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6573010 No.6573010 [Reply] [Original]

why doesn't Mario just lock King Kooper in a cage?

>> No.6573015
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>>6573010
Turtles aren't monkeys. The better question, is why doesn't Mario flip koopa onto his back?

>> No.6573071

Koopa is a lot more intelligent than DK and uses black magic.

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>>6573010
Why does Mario look like this guy?

>> No.6573108

the funny think is that DK Jr. wore a diaper and his parent was stuck in a cage the whole game. so it must be FULL of SHIT and stinking horribly.

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>>6573104
Yeah, he's supposed to look like this guy

>> No.6573118

>>6573108
what a shitload of fuck

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>>6573113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKJW9uCW9xc

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Mario isn't really being mean to his pal DK, they're playing around to help little Junior learn how to climb and jump around. DK is putting on an act, and Mario's playing along playing the "bad guy".

>> No.6575826

>>6573010
>King Kooper
I feel like it's 1992 again and you're my annoying cousin who wets his bed
RIP

>> No.6577136

>>6575826
story?

>> No.6577185

>>6573010
his fire breath can easily melt the cage.

>> No.6578771

>>6573015
He does in Mario 64

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>>6573015
>>6573010
Because he has an army and children to bail him out.
Also his oft overlooked magic powers.

>> No.6578783

>>6573104
Because he was originally a Popeye expy

>> No.6578807

>>6577136
Not much of a story to tell. He was just one of those kids whose parents probably spoiled him with way too many games but wasn’t invested enough to learn the names of the character. It would drive 8 year old me nuts when he and my other cousins would call Bowser “King Koopa” or “Kooper” or call Samus “Metroid”.

Anyway, he died in a car wreck a few years ago leaving 3 small kids behind. The other driver was at fault. I hadn’t seen him in years but to hear my aunt brag about him I guess he made more of his life than I did of my own. /blogpost