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What was Squall's problem?

>> No.6006020

>>6006010
Gay

>> No.6006029

>>6006010
All of his snarky remarks in Japanese got translated to 'Whatever'.

>> No.6006038

>>6006010
He was an Inchad

>> No.6006058

>>6006038
How is having an inch-long penis chad?

>> No.6006358

This is why birth rates are so low in Japan.

>> No.6006361

>>6006029
It's worse than that. He's a wincing numale in the JP version. His catchphrase is "sorry about that," in the context of apologizing for his autism.

>> No.6006407

>>6006361
"Warukatta na" is generally used sarcastically, it's not a genuine apology. "Whatever" gets the gist of what he's conveying across to the English players.

>> No.6006465
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>>6006010
Quistis is bland, incompetent, insecure, and needy. She's not nearly as bad as Rinoa, but she's no great catch either. I'd much rather Selphie, but Irvine got her.

Maybe her friend Xu, though.

>> No.6006470

>>6006010
Quistis was clingy as fuck. Same reason why girls don't like guys that are like that.

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>>6006010
All the girls except Selphie are shit tier.

>> No.6006472

>>6006470
So is Rinoa yet Squall still falls in love with her.

>> No.6006473

>>6006470
Although that begs the question. Why did he fall for Rinoa when she was pretty much the same in that regard?

>> No.6006476

>>6006472
Squall showed no interest in her until after she became a sorceress. I call BS

>> No.6006479
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>>6006471
Based

>> No.6006490

>>6006471
Selphie is doing selfie

>> No.6006491

>>6006471
>picrel
i get the joke

>> No.6006494

>>6006407
hunh
https://legendsoflocalization.com/squalls-whatever-line-in-japanese-final-fantasy-viii/

>> No.6006532

>>6006494
Whatever...

>> No.6006553

>>6006471
Not to flex too hard, but I had sex with an asian dressed as selphie a few years ago. She was 22 or so and really good at the sex. Might still have a photo or two of her.

>> No.6006557
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6006557

>same orphanage

>> No.6006558

>>6006553
Where did you find her and how much was she?

>> No.6006996

>>6006553
>She
I almost believed you until that

>> No.6007065

>>6006010
>hey Squall get me pregnant while we're in school to become actual mercenaries

Do incels think fucking needs to result in babies? Is amerifat sex ed that remedial?

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>>6006553
I'm happy for you anon

>> No.6007126

>>6006553
Was she a good Asian like a jap or was she some kind of jungle Asian?

>> No.6007645

>>6006465
quite the shnauz

>> No.6007676

>>6006010

He's in a badly written game. Aeris-Tifa-Cloud became Quistis-Rinoa-Squal for the uninspired sequel, which is why Quistis suddenly out of nowhere loves Squal and then it's never brought up again. Her design evokes Aeris, but her personality is totally different. Blonde haired, pink clothing, part of a love triangle. Sorta. But that one goes nowhere.

>> No.6007706

>>6007676
She had to drop out like Aeris did except they didn't bother writing an excuse for it.

>> No.6008312

>>6007676
>>6007706
instructorzoned

>> No.6008329
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6008329

Fuck yes Gackt thread

>> No.6008601

>>6008329
FFX isn't retro

>> No.6008635

>>6008601
G
Squall was designed after Gackt from the 1998 malice mizer tour outfit

>> No.6008870 [DELETED] 

>>6006010
Having a nice ass

>> No.6008886

>>6006471
Selfie is for boys.
Quistis is for men.

>> No.6008889

Japanese protags in anime or video games almost always display very little interest in sex unless its the main love interest, and even then they will be dense as fuck.

>> No.6008901

>>6006010
He's a Dom and Quistis is also a Dom so he just can't, like magnets turned the wrong way you can't hold them together

>> No.6008985

>>6006465
Xu was the only one keeping the Garden running while the team was out, but she never seemed to crave the Squasage. And while an abysmal potential lover for Squall, Quistis at least has a harem of bootlickers at her beck and call. Selphie might work out when she inevitably dumps Irvine for hitting on her card friend and Rinoa dumping Squall for a third gunblader.

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>>6006553
>she
Disgusting

>> No.6009078

>>6008901
Quistis is a dom because she a uses whip.
Why is Squall a dom?

>> No.6009081

>>6006010
I want Quistis to step on my dick with her stiletto heels and pierce my ballsack as she whips me furiously

>> No.6009360

>>6007676
She was confused. She thought she loved him but it was more of a brotherly love than a romantic one. She confirmed when they all recalled living in the Orphanage together.

>> No.6010335

>>6008901
>being so puny in mind and body that you can't figure out how to hold magnets "turned the wrong way" together

>> No.6010474

>>6008985
>Xu was the only one keeping the Garden running while the team was out, but she never seemed to crave the Squasage.


She's a minor character. She is mature and responsible though. Squall would be do well with her. Quistis is destined to become a cool wine aunt and be devoured by her cats after she dies alone in her apartment.

>> No.6010505

>>6007065
Some of you don't have breeding kinks and it shows

>> No.6010506

>>6006465
>>6008886
The irony is that Quistis gets demoted early on in the game and continues to demonstrate her incompetence by nearly botching her job in Deling City, while Selphie leads a surprisingly competent infiltration of the missile base and does other random impressive things like fly the Ragnarok.

>> No.6010509

>>6006494
Man, this game seems nice, too bad i lack time to invest in a 4 discs game.

>> No.6010517

>>6007065
"I'm ovulating right now" is a pretty integral part of the original joke.