>>6594424
Yeah you’re a real fearsome vigilante you fat stinky retard

Why do people keep saying gen 6 should be allowed?.
I was born in 2001. I really dont think it should be allowed. Its lame. Im not sure why that automatically makes you a boomer.

>>6594428

>>6594143
Any video game can be discussed on v

imagine he family issues.

The last PS2 game came out like 6 years ago. I still think it's too soon.

>>6594440
I hope you don’t fall down some stairs and break your neck haha

>>6594403
There are two reasons. One is that the Dreamcast just feels retro and was released before 6th gen really started. The second one is that it infuriates 6th gen autists that it’s allowed which is funny to watch and which is why the Dreamcast will never be removed.

On the topic of being ambiguously retro, are new games released for old systems fair game for /vr/ or no? For example, Battle Kid is a fantastic NES game, but was released in 2010.

>>6594445
>just feels retro
Right, with the 3D, the internet access and the “modern” controller design.

>>6594448
Yes, the rules are about when the platform was released, not the games themselves. If it runs on old hardware, it’s de facto retro.

>>6594430
It’s a special kind of turbo autism. The same type of person that walks into a store that requires masks and goes “I SHOULDNT HAVE TO WEAR A MASK I DEMAND YOU CHANGE THE RULES FOR ME” and then gets kicked out and laughed at.

>>6594448
Yes they are. As are remakes of retro games on modern consoles. As long as you are making threads about that kind of stuff with the right intent, not to try to sneak in discussion about modern shit.

>>6594149
Would it be more realistic it just be multiple people who agree with that position, instead a grand conspiracy involving 1 person, considering that the 1st serarino is more logicistally possible.

>>6594453
>hes lost the plot this much
Mentally ill

>>6594445
>the Dreamcast just feels retro
But why? Can you elaborate on this?
>was released before 6th gen really started.
I disagree with this, 6th gen started with the release of the dreamcast. Just because it was the first of the generation doesn't mean it predates the generation, if that makes sense.

>>6594459
>grand conspiracy
It’s no conspiracy, it’s not even a little ambiguous, he always types the same way and can’t help but out himself whenever he posts, even when he’s pretending to be other posters. Can you imagine how bad he must smell?

>>6594449
Yes, the 3D is very primitive, only slightly better than 5th gen. And yes the controller is retro, it doesn’t even have dual joysticks.
Also, it wasn’t as popular so it wouldn’t get talked about on /v/ but PS2 and GameCube have plenty of threads there.

>>6594140
Its not to early in fact its kinda late to be honest cant wait to see dmc threads start popping up here

>>6594465
You could say the exact same thing about the GameCube lmao

>>6594471
But nobody cares because that's not retro and the DC is.

>>6594475
Calm down or that tumor of yours is gonna blow up like a balloon

>>6594478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_FRWUPcR7Y

>>6594471
No, there were multiple GameCube threads on /v/ today lmao and also it just has shit games so it would be a big mistake to bring its fans here. Also the rules aren’t going to change as much as you might feel they don’t make sense, there’s nothing you can do about it lmao cry more

>>6594483
Link them all
>cry more
I think you’re doing enough crying for everyone on /vr/

>>6594487
>do what I say!
Nope. Cry bitch

>>6594492
I think you’re doing enough crying for everyone on /vr/

>>6594497
I know you are but what am I

>>6594498
A stinky smelly autist

>>6594503
I know you are but what am I?

>>6594483
The Gamecube had a fuck load of good games what are talking about. The games are so good people want nintendo to rerelease them on the switch

>>6594507
Someone who should stay safe out there

>>6594510
I know you are but what am I

>>6594498
Christ this gave me 'nam-style flashbacks to elementary school.

>>6594143
By 2008, all of the 7th gen consoles had already been released. So an officially-released PS2 game from 2008 would be allowed but a 360 game from 2005 wouldn't? Let's just let gen 7 in too. /v/ can be for current gen and /vr/ can be for anything older.

Im >>6594430.i just want to thank the guy spamming for doing what the fucking moderation wont. These threads are such cancer and stay up for so long. I just want to talk about retro games /v/ just wants to come in here and spam their twitch bullshit

208 posts with only 33 ips lmao, natural causes

>>6594520
>thanks for bumping this off topic thread
You’re welcome anon, I just can’t stand zoombies! This is my board hahaha mine! Zoomers can get out, with their devilish good looks and affable personalities, I can’t stand them!

>>6594509
>bro it had a fuckload hehehe like eternal darkness that was so scary bro so epic and so retro
Shut up, faggot. No one likes you.

>>6594529
Dude what

>>6594518
This. Either let 7th gen in too, or keep both 6th and 7th out.

>>6594462
>But why? Can you elaborate on this?

It was the last Arcade-at-Home console, and arcades are the essence of retro. It was made with literal Arcade hardware and a huge chunk of its library was arcade ports / conversions

>>6594519
Old japanese FF boxart is so fucking beautiful. I want to collect them all. Maybe I will, they aren't terribly expensive looking at ebay.

>>6594536
I just can’t stand zoomers using my board. They think they’re better than us old guys, just because they’re so much handsomer and more spry. I hate it! I get perverse pleasure from telling them that I don’t like gen 6! Stupid fucking zoombies

>>6594549
This was the gayest post in this whole thread. But hey look at that number. I think 250 is a good number. How about you?

>>6594549
I was born in 2002. 6th gen still isnt retro friend

>>6594462
Look up the Sega Naomi. It's the arcade system that shares hardware with the Dreamcast.

>>6594271
>>Range ban all neets and autists
But then 4chan would have only normalfaggot zoomers from reddit....

>>6594553
>250 is a good number
Looks like YouTube lied to you again zoomer hahaha

>>6594430
Because enough time has passed where it would be, at least by old standards.

fuck up just once and they start torturing you with the fading captchas

>>6594549
This but unironically about the part about how fun it is to tell zoomies that I don’t like gen 6 and how it will never be allowed here. They really sperg out!

>>6594140
No I disagree. I think /vr/ is fine as it is and 6th gen threads do fine enough on /v/

>>6594571
Zoomers don’t have any life experience, they have no business talking about games with someone like me who has lived a fulfilling and nuanced life

>>6594530
Lol what the hell are you even trying to say

>>6594574
You’re free to talk about games here with me even though I am smarter and more experienced than you. However you can’t talk about 6th gen games because they’re not retro.

>>6594582
I can talk about whatever I want zoombie, because I earned it with all of my success in life. Hahaha

>>6594579
>literal babby tier game
Yeah it’s a good thing GameCube will never ever be allowed lol

>>6594585
Stay mad false flagging 6th gen autist

>>6594589
>false flagging
You’re using that word wrong. Looks like YouTube lied to you again you stupid drooling baby zoomer haha baby want a bottle? A big bottle of retard juice? Dumb fucking zoomer

>>6594593
6th gen isn't retro. type out another fake tirade pretending to be older. not retro, not allowed, bye.

>>6594575
What are you trying get across posting stuff like this?

>>6594595
You’re lucky I don’t bend you over my knee and spank you pink you stupid zoomer. Your mother should’ve hit you more you dumb zoomer!

>>6594601
Not retro not allowed bye

>>6594603
You don’t make the rules and you never will zoomer! Hahahahahaha

Oh would you look at the time. It's 2:50. Better make it last.

>>6594607
Cope zoombie, you’re going to get yourself hurt talking like that hahaha

You guys are embarrassing

>>6594615
Apologize right now

>>6594587
You an autismo or something? The gamecube is old enough to be posting on this board, its retro dude and arent most retro games "baby games".

>>6594615
Sometimes you need to be to keep the infection from spreading to the rest of the board. It's quarantined.

>>6594621
At least you have a purpose on /vr/ even if you don’t in real life