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653435 No.653435 [Reply] [Original]

Remember to tell your mom.

"Happy Mother Day"

Who is your favorite Retro Mom?and your Least Fav.?
My favorite is Chrono's Moms
My least favorite is SAMUS

>> No.653476

>>653435
Crono's house does not have any more bedrooms.

Think about it, OP.

>> No.653517
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653517

Does the Holy Mother of Nisan count?

No? Then I vote for Justin's mom in Grandia.

Least favorite: The hippopotamus mom in Alexandria in FF9.

>> No.653550

I can't even think of any moms apart from some early-game JRPG appearances.

Was there a playable characters who was a mother at the time of gameplay at all? Outside of VNs and other non-games, I mean.

>> No.653562

>>653550
Oh, wait, there's Bianca. She got preggers mid-dungeon and gave birth to the best mage in the party AND the hero.

>> No.653601
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653601

Sonia Belmont is best vidya mom.

>> No.653708

The mom from SMT I

>> No.653740

This is why I prefer /vr/ to /v/. The same thread over there is >GUISE POST UR FAVORITE MILF HENTAI

I can't stand that board anymore, it's cesspool of sexual frustration and twitter nonsense.

>> No.653770

>>653740
y-yeah who wants to see that

>> No.653961

>>653476
It doesnt have a place to shit too

>> No.653974
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653974

>>653550
I'm playing Lufia II right now, and Selena just became a mom.

She's a pretty bad one though. Hero should have chosen the other girl.

>> No.653981

>>653476
I always wondered what Crono's mom was thinking when I'd take Lucca and Marle upstairs to restore my health.

>> No.653989

>>653550
There are a few games where you play as a mom
Haunting Ground and Silent Hill 3

>> No.654000
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>>653981
>not Ayla

Massive faggot.

>> No.654002

Not vidya, but Chi-Chi

>> No.654017

>>653981
Isn't that what they were doing. I mean there is only one bed.
Heck in dragon quest 1, you can take NPCs into hotel rooms with you.
And somewhere between the last 2 stages of Golden sun 1, Shiba turned from being a Hostage into a devoted ally .

>> No.654024

>>653989

That's bullshit, they are just as "birth givers" or are supposed to, they are not mothers. Retard.

>> No.654030

Bible games, you play as Moses' mom.

>> No.654031

>>654017
Maybe Crono was a gentleman and napped on the floor.

>> No.654479

>>653981
...dude, he takes a robot, a frog, a blonde on fur underwear and a flamboyant goth upstairs. In groups. Crono's mom is very, very open-minded and understanding of her son's sexual life.

>> No.654520

>>653989
Legacy of the Wizard

>> No.654552
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>>653708

Try not to feel too bad.

>> No.654570

>>653981
Marle might've tried something; Ayla for sure. But I don't think Lucca was into him.

>> No.654586
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654586

Best mother

>> No.654584

>>654570
I woulda tried something on Lucca so there.

>> No.654593
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654593

>>654570
Liar.

>> No.654621

>>654593
Lies, lies.
I can't stand childhood friend NTR, it's all a lie, Lucca never loved Chrono.

>> No.654638
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654638

MADONNA IS THE BEST MOTHER EVER.


That sounds funny.

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654682

Weird, was expecting her to be the first one to be posted.
To be fair, she's not good as mother at all.

>> No.654916
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654916

Worst mother ever

>> No.654935
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654935

She managed an entire household of aliens and monsters until that homewrecker Samus showed up.

>> No.655014

>>654030
Yes! Oh wait.....

>> No.655031

>>654935
she even adopted a baby Metroid after her mother sold her to Science to be Aborted

>> No.655051

Who the fuck fathered Crono anyway?

>> No.655063

>>655051
Vegeta

>> No.655064

>>655051
Not a member of /v/ that's for sure.

>> No.655092

>>655064
It was /a/

>> No.655095

>>655051
Goku.

>> No.655132

>>653961
they shit outside

>> No.655143

>>655063
I lol'd. I have nothing.

>> No.655152

>>655051
probably Melchior

>> No.655165

>>655152
I defy you to try this theory with the Chrono Compendium regulars.

>> No.655178

>>655152
Actually, his father is Glenn.
Time travel is a complicated mistress.

>> No.655186

>>655165
>Chrono Compendium

>look up Crono
>Crono is apparently Jesus

>One of the miracles of Jesus Christ was his taking one piece of bread, and somehow feeding hundreds of starving people with it. When Crono travels to 600 A.D., he recieves one piece of jerky and somehow feeds an entire regiment of starving troops with it.

What's with CT breeding the worst fanboys imaginable?

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>>655186

>> No.655206

>>655186
What, they've gotten this crazy? The last time I checked, Compendium was just a retranslation wiki or something.

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655221

>>655178

>> No.655228

>>655186

I can't find anything like that. Am I looking in the wrong place?

>> No.655230 [DELETED] 

>>655221
Well hello again 2003

>> No.655256

>>655206
Chrono Compendium has had a reputation for total bullshit misplaced symbolism for a decade now

the sad part is it's the most comprehensive CT resource and this MUST BE BIBLE shit gets in the way of actual thematic analysis

>> No.655261

>>654682
>Lily the Pirate

okay mother, ultimate waifu

>> No.655270

>>655228
http://www.chronocompendium.com/Term/CTT:Crono.html

>> No.655275

>>655228
The "CTT:Crono" page.

>> No.655285
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655285

>>655256
THIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME EVER IT MUST HAVE HIGHER MEANING

>> No.655287

>>655270
I have the best timing ever.

(I'm >>655275)

>> No.655291

>>654621
It's not NTR if she found love too. Just kidding, it is because Robo/Prometeus chose Atropos

>> No.655297

>>655051
He's actually most likely from Zeal.

>> No.655309

>>655285
yeah pretty much. Fucking sad when you think about it

>> No.655318

>>655297
>The hero was actually fathered by some super important guy with special powers
>Hero was destined to be the hero all along since birth

no, fuck this, there's too much of that already. Can't we for once have a fucking hero that was actually a normal kid who rose to the occasion of saving the world.

I mean I don't know how he had lightning powers but still

>> No.655348

>>655318
He doesn't have to be ultra special but the boy is not normal. No one else in 1000 A. D. looked like him, especially not his mom. The closer we could get was from Zeal, and people from Zeal had magic. When the Black Omen went to shit, time got all messed up and we have one case of someone who got sent to a different moment in time Janus, future Magus so it's not only not impossible, but it's also very likely for someone from that time to have Magic.

Also, it might be Lightning in America but it's originally Heaven.

>> No.655359

>>655270
>>655275

Oh, I was looking in the wrong place. Thanks.

>> No.655375

>>655348
Are you serious with that theory?

>> No.655379

>>655375
Yes, as I don't see any reason why it wouldn't make sense and a lot of reasons why it would.

>> No.655380

>>655375
Don't bother disagreeing with someone elses head cannon, its not something you can "win"

>> No.655384

>>655348
I forget, it's been DECADES...did Marle and Lucca have magic before they reached the End of Time?

>> No.655396

>>655384
Not magic, just weapon-based techs. They learn magic from Spekkio.

>> No.655393

>>655379
Why it would even make any sense?

>> No.655394

>>655384
No, pretty sure they learn magic from that one creature residing there.

>> No.655421

>>655393
Because there was already a kid from Zeal who "accidentally" got sent time-travelling when the Black Omen was destroyed, and that kid didn't lose his magic unlike everyone left in 12000 BC, but instead became a magic-based overlord in 600 AD. Crono was probably too little when it happened to know any magic, so his powers were initially very raw in comparison to that person's, which allowed him to be adopted and live a happy life as a normal kid. Magic wasn't "around" anymore after the Black Omen went down, so a human with magic has to be from that time or before.

>> No.655424

>>655384
>>655394
>>655396
ok, so Crono doesn't learn magic til End of Time either, right.

So really the only thing unusual about Crono is that he's a really good swordsman for some reason.

Him "not looking like anyone else in his age" isn't really a valid point, he's a main character, they are always distinct from the sea of palette-swap generic NPCs.

>> No.655432

>>655421
But magic is still around, its just dormant. Janus getting thrown into 600AD (minus what, 15-20 years?) is a very specific case. As far as I know only him and the magi got thrown through time.

>> No.655435

>>655424
No, he meant Chrono can use Heaven/Lightning magic before, but Lucca and Marle can't use anything before Spekkio. He learns "more" magic from Spekkio.

>> No.655457

>>655435
No, Crono doesn't learn magic until the End of Time.

Marle actually has the magic-like tech Aura that she can use before Spekkio, but it doesn't have a star by its name so it's not magic.

Crono learns no lightning or heaven-related techs before Spekkio, and none of his pre-Spekkio techs have stars next to their names.

>> No.655451

>>655432
The people who lived on the Ocean Palace who stayed on 12000 BC lost their powers, but the Gurus and Janus didn't. Which is precisely why I think Crono was a time traveler from the get-go: he "knew" magic before Spekkio.

>> No.655462

>>655435
Chrono can get Lightning before End of Time?

Our analysis pretty much hinges on this. if Crono is the ONLY character in the game that can use actual goddamn magic before Spekkio he definitely has some kinda lineage.

>> No.655480

>>655457
>>655462
http://chrono.wikia.com/wiki/Wind_Slash
>Although Wind Slash is a non-magical Tech, it performs Light elemental damage. This is due to the close association of Light with the classical element of Wind.

It doesn't have the star, but it does have Light effect.

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655531

lol chrono compendium is a goldmine of autism

>> No.655537

>>655480
That's just for gameplay purposes, just like how Lasers do Shadow type magic.
If it's not actually considered magic, it doesn't count.

Crono's father is probably just some random guard who was killed by a fiend or something. It'd explain why he played with swords from such a young age and it's notably less autistic.

>> No.655543

>>655480
And I have to add: Lucca's abilities have Fire, but her weapons are guns and she is a crazy scientist. Marle's Aura has no element. So I think the wiki's statement

>This is due to the close association of Light with the classical element of Wind.

is not only baseless but incorrect, because there is no citation on it anywhere thus the information is purely self-referential.

>> No.655554

Why does it seem like the better something is, the worse fanbase it will have? Seriously, who are these people, where did they come from and why the fuck are they drawn to games like this?

>> No.655560

Crono's father is Norstein Bekkler. Crono has an identical twin, who was born without soul. This caused tension between the couple and eventually they split, and each took one of their sons.

>> No.655568

Do you guys have mom save money for you in Gold and Silver? I only do it because I can't help but think how sad my real mom would be if I told her not to.

>> No.655585

>>655568
Of course! She bought me a huge Snorlax doll once, and it's still one of my fondest memories with videogames.

>> No.655592

>>655568
In the original games? Fuck no, she wasted it on the dumbest stuff.
In the remakes I allow her, since she gives you tons of nice rare items.

>> No.655598

>>654479
It's 1000 AD. There's no nintendo. They don't have much else other than sexual deviancy and fighting monsters.

>> No.655602

So this is a Chrono Trigger thread now?

>> No.655660

>>655598
>There's no nintendo.
I don't know about that, they have teleport and mecha (and not only thanks to Lucca, there's the Dragon Tank too). They're at least not far... especially if technology has gotten stagnated from the point where Lavos attacked to the future times.

>> No.655692

>>655592
>tons of rare items

BERRIES. BERRIES EVERYWHERE.

>> No.657950

>>655560
Worst. Theory. Ever.

But it made me laugh.

>> No.657967

>>655256
To be honest, Kato was the writer fro Chrono Trigger, and we all know what he's been writing afterwards.

Chrono = Jesus is stupid, but Kato's main shitty gimmick is shoving faux philosophy and his poor understanding of christian mythology everyfuckignwhere.

Still, I can't remember a single biblical reference in CT. We got the three wise men, but they were a Woolsey invention, weren't they.

>> No.658112

>>654570
>>654593
I played Chrono Trigger for the first time ever last month and Lucca is still one of the cutest characters I have EVER seen in a video game.

>> No.658123

>>655560
Top lel

>> No.658129

>>657967
Yeah, in the original Japanese they're just Bosch, Hash, and Gash. Standard silly Toriyama fare.

A tiny bit of heroic sacrifice does not a christian allegory make. Especially since his sacrifice is undone, and there's not even any apotheosis.

So many holes. "Chrono has no dad, just a mom, just like Jesus and the Virgin Mary!" Durrrrrr who is Joseph

>> No.659020

>>658129
>Standard silly Toriyama fare.
The story planner was Horii. Toriyama just drew the charaters and mosnters.

>> No.659178

>>655132
>>653476
Then there's only one explanation -- Crono makes her mom sleep outside, in the cold while he's in his warm bed. That sonofabitch.

>> No.659751

>>659178
They take turns because she has Circadian rhythm sleep disorder.

>> No.663369

>>653770
Y...you too[

>> No.665738

>>653476
>>655132
Crono's mom doesn't need to sleep because she's a video game character.

>> No.665770

>>665738
>doesn't need to sleep because she's a video game character.
Tell that to my Tamagochi.

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I would have to say the mom from Pokemon Crystal. Growing up and even now, my mother hasn't always been around for me. I've mostly grown up with just my father. So when I was young it used to make me happy whenever "my mom" would call me in Pokemon, telling me she bought me a gift (even if it was with my own money) or just to check on me on how I was doing. Sometimes I would even call her to say "hello".

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Oedipus complex is a strange thing, and it is among us here on /vr/ ...