/vr/ - Retro Games

castlevania probably

>>5987438
the one where he clearly shows he has no idea what he's doing or talking about and is only doing this shit out a depressed sense of obligation over a wasted life and failed movie career.

Big Rigs

>>5987446
lol this
or Sega CD

The episode where a buffalo take a shit through the window. Such a masterpiece.

the one where he plays retro games and doesnt go bald

>>5987487
people spend time making these el lmao

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties might be the funniest video Cinemassacre has ever produced.
>A FUCKING CHICKEN MASK

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

>>5987502
He really just needs to shave it off.

>>5987507
Yeah cause Doug doesn't look like a sad cancer patient now

>>5987438
Toxic Crusaders and Home Alone.
I actually like playing Toxic back in the day on Genesis, but the difficulty was too high.

>>5987507
>>5987509
maybe he could start wearing a wig

>>5987438
i don't remember because it's been so long since i have seen most of the episodes

fuck this cuck

>>5987514
What's wrong with having a receding hairline? He's married with kids so it's not like he's trying to attract women (or Mike) anymore.

>>5987517
If your bread and butter is putting yourself out in the public eye you could make some effort to look presentable.

>>5987517
>implying james and mike dont have behind-the-scenes suck-and-fucks

>>5987517
He's in the hellish middle period of hair loss where you can't style it in anyway to compensate but you're still not leaning into being bald.
The solution is either restoration surgery or just shaving it and rolling with that luck.

>>5987519
James and Mike's bisexual escapades are way behind them now.

>>5987507
He needs to work out first.

>>5987502
WHERE DID THE HAIR
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO
WHERE DID THE HAIR

OOOOOHH OH

WHERE DID THE HAI-AIR
OH
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

(OW)

WHERE DID THE HAIR
*snare*
OOOOHH OOH
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY

OOOOWUUUH
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO
OH AH AH AH AH AH AH WHOAH

WHERE DID THE HAIR

OOH OOOH

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

UUWUUUHH

WHERE DID THE HAI-AI-AAAAAAAIIIIIIIR
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

WHERE DID THE HAIR
OOOOOUUUNGH
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

WHERE DIO-IOID
WHERE
DI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I-I-I-ID THE HAIR GOOOOOO UUUUUUNNN OOOOOOOOO

>>5987438
That one where he admits he gave up a long time ago and is dead inside

best episode

>>5987570
>>5987446
it's like he embodies this board perfectly

>>5987578
I love this nigga.

>>5987487
Dude some people go bald fucking epic I know!!! XD

Why the hate for James and Mike? And why the respect for Bootsy?

I thought Cinemassacre put out quality work and videos? I don't get it.

>>5987617
Don't you have a Crave Case to eat entirely by yourself, Ryan?

>>5987617
They're pretty much internet icons at this point, 4chan just busts everyones chops. Play along, Guybrush!

>>5987620
>Don't you have a Crave Case to eat entirely by yourself, Ryan?
Is that it? You honestly think everyone who posts about Cinemassacre on 4chan secretly works for them?

>>5987630
fat

>>5987502
What the fuck, is this real? I thought bald James was a meme...
Someone needs to put the "where did the hair go" song from Ikari Warriors into that webm

>>5987578
The way he holds that controller oozes confidence.

>>5987487
Mike can f-himself up his butt.

Pong Consoles probably
I like his hardware episodes in general

>>5987662
erections curve upward, he'd just be stuffing wet pasta

>>5987487
Male pattern baldness affects 70% of us, anon.

The episode with Lloyd Kaufman was hilarious.

>>5987518
>>5987521
Yeah, I have similar baldness as well. I could go to a barber/hair stylist and my hair will look okay for about five days. I ended up just shaving it down to 2mm, sometimes 0.5mm. But you need a beard for it if you're not super muscular or tan/black.

>>5987438
None... watching him now only reminds me that I get old myself.

>makes a video about how he's not going to go see Ghostbusters
>wife makes him see it

>>5987578
i miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>5987502
Looks like he's going for the Nate Silver haircut

>Many people aren't aware that in the fall of 2000, Mike Stoklasa, dissatisfied with Columbia College in Chicago, took a tour of the Art, Media & Design campus of the University of the Arts in Philadelphia. During the tour, he saw a student editing video game footage in an editing bay. Embarrassed, the scrawny student quickly shut off his monitor. As Mike walked passed him, he said "Balls, what are you, some sort of fucking nintendo nerd? What a shitload of fuck."

Chex Quest made me lol recently

Moonwalker. You get to hear Michael Jackson music and see fun gameplay without having to go through a repetitive game.

>>5987854
I'm sorry.

The new video was really bad. I dunno if I missed a joke or reference but why would I want to watch him review something from the perspective of someone sitting in the corner of the room?

On the whole though, ever since he started collaborating with these random new fat guys I've probably enjoyed more videos than I haven't, but it's really painfully clear which videos are just branding and which ones are actually something James was into doing.

Top ten all time, no order:

Bible Games
Big Rigs
Batman
CD-I
Dark Castle
Super Pitfall
Castlevania
Action 52
Spielberg Games
Seaman

>>5987854
Yeah, definitely the best one since the Megaman episode, Pepsiman was pretty cool too.

You know I had to sage and report it to em.

>>5987502
HAIRLESS SCROTUM GUNS

>>5987691
And what about female pattern baldness?

The clock is ticking, James.

>>5988064
Then pray you have a rocking set of tits

Favorite black dick?

>>5987502
WHERE DID THE BLACK DICK GO???? IN YOUR MOM’S ASS!!!!!!!

>>5987507
YOU REALLY NEED TO SUCK IT OFF, THIS BLACK DICK I MEAN!!!!!!

>>5987517
WHAT’S WRONG WITH HAVING AN ERECTING BLACK DICK??????

>>5987560
PEE PEE POOPOO
UH OHHHH
POOPOO PEEPEE MAN
SAID A BAD WORD
MOMMY COME LOOK
PEEPEE POOPOO
BIG NIGGER DICK FOR YOU-HOO

>>5987578
BLACKEST DICK

>>5987617
there’s no hate for mike we all know he’s the reason why avgn was ever good
we hate the balding pussywhipped sellout who ruined avgn and right now is pissing on its dead body for profit
all he does is making these shit tier skits thinking he’s a talented filmmaker and that fuckin retarded facial expression with his opened mouth

>>5987602
I LOVE THIS NIGGA...’S DICK!!!!!

>>5987517
t. baldcuck

>>5987617
WHY THE HATE FOR NIGGER DICK????

>>5987640
...BLACK DICK? YES PLEASE!!!!!

>>5987650
THE WAY THIS BLACK DICK HANGS OOZES CONFIDENCE!!!!!

>>5987672
THIS BLACK DICK CURVES DOWNWARD!!!! PEEPEE POOPOO!!!!!

>>5987696
THE BLACK DICK EPISODE WAS DELICIOUS!!!!!!

>>5987789
I LOVE BLACK DICK LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE!!!!!!

>>5987854
BLACK DICK MADE ME CUM RECENTLY!!!!!!

Tiger Games
>This is pathetic...I'd have more fun setting the time on a vcr...

>>5987942
PEEPEE POOPOO MAN EPISODE WAS GOOD TOO!!!!!

I am bored now please delete janny.

>>5988123
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>>5988170
Now that's what I'm talking about

Ohoho...
Screenwave, you've got some 'splainin to do.