/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6006947
I wish I could read Japanese

i found it, try find a more coomer game than this

>>6006947
You will never convince me that Valis wasn't made to piggy back off existing magic girls doujin AND to fuel doujins itself in a snowball of coom.

>>6006947
>>6006972
>>6006980
>Coomercore
>coomer
>coom
I can't tell you how long I've wanted to make a retro porn game thread. But I refuse to participate in this one, you underage /v/tards. Go back to your containment board.

Stiletto in Noctropolis.
I fapped to her uncovering breasts scene.

>>6006964
>Thanks.. but who might you be?
Anyone who has spent 5 minutes studying Japanese can read that.

>>6007026
>all hiragana
they can read but can they understand the meaning?

>>6006964
it doesn't say anything sexual nihongolet-kun

>>6006992
You can’t be a true coomer unless your hairline’s receding and your will to live has been crushed by a dead end job.
Thus, /v/tards can’t be coomers.

>>6006964
Why do Chinese cartoon girls always have a weird looking crotch area?

>>6007057
Anime aesthetic doesn't mind exaggeration if it is sensually intense

The world needs a new Variable Geo more than ever.

>>6007034
LOL what pseudo science. If that were true you wouldn't see bald christians.

I don't get the cummer meme. It feels like angry conservative christans made it up because "your dead relatives watch you jerk off" wasn't working to scare their kids into not masturbating anymore.

>If you masturbate, people on the INTERNET will MAKE FUN OF YOU!

>>6006992
This. shitty zoomers memes

>>6007230
It's more like people who have nothing else on their mind except jerking their dicks, and everything has to be sexually arousing to have value

>>6007419
But it's not true, niggers who play Visual Novels need to sit through 50 hours of shitty text before getting to the sex part. If all they wanted was to quickly get off they would just look up the CG sets on e-hentai.

>>6007419
Asuka 120 is cool because every character's commands are standardized and that simple juggling system allowing for large combos even if you're bad at fighting games. The cute girls are bonus. They don't even show pantyshots in the game itself so if you just wanted to masturbate there are much better alternatives out there.
I'm saying is that what YOU actually want is to dictate other people's tastes.

>>6007445
>Saturn
Ew crap

>>6007034
Hair loss is either genetic or from stress. Masturbation doesn't make you lose hair any more than it gives you hairy palms.

>>6007230
Masturbation itself isn't the problem, it's the porn addiction.

What are some games that just let you play as a hot babe and isn't necessarily porny

>>6007419
it devolved into "liking female character = you just fap to her".

>>6007468
Not him but I also don't get it. I masturbate 2-3 times every day and enjoy it, I much prefer watching porn while doing so. It's an invented problem.

>>6007419
that would make sense in any other forum, but this is not the forum, THIS IS 4CHAN!

all the people who talk about 'LEL CUMER' are just morons lying to get a reaction, they dont have anything better to do.

thats just bullshit virtue-signaling as everything else, and the worst part is that its done, not because they actually believe in it, but just to annoy people who lost good things they wanted, namely: Senran Kagura 7even, who was killed by Sony censorship, and these idiots were all too eager to jump ship to shit on people who has the legimitate right to complain.

and yes, the 'LEL CUMER' was invented around the confirmation of 7even's death and replacement by Kandagawa jetgirls. its a really recent meme.

>>6007475
>implying there's any other reason for a man to like an anime girl

>>6007459
Let me see if I got this right.
>original was on FM Towns
>Maxima was on PC Engine with gameplay similar to SF2
>Special was the PSX remake of Maxima using old PCE sprites still played like SF2
>Limited on Sat/PSX was made with larger redrawn, introduced supers, juggles and the fan favorite version of the game
>Final on Sat/PSX was developed by another company, with the controversial stun system that some fans didn't like
>LimitOver is a fan hack of Limited only on Saturn with better balancing and is the fan preferred version of the game
>Excellent is a PSX remake of the FM Towns game with emphasis on a new point'n click/avg/adventure mode where the goal is interact with classmates to raise money

>>6007485
there's more than just tits & ass

>>6007027
If they consumed any sort of Japanese voiced media, probably. It is unironically the sort of words you learn through anime and shit.

>>6007459
Let me see if I got this right.
>original was on FM Towns
>Maxima was on PC Engine with gameplay similar to SF2
>Special was the PSX remake of Maxima using old PCE sprites still played like SF2
>Limited on Sat/PSX was made with larger redrawn sprites, introduced supers, juggles and the fan favorite version of the game
>Final on PSX was developed by another company, with the controversial stun system that some fans didn't like
>LimitOver is a fan hack of Limited only on Saturn with better balancing and is the fan preferred version of the game
>Excellent is a PSX remake of the FM Towns game with emphasis on a new point'n click/avg/adventure mode where the goal is interact with classmates to raise money

>>6007523
tldr don't play Final play Limited or LimitOver instead

>>6007440
>Kanno classics
based

>>6007468
vidya coomers seem less like traditional porn addicts and more like women who want to read romance novels all day

>>6007469

>>6007634
I like that game

>>6007510
>>6007523
There was SNES port released but was halt.

>>6006947
>Coomercore
I prefer the term "beat 'em offs"

>>6007679
I was more interested in the arcade port of Limited they never made.

>>6007634
Look at those fat cheeks

>coom

You fucking retards make me want to kill myself

>>6007634
>Press T to Turtle

Why yes, I don't simulate reproduction with my hand attempting to copulate with pixels on a screen, how could you tell?

>>6007482
>Not him but I also don't get it. I masturbate 2-3 times every day and enjoy it, I much prefer watching porn while doing so. It's an invented problem.
2-3 times every day... the absolute denial.

I'm not a coomer, I'm a 38 year old Schumer

coomers even perform worse in the top NBA

>>6007482
>I masturbate 2-3 times every day
>watching porn while doing so
>It's an invented problem.

>>6006947
Does Pachinko Sexy Reaction exist in an English language rom?

>>6006947

>>6006947
Rance is pretty good, it gives you a rape option when talking to people. Don't know what a coomer is though.

>>6007823
No, but it doesn't need to, it's just pachinko and girls get naked when you win and you will win eventually, I barely had to do anything and had tons of balls everywhere, then there were tits.

Now, the fucking mahjong games on the other hand, those you have to learn to play mahjong, so good luck. But those girls are designed by Kenichi Sonoda, so that was my primary reason for checking them out. The SNES game doesn't have any nudity, though, just the arcade versions...maybe the DS version of 3, you'd have to look it up, there are a ton of ports.

>>6007868
Mahjong is just gin rummy, you only need to know the symbols and your set.

>>6007467

Or shitty diet, weak/inactive body overall. Genetically I "should" be bald but I take care of myself and don't have that or any of the other problems that my family deals with.

>>6007868
Mahjong games aren't that hard once you know the rules as >>6007872 put it. See http://mahjonginmame.com for basic knowledge on how to play arcade or computer mahjong.

In MAME, most can be set to easy difficulty or have very generous power-ups.

>>6007965
Nice hips but tiny buttcrack. Sad!

>>6007057
Joke getting too old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlR9h3VfZf4

>>6007880
Complete bollocks, weightlifting speeds up alopecia.

>>6006947
Ah yes- but which one of these has the first Newhalf in it? Is there a PC-98 with my delicious all consuming need- for femcock thigh-high lace, garterbelts lipstick and that oh so 90's-80's feel?

I wanna suck vintage "we're still innovating it's shemales ladyboys, travestis only not this shit ass no try trans ink sock pre-boku-no pic trap renissance-Rome 2.0 shit" Tranny dick, you know?

Back when they didn't rewrite the tranny codex and Pronouns weren't the prominent issue and there's probably a couple thousand people who shouldn't be these sex-objects at all, but jews in medicine are evil fucks and shrinks are spineless because there were no contingencies for screening these people for their body-warping shenanigans .

Classy shemales, just that little extra you looked for- hidden underneath the counter, where she should be.

>>6008156
I urge you, stop cooming

>>6006992
Should have made one before coom meme then

>>6007084
Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

Also, I'd love to see someone make a hentai game in the 80's/90's anime artwork style, but in a genre outside the norm for H games.

Imagine something like a survival horror game in the vein of Urotsukidoji and Bible Black

>>6008156
This, but unironically

You won't last five minutes playing this.

>>6008620
Id love to see Kimura on more games. And anime. And just in general everything. Real life would be great.

>Would love a hentai fighter
>wouldn't catch on because evotards

>>6008872
>thing with uncensored nudity doesn't catch on in mainstream
WOW SHOCKER

>>6007440
When the fuck is Xenon getting translated

>>6008892
>everything has to be mainstream

>>6008914
If you don't care about mainstream then why are you crying about EVO? Why are you crying about it "catching on"?

>>6007084
Mmmmm, so soft.

>>6006992
Are you going to spend the rest of your life being mad at whatever the newest meme is?

>>6007469

>>6007469
https://www.ancient.co.jp/~game/mamotte_knight2/
Try this NES homebrew. The download link is at the very bottom of the page.

>>6006964
good christ almighty... [girl]... "thank you"..."uh... who are you..."

People who buy games solely because it has a waifu in it are retarded.

>>6008930
Not him but you're the one who brought up "mainstream." I thought it was pretty obvious he meant no one would bother with it even on a casual level because everyone wants to role play an EVO champ whenever they pick up a fighting game nowadays. Just like you can't even bring up the genre without some ape popping off like someone insulted their school crush.

>>6009092
>you're the one who brought up "mainstream."
Wrong.

>no one would bother with it even on a casual level
Once again: Casual = Mainstream.

>because everyone wants to role play an EVO champ whenever they pick up a fighting game
That's also mainstream. EVO is mainstream. Competing and paying attention to EVO is mainstream.

>>6007469

Resident Evil of course

>>6007217
>>6007230
rent-free

Nobody should be deprived of cute mahjong girls.
I made a video on how to play it but not gonna be shilling here. It's not as hard as one might think.
Go for it anon. Learn it and earn those pixelated nipples.
Game is Super Real Mahjong (saturn)

>>6007230
People are sick of seeing porn/fetish threads where they don't belong.

>>6009197
Then they should go to a different website that doesn't host multiple pron boards. I swear the idea of a SFW 4chan never fails to be ludicrous

>>6009201
ok coomer

>>6009203
Make sure you don't click the wrong link, lest you scar your virgin eyes.

>>6009197
>people
Sure thing soigoy. Keep trying to change 4chan

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I-I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6009362
How many of those have you actually played?

>>6009274
This and several boards are already changed into 4channel you know.
>implying kids aren't obviously trying to change everything here with their 'funny' words that aren't from this website

>>6007965
>Mahjong Gakuen
An interesting thing to know is that this game was developed by the same team who made Final Fight and Street Fighter II.

>>6006947
it's fucking kino

>>6009626
That's neet.
I posted the pic because it was one of my favorite games (and the lewdest when it comes to arcade) when I got into emulating strip mahjong in the early 2000s.

I had no idea Akiman was behind its cuties.

>>6008858
>vince_mcmahon_cooming.gif

>>6008872
Variable Geo was originally porn on PC98
I'm fine with the current system of releasing semi-ecchi games but still PG13 and letting the fans come up with the smut.

>>6007872
You act like I know what gin rummy is, so either way, you have to learn a complicated game, though at least it's not Koi Koi or any of that other Yakuza shit.

>>6008858
These games are all about the dudes, but when the ladies come out, you get some good thicc.

>>6008872
Super Strip Fighter IV is a thing that exists, so hentai fighters are a thing.

>>6009194
Does this have actual nudity or just pokies, because a lot of the Idol Chan Suchie Pai games actually have at least full on tits in them.

>>6009881
Koi koi is pretty easy too. The only obstacle is the fact the normal hanafuda deck might be hard to read at first, but give Star Platinum a try with the zodiac cards to get familiar with the combinations then you're good to go.

>>6009887
This one has no nudity. Excellent art but no nudity. It's a Saturn game after all. I guess they didn't want to go that far.

vr fags trying to figure out the COOMER meme when it originated from pol. It makes fun of the COOMER who actually attended a BLACKED event IRL.
Now it'a being spammed whenever sexy bitches are being posted

>>6006964
She's saying: have sex incel (with me)

>>6008101
What a pervert!

>>6009194
I'd love to watch that video you made anon

>>6009145
What the fuck, you attacked first.

Is koi koi the same as hanafuda? I did play a simplified variant in sakutai

>>6010316
hanafuda refers to the cards themselves

>>6007484
Didn't Marvelous or whoever take an exclusivity deal from Sony regarding 7ever? I'd assume that would've been the killing blow, a series known for its lewd fanservice willingly taking a bribe to stick to a console that has taken drastic measures to censor sexuality.

What game would you recommend if I wanted to learn hanafuda and mahjong games?

>>6010554
true, they got paid for exclusivity, but sony should have let them do their jobs rather than killing it.

i mean, sony gave them money for the game, they knew what they were gonna get.

>>6010630
Hong Kong Mahjong Pro
It's in English and some the opponents are good.
Maybe some differences with the Japanese mahjong rules.

>>6010084
>vr fags trying to figure out the COOMER meme when it originated from pol.
it came from /fit/ and got hijacked by reddit and discordfags who wanted to run it down, you newfaggot shit

>>6006947
When I was maybe 11 or 12, I was in a smaller school and it had a homemade MAME cabinet with that pachinko game on it. After school one time, I played it and ended up humping a bean bag chair and eventually came into it. I'll never forget that game

Who the fuck cares about meme history you fucking losers.

>>6011987
nah, i was just tearing down your little "anything i don't like is from /pol/" stigma
/fit/ is already worst than /tv/ as of 2019

>>6009942
Oh man... What an awkward situation

>>6009942
The Suchie Pai games on Saturn have nudity, apparently.

Also, here's all the Suchie Pai games if anyone wants to play any of them, there are a shit ton.

http://changevworld.com/suchie/suchie_Museum.html

>>6009916
You're gonna have to give me more info than Star Platinum if you want me to find the game, because you know I'm just going to get JoJo shit on Google.

>>6012121
Yeah, that's the problem with this game having such an iconic name. Just add "pc98" in your search for more relevant results.

This game worked for me to learn the Koi koi rules with its highlighting and easier to read cards (pic related). And it has great dithered art with a catchy soundtrack.

>coomercore
/v/ needs to get out and stay out

>>6012205
What a boomer thing to say. I'm getting up there in age but I'm one of the cool ones. I'm more like a doomer.

>>6006947
Is it normal to play VNs for story and not for flapping? Some of the stories in these games are great.

>>6012264
>Is it normal to read novels for the story?
There's no point otherwise, genius. If all you want is to fap, just watch porn.

>>6007797
>implying r=.4 proves anything
I remember my first time with statistics

>>6012264
Yes but it's not like VNs are that interesting in terms of literature in general. You can have VNs with hundreds of thousands of words but quantity doesn't guarantee quality.
Really, if you've read the top 10 most talked about ones like Fate/Stay Night, Muv Luv, any Key visual novel or that popular one from the 90s that got a reboot and an anime adaptation recently but I forgot the god damn name, er ... you basically read everything that was worth reading. Like with any medium you can ignore most of them unless you're just looking for sex scenes.

>>6013403
>or that popular one from the 90s that got a reboot and an anime adaptation recently but I forgot the god damn name, er
__________Yu-on__________?

>>6013403
lmao, your EOP tears are delicious.

>>6010642
I remember reading something about a planned Switch version, so they probably didn't get full exclusivity, just the usual "help us pad out exclusive list by making other versions unavailable for a few months/years" schtick of theirs. Nintendo and Microsoft should jump in on moneyhatting Jap devs for 'uncensored' games, the Japanese will stick with the Sony marque until it sinks.

i always liked the artsy blue haired girl that has a bad heart

Lakers win.

look at thes tittiees brehss.... oh fukkk im gonna cooooom

>>6014845
>not Cube

>>6014857
>Not Mew

>>6014857
>>6014862
>not Gamu

>>6014867
Gamu is the casual pick

>>6006964
if you knew only hiragana you could read it and probably understood it if you watch a lot of anime anon-kun

>>6009630
yakyuken special. i love how they dance

>>6009942
super real mahjong grafitti has nudity

>>6013705
What's so EOP about it? The fact I named a few VNs that are so popular that they got a fan translation, which was exactly the point I was trying to make that those are the most popular ones? You could replace with any untranslated popular VN and the message would still be the same because the majority is mediocre at the very least.
>like with any medium
Just to clarify it to you because it seems your reading comprehension could use some work.

>>6014845
I'm too busy looking at those giant mega man feet.

>>6006947
To think that those boobs would have been considered gigantic in the past when now you have normal anime shows with characters that are double the size

>>6007445
Asuka 120% was a franchise intended for women not coomers

>>6008992
This game is fun, but you have to play well if you want a hot girl. Unless bbw amazons are your thing, then you're set.

>>6010308
>you attacked first
rent-free

Tender Loving Care has some spicy scenes depending on your choices.

>>6011969
>a smaller school and it had a homemade MAME cabinet
wtf? Really?

>>6015183
It's intended for beginners, if you pick the american stars and stripes girl she can do zangief pile divers with qcf motions which is way surreal. Remember to play Limited and not Final.

>>6006947
For me, it was Final Fight. The Amiga version I played had Poison in it. Pausing it right at this frame = cooms

/coomersome

>>6015183

>>6014857
>>6014862
>>6014867
>not all of them all at once

>>6006947
Virtual Cameraman for the 3DO. It's a Japan-only FMV title where you watch pre-determined videos and press a button to "take a photo."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyb9I3JTjlI

>>6008872
I for one wish there were a lot more sexy beat-em-ups and such.

>>6016846
>fapping to a qt trans woman

absolutely based

>>6006992
>neets
>jobs
Also make porn game threads if you want dope, its all worth persevering; especially if its good.

>>6007230
People are enjoying something, and so they must be wojaked at until they stop.

>>6007230
Its like making fun of drunks or stoners. The action isn’t bad, but excess always will be.

>>6012119
Shit, I'd play them but can't find the ISO for any of them but the PSP ones

>>6007230
I liked the first version of the coomer meme where he was just an absurdly horny guy who got aroused at the slightest thing and cum a wave while doing the loud nigra scream.

But seriously, what are some decent old eroge that I don't need a few years of Japanese lessons to read?

>>6020271
Divi Dead if you are into VN

>>6017837
It's an untapped market

>>6020448
I'd love a sexy brawler; doesn't even need to have any sex or such, just some well done pixel nudity and cut ins and such.

>>6020460
Do the AOF thing were if you beat your opponent their clothes explodes and then like in VG you get a nice CG.

>>6020468
Good idea.

you wake up in the middle of the night and see some succubus riding your cock

This meme was designed to be cringy, right? Like it’s supposed to be alienating?

>>6020479
you could even incorporate stage hazards, like a ring out leads to a gang bang if you want to go full hardcore porn

Yeah I definitely wanna see some dudes pulsing asshole up close on the screen

>>6007018
So you ignored the drealmer head?

>>6020491
It's a mirror held up to coomers to discourage them from continuing down that path. It's supposed to make you feel uncomfortable.

>>6020518
How is it working so far? kek

>>6020518
All I see is another shitty wojack.

>>6020481
>>6020491
>>6020507
>>6020518
>>6020571
>>6020907
Watch out guys, you don't wanna piss off the jannies

>>6020981
>Images and discussion should pertain to retro/classic games only
>Post is nothing but a onions edit of a modern movie

Wow really makes you think, almost like it was totally justified. cry more lol

>>6020468
Where's that beat em up version of Rapelay I hear so much about? Forgot the name of it.

>>6020981
>says to watch out for the janitors for complaining about wojacks
>when your shitty wojack post was deleted
Was getting caught part of your plan?

>>6020981
>Post a wojack
>Get banned
>Openly ban evade
>"Wow jannies amirite"

Newfags like you need gassing.

>>6020987
>>6021007
Jannies can't ban me, I'm unbannable.

test

>>6020987
>>6021007

>>6020518
Oh so it's the 'creator intended to weird out its audience' excuse. Yeah cause that worked out so well with Anno's Evangelion, right? It's not like Asuka vs Rei waifufagging got out of that instead ...

>>6010084
It just represents a man who is consumed by lust to the exclusion of all else in life. Coincidentally there are many such men posting on 4chan..
Has nothing to do with politics

>>6021026
Why is Pepe like this? He started off as just a dude that peed with his pants all the way down. I don’t understand

>>6021201
Lrn2groyp

>>6020987
>>6021007
Since when is posting satire a bannable offense, especially if it's retro game (Sonic) related?

>>6021201
>pepe
shiggy

>>6021320
Moderators on other sites are massive faggots these days, why would the ones on this site be any different?

>>6021320
Fuck off, the post was deleted so you're commenting without context. Just shut up.

>>6021336
Here

>>6021336
They can delete my posts and ban me as much as they'd like, that's not going to stop me from posting here

>>6021340
Why post here if you're not actually going to post on topic and just want to spam frogs?

>>6021336
>commenting without context
Not that I'm admitting to your schizoid accusation, here, but since when is that a bannable offense, either?

>>6021346
Spamming off topic stuff is against the rules and thus bannable. Anything is technically bannable, as this is 4chan. I got a three week ban from the whole site back in 2010 for saying slavshit on /k/.

>>6015540
Yeah, with that jap pachinko game loaded on it specifically. Totally real anon

>>6012083
right? That's a painful chombo there

>>6020460
senran kagura? From what I can tell you spend most of that game pounding girls out of their clothes.

>>6021947
That's a good modern example of a fighter, but I meant more like a beat-em-up sort of thing.

>>6022014
And which is this one?

>>6022789
Paprium, some newly made game or something. I just grabbed the first half-decent screen shot of a beat em up from google just to show the genre.

>>6022796
>Paprium, some newly made game or something.
kek
KEK.

>>6023345
I count a game made by when its released and this shit is vaporware.

>>6023347
BUT THERE WAS A PRE-LAUNCH-PARTY!!1

>>6006947
Gals Panic