/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6144765
You could make that joke without mentioning castlevania at all

Did you hear about Luigi's starring role in a video game?

It didn't gain traction.

>>6144765
Why are skeletons in Castlevania always thirsty?

Because they’re B O N E dry lmao

Action 52

Sega

>>6144765
Why do Mario and Luigi always smell like a sewer?

because they're Italian

>>6144775
But then it wouldn't be R E T R O

>>6145481
Cheeky

>>6145258
kek
Big if true

>>6144765
No please don't whip me Mr Skeleton. I'm sorry for being a bad boy
*skeleton whips me*
Oh yeah That's the stuff. Let me sniff your dusty butthole Mr Skeleton
*skeleton sits on my face*
*takes a big sniff*
It smells like my grandma's moldy basement
*I start licking all up in skeleton's pelvic bone while he moans with pleasure*
Oh yes this skeleton ass tastes rather good
*keeps licking hard*
*skeleton groans and shoots his skeleton cummies all over my face*

there's a course called Gradius 101, it's a Core Requirement

What does Link use when he needs to measure something?
A Hyruler!

>>6147506
>>6147553
Not bad anons. Not bad at all

Why did Doomguy drop out of college?
His classes were on the second floor

>>6148707
Good one.

>>6147506
>>6147553
You all better quit before I get mad and Mario.

>>6148707

https://www.cracked.com/blog/4-geek-humor-books-by-authors-who-understand-neither/

I miss Seanbaby's EGM articles.

>>6144765
>They bone. Get it?
No
Please explain

>>6145258
Actually laughed. I'm long time friends with an Italian and he's pretty gross.

why did the chicken cross the road

because he goes to play frogger

>>6144804

>>6144804
I feel dumb not getting this.

How does Princess Toadstool keep her teeth straight?

With some help from her Mushroom Retainer.

>>6144765
What does Mario use to contact the ghost of his dead hooker girlfriend Pauline whom he brutally beat to death with a rusty pipe wrench in a fit of jealousy in 1983 and blamed her disappearance on his runaway pet gorilla after discovering that she was still looking for johns, and had never actually stopped whoring herself out in the 2 years they had been dating, not even taking a break, just constant sex, sex, sex, and that all the money she told him she'd earned modeling she actually earned sucking Goomba cock in a sleazy motel behind Kinopio's on 23rd & Main in World 3-2, and that her "modeling career" actually consisted of taking oversized Koopa "troopas" in the ass in front of a camera for 12 hours every Tuesday, and that she did all of this out protection while still being very much sexually active with Mario and not dropping so much as a goddamn hint that he's was going to catch God knows what from eating out her sweaty, moist, fungus-filled vagina because she couldn't bear to part with her filthy whore money that she got from being a filthy whore so she could afford to support her Fuzzy addiction which she also kept secret from Mario, the man she "supposedly" loved and had agreed to marry two weeks prior to her "disappearance"?

A Luigi Board!

>>6150089
I miss him when he wasn't a woke retard. Did everyone forget fatchicksinpartyhats?

Bump

Technically not /vr/ but fuck it

What's the best NBA game for Gamecube?
Super Monkey Ball

There was a really controversial game made where you play as an abortion doctor

It was called Womb Raider

>>6144765
Did you hear about the player who rushed into Stage 12 of Castlevania X68000 without an axe?
He was destroyed!

>>6152034

He always seemed retarded in his EGM early 2000s appearances. Him being a virtue signaler now is so absurd its ALMOST funny.

>>6151675
>>6153447
I don't get it

>>6156105
4channel is 18+, please leave.

>>6153542
epic

>>6147553
A RULER IS A POLITICAL POSITION A RULE IS USED TO MEASURE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
t. my 6th grade shop teacher

>>6151297
Skellington benis in skellington vagene

Only really bad volunteers will be accepted! Because I'm a Democrat.