/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6437209
whoops, typo
actually meant all sega consoles sans the genesis

>>6437247
This is true.

>>6437247
Saturn is better than the N64.

>>6437265
>he doesn't know
cnet.com/news/why-the-saturn-was-the-worst-major-console-of-all-time/

>>6437271
Ain't clicking that shit, fagboy

>>6437271
You actually kind of forget the Saturn existed.

Excited to see console warriors seething, these bait threads are always good.

>>6437209
Motherfucker will play this shit twice on his flat-screen twice, it will collect dust and his ex will eventually sell it when he won't pick it up because he doesn't want to acknowledge the end of his relationship and the mistakes he made.

>>6437278
Why? It's just some asshole from twelve years ago saying "remember the American E3 release?" and dropping any semblance of a point.

>>6437283
The bull that fucks his gf will end up playing it more than him.

>>6437280
it was on the market for like 2 years

>>6437283
>>6437287
Incels seething

>>6437265
The Shiturn wishes it weren't a miserable fucking failure that only weeaboo hipster simps pretend to like. Fuck that thing.

>>6437209
literally thought that was Zuckerberg at first lol

>>6437265
kek
saturn literally has no games

Overall the n64 library was weak but SM64 and OoT kick ass. The year is 2020 so I can play them without having to worry about wasting $250 on a console solely for them.

She dangerously cute

>>6437304
>saturn had 1000+ games
>n64 had 300
ok nincel

N64 has some of the best games of 5th gen. But that generation as a whole was disappointing and the beginning of the non retro era.

>>6437209
Agree. Shit library with a handful of decent 1st party games. Total lack of rpgs (aside from zelda) is unforgivable and don't come at me with that Quest64 bullshit.

unga bunga n64 bad

>>6437330
Her excitement over her gift disturbs me.

>>6437360
omg yaaass n64 good! 8^( )

What's special about this? N64s are a dime a dozen. It's not like a difficult purchase, hell I own 4 just from people knowing I like retro consoles and they just give them to me.

>>6437418
Gifts are about more than monetary value to or scarcity autismo

>>6437418
based retroautist

>>6437435
cringe redditor

>>6437363
Because you'll never have someone care enough about you to give you something.

>>6437295
Best post.

>>6437209
She's really cute.

>>6437209
I wouldn't say the N64 was as good as the PS1, but it did have it's fair share of good exclusives.

>>6437363
Dude, giving gifts that you know a person will really appreciate is a rush like no other, especially if it's something they've wanted for a long time. Could be something he's wanted since childhood for all we know.

>>6437209

>>6437209
Why do sois get the cutest girls?

>>6437523
Because they pay for everything and she gets to fuck nigs with their approval.

>>6437209
I couldn't shake off the feeling that something was wrong about this video but I couldn't point it out either for a while until I finally got it.
Everything is just fine--except for the fact that they're taping it and uploading to the internet. Nothing wrong about that, but it's jsut weird. A girlfriend/wife bought an N64 for her husband because he's probably nostalgic. Alright! But why get a third person to film it and then share the video with strangers? That's just incredibly weird all around. Why would anyone do this? What do strangers have to do with this? Why would anyone want this to happen to them?

>>6437545
Well the filming part could be that they wanted to record that moment and keep it for themselves. The uploading part I don't know yeah it's weird.

>>6437523
What makes you say he's a onions

>>6437547
It's like making a video that says something like, "my girlfreind made me some tea, isn't that nice? I've been thirsty all day, I'm going to sip it right now, alright, tune in next time". There's nothing wrong whatever with anything in the situation itself, unlike what the crazed incels above are claiming, but the very fact that this is being recorded and shared is very weird--not bad or immoral, just psychologically peculiar to the point where it's slightly unnerving.

>2020
>Caring about consoles

>>6437209
Had like 20 or so great to decent games. Even then it was pretty eh, it was mostly exclusives by Nintendo. Console and the 20 or so games are worth getting but in all honesty it was an under powered console with a small library.

>>6437621
Consoles differ in the amount of average quality games and the comparative performance of multiplats, but in terms of truly important exclusives they're all pretty much equal.

>>6437552
I find the entire era of social media unnerving. People share their entire lives with random strangers. They share things I wouldn't even tell or show my actual friends, much less post for consumption by the general public.

>>6437646
They've been well taught that privacy is overrated and unnecessary. Hell, who needs individual rights, too? They have been groomed for the totalitarian post-corona dystopia that's just around the corner.

>>6437656
The thing is people never seemed to need any grooming. As soon as the option was available people went for it overnight. It seemed like one month I was an untouchable nerd for being computer literate, and then the next everybody was asking why I didn't have a MySpace account.

>>6437659
Chasing trends, wanting to be validated, being part of a group, fueling your ego, all those traits are intrinsic to humans. All they needed was a new vehicle that allowed them to do all those things at once, instantly.

>>6437497
This picture really pisses me off for some reason

You just know they have a very loving relationship. The way she got excited I can imagine them laying next to each other lovingly before kissing each other good night.

>>6437545
Nigga have you seen the internet since Cameras have become standard on smart phones? Have you seen ticktok? All the shit people record is pointless trash now a days. There is no such thing as private lives anymore.

>>6437209
true, the first game console I ever looked at and was like "pass"

>>6437676
men making gross feminine facial expressions is a sign of high estrogen content

>>6437209
The N64's quality>quantity argument doesn't matter when the system doesn't even have the variety for it.
>Muh endless racers, sportsball, and cereal mascots.

>>6437759
b-but it's Nintendo!!!! Nintendo GOOD!

>>6437656
>totalitarian post-corona dystopia
Fucksake, where do YOU weirdos come from? Even emotional exhibitionists like the guy in the OP video are better than you conspiracy theorists.
If Internet's taught us one thing, it's that people are very weird and very different, and neither culture nor even social status are good predictors of their retarded quirks. The likes of you barely seem human to me when you speak.

>>6437759
Since when is N64 famous for racers or sports games? What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>6437778
Make a post on Facebook about it, I'm sure you'll get some upvotes.

>>6437209

N64 was probably amazing if you were like 10 years old and couldn't get enough of the colorful 3D collectathon games.
Not even hating, it must have been quite impressive for a kid.

Why are you all talking about the N64? OP clearly stated the "Ninendo 64" was never good.
Probably some chink clone.

>>6437779
It's becoming increasingly prevalent that a huge portion of the N64's library of 388 games consisted of throwaway racing games and sports titles.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/n64/category/47-racing
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/n64/category/43-sports

Have you ever stepped into a retro game shop recently and found that the N64 section was full of shovelware, with the few good loose cart games being ludicrously expensive?

>>6437782
I would, but I don't have any social media accounts.

>>6437798
It's usually a lot of midway trash too. Nintendo clearly vetted the best publishers of disposable garbage for their console.

>>6437798
>Have you ever stepped into a retro game shop recently and found that the N64 section was full of shovelware, with the few good loose cart games being ludicrously expensive?
No because I'm not retard who still shops at retro game stores.

>>6437778
He's right though an dyou sound like a reddit faggot just saying tbqhwy phamalam

>>6437804
Based Ebay buyer, spending the maximum market value for glover.

>>6437813
If you're still "collecting" retro games in the year 2020 you are a grade A retard. Flash carts, burned CDs and ODEs are where it's at.

>>6437814
Poorfag cope.

>>6437814
Based flashcart collector, playing 2 games he knows for 15 minutes and never anything else.

>>6437817
You know what they say about a fool and his money.
>>6437820
Nice projection.

>>6437823
>Nice projection.
Nice denial, glad you got to play martyo 64 and zeldarina for $175.

>>6437825
Bitch please, just being able to play every game for any platform without replacing the cart is worth that much. That's not even considering it's the only remotely reasonable way to play F-Zero X Expansion Kit on real hardware.

>>6437834
>That's not even considering it's the only remotely reasonable way to play F-Zero X Expansion Kit on real hardware.
The best thing about playing the F-Zero X Expansion Kit on real hardware isn't playing it, it's telling everyone online you did.

>>6437842
Now now no need to be jealous.

Once and for all, what the fuck is a soiboi?

>>6437834
The people in OP's webm don't seem like the type of people to buy a flashcart for their N64. Otherwise, they would've already had an N64 to begin with, rather than receiving it as a gift.

>>6437850
The eternal jealousy of playing n64 games I can emulate for free

>>6437209
But mario 64, mario kart 64, and mario party 1-3 are some of the most based video games ever made anon.

>>6437864
>mario kart 64
Not really that good. 8 outclassed it in every way.

>mario party
1 is shit, and the rest are only good if you have four players and nobody is an expert in the minigames

>>6437869
>Not really that good. 8 outclassed it in every way.
CTR as well. Mario Kart 64 is bottom of the totem pole when it comes to kart racers

For the guy who called me Retro Autist, that wasnt my point. The point of my post was that a n64 was at most 15 dollars, and you usually can get one for free by just asking around. The video clearly shows a bit of wealth, and if a 25 year old console actually meant that much to him, he would've bought it for himself previously. He is clearly just being polite to his GF so she feels better about giving him this worthless piece of plastic that would be doing much better, and played much more being in the hands of an avid collector like me. My guess is he wouldve had that same reaction no matter what it truly was, knowing this from experience. My parents constantly tried to pawn off old retro consoles as the "big gift" of Christmas because it most likely was a max of 10$ and they didnt want to spend more than that. Now they are both in a home where no one visits them and I do nothing when they complain about the Filipino workers abusing them. Fuck these pretenders

>>6437364
>oh this? It's just my SEGA SATURN, yeah, that's right. My SEGA SATURN. oh you've probably never heard of it, have you. It's kinda niche, sorta gotta be in the know.

>>6437675

>>6437961
Nice larp

>>6437961
K
Nobody wants to read your complaints

Sonyggers are so sad.

>>6437336
>N64 has Majora's Mask, Banjo Kazooie, Goldeneye, F-Zero X, Mario 64, Star Fox, etc.

>Saturn has.... um, Nights

>>6437209
so is this le basedcuck meme just /v/ coping that they'll never be have a gf and be excited that she bought them a game console

>>6437523
just looks like a normie excited over a nostalgic gif. i can't imagine he's going out of his way to not go :O so /pol/ doesn't make fun of him or whatever

>>6437692
/v/ thinks not going :O makes them masculine as they sit in their devoid of masculinity permavirgin cave

>>6437523
>>6437541
because they aren't greasy coping /pol/yps that relate everything on earth to their bbc fixation. turns out women don't care if making an expression is a wojak meemee or not

>>6437675
because he enjoys gaming while you hate yourself over it

>>6438154
all the nips that make all the games you enjoy so much consume plenty of so.y on the daily

>>6437779
The N64 had a lot of racers; most of them just weren’t good. Funnily enough ‘toddlers are pushing the racing portion of its library because of its quantity.

>>6437646
this. N64 isnt bad. saturn isnt bad. social media is bad. i remember when "sharing online" meant downloading movies from the bay, not this shit

>>6437965
nothing personell kid

>>6438209
>Saturn has Panzer Dragoon Zwei, Shining Force III, Dragon Force, NiGHTS, Radiant Silvergun, Guardian Heroes, etc...

>N64 has... um, Mario and Zelda

>>6438356
>AKI wrestling games
>Ogre Battle 64
>Sin & Punishment
>Goemon
>Bangai-O
>Mischief Makers
>Rogue Squadron
>Banjo
>Golden Eye
>Perfect Dark
>Doom 64
>Turok
>Smash
>Star Fox
>Mario Kart
>F-Zero
>Pokémon Stadium
>Etc.
Saturd fag status: BTFO

>>6437209
Isn't this guy like the original N64 kid from the ancient meme or something?

>>6438431
Oh, is he? Then the video kinda makes sense.

>>6438398
Fire pro gaiden blazing tornado is the best wrestling game of thr generation. Take your shoveware wrestlers and ports and begone, trailer trash.

>>6438454
Fire Pro games have the worst gameplay.

>>6438356
>weeaboo pedo shit, weeaboo pedo shit, weeaboo pedo shit, NiGHTS, shmup, weeaboo pedo shit, etc.....
>checkmate, nintistics on suicide watch :^)

>>6438431
That's not the one kid that got a boxed dreamcast with a n64 in it for Xmas

>>6438460
Wrong, but try again.

>>6437209
>>6437247
Samefag

nintendo fans are so weird honestly like it's their sacred mission in life to defend their mario and pokemon company as grown men and pretend that the n64 was somehow actually the superior 5th gen system because "quality > quantity" as if N64's tiny library doesn't also have a large amount of shovelware that nobody would want to play today

>NO YOU CAN'T LIKE NINTENDO THAT'S FOR SOIBOI LOW TEST MANCHILDREN BLACKED KEKEDPILLED HIGH ESTRO LIMP WRISTED TINY DICK HRTFUELED NIGGERLOVING LIBERAL POZZED JEW RUN MEDIA WATCHING SHEEPLE
>haha bing bing wahoo

>>6438480
Thanks for the list of things you're insecure about

>>6438460
Nah. The AI logic is top notch, and there isn’t any wonkiness when grappling because they’re initiated automatically. Multiman matches are leagues more fun in Fire Pro because of that.

>>6438490
Blazing tornado especially, it closely embraced thr arcade style of games like saturday night slammasters and melded it well with the fire pro style. The fire pro games are still beloved today and each port to modern platforms is like a renaissance.

>>6438498
>>6438490
>>6438471
>>6438454
Watch how these posts inspire a passive aggressive thread about a game almost nobody ever heard of in an attempt to defame it.

>>6438398
>Assault Suit Leynos 2
>Astal
>Battle Garegga
>Batsugun
>Burning Rangers
>Bulk Slash
>Cotton Boomerang
>Dark Saviour
>Deep Fear
>Die Hard Arcade
>DoDonPachi
>Dead or Alive
>Dragon Force
>Dragon Force 2
>Enemy Zero
>Fighting Vipers
>Fighters Megamix
>Game Tengoku
>Grandia
>Guardian Heroes
>Hyperduel
>Iron Storm
>Keio Flying Squadron 2
>Last Bronx
>Layer Section
>Marvel vs Street Fighter
>NiGHTS
>Panzer Dragoon
>Panzer Dragoon Zwei
>Panzer Dragoon Saga
>Policenauts
>Powerslave
>Princess Crown
>Radiant Silvergun
>Sakura Wars 1 & 2
>Shining Force III
>Shining the Holy Ark
>Shinrei Jusatsushi Taromaru
>Street Fighter Zero
>Tactis Ogre - Let Us Cling Together
>Virtua Fighter 2

Nincel fag status: absolutely BTFO

>>6438465
Cope

>>6437692
I bet this dude can bench more than you and gets more pussy

SEGA and Sony are a footnote in gaming.

>>6438531
Stop padding up the list with inferior multiplats. Saturn has enough proper exclusives. You're making it look worse than it actually is.

>>6438543
And yet Nintendo has been BTFO by Sony 4 generations in a row.

>>6438531
did you just copypaste an alphabetized list from somewhere

>>6438543
I mean honestly this is pretty good bait I can't even lie

>>6438209
>>6438398
Where are the fighting games, RPGs and shmups?
Oh wait, the N64 doesn't have any of those. LMAO

>>6438574
>Where are the fighting games
smash bros
RPGs
paper mario
>shmups
bangai-o

quality > quantity, dumb sonysimp.

>>6438585
>M-muh Sony
Rent free kek

>>6438585
>Smash Bros
>Quality
EL OH FUCKING EL DUMB TODDLER

>>6438585
>lists 1 game of each
Sure buddy, whatever helps you cope with your pitiful library.

Correct, the Nintendo 64 is a failed console in many aspects, if you're not into racing games or weird experimental FPS games, or 3D platformers really, it has nothing to offer.

I'd say that what it does do, which is racing, platformers, and experimenting with FPS games, it does really really well, but as an allround console, yeah there's better consoles that generation.

>>6438574
Where are the FPS or TPS on Saturn?

How did OP get so many replies with obvious bait, is /vr/ really made up of that many console warring faggots?

>>6438729

>>6438539
Looks like he got more pussy than he could handle

>>6438550
None of those are inferior multiplats

>>6438551
Wait, what?

>>6437209
What a cool girlfriend.

>>6437441
Fuck you

>>6437209
>inb4 brown people (you too negroes. Your skin is brown.) bitch about white people enjoying things.

We enjoy life.

>>6438251
It's fermented soì not onions itself.

>>6438912
what? so.ybeans are a fundemental part of asian diet

it's not like it matters anyway but if you're gonna be such a spaz about people hypothetically drinking it you think you'd be concerned over obsessing about a whole culture fundamentally based around it

>>6437692
I fucking hate cats.

>>6438729
this is what happens when janny isn't cleaning up

>>6438780
kek

>>6438904
the only people who whine about guys like the one in op are white supremacists

If that wealth ever left so would she. Nigga can't even fit in his button up Versace shirt.

>>6439014
Even if she ever left him, he'd still have banged her.
You couldn't say the same.

>>6439014
You guys have such weird and detailed opinions on these two total strangers

>>6437496
>Could be something he's wanted since childhood for all we know.
Im sure he could have bought one as an adult

>>6437689
>All the shit people record is pointless trash now a days. There is no such thing as private lives anymore.
people mostly use their phones for nude selfies and sex videos

>>6439017

I bagged a Sicilian woman who looked just like her. Even came from a wealthy family. Bad to have lost her as the video reminded me.

>>6439020
Human misery is really strange. But admittedly it's one of the main reasons to browse 4chan, anonymity gives opportunity to these people to go all out.

>>6438597
thats what i was thinking. must be a small library then

>OP tries to make fun of N64
>post a pic of a guy with a good looking gf
Falseflag?

>>6439026
Shit gets pushed aside, man. My mom wanted a KitchenAid for thirty years before the family pitched together to get her one as a surprise Christmas present. Moved her to tears.

>>6439075

Turns out it was actually his sister.

>>6437209
It was OP just never got to play any multiplayer.

>>6437676
Saved

>>6437692
That cat did nothing wrong

>>6437209
>another ginger jewbastard with soulless eyes
I swear these mutants just keep on getting creepier with every appearance

>>6439328
wishful thinking?

>>6437209
No it wasn't. But we're not allowed to mention it here in this precious little bubble world. We're not allowed to mention that 9 out of 10 of the biggest games that gen were with PC or PS1 games. We're not allowed to mention that OoT really wasn't all that innovative or industry leading at all. we're not allowed to acknowledge that N64 was a certified flop with less worldwide sales than the fucking Saturn. We're not allowed to mention it had less than a thousand games (by a lot). We're definitely not allowed to mention the technical limitations carts brought, such as shit sound quality, blurry textures, tiny file sizes and everything else. And we're not allowed to say bad things about any first party nintendo or rare games (except Goldeneye for some odd reason).

All of this will be met with endless seething and fanboy ranting. You will be told you're wrong so frequently and so insistently that you may eventually believe it and join the nintendrones

>>6439417
You seem way too invested in console wars.
Saturn and N64 fans get constantly shitposted by Sony fans.
If anything, the console that's not allowed to be met with criticism by its fans is the Playstation. Every time you try to point a flaw, fanboys will go "BBBBUT SALES! HUEG LIBRARY!".
5th gen on /vr/ was a mistake anyway.

>>6437435
right. But it wasn't somr fucking genius idea she had where he'd never heard of an N64 or couldn't find one. He was just like "buy me an N64" and then she did.
This is why I never ask for vidya gifts. It is autistic it's shit I can just buy myself and the person giving it doesn't even fully understand or appreciate the gift.

>>6439417
>OoT really wasn't all that innovative or industry leading at all.
I also hate zealous fanboys (and playstation also has those), but you jumped the shark here. Video game developers themselves say OOT (as well as Mario 64) were innovative, and influenced video games, still do today.
It's fine to have a hateboner for the N64, I also used to have one when I was younger, but when you make claims like "OOT wasn't innovative", you just come off as a brainless fanboy. Credit goes where it's due.

>>6439328
it's the NINTENDO SIXTY FOOAAARR afv kids grown up

N64 had some good first party titles, but the ps1 blew it out of the water.

>>6438912
Imagine actually taking onions memes this seriously.

>>6439430
Not the anon but:
Its a good game with a kind of insidious overarching story behind it honestly. I liked the game a lot but something about it always rubbed me the wrong way.
I dont think it was terribly groundbreaking i mo. It was cleverly designed but it wasnt breathtaking. I dont even think the gameplay has aged that well.
The game feels more like your mingling around interacting with 3D blocks and letting the environment show off the technology of the console more than really getting any idea of why Ganon was evil in the first place. Youre just blindly running around following orders, playing hero without knowing why you are really
defending royalty.
I think the game mostly succeeds in the sound department though. I think without such a brilliant sound team, a majority of the mechanisms and operations in the game would be half as impressive. I think I would have to give it credit on that front.

>>6439496
If you only had to pick 1 console, PS1 had more variety, but if you own all 3 big systems of 5th gen, you'll notice Saturn+n64 combo is way more interesting than what PS1 has to offer.

>>6437478
she is. hes acting onions but good for them. we all have weaknesses to pull out at the roots, lads.

>>6437209
No comment

>>6439424
Sony fans ARE the worst of the bunch.
I hate Nintendo fans, but Sony fans are just the most hateable.

>>6437692
The box was empty. He was performing for validation. The cat is B A S E D.

I'm literally shitting diarrhea out of my mouth right now

>>6437441
No u

>>6438585
>smash bros
That's not a fighting game, it's a party brawler.
>paper mario
That's one game and compared to what RPGs are on the Saturn and PS1 it's rather mediocre to be honest.
>bangai-o
That's not really a shmup and it's better on Dreamcast.

>>6439569
>t. nincel

>>6437441
Why'd you have to go and say that to me

>>6439640
>anyone who hates Sony fans is a nintendo fan
Not how it works, Sony boy.

>>6439629
>and it's better on Dreamcast.
Highly debatable. DC is easier. I like both versions but when you become good at Bangai-O, it's more fun to play on N64. Also better controls.

>>6437853
synonymous with nu-male, derived from many of them drinking a certain meal replacement

>>6439629
>>bangai-o
>That's not really a shmup and it's better on Dreamcast.
Not him But I have to disagree with you there, the controls are way better on the n64

>>6438319
Is that Ryan from Cinemassacre ?

>>6437295

>>6437496
then why arent girls giving me the gift of their pussy?

>>6438319
>>6437965
fat people trying to look graceful is the funniest shit

>>6437356
>>6438574

What is it with /vr/ and "muh RPGs"? Okay, we get it, you like the most stagnant genre in video games, and this console didn't have many examples, so you don't like this console by extension. Maybe you should leave the basement every once in a while.

>>6440946
Based Yamauchi-dono

>>6439547
Yes combo+rino alway wins baby

>>6440946
>pee pee poo poo JRPGs made the PS1 rape my consoles in sales numbers
>jRPGs bad

>>6440946
You sound like the type who has only played a few Final Fantasy games and thinks they know the whole genre

>>6440973
the funniest thing is without rpgs nintendo would be dead right now

>>6440973
Even if he said it because of that, he's still right and dare I say based

>>6440981
shmup tranny
>>6440978
yes, without jRPGs ans Yakuza Nintendo wouldn't be shit.

>>6440983
>Yakuza
Who else would kill the creator of the game boy without the Yakuza? Nintendo needed them badly.

>>6439691
>Anyone who hates Nintendo is a Sony fan
Not how it works, toddler.

>>6440983
>SHMUPS BAD
rent free, jarpig nigger.

>>6441258
Let's see the reply chain, it goes back to:
>>6439569
Which said
>I hate Nintendo fans
And it was a reply to: >>6439424
Who said:
Saturn and N64 fans get constantly shitposted by Sony fans.
So, only 1 of those MAY be a Nintendo fan, but he also mentioned Saturn, and the other poster outright said he hates Nintendo.
but somehow, they SURE are nintendo fans, just because they call out Sony fans and their shitposting, right? Right.
5th gen on /vr/ was a mistake.

>>6437209
>NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOUR

I used to hate n64 fanboys with passion, but the anti n64 opposing force is becoming just as annoying.

Yeah we get it, n64 is mediocre as fuck if you don't particularly like party games, driving games, shooters or collectathons, you don't need to remind us every single day, console war shitposting is so fucking stale and unfunny.

>>6441813
>I used to hate n64 fanboys with passion, but the anti n64 opposing force is becoming just as annoying.
Le redditspacing radical centrist.
>Yeah we get it, n64 is mediocre as fuck if you don't particularly like party games, driving games, shooters or collectathons,
>you don't need to remind us every single day,
Yes, you do. You need to be intimately familiar with the fact that your taste is shit and you should feel bad for it. Nintendrones bring down discussion to the lowest common denominator. A Nintendrone doesn't even need to mention anything related to Nintendo to do this; their faggy numale mannerism ooze into every single post they make. I can intuit whether a poster's person top ten games includes mediocre garbage like OoT/MM or Mario 64 off of their post's word choice alone, not to mention formatting and punctuation.

>>6441929
Stop falseflagging nintendrone.

>>6441929
>1.3MB pepe
Based, but also bluepilled.

>>6441951
I only use the highest quality, most space using memes possible.

>>6437304
The saturn has lots of games.

If you know japanese.

>>6441974

>>6442013
lmao! even a shitty png is better than super marry-o bros.
Take that nintendrones

only people who had no friends in the 90s and zoomers dont like n64, and unless youre a zoomer then youre holding onto console wars nonsense in your 30s which is beyond cringe

>>6437545
Autism the post

/v/ tier bait thread. Go back to that shitty board.

>>6437286
It was the worst console launch.

Can you guys please stop contradicting OP and start hating on the N64? He worked real hard to get footage or random people on video and making a webm out of them, show a little respect.

>>6437295
The Jews killed the Saturn.

>>6442969
>The Jews killed the Saturn.
They fear one man.

>>6442023
n64 is pretty much the ultimate zoomer system, sorry buddy

>>6442995
how can n64 fans ever recover? savage

>>6437283
Projecting some memories?

>>6437209

It was the best. Much better than the PSX and Saturn. Still to this day I play games on it since many have held up well.

>>6442013
This png is also 12 times more fun to play than SMB

But Magical Tetris Challenge is fun

>>6437441
ow

>>6438235
No, I think it's the fact that he chose such a retarded pose for his picture.

>>6439569
>new to /vr/
>haven't even been in any blatant console fanboy threads
>generally just care about the games, not the consoles
>grew up with psx, but later picked up an n64 and enjoyed it as well

>can't say anything good about psx without getting shit on by haters
well fuck you, buddy.

It had a few good games

>>6437759
Anybody who uses the word "sportsball" should be shot and their bodies decapitated and the heads displayed in central busy areas, as a warning deterrent.

>>6443879
the only difference here is that the bitterness has been heightened by age

Why is everyone obssessed with N64? Yesterday I saw some basedboy talking about how he gave a presentation with the slides being shown by N64 homebrew. All this "hidden potential" or some shit? What the fuck is up with this shit, it's the most technologically challenged console of the era. The only thing it had was nintendo first party games, because apparently those appeal to people. Never gave much of a shit about mario desu

>>6437287
Stop normalizing cuck bullshit

>>6437778
what the fuck such a massive female lmao

>>6442023
>friends
Back to facebook you go

>>6444457
People just like the console, and people who don't like it have to live with it.
The obsession actually comes from the haters, actually. See: this thread.

>>6437209
So cute that the girl actually tries her best to look happy for the man. That's a keeper.

>>6437209
Say that to my 12yo self not online see what happens
If you were a kid in 1996 you'd have offered your mother's heart in sacrifice for satan for one of those.

When I got my N64 I had to wait half a year for my first game. I kept it hidden away in my closet, like some sacred treasure I'd look in on every so often.

>>6438229
No it really is unattractive. Of course decently attractive men will always be able to find a girl, but the ones who get the most attention from women not only look good but also act like men, unlike these Onions faced losers.

>>6438920
Asian men don't get pussy.

>>6444495
Look at this chode’s massive victim complex.

>>6444759
I agree. People need to realize that it's time to start hating the N64 for real.
I can not, I WILL NOT permit people to keep liking it. It's just not fair.

>>6444616

You can’t just say mean things about the N64 and expect to get away with it. Subjecting my childhood console to the same brand of shitposting every other system sees is NOT okay, and there WILL be consequences. You have been warned.

>>6438971
and bitch nigguhz.

>>6444405
SET! HUT!

>>6444990
The DS is what the N64 should have been, in terms of game library.

>>6437621
>underpowered
But it was the strongest console of that generation.

>>6445290
strongest at what? megahertz?
it looks like a strong console on paper, but the tiny cartridges, tiny texture cache, high latency ram, etc, really limited the system, so we ended up with mostly small/cut down games with blurry textures and low framerates
now the playstation and saturn also had their fair share of glaring issues, but i don't think it's really all that clear cut that the n64 was the strongest system of the generation in practice overall

>>6437621
>with a small library.
that's a bit of an understatement
even the dreamcast had more games, and that was considered a failure that didn't even fully take off

>>6437283
yo, what mistakes did he make other than doing the onions face? The amount of projection you exude is actually pathological. Seek help.

Basedtendo

>>6438714
Quake, Powerslave, Doom, Duke Nukem 3D, etc. Dozens of FPS, half of them better than Baby's First FPS 007 and Baby's First FPS: Girl Mode.

>>6447857
Powerslave is the only one that isn't a shitty port. Especially that Doom port, not even remotely playable.

Please guys, stop liking the Nintendo 64. It's just not fair for those of us who didn't have one growing up. It has a small library, OK? And no, quality>quantity is not an argument.

>>6437209
Worst controller, worst library, worse audio than its predecessor the SNES, outdated by cartridge technology right out of the box... Nintendo 64 only survived in the west thanks to Nintendo of America doing their job and supporting the platform, unlike Sega of America hiring Bernie Stolar to kill the Saturn after Sony gave his dumb ass the boot.

>>6447869
>im absolutely seething but i'll act passive agressive to sound smarter

>>6447860
>>>6447857 (You)
>Powerslave is the only one that isn't a shitty port.

Wrong, fag. Saturn Quake is superior to the PC version. Better lighting, and you didn't have to buy a $4,000 computer to play it.

>>6447879
>Saturn Quake is superior to the PC version
https://streamable.com/cm70sm
https://streamable.com/l7vde5
No.

>>6447869
>And no, quality>quantity is not an argument.
Not when PlayStation and Saturn had higher quality games in much higher quantities.

>>6447876
Nah not seething, I just find console warring funny.
I love all 3 5th gen systems.

>>6447873
>worse audio than its predecessor the SNES
I don't think this is true, though.
But you're right about Stolar. He was a Microsoft agent, I'm convinced of it.

>>6447887
I don't know man, I don't go back to PS1 much, probably because i'm not into JRPGs.
I do go back to Saturn a lot, though, same with N64.

>>6447887
Basado y rojo pastillado

>>6437283
>>6437287
What is this projecting from americans?

>>6447898
>villero que juega a la plei
por qué no me sorprende?

>>6447903
I'm actually Brazilian, Juan. Barely speak tacos, I just like the sound of b&r in spanish. That's also not an argument. Both PS1 and N64 were equally available here back in the day, people just flocked to the PS1 because surprise surprise, it was better wey ctm.

>>6447907
hue.
People flocked to the PS1 because the games were like 10 times cheaper thanks to bootlegs.
I had both, and kids who owned PS1 were also interested on playing N64 at my house, but it was just too expensive, especially here in south america, N64 prices were ridiculous, like double the price murricans were paying. The PS1 was a godsend because of all these cheap ass bootlegs. But you had to swim across a sea of shovelware or malfunctioning discs

>>6447873
>worse audio than its predecessor the SNES
are you deaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_bylbcaIok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKLAUNc58iA

>>6447930
He probably never even played either console.

>>6437209
Contrarian for the sake of being against it.

>>6437295
Your daddy never loved you.

It actually surprised me when I first started hanging out on here and realized that a lot of folks fucking loathed the N64. I mean I ended up liking the PS1 a lot more because of the horror and RPG games on it but I still don't really get the meme of n64 being dog shit or having all shit games.

>>6448086
You'd be surprised how much 1 or 2 shitposters could make it seem like a lot of people hate something.
That said, console wars ARE a thing on the internet, so don't be too surprised about it either. Just look at /v/.

I can't believe such a blatant troll thread is allowed to stay up for three days but if you disagree with an opinion the janny holds, you get banned within minutes. Fuck this board.

>>6448102
I see no trolling in this thread. Keep seething.

>>6448102
To be fair, this thread staying up is more humiliating for OP than anything else.
>hmm, I hate this console and want to make it look bad. I know, I will post a video of a guy getting it as a gift from his hot girlfriend!

>>6437209

>>6448126
It's actually his sister

>>6448150
see: >>6439401

>>6448150
I'd do his sister while playing sega saturn.

>>6448150
>>6448171
They look nothing alike though.
OP shoot himself on the foot. Should have at least edited the gf out of the video or something.

>>6447885
In some ways yes, and it's definitely more detailed than the n64 version. Load times are basically the same too.

>>6437656
This is pretty much the platform of the Democratic Party.

>>6437778
This isn’t even a coherent thought

>>6437817
>MUST CONSOOM OEM SHOVELWARE

>>6437961
No one cares

>>6438212
>>6438214
>>6438219
>>6438229
>all these samefaggot posts in a row

O B S E S S E D

>>6438729
It's not /vr/, it's all the /v/irgins that love off-topic shitposting. They show up in threads about retro games and try to derail into arguing over a different game, console, over emulation or shaders, etc. Then they make these shitty platform war threads to get into arguments over consoles they weren't even alive for. /vr/ has always maintained that personal preference is all that matters. This is just /v/'s continued invasion.

>>6447930
a link to the past is a technically unimpressive launch title for the snes, there is far better examples than that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ODKKILZiYY

>>6444771
>asian
That looks like a blasian guy with his jewish girlfriend.

>>6439417
>But we're not allowed to mention it here in this precious little bubble world

Has someone tried to claim that Croc or Rayman on PS1 is a better game than SM64 yet? That's usually where these threads tend to go..

>>6451329
They aren't, but Crash certainly is.

>>6451329
i prefer spyro over mario64, though i do consider mario64 a pretty good game

>>6444771
>that nose

OY VEY

my first time on this board. is this one of your daily threads?

>>6451335
>>6452246

>>6453339
if you don't want to hear someone's opinion, don't ask for one

>>6453389
Not that anon, I never asked for shitty opinions.

>>6453396
to me your question is clearly set up to question if anyone prefers a platformer on the psx over super mario 64
if i'm mistaken, how was your comment intended to be answered?

>>6437209
Meh, this one isn't so bad. He instantly knew what the fuck was in the box as soon as he saw the cables and most retards nowadays wouldn't have bat an eye otherwise, so he's okay in my book

>>6451335
I totally forgot about Crash, that usually gets lumped in there as well.

>>6453537
You probably also believe Nintendo "saved the game industry" as well, kek.

>>6453547
You’re trying too hard to fit in

>>6453550

>>6453553
Don’t cry anon I’m trying to help you out here

>>6453547
Interesting that I didn't even say anything negative about Crash and that's where you went...

>>6437552
Go on r/ pics on reddit and that is pretty much everything you describe.

>my dying wife/dad/son made this for me before they passed. Upvotes to the left

>>6448874
By the same token as LttP, OoT didn't really push the N64 hard with audio, and there are better examples on N64.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BDOSYANTgM

It's amazing to think that 20 years on that there are Sony fanboys who are still seething over the fact that they never got to play SM64, OoT and GoldenEye etc.

>>6453610
No it isn’t.

>>6453616
lol, maybe you're right..

>>6437209
Women really are just grown children, aren't they? And men are turning into that now, too.

>>6437283
This is your brain fried in the 4chan juice.
Please kill yourself, not every person lives in your "cuck" reality fantasy.

>>6454087
Yes.

>>6437209
Talking to sprite characters and grinding gameplay were never good or fun to play rabbid ps1 faggot.

>>6454114
They certainly were good during 16bit era according nintendofans

>>6437779
He's repeating a meme made up by "people" that are desperate to find a criticism for Nintendo besides "kiddy."

>>6438589
>t.

>>6437364
see >>6454158

>>6437209

Honestly not a big fan of N64 (or 5th gen in general), but seeing all these /v/ console warriors seethe hard on it makes me appreciate the console more.
At any rate, Sin and Punishment is probably the best 5th gen game, so there's that.

>>6438219
>/v/ thinks not going :O makes them masculine
And they'd be correct.

>>6444405
>if i pretend to be offended by the word sportsball maybe people will think i'm a dudebro chad
I can actually hear how fat you are over the internet.