/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6496254
i and iii

>>6496254
legend

4 and I just want to say that I fucking love tiddies.

>>6496432
>legend
Non-retro as well as bait. Even Chronicles is better than it.

>>6496254
The first one easily. Underworld would be close if it was longer.

Ive been playing Guardian of Light recently and I really like it. I prefer the controls and gameplay over the traditional TR style.

>>6496254

I, III, and Underworld.

>>6497016
>Even Chronicles is better than it.
b8

Tomb Raider 4, but my favorite is still the original.

>>6497013
This

>>6497684
Legend felt like a game or tech demo stretched out over several hours. I just didn't feel "it" while playing the game.

>>6496254
3

>>6498442
>that Lara voice, model, and outfits
I felt it getting hard and warm against my inner thigh while playing the game.

Will she ever return?

>>6500129
I don't really know which way they can go now. Probably a remake of a reboot where she has the body of a piece of drywall and possibly dark skin.

>>6496254
the one that sucked my cock

>>6496254
>Which one was the best one
Any one that wasn't Angelina Jolie

>>6500129
>Will she ever return?
We can wish. They were fun games. Not sure how the 3 current-gen titles stack up against our favourites.

>>6496254
The Last Revelation

>>6500201
They could swap the title and name of the main character and you would have a separate franchise. That's how they stack up.

>>6500129
finna have a big ass coom to this later ngl

>>6500129
Nope. Too good for this world.

>>6500142
Back to the classics except have more games that are like Angel of Darkness, where she's doing something else other then dungeon delving. There is literally nowhere else for the franchise to go, because there's only so many Roman or Egyptian ruins you can explore until you've basically explored them all.

>>6502089
they could just keep making up fake ancient stuff like tr 2 and 3 did

>>6500308
Speak English you fucking ape.

the one in that one porno

>>6496254
Chronicles I have a soft spot for. Maybe it was the environment change, it just felt fresh after tr3

>>6502089
>Muh realism
>In Tomb Raider
Nigga, do yourself a favour and google what "pulp" and "two-fisted tales" are.

>>6496254
I>IV>II=III (fuck you, I like III)>>>>>>V

>>6500129
Yes! nobody cares about the new games fact! they can't sell like Resident Evil or Final Fantasy on launch and are always on sale!

>>6500201
It's seven years and three games of no evolution lol and she can't sell on launch only on sale so not too hot.

>>6502642

He was wasted and deserved better

Tomb Raider 2 is the best one by far.
Most kino locations (The great wall, Monastery, Tibetian mountains, Venice etc.), best sound design, best atmosphere and so on. Story was maybe a bit lackluster but all in all this was the most enjoyable PS1 era Tomb Raider.

>>6502749
A slight correction, since you used some of the marks incorrectly and I too enjoy III, best fun, as long as skipping L O N D O N with cheats
TLR >= I > II >= III >>>>>> Chronicles

>>6503168
He was intended to be used in the incoming trilogy, but since said trilogy never happend...

>>6503168
No, it's Lara's games.
>>6500201
She wasn't bad at all, but I don't think any 3d woman can portray even half of Lara's greatness.

1. 2 and 4 are also great. I have a soft spot for 3 because I adore the Nevada and Island levels, but London can fuck off. Chronicles is meh.

>>6503497
>3D women
t. Incel

>>6496254
which one had the biggest tits? I liked 1 the most, 3 was derivative and uninspired, 2 was meh.

>>6496254
Where's Jesus when you need him?

>>6503639
4 was the most hnnnng of the original laras

The 2013 redesign was a cute.
They changed her again after that for some reason, still alright but I think 2013 was my favourite.

>>6503623
t. creepy male feminist

Does anyone happen to have that text comparison between Lara and the remake that disproves all of nu's empowerment narrative and proves the OG is best?

>>6503672
Jesus might be busy, but Aragorn protects

The Aragorn-posting Polish dump of Core-era TRs is back once more, GOLDs and top patches as always included.

>TR1 + GOLD (Unfinished Business)
https://www7.zippyshare.com/v/mmfKvWFs/file.html

>TR2 + GOLD (The Golden Mask)
https://www7.zippyshare.com/v/PkMmlWZY/file.html

>TR3
https://www7.zippyshare.com/v/urN08HxH/file.html

>TR3 GOLD (The Lost Artifact)
https://www7.zippyshare.com/v/zNGd0JUy/file.html

>TR: The Last Revelation (TR4)
https://www7.zippyshare.com/v/q7hw80M0/file.html
https://www7.zippyshare.com/v/rda9BmLd/file.html
You need both, since zippyshare had 500 MB limit and the full installer weights 577 MB

>TR: Chronicles (TR5)
https://www7.zippyshare.com/v/4rnIn581/file.html

>TR: Angel of Darkness (TR6)
https://www33.zippyshare.com/v/JNHMxK0f/file.html
https://www33.zippyshare.com/v/IuSkbFX9/file.html
https://www33.zippyshare.com/v/YGNYjvii/file.html
https://www33.zippyshare.com/v/GbXCo9ru/file.html
You need all four, for the same reason

And the entire set, in single package:
anonfiles com/dfi1Ba41oe/tr_wim

>>6496254
Isn't the right one from some nsfw comic?!

Tomb Raider Anniversary

>>6503156
Ew. Looks like a mannequin

>>6503949
twitter was a mistake.

>>6504286
Letting the burgers masses to enter and control the internet was the root of it

>>6504142
TR1 + gold are unplayable choppy. I've been messing around with all the dropbox settings I could think of, but it's no use. How do you run your TR1 games?

>>6496254
Also, TR2 = TR1 > TR4 > TR3 >>>>>TR5

>>6496254
I like the new ones. OOoooooOoooo

This is from my Tomb Raider memory card. Is this bio from somewhere else? Is this the canon?

>>6505852
I think that Lara's background was changed in both the original series (orphaned as a child) and in the reboot. But we don't talk about the reboot.

"Canon", as any Star Wars/Star Trek fan knows, is a slippery slope that leads to madness and having bitter arguments in the dark corners of the internet at 3am. Backstory gets changed to fit the demands of the current episode.

>>6505860
By canon, I mean up until Angel of Darkness. Anything post Core doesn't exist.

>>6505272
Not the Aragorn Jesus poster, but for me TR1 works fine. It's the Gold for it that gets issues with framerate. No idea why, either.

>>6504142
stop posting prepackaged dosbox trash

>>6504142
Thanks.

>>6505852
Here's official bio at the time of AoD. She's 5'9" here.
>>6505860
She wasn't orphan in core games, her parents even attended her funeral in chronicles. In Jolie movies and Legend they changed that (but it was top cow comics who actually changed it the first ).

>>6505902
Try disabling the compatibility mode. It's set to Win95 and for some reason this tanks the framerate. Especially when using flares.

>>6505936
beggars can't be choosers

>>6505972
February 14, 1968
>Lara Croft is a fucking boomer

>>6505936
>This cunt again

>>6506091
We were this close from MILF Lara, Underworld was already going there... and then some undergraduate skank took her place

>>6503168
Did he deserve to have her?

>>6506134
>have her

>>6506134
No one have her.

>>6506134
I don't know if you've played Angel of Darkness, but he's barely a character in that game. You play him in 3 stages (of 27).

Is there any Tomb Raider game/comic where Lara Croft fight against vampires?

>>6506336
I don't recall. Although I did read her comics ages ago.
She goes against zombies, mummies, dinos and Arthurian legends though.

>>6505852
fuck she really is skinny, even with the giant knockers she weighs practically nothing

>>6505972
>>6506672
>5’9”
>118lbs
>34D 24 35
I mean I guess the whole thing about unrealistic representations of women in vidya has at least one valid argument

>>6506685
its not "unrealistic", its just rare
its unrealistic to expect a woman to be like that, sure, but they do exist

>>6506685
She wasn't supposed to be realistic in the first place.

>>6506672
Built for princess carrying.

>>6496254
1 and 2( temple of Xian is kino), how's that even a question.

>>6502642
Calm the fuck down, I never mentioned anything about realism.

>>6505852
This was her story the parents storyline only came in the movie and theen LAU just ran with it as did the reboot.

What do you guys think her favorite sex position would be?

>>6505852
Core Timeline is 1-6 Parents are alive.
Crystal Avamom story Legend - Underworld and Trinidaddy story Reboot to Shadow

>>6507510
cowgirl

>>6507478
>I never mentioned anything about realism
And yet complained like a fucking idiot about lack of real ruins to explore

>>6507510
amazon

>>6507538
B A S E D

>>6507831
What the fuck?

Laura

>>6507831
She turns hot, right? Post the rest, faggot.

>>6505272
>How do you run your TR1 games?
ATI Rage versions with the GLRage wrapper.

What does make Lara stand above any other vidya girl?

>>6505860
>>6505867
Man, it must suck to be this much of a spergnard. The reboot is great.
Even better than the originals, which were always fairly borderline meh anyway (and I'd bet a coke I played the first demo before any of you).

>>6507831
A flat-chested loli Lara is a winning concept.
(Before she, presumably, gets cursed by that idol as a teen.)

I will google this another time.

>>6507510
Doggy while getting KNOTTED

>>6510009
There have been two reboots. Just saying.

>>6505852
>21, after finishing school
>plane crashes in Himalayas
>only survivor
>walks into a village two weeks later

Sounds like a nice setting for another game

>>6510009
Estrogen filled post.

>>6510009
s o i l a d e n l a d has spoken

>>6511870
>>6511893
that accusation's not really apropos of anything but it's cool and vindicating to see that you're as bad at samefagging as you are at having opinions about video games

>>6511945
>t-these people aren't pathetic cucks like me, it must be the same guy
Seems like you should fuck off back to neofag or whatever shithole you came out of.

>>6510632
yes and both are trash!

>>6496254
Was anyone ever aware of this NES bootleg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfC1q_ZWD78

>>6511952
>Clipboard01.jpg
Fucking retards like you really think "Inspect Element" is a magical tool nobody else knows about on a retro video game enthusiast board of all places, and that never fails to be be amusing.

See, you're far too dumb to even trust your own opinion about video games.

>>6511964
Yes, I clearly photo shopped the picture to prove some liberal faggot on an anonymous imageboard. I suppose living in denial is your expertise.

>>6511972
>I clearly photo shopped the picture
Yeah what I called you out for was thinking "Inspect Element" is arcane.

See the problem with playing dumb here is that you're actually dumb

>>6511974
no u

>>6503949
and why is that faggot's name blacked out exactly?

>>6511945
>apropos
>but it's cool and vindicating
dude, will you lay off the fucking s*y milk plz!

>>6505852
Not canon since TLR where she was studying archaelogy under Von Croy as a teen.

>>6511859
There is most definitely a TRLE mini-campign for this, but for the love of God, I can't find it.

>>6512043
>TR
>Canon
Nigga, if you try to make a coherent "canon" out of just Core-era games, your head is going to feel all funny. Add any more timelines and it's going to explode.

>>6512003
reacting to being called out as an obivous retard by equating "hard words" with bean juice is an interesting gambit

>>6512103
Neither of the anons you're replying to, but consider this:
You are on /vr/. And you are wanking about nu-Raider. Are you fucking insane?

I'm bored, anyone wants for me to sketch her for shit and giggles? Nothing scatological.

>>6512140
i haven't said anything about that

but you're kind of outing yourself as the moron in question by assuming that since you're so bad at this samefaggotry thing

though btw I do happen to think Tomb Raider (2013) is the best one in the series.
that's not really relevant to anything but I thought I'd mention it because I know it'll upset you

>>6508845
>What does make Lara stand above any other vidya girl?
It was for a lot of anon's the first hyper sexualized character they ever saw.

Gigantic tits.
Tight, skimpy clothing.
Seeing that in early puberty.

Just triggers their teenage hormones.

>>6512043
>quote from the original game manual
>not canon
I don't see anything that contradicts TLR. Her expedition with Von Croy was just the first step to be the tomb raider.

>>6512303
But she became my waifu only in my twenties.

>>6512287
Turns out you are indeed insane.

>>6512321
Same. Started with Underworld (thinking based on the cover it was going to be a blatantly soft-core porno game), had fun playing it realizing it was an actual game, tried out Legend then Anniversary, had fun fun playing those, then decided to try the original games since sequels/reboots are always never as good as their predecessors.

>>6512145
give her the same body and outfit as her in-game model (not cinematic) from 4, while using the desert eagle from 3

>>6512847
>-game model
The one with the huge cleavage?

>>6512859
cleavage, leotard, best juicy body from any game, etc

>>6512876
>>6512859

>>6508000
>>6510017
This fetish always has awkward dialogue like that in the good part, and it's really irritating.

This smile makes my heart warm.

>>6503497
That Jolie. We already had a great 3d Lara, even if it was a knock off starring a hot Asian actress with easily accessible bikini pics, which was the whole point.

>>6513979
Pic forgotten and related.

>>6513984

I liked the live action model for legends best.

>>6514101
>Cute little stretch marks on her breasts.
Very very nice.

>>6503949
>abolish women in the workplace!
>why yes I am a male-feminist

>>6508845
the hair
think about it

>>6500142
I'd be fine with dark skin as long as she has big tiddies and GOOD GAMEPLAY.

>>6503949
That Smash Mouth-looking motherfucker is either a closet tranny triggered by sexy women, or he's a sexual predator trying to disguise himself.
>>6513915
It's like she's telling us we're gonna make it if we keep at it.

>>6503542
>TR3 London
I actually liked it, fond memories of the Thames Wharf and Aldwych levels, I remember Lud's Gate being weird as fuck too, what was that level even supposed to be? It had all kinds of different settings, there was a part with a sphinx and a strange Egyptian temple, a snowy part, a huge underwater maze part...
I remember being stuck in City forever shooting Sofia, didn't realize I had to electrocute her lmao

>>6514648
Guaranteed it’s the latter. The immediate patronizing of that girl who called him out is a dead give away, probably a failed pick up artist. Let’s just hope he doesn’t go shoot up his local gamestop out of spite.

>>6512319
nope the storyline decays once crystal arrives

it's between 1 and 3. 3 has better difficulty and more engaging gameplay, but the kayak level is bottom tier trash while 1 is completely gimmick free.

>>6514967
Yes it was a soft reboot. We were talking about core era solely.

>>6515774
>soft reboot
Just because Crystal insisted it was "soft" doesn't mean shit.

i liked angel of darkness

>>6514816
The way he immediately abuses his influence and tries to get revenge on her for disagreeing with him is fucking creepy as well.

>>6515859
Same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOo1JdavU2w

>>6515859
>>6515895
Atmosphere 11/10
Ideas and designs 8/10
Actual gameplay on delivery: 3/10
Gameplay after a whole lot of fan-patches: 4.5/10, so not even "average 5"

>>6515859
Me too.

>>6496254
2 for me just for her house and assault course.
Had to cheat to get past the shark level. Thanks Ecco for giving me a fear of underwater levels in games. fucking dolphin..

>>6503949
>>6511994
He deleted his baseding apparently. Here's OP:
https://nitter.net/DerekJOswald/status/1217970898105446401

And here's faggot:
https://nitter.net/EricWile1

>>6516801
best lara

>>6512145
I will literally hunt you down and shove 1000 dollars into your mouth if you give her a bulge.

>>6519023
Looks like straight from Metal Slug promo

>>6496254
Anniversary.

And it's unfortunate that anniversary II, III and IV won't ever happen.

>>6521098
> Anniversary
I forgot pic

>>6521098
Wasn’t someone making a fan-remake of II?

>>6497013
Lol is she held her guns like that irl she would wreck her thumbs.

>>6508845
Because she's nostalgic fapbait.
Her and Tifa are why I have a fetish for girls with big tits wearing tanktops.

hola

>>6512081
http://www.trle.net/sc/levelfeatures.php?lid=1793

>>6505852
>taller than me

3 is best. 1 is too easy, 2 has too many hitscan enemies/is overly action focused, and 4 has too much filler and tedious stuff

>>6522003
>>6512321

>>6496254
Any of the PS1 era games tbf.
The pc versions still work too iirc

>>6503949
>Hiding the names of publicly available posts
>Especially when one of the posters is being a complete fucknugget regarding said public posts

I almost didn't get Tomb Raider because my mom thought it looked violent and the bro at the store said it was about solving puzzles so I did get it :-)

also, what's with that user calling everyone schizo?

>>6523251
oops, you did it again

>>6523257
rent-free

>>6523269
once more with feeling!