/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5885723
nah I just stole my dad porn mags

>>5885723
>So you came

>>5885723
I had a friend at school with access to a massive VHS porn collection, probably from his father.

Countless loads man, surprised no one walked in

>>5885723
Hey you took what you could get. You have no idea how spoiled you are. A quarter page art clip of Morrigan leaning forward slightly used to be enough to blow my mind but these days I can't even get to half mast if her stomach isn't ready to burst as 56 tentacles fuck all the way through her, writhing around and shoving themselves violently in all her holes.

Maybe if you only had a PlayStation. Saturn and personal computers had nudity and sex.

>>5885723
>Actually caring to play dumb Japy Wapy games to call people pedos.

>>5885723
It was a simple time.

I remember using this insert art for Azure Dreams more than the game itself.

>jarpig nude bath scene
Im gonna cooooooooooooooom!

I walked right up to the counter at Walden books when I was 13 and bought a TV Guide and a Penthouse.

People jerked it to spice channel with their hacked cable boxes and their father's poorly hidden videos, mental illness didn't become as widespread until the past few years.

I used to jack it to tomb raider ads in magazines
that shit had some spicy renders of Lara let me tell you

>>5886008
>pice channel with their hacked cable boxes
or without a hacked cable box. The audio wasn't scrambled.

>>5886008
I would trace my own porn from fighting game girls art. KEK I still have a sports bra fetish.

>>5886056
I tried this but was terrible at it.

>>5886074
But I did a lot of pausing to check out all the different sprite frames for Chun-Li

this or Baywatch Nights roflmao

>>5886080
Sophitia def made me hard

>>5885723
Yeah, you had to EARN that nut.

>>5885723
We live in the golden age of porn and as a millenial I was pretty damn spoiled. Every fucked up fetish at my fingertips I can't imagine a world without.

>>5886051
>tfw you discover that the scramble doesn't work if the scene is in black and white

>>5885723
>game where all waifus are best waifus
A rarity.

>>5885723
Nah, I used to but magazines with featureless nudity game CGIs.

>>5886523
Are you into vintage pornography?

cumbrains leave

>>5886561
Choke on a cock tranny you voluntarily entered this thread despite there being 150 other active threads.

>>5886051
I'm surprised there isn't more nostalgia for scrambled porn.

>>5886576
she mad

>>5886589
"she"

>>5886589
She's trying to save Cloud.

>>5885995
Bromides and anime bath scenes were 10/10 fap material in 1999

>>5885723
what are some other games that are like azure dreams?
I really enjoyed this game.

>>5885723
Cute grills but i hate hardmode Action Adventure fake RPGs.

>>5885723
For me it was 3 sisters story

>>5885723
Renting the street fighter anime movie on vhs from the video store and seeing chun li nude ass and tits in the shower scene for the first time was glorious.

>>5886051
I don't know if it was the spice channel or not but my local cable would show the first three minutes or so unscrambled

I videotaped a bunch of those, a couple times they got right to the fucking

>>5886852
should also mention I'd set the vcr to tape HBO Real Sex then wake up before my parents to take the tape out. One of those was the first time I ever saw Japanese titties.

Also had a tape where I'd tape movie sex scenes onto if I knew they were coming up

>>5885723
>>5885995
Why are zoomers even allowed here?

>>5887980
They're not but they come anyway, they're such a self entitled, solipsistic generation they can't fathom the idea that everyone doesn't want to hear every instagram-post level thought they have and hates them though

>>5888027
>young men are having less and less sex while young women are still getting laid the same
>meaning chads and older men are banging their childhood sweethearts while they recycle the c--mbrain meme for the tenth time

>>5886881
hell yeah

>>5886881
What Retroarch filter is that?

>>5885789
kek. this.
i use to get horny by everything back then.
Now i need the most degenerate shit to get hard.

>>5885723
Son, you have no idea what kind of weird shit I've jerked off to.

Wait. Reading this thread give me the feeling that something was wrong with me as a boy. I was creepily obsessed with the girls at my school but never got horny over video games.

>>5886078
Same for me. These sprites were my favorite as a teen and I guess that's how I got a thighs fetish.

>>5885726
based camer

>>5885723
No, we jerked off to porn. In Ireland/UK we also had a thing called "page 3", every day the first page inside the Sun newspaper (ie. page 3) would have a topless girl in it. Everyone knew the joke "What's the hottest part of the sun?".... "page 3". I had some page 3s that were so worn out cause I reused them so many times, Mel B topless for example.

Of course thanks to the new fundamentalist SJW culture we live in Page 3 is a relic of the past now, even for a newspaper as ridiculously tabloid as The Sun.

>>5886546
No. I found out as a kid that if a scene goes monochrome (like, say, a flashback) the scramble doesn't work and you get a full, clear image.

>>5888878
>Ireland/UK
Eurotrash was my default option, even if you had to sit through some guy painting with his penis and an incredibly shit band (excluding e-rotic of course) to actually see some tits.

>>5885723
Nah, I'd just buy dirt-cheap floppies from the school drug store and download porn .jpegs from the library computers until they were full and fap at home (no internet at home until 2001).
Probably some .rmvb's for the weekend if I had the time.

>>5888993
yep, I'm sure that was about the only reason anyone ever watched that. To this day one of the weirdest and most ridiculous shows I have ever seen. The thing is if you started to fap you just knew they were going to do a close up of some guy's penis or clenched jaw just as you were about to climax, there was no pause tv or dvr record back in those days of course.

>>5886626
Nothing like it, even that Tao: Demon Seal "sequel" by konami is quite different
Maybe Pokemon Mystery Dungeon or Rune Factory

my cock is sooooooooooo fucking hard

>>5886881
bone smugglin baby

>>5885723
>had to
the emissaries from /fit/ can't arrive at this board soon eough

>>5889376
I couldn't even cum the first times I fapped to DOA training mode ryona

14-year-old me saw this as a full-page spread on the inside of an EGM issue. Probably lucky I didn't have a stroke.

>>5889491
whoops

>>5886657
I had a pg 13 version and you couldn't see shit

>All those rom sites where you had to vote for them in hentai portals for some reason to download the game

>>5888878
>fundementalist sjw
Never thought I'd see those two words next to each other. Especially considering that they're diametrically opposed to one another.

>>5888035
The studies say it’s their entire age group. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, xoomer.

>>5885725
I stole a bunch of porn VHS tapes. The highlight was a classic called PUSSY PUSSY EVERYWHERE with a gold label on the tape. The worst was something unlabeled that was shemale porn. This was 80s/90s era VHS porno tapes, so they weren't exactly the best shemales around. To this day, I can't fap to traps or shemales as a result.

PUSSY PUSSY EVERYWHERE was pretty hot lesbian tape, I want to say, so as a result I still visit /u/ whenever I get the urge for wholesomeness.

>>5889492
her breasts are in different zip codes

>>5889542
mah nigga

>>5889548
that didn't stop me

>>5889376
>he doesn’t COOOOOOOOM
WHAT’S WRONG FAGGOT? YOU DON’T LIKE TO COOM?

>>5885725
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>>5885725
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>>5885995
/fit/ pls go

>>5889507
>those SNES hentai roms

>>5886051

>>5889938
Hell Yeah!
https://youtu.be/f2F32ggzAac

>>5889542
Good times.

>>5889542
My nigguh

>>5889972
that sounds like T&C surf designs

>>5890034
Blazeon same composer also did SMT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KhB6jfTBmhA

>>5890126
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IoSa0Ut9GPg

>>5888035
The Dick Show?

>>5889510
They certainly are not. I know "fundamentalist" is more associated with religious types of views, that is part of the reason I used it, but it accurately describes it.

>>5889507
why did you post a picture of Kratos

>>5885723
>Minnazuki Juzou

>>5885725
why did you have magazines with dad porn?

>>5890197
last weeks episode was wild

>>5892621
Its called playgirl

>>5889542
D-does it still exist? So many pics of Morrigan and Naga saved from there...

>>5893050
It's on borrowed time-- hasn't had an update since 2011, I noticed images in the hentai shrines turn up errors.

>>5893058
Oh well, but still alive without updates for 8 years ain't half bad.
...Guess I should check on Bestanime now.

>>5889527
>to this day, I can't fap to traps or shemales as a result

It's not like it is something you're supposed to do.

>>5893050
>>5893058
There's the hentai shrine still chugging along.

>>5893058
Download everything interesting and upload it to Gelbooru. Late 90s-early 2000's hentai was the best.

>>5890198
That's because "fundamentalist" is a religious term. It means someone/something that adheres to a strict literal interpretation of Scripture.

So, unless you believe that White Southern Baptists have the exact same beliefs as the LGBT, they are diametrically opposed terms.

>>5885723
coomality

>>5889510
It sounds like an oxymoron but it basically sums it up, maybe the biggest threat to video games right now is people on the far LEFT getting them altered, censored and cancelled if they're anything but corporate shlock. Most media was faced with this 20 years ago from legit fundamentalists so it's only fitting.

>>5888993
e-rotic fucking rules, thanks for reminding me.

>>5893147
No, fundamentalist is a broader term that is only usually said in relation to religion.

It's clearly just the word "fundamental" with an "ist" at the end of it right? How does it make any sense to say it's unique to religion? It doesn't and isn't limited to that use.

>>5890136
>>5890126
>>5889972
>>5890034
Tsukasa Masuko

Motherfucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q11Opo_GxaY

>Got that shit fucker's Metal Jesus Fag and that mutated s.oybaby in the search results

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>5885723
What game?

>>5893467
azure dreams

>>5893363
Sjw is an atheistic religion.

>>5892654
SALINE?!

>>5888027
is it solipsistic in here?
or is it just me?

>>5889542
Any more vintage 1999 hentai shrines like this? I know sad panda has sone vintage smut but its hard to find searching through all that sick modern trash. Vintage porn has more soul and is not as sick and perverted. Its more innocent and softcore.

>>5889510
SJWs are kids who grew up in fundie households and absorbed all the priggish puritanical values, but later on gave everything a different coat of paint.

>>5886624
I came to this image sooooo fucking many times when I was 16

>>5895589
You can't even see her butt. Your primitive sexual brain is a dumbass.

There used to be lots of porn games advertised in the back of computer magazines. Typically in a text list of games the retailer had used for their advertising space. They were mostly mail order, so one could always call for a catalog. It was not like they hid that the stuff was porn with titles like "Porn Pipe" (Pipe Dream or that Bioshock minigame, but with a penis leading to a vajayjay) "Neauty and the Cyborgasm", "Michael Ninn's Latex: The Game", etc. listed under "Adult Software".

>>5888878
page 3 still exists, i guess you're refering to when it went away for like, a day, but that was the sun trolling
regardless, the sun is fucking trash

>>5885725

But anon, porn did not exist before 2010.
and HD video did not exist before 2008, and the Internet wasn't around during the year 2000.
Zoomer knowledge!

Don't you spoiled brats remember Usenet and hentai mailing lists?

I recall getting turned on by Pocky losing her shoes when she took damage.

>>5895807
No, but I remember AOL and chat rooms and "send pic to receive pic" and being 14 years old.
As it turns out, all those 14 year-old girls sending us nudes were actually male pedophiles who were attempting to groom us. Good thing we always ignored and blocked anyone who tried to chat with us or demanded we send pics back.

>>5889972
The start of my degeneracy right there.

>>5895571
sjws are daughters of wealthy people who hate themselves

>>5895616
>not able to get a boner from your imagination alone
Pleb tier

>>5885723
Not at all. I had my mother and father to have sex with. Oh, and obviously the dog. Can't forget about ol' Brewster.

>>5895903
Take the Ted pill. SJWs are people who were made mentally ill by the pressure to follow society's moral values which society itself largely ignores.
That and people who want to both be bullies and convince themselves they're good people.

>>5885723
Pixel art is arousing like nothing else though.

>>5896713
How much do you fap to NEC titles?

>>5896756
I mostly look at art drawn by this guy, he makes pixelart in a variety of different styles.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1890160

>>5896678
>ted

>>5896762
Yes, as in Ted Kaczynski, terrorist and author of Industrial Society and its Future.

>>5896758
>https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1890160
That's not bad, thanks anon.

>>5889542
>first fap was to Tifa LockheartxDon Corneo doujin on this site
>have never been able to find it again

Childhood loss hurts bros

>>5895473
Been fapping to this site for 20 years. Lots of broken links in the current year, though, so keep Internet Archive handy.

http://yotsuba.saiin.net/~baku/index-e.htm

>>5885723
My first fap was in 2001 to beach volleyball on the TV.

I used to pick cute female characters only to make them surrender and commit seppuku, hearing their scream made me hard as a rock

I don't remember there being a lot out there for girls. I know a lot of video game guys were attractive and shirtless and whatnot, but it's not like guys have anything like cleavage to tease or tantalize with (buttcracks are gross).
I had/have a tentacle fetish, and I came across very little for that, so I used to make tentacle hentai out of sprite sets like
>>5886078
this in iDraw. I also used iDraw and RPG Maker 2000 to make my own short hentai games, complete with moving tentacle sex.
And I played all the good dirty games on New Grounds. I remember some FFVIII text hentai game that described Squalls penis as being 12 inches and thinking "man, that seems really long. Like it could hurt" but in the game, Quistis really liked it so I was confused. Also enjoyed Ganguro Girl and some game where you played as a (male) criminal and you could take a stripper back to your hotel room and watch a hentai scene on the TV.
Also, FFVII doujins featuring Tifa (I hated Tifa) being railed by monsters from the game. But I didn't learn what to do with my arousal until years and years later.

>>5896870
Freak

>>5896870
I appreciate your honesty in these trying times

>>5896897
faggot

>>5886613
jesus christ, who thought that dithering looked good? eugh

>>5889542
>Amazing Nurse Nanako
Its all cooming back.

>>5885723
Quest for Glory 4: Shadows of Darkness is what did me in.

>>5897945

>>5897954

>>5897959

>>5897961

Didn't they hook up in QFG5 ?

I ought to be ashamed, but I'm not

>>5885993
Ugh, just realized this is the same artist for Chrono Cross

>>5898253
>ugh
I’m picturing a short-haired tumblr dyke behind this post

Why is violence glorified and sexuality taboo in America?

It's almost like the same generation of kids who grew up having their eyes covered over the sight of a nipple are the ones who have no idea how to respect opposing genders or value human life.

>>5898376
>respect opposing genders

Shut up fag, women are for tendies and cummies that is it

>>5893147
Fundie Islam says, "don't draw any of our retarded prophets."
SJW, allegedly anti-scripture, anti-fundie autist says, "DO AS ISLAM SAYS, RAYCISS."
No, they're merging into the same thing.
Is it any surprise that when some Muzzie apologist says, "pr0n is bad, Islam is most feminist, Muhammad's first waifu proposed to him, and he sits when he pisses" (literal scripture/hadith) that they behave just like them?

>>5898197
Rutos adult form is sexier. Her fishtits are more developed.

>>5898694
>Her fishtits are more developed.
You say that like it's a good thing.

>>5886624
I haven’t seen this in so long. I didn’t even like lunar that much but Mia was a cutie.
I can’t even pinpoint how young I must have been.

>>5886881
those were the days.
also nobody posted that one Orchid picture from KI2? You know, the render with the red car.
I jacked off to it when I was 11 or so.

>>5889510
>Especially considering that they're diametrically opposed to one another.
If you believe that for a second, their brainwashing worked perfectly.

Not many people can say that they had their sexual awakening while reading GamePro.

>>5898694
Her adult form gave me a developed shoulders on women fetish.

>>5898376
>Why is violence glorified and sexuality taboo in America?
>It's almost like the same generation of kids who grew up having their eyes covered over the sight of a nipple are the ones who have no idea how to respect opposing genders or value human life.
None of that shit has been true since the 90s. The most popular TV show in the world is a non-stop parade of sexual depravity and gore masquerading as "realism".

>>5899023
It was never really the case in the first place. Violence on tv was always condemned. Considering that sexual activity on screen often causes a major physical reaction in the viewer there's no contradiction between allowing some guy with a machine gun but not showing a girl to strip and fuck loudly. It's just a bunch of people trying to feel smugly superior like they have found a contradiction in society. Look at that guy you're quoting, acting like he knows it all, acting like the older generation didn't know or don't know how to treat women, what a clown.

>>5885723
Nah we just rented Fatal Fury and paused at the nip slips and shower scene.

>>5899189

>>5899209

>>5899189
Sad. Many such cases.

>>5885723
Modern people jack off to video games?

>>5899240
>"Porn is bad for you, mkay"
>Fap to vidya instead.
Checkmate.

>>5886561
based

>>5898695
degenerate

>>5886657
No armpit hair

>>5898839
No pants.

>>5900593
he said in a thread dedicated to jerking off to vidya characters lmao

>>5898101
She's a potential love interest in that game (out of 4)

You get the choice of either reviving her or Erana when you go to the Underworld IIRC

>>5885723
>no degenerate hyper-sexualism of current days
>wholesome masturbation going by very little

based

>>5889542
Holy shit, this made me remember old jap sites I used to browse clicking at random and sometimes they linked to hentai galleries
I have been looking for a specific Kula anal gallery but I've never found it

>>5899216
One more.

>>5901812
>jiggly-boob-physics