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5944283 No.5944283[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

This SOB smacks your mom on the ass at the grocery, what do?

>> No.5944289
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5944289

>>5944283
*blocks your path*

>> No.5944328

>>5944283
These controllers feel like hallow puffy trash.

>> No.5944331
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5944331

*teleports behind you*
heh...

>> No.5944339

>>5944328
They're terrible. People give Nintendo shit for the N64 stick that gets a bit less defined, at least their buttons last. I grew up thinking that controller buttons wearing out was a normal thing, now I know it's just sega and shitty 3rd party controllers that do that.

>> No.5944360
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5944360

This non retro stud slaps your wife's son's ass and breaks his tailbone, what do you do?

>> No.5944391

>>5944339
>buttons wearing out
More like your disgusting, filth-caked sausage fingers are grubbying up the contacts.

>> No.5944392

>>5944283
Shoot it with the SNES Scope 6

>> No.5944475

>>5944328
Friend got the Genesis Classic. Told me they cheaped out on the controllers. He never had the real Genesis.

Sure enough, I picked his up and they felt cheap and bulky and just like the original. What was the intent behind them being so needlessly huge?

>> No.5944491
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5944491

>>5944283
MURDERS YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

>> No.5944513

>>5944475
Sega does what Nintendon't, even if it's a terrible idea.

>> No.5944529

>>5944283
Dig her up and use her as a prop in a metoo cash grab.

>> No.5944542

>>5944328
Maybe it’s just the grey version but the red lettered ones don’t have this feeling. Wondered if they changed factories or something.

>> No.5944927

>>5944331
At least it's an okay controller... even if it should've been the big one

>> No.5944939

>>5944283
I'm too busy hiding in the women's bathroom or dressing rooms with my discrete cameras to even know it happened.

>> No.5945829

>>5944360
>uses usb-protocol
>doesn't have usb-connector
oh microsoft.

>> No.5947231

>>5944491
>Model 1 Saturn controller instead of Model 2
I'm intrigued