/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6422434
5 is the only way to go

>>6422434
8 claimed

>>6422453
Sand Gal half breed

>>6422491
Let's do this

>>6422434
fuck 9, marry 3, kill everyone else

>>6422453
True patricians choice

>>6422434

3 would probably be the hottest if she had a better outfit and hairstyle.

7 might be best if she didn't have that gross inhuman head shape. Anthro characters are unpleasant-looking.

>>6422491
gogogogo i better get a milf

>>6422528
not a milf but good enough. plus i think being with her and working with the gerudo would make me fwb with nabooru

>>6422491
Oh boy.

>>6422434
Malon in any incarnation. Nothing like a hardworking farmgirl who's horny from seeing horses mate all day.

>>6422491
raul julia

>>6422491
>had to remove all the double entries because /v/ is a child and can't handle posts with repeat digits at the end
The best part of this image.

Not OoT but posting her anyway

>>6422491
Is it bad I don't recognize 3/4 of these?

>>6422434
>>6422491
whichever had best doujins and 3D lewds

>>6422434
OoT: Zelda

Entire franchise:

OoT doesnt even have the best zelda

>>6422434
roll

>>6422629
Hitbox

>>6422434
Adult Zelda
If you chose 1, 4 or 6 please seek therapy.

>>6422545
Dubs means poster's pick of the row.

>>6422491
claiming mine

>>6423945
>got cucked
Well fuck you too. At least it seems I'll get good sex. I don't even know the bitch though, must be from a non retro game.

>>6422434
You forgot the Great Fairy.
she's always gigglin' whenever Link steps in to her fountain.
But yeah, for me it is and was always, 5. Malon.
milk trukk arive, amirite?
Also, roll.

>>6422491
And roll.

>>6422434
5 or youre a dyke chode.

>>6422491
Rolling Start

>>6422491
They see me rollin'

>waifu thread
go away

>>6422546
>original, not DX Marin
t. my nig

>>6422491
Let's rock and roll!

>>6422491

>>6422491
ROLLIN'

>Not selecting the giant nymphomaniac
>Never being her boytoy plaything
Pathetic

>>6424142
her horny team ninja redesign isn't canon and nobody wants them in-game triangle tiddies

>>6422453
this

>>6422491
i know i will hate it.

>>6424157
knew it

>>6424142
if we're going that way you might as well go with the ones who don't have triangle tits and are actually canon horny for link

>>6424152
>>6424162
She'll milk you for cummies.

>>6422434
where is Navi?

>>6422491
Rock 'N Roll

i would fuck the shit out of ruto's underage zora pussy god she's hot.

>>6424254
>too small to give you the succ so she starts giving frantic little kisses all over your dick

>>6422453
This is canon.

why are malonfags so autistic? not everyone else's fault they don't want the world's most boring waifu

>>6424152
>Zelda canon

>>6422434
For me it's Sheik

>>6422491
why not

>forgetting the best zelda waifu
This woman is what all true warriors strive for

>>6422491
Not rolling, just listing a few of my picks.
Top two faves are 50 and 30.
30 because I'm not insecure about my masculinity and can roll with punches; I'd enjoy having someone to banter with.
37 maybe because wholesome.
50 except I fucking hate kids. Would love some genuine affection and a partner I knew cared.
70 for a challenge to test the limits of my idealism.
80 just because I like to draw but suck at it
84 because I actually really like Maple's attitude.
90 because I never have enough time to do everything I want. Although I suppose with four of me there'd be four times as many things I'd want to do.

>>6424802

>>6422434
S Tier: Ruto, Malon
A Tier: Zelda, Naburu, Shiek
B Tier: Impa, Saria
SSS+ Tier: Anju

>>6422684
so 8 is fair game?

>>6422491
Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin ro

>>6425190
Well, she’s not really as old as a child...

>>6425184
>spoiler
My negro. I well remember following her around the Stock Pot Inn wishing she’d choose me over Kafei.

>>6424097
What’s the difference?

I like young Impa in all the games she's in. Her fighting style in Hyrule Warriors was the best.

>>6422491

>>6425305
fair game, got it

link is the best zelda waifu desu

>>6422491
rolling

>>6422491

Oh shit

>>6422519
wow i just noticed i got her number too

>>6422434
Malon and it's not even close

Pour one out for our based stinky girl Malon

>>6425529

>>6425529
What the fucking autistic nasty ass shit is this

>>6425560
so this is what being molested feels like

>>6422491
>Can lactate
Absolutno based i redpilled

>>6425562
I know right? Green nails are so much better.

>>6422434
easy

>>6422434
Why was this game's artstyle so amazing?

>>6422491
>89
One of these things is not like the others

>>6425679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bINUfbLV_0M

>>6425679
Calm your tits.

>>6422491
rollin'

>>6425701
I'm calm.

>>6424802

>>6425684
i miss him lads

>>6422491
Rawl

>>6425581
*kun kun intensifies*

>>6422491
98 is based actually

>>6424432
Stop talking about Saria and start licking.

>>6422434
>Impa has cameltoe
How did they get away with this?

>>6422434
why is adult zelda so much sexier in concept art than in-game

>>6425862
It was a different time, a better quiet one...

>>6422491
rollan

>>6422434
Can't compete.

>>6422491
Pls gib loli

>>6422434
Zelda, Ruto and Malon

>>6422491
bowlin

>>6422491
.

>>6422491

>>6422491
roll

>>6422491
>69, 90, 93
Who be these?

>>6422491

rolling cuz i'm gay

>>6426313
>>6422491
I SAID, WHO BE THESE?

I think Malon was the closest person to actually grow up with Link as far as when the player have control over him. Saria though seem like the canon relationship though the player see very little of the relationship itself.

>>6422434
unironically rolling for 6

>>6426378
I dunno 69 or 90, but 93 is an OC from Hyrule Warriors.

>>6426378
>>6426406
90 is four swords Zelda

>>6422434
how did i never realize that malon has a bowser slide

>>6426416
93 is Lana

>/vr/ constantly calls /v/ shit
>proceeds to make waifu threads just like /v/

>>6426416
Thanks. Someday I will beat that and FSA.

>>6426538
It's the boomer rite of passage to declare a particular thing bad, for attention. Hence how "capitalism", "Republicans", etc became buzzwords.

>>6426538
hey, when a jan.ny isn't cleaning up, what's a simple anon gonna do?

>>6426538
>>6426561
Because it is and waifu threads are the least problem while underage making threads while using oomer and other buzzwords is one of them

>>6422491
Roll roll roollll

>>6426639
That's literally nothing different than where I am at -____-

>>6422491
I've seen the source images for several of these, and most of those I recognize are futa.

>>6426580
t. salty vroomer
Remember that 1/5 of 388 is 77.6.

>>6426653
You forgot your cancerous wojak with it oomer kiddo

>>6426668
>he gets triggered by a drawing of a wrinkly white face

>>6426653
>salty N64 has has the best racing games!
Don't become the tranny to own the tranny, anon.

>>6426681
I'll politely ask you to stop only once. If you continue to post like this I will have no choice but to inform the moderation team of your low quality and troll posts.

>>6426653
>the vroomer guy is still at it
What are you doing on a Zelda thread, ps1 fanboy?
Remember that this remains in the archives. Not good reputation for your kind.

>>6426690
Looks like /v/ has polluted your mind with the last of us

>>6426712
>bringing up stuff from the archive
Fuck off. People like you are so gay. Anonymity for a reason, you faggots.

>>6426715
>Anonymity for a reason, you faggots.
Identifying shitposter faggots like you has been a thing since before you discovered 4chan, ps1oomer-kun.
Just admit you fucked up, and also waifu threads have been a thing since /vr/ started too, and it's not exclusive to N64 fans. Ask Tifa fags.

>>6426729
whatever dude, get a life.

>>6426731
Says the guy who spends his days shitposting on threads of games he doesn't like.

>>6422434
Nabooru looks the same in both past and future
Best waifu, superior Gerudo genetics.

>>6422491
Oh rollit.

>>6426741
kinda weird she got no gainz from hauling massive armor and a battle axe for seven years straight

>>6426751
I'm thinking it was more like she was imprisoned in the armor, but it was actually controlled by the witches magic, not actually handled by Nabooru herself.

>>6426692
>has the gall to threaten others over "low-quality" and "troll" posts in a fucking waifu/coomer thread
A little self-awareness would be nice you know.

>ywn tend to Malon's stinky feet after a long day on the ranch
Why even live bros

>>6422491
This is terrible, only 47 is worth having

>>6426819
waifu threads are classic you newnigger

>>6422491
Rolling

>>6426881
>>>/a/202972854

>>6426954
and wojak has been around since 2010, your point?

>>6422491
Alright then

>>6426741
So does Impa

>>6422491
Ok

BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>>6422491
mememe

roll

>>6425313
More like shit

>>6422491
Rollin'

>>6430000
JACKPOT! Rollin' once

>>6430005
2nd Roll

>>6430000
Third and final

>>6430005
>>6430006
>>6430013
That's quite a diverse harem, bro

>>6427506
Worst artistry turnabout face.

>>6430013
Waste of quads

>>6422491
Rollin'

>>6430063
>time travel
I think I did well, chaps.

>>6422491
>87
I've read this VN.

>>6422434
I don't know any of these characters, but I pick number 5.

>>6422434
0 is a man

>>6422491
I've got to know.

>>6422491
ok

>>6422434
the great fairies are pretty hot

>>6422491
rolling

>>6426713
Explain? /v/ drama or some shit? I was saying that anon sounds gay and cringe.

>>6430536

>>6422434
Princess Ruto. However I may be influenced by the fact that she was my very first fap.

>>6422491
Rollin'

>>6422434
rollin' for 6

>>6422491
roll

>>6422491
So, we've seriously begun to have waifu threads in /vr/ now? Have we sunk so low?

...Fuck it, rolling

>>6422491
I suppose I'll throw my hat into this

>>6422491
Roll.

>>6422491
hit me