/vr/ - Retro Games

Omg i fucking LOVE shmups!

I have multiple confirmed 1ccs and I totally haven't wasted my life at all.

Pinball video games. I got a decent little collection going now.

>>5825341
Could you fucking not?

>>5825351
What's wrong, tranny can't take the bant? Bend over, bitch.

>>5825352
I'm not a 41 percenter.

>>5825354
I'm 200% nigga

>>5825337
>Pick up and play
>Never overstays its welcome
>Always provide kino challenges from the get-go
>Can be played alongside other games, you won't lose interest becaue you had a 200 hours save game but went to play something else for a while
The Chad choice for gaming.

>>5825337
Recca fans where TF we at

>>5825364
Based shmucks invented pause button.

>>5825351
>t. hillary voter

>effeminate jarpigs trying to appropriate shmupchad bants but completely miss the humor and soul

>>5825381
That's a weird way to describe masculine chads. I think you got them mixed with shmucktrannies.

>>5825375
I registered Republican just so I could vote for Trump in my State's Primaries. Most neo-libs would call me a f'n Nazi to my face. So could you please Shut The Fuck Up.

>>5825381
>effeminate jarpigs trying to appropriate shmupchad bants but completely miss the humor and soul

>>5825582
>shmups with good story don't exi-
http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/shikigami-no-shiro-nanayozuki-gensoukyoku/

>>5825391
If it talks like a communist, move like a communist...

>>5825384
>>5825582
Keep seething gay elf lovers

>>5825632
stop with the daily injections of soi tranny.

>Chad genre
>a bunch of trannys and balding soi boys
LMAOOOOOO

>>5825645
Even the shmup trannies could snap the average jarpig like a twig

>>5825662
the only thing a shmupsfan can snap like a twig is his tiny penis.

>>5825667
You seen many shmup cocks in your day, gayboy?

>>5825670
The next step for all shmups fans the only true way to become a real shmupfan

>>5825673
Ooh sick dodge, all this time you've been speaking from personal experience I see

Do any of you people even play games?

Why would trannies like shmups? It's one of the least democratic genres out there. Jarpigniggers can't even meme good.

>>5825676
Cope, that the only people who play this shit are weirdos,queers,pedophiles and trannys.

>>5825683
Should be right up your alley then

>>5825683
IM A BOY BTW
Aimed at homosexual pedophile freaks.

>>5825692

>This is official art
Devs aren't even hiding it they know their player base are a bunch of pedos.

>I can shift between being a bloke and a girl at the tip of one button
LMAO don't even try to hide it , you shmup niggers

>>5825632
I don't see how gay elf is an insult desu. What I wouldn't do to a twinky effeminate elf...
>tfw no bf

>>5825706
>>5825709
This is late stage degeneration, an attempt to appeal to the dominant jarpig otaku market

>>5825719
>This is late stage degeneration,
>totally not fujoshit queer lover artist
KEEP ON COPING

>Game character Urine
Jesus christ

>>5825731

>>5825337
Platformers and run 'n guns are the best genres, so those.

>>5825719
Honestly it worked for me. I don't like typical boring army stuff but cute anime got me into the genre

Do shmups fags really?

>>5825632
Ok you got me there

>>5825727
Ketsui's fujo bait is late stage degeneration yes. Are you retarded? Sadly all jap games went down this route, in the case of jarpigs it happened even sooner.

>>5825682
>who is Kamui
>who is Cream

Face it lad, shumps are tranny'd.

>>5825772
The guy who had the ProGear record was also a faggot Futobishi his names says it all.

>>5825682
Because grinding hours on end for a world record no one cares about is something only the most estrogenated speedrun tranny would do.

>>5825771
Now you big drama queen, this doesn't affect your old media in any way.

Moeshit in shmups is totally a modern thing.

>>5825793
>putting girls in shmups is the same as adding clear pedo/tranny bait for jarpigs

They're even modestly dressed in your pic. Otaku retards took over the genre at some point, that's why so many shmup players also play jrpgs.

>>5825772
Cream realized shmups were too hierarchy intensive for a tranny like him and went to play JRPG's which is where he belongs. Kamui's just mentally ill

>>5825806
Seems pretty pedo to me tb8.

>>5825814
Shmup fag cope mechanism

>>5825831

>>5825814
Fair enough in this game's case, but then you look at the games that dominated at the time period and you mostly get respectable sci-fi with light anime shit mixed in, not this type of trash you had to dig up that's not even original. After a while the latter became the standard to lure in the waifufags.

what the fuck shmup fags

Do jarpigs really want to play the game of which genre has more animu pedo/otaku cancer? Your genre's most famous game has the main character crossdress ffs lmao

>>5825846
Nobody here plays jrpgs you stupid ass braindead shmupnigger

>>5825859
This, I play beat em ups where I can go and beat the shit out of the trannies.

>>5825846
That's not a jrpg.

>>5825859
Sure thing, gay elf lover jarpig subhuman

>>5825870
This is why I need feminism.

>>5825878

>>5825870
Yeah sure, the soi rpg elements and fantasy gay elf kind

>>5825882
Sorry I play chinamen genocide simulator

Oh look, ANOTHER one of these shitty shmupg refugee threads.
I hope all of you die painfully.

>>5825679
Not anymore it seems, this board was excellent back in 2017 but has gone straight down to /v/ /vg/ and /vp/ quality as of recently.

>>5825894
No you don't let's be real here, you pay lip service to real games while in reality you'd rather frolick with gay elf

>>5825918
That's true. Stupid sexy elfs

>>5825918
Stop playing soi games shmup nigger

>>5825935
>Cody
Stop playing games soi style bmup nigger

>>5825938
>I can't control my soibrain not to use exploits.
>Mommy I have to use this safespot that causes the boss to threatless
Average shmup nigger

>>5825938
I put a bmup in your shmup, dawg.
Seriously how come nobody talks about this it's my favorite psykyo game.

>>5825950
>to be

>>5825951
Probably because it is 3D scares people off for some reason, I want SpikeOut though

>>5825950
>stop using the numerous exploits
>still left with a tight jeans punk faggot instead of based Mayor Mike Haggar

You might as well chop your dick off 2bh

>>5825951
No modern ports and emulates poorly, that's why. It is also pretty weird, doesn't play like either the typical shmup or bmup and does its own thing

>>5825976
t:skinny fat twink or lard ass
Jeans are pretty much always tight if you got muscles, do you even lift faggot?

>>5825990
Lmao jeans wearing vanity muscle faggot spotted. How's that erectile dysfunction treating you?

>>5826001
>If you do physical exercise you must be roiding
Do fat asses really?
Buahaha, I bet that office chair of yours is barely holding together from that fat blubber
One can only imagine the smell in that room.

>>5825986
It's weird but at least not mechanically broken like Sol Divide.

how do shmup fags continuously play shit such as this with the constant jap talking and screeching without muting the darn game?

>>5826027
>roid monkey's brain's so damaged by multiple strokes, fasting and dehydration that he can't finish a sentence
This is why you must always prioritize your health over attracting other homos

>>5826071
>Shmup trannies talking about health
Seriously how much soi does a person inject himself with to start liking this shit genre?

>>5826091
About equal to the amount of cum I pumped into your mom last night

>>5826069
I want this piece of shit only because it's the only CAVE game I haven't played. I just want to get this done with.

>>5826117
Schizo don't forget you don't have anything left between your legs.

Ikaruga is the best shmup because your ship is genderfluid and can transition at any time

>>5826146
That's literally Espgaluda

>>5826124
Soft mod a 360 and then just pirate the game even for the region locked games you can change the games region to regionfree

>>5826146
LMAO that's espgaluda though

Glad this genre is dead

>>5826157
really now really?

>>5826143
This is BR level banter, you're non-white aren't you

isnt the redhead twelve or some shit?

>>5826171
>This is BR level banter, you're non-white aren't you

>>5825341
those are zelda/jrpg fans though, 1 of them probably even has a triforce tattoo. materialistic bugmen dont give a fuck about collecting shit that wont give them normie cred why do you think they buy funco pops

>>5826172
probably, not all shmup fans are trannies, some are just child molestors

I 2cced that game (died on the final boss, was the first time I fought him) and it made me never want to play shmups again ever

>>5826190
>NOOO BROSSS NOOO I'M NOT A CHILD MOLESTER THEY ARE ALL 500 YEAR OLD ANCIENT BEINGS

>>5826178
What a surprise it's a monkey, repetitive low IQ posting is the only thing you're capable of. You're even too ashamed of yourself to admit your race directly lmao

>>5826204
im a jungle monkey nigger

>>5826204
>Standard fare mutt mumbo jumbo jargon
The memes really do write themselves

>>5826208
Don't forget to thank him for his service.

>>5826207
>One copy of KoF 2002 please

>>5825870
>I play beat em ups
cringe
monkey iq genre

>>5825337
The type that's cheap now but hipster will be paying hundreds for next year