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Welcome... To Donut Plains.

>> No.5770110
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5770110

based

>> No.5770142

>>5770108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbmRE59z-6c

>> No.5770298

why didn't nedry just get a cape and fly over the level to the boat dock?

>> No.5771469

>>5770298
Anyone want a soda lake or something

>> No.5771503

>>5770298
>>5771469
Ah ah ah, you didn't find the Top Secret Area

>> No.5771514

That's one big pile of shells

>> No.5772090

>welcome to dino-sour land
THIS ISN'T A GAME IT'S A GOD DAMN BOOK

DO YOU HAVE TO READ TO BEAT THE LEVELS?

>> No.5772170
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5772170

ready to see your first cloneasaurus billy?

>> No.5772248

>>5771469
>>5770298
DAMN IT
I'M SICK OF THIS HACKER CRAP

>> No.5772429
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5772429

Hold onto your Bing Bing Wahoos

>> No.5772474

Alejandro's, uh, prepared a delightful menu for us. Yoshian sea bass, I believe.

>> No.5772483

>dinosaur land
>like, 4 or 5 dinosaurs in the game, tops, with everything else being every day Mario fare

Did they make up the name Dinosaur Land for the English release or something cuz I smell bullshit.

>> No.5772489
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>>5772483
Consider that the Mushroom Kingdom had zero dinosaurs before Mario World. Jurassic Park also had only 12 dinosaurs, and you only see 7 of them in the movie, which is as many dinosaurs as there are in Dinosaur Land. I think Dinosaur Land is a pretty reasonable name.

>> No.5772505

>>5772483

I think it's native dinos + King Koopa soldiers.

>> No.5772506

>>5772489
>Yoshi
>Rex
>Reznor
>Dino Rino
>Dini Torch

Who are the other three? Surely you aren't counting Bowser, hes not a dinosaur now a Dinosaur Land Native.

Still, I think the game could have used more Dinos.

>> No.5772512

>>5772506
Blarggs (lava dinosaurs) and Eeries (scary dinosaurs). Game could've used more dinosaurs though, I agree.

>> No.5772710

>>5770108
>humans and dinosaurs coexist without major conflicts
Malcolm btfo

>> No.5772728

>>5771469
lol

>> No.5772741

>>5772710
The only dinosaur that doesn't want to kill Mario is the one Mario helped hatch.

>> No.5772778

>>5772474
It was Chili & Cheep cheeps.

>> No.5772779

>>5772489
Can't believe he killed Rex.

>> No.5772787

>>5772741
And he stood with him til the end.

>> No.5772791

>>5772483
They were inspired by Jurassic Park.

>> No.5772792

>>5770298
WALUIGI, WE GOT WALUIGI HERE

>> No.5772808

>>5772741
A dinosaur being tamed to the point of absolute loyalty also proves Malcolm wrong.

>> No.5772919
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5772919

>>5772483
>>like, 4 or 5 dinosaurs in the game, tops, with everything else being every day Mario fare
that seems fine to me, the game maintains a dinosaur theme while not being completely out of mario's usual fare with the war against Koopas.

>> No.5773080

Why was everything named after food in Dinosaur Land?

>> No.5773101

>>5773080
devs were hungry

>> No.5773605

>>5770142
Holy fucking shit it's a dinosaur

>> No.5773616

>>5773080
>everything
>Yoshi's Island
>Forest of Illusion
>Valley of Bowser

>> No.5773781

Now we wait for Cheese Bridge.

>> No.5773787
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5773787

>> No.5773793

>>5770142
kinda sounds like The Sims theme

>> No.5773803

>>5773787
Beeeeeeeow

>> No.5773810
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5773810

Welcome, to Yoshi's Island.

>> No.5773813

>>5773616
All of those things are food if you try hard enough.

>> No.5773978

>>5773813
I'll have an Illusion with some Star and Special, please.

>> No.5773982
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5773982

>Jurassic Park book came out in November 20, 1990
>Super Mario World came out in November 20, 1990
What did the Mario lore meant by this?

>> No.5774560
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5774560

>>5773982
they used a keyhole to get the author's work

>> No.5774598
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5774598

>hold on to your koopa shells

>> No.5776086
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5776086

>> No.5776089
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5776089

>> No.5776240

>>5773810
nigga it looks like you spared a lot of expense

>> No.5776274

>>5776240
not until you seen the Lost World.

>> No.5776291
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5776291

The Lost World.
with Vince Vaughn.

>> No.5776301
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5776301

Welcome to Chili & Sea Bass Park.

>> No.5776310

>>5776301
CHILI
AND
CHEEP CHEEPS.

>> No.5776367

GRANT!!!

>> No.5776515
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5776515

ITS A UNIX SYSTEM! I KNOW THIS!

>> No.5776528

>>5773605
omg man, wtf

>> No.5776535

hey who is this guy?

>> No.5776557

>>5776086
Why did Hammond add ghosts to the park?

>> No.5776558

>>5776557
liven it up

>> No.5776585

>>5776535
Who's that green guy.

>> No.5776593

>>5776585
i never watched jurassic park

>> No.5776687

>>5776593
its kinda dogshit anyway

>> No.5777883
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5777883

Dennis, our lives are in your hands, and you have butter bridges?

>> No.5777891

>>5770108
duh nuh nuhhhhh nuhhhhh nuh, duh nuh nuhhhhh nuhhhhh nuh, duh nuh nuhhhhhhhh nuhhhhhhhhh nuhhhhhhhhh nuhhhhhhhhh

>> No.5778153
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5778153

>>5776585
Ha, you mean the king of second bananas?

>> No.5778163

>>5772919
Dinosaur themed in what way?
It had a handful of Dinos, but everything else about the game was very standard Mario.

>> No.5778214

>>5778163
You said it, it had dinos. The other anon also already said the game balances out by still being "standard Mario", by not overriding the game with dinos I guess.

>> No.5778273
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>>5778214

>> No.5778451
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5778451

>> No.5778452
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5778452

welcome to dinosaur land

>> No.5778456
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5778456

now we wait for a Super Mario World + Jurassic Park ROM Hack.

>> No.5778602
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5778602

>>5778452
Is this from Yoshi's Safari?

>> No.5778628

>>5778602
No, it's from a Land before Time.

>> No.5778661

was it "Land Before Time" or "The Land That Time Forgot"?

>> No.5778678

>>5776301
I'm pretty sure it's Chilean Sea Bass, but that gave me a chuckle.

>> No.5778690

>>5778678
/tv/ told me it was chili and sea bass.

>> No.5778715
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5778715

it was the giant raptor foot

>> No.5778723

>>5778715
What was that anyway

>> No.5778787

>>5778723
god's plan

>> No.5778791
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5778791

Welcome to Ice Cream Island. Oh, we also have dinosaurs or something.

>> No.5778795

>>5778723
I always thought it was a massive tree trunk.

>> No.5778975

comfy thread, thanks anons

>> No.5779043

CHILI
AND
SEA BASS

>> No.5779048

>>5779043
with cha-ka

>> No.5779050
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5779050

Welcome to Mr. Hammond's Famous Ice Cream and Dinos

>> No.5779056
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5779056

Direction signs whose arrows rotate? Of course not, Dr. Grant. Why would we install such a thing? Why, they could get spun around and point any man in a hurry in the totally wrong direction from where he needs to go. We spared no expense, and that includes proper screws for our road signs. Why, we could just use key holes to get around instead.

>> No.5779061

>>5776515
A Unix system? Of course not! We use an intuitive modern interface built for speed and efficiency, not silly gimmickry.

>> No.5779063

>>5772248
I'M SICK OF THIS TUBULAR CRAP

>> No.5779064

>>5776515
Post Halloween world now.

>> No.5779085

>>5779064
which one

>> No.5779086
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5779086

Chocolate secret.

>> No.5779093

>>5779086
Spared no expense

>> No.5779308

What've they got in there, Donkey Kong?

>> No.5779404

They're meming in herds. They do meme in herds.

>> No.5779875
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5779875

>>5779404
they do move in heards

>> No.5779884

>>5779875
should've said they're uh they're flocking this way

>> No.5779890

>>5779884
evading a predator

>> No.5779919
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>>5779884
I spared no expense on your ice cream so you can pretend I said assess instead of access, thank you very much.

>> No.5780021
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5780021

>>5778715

>> No.5780042

>>5780021
STEVEN SPIEL NIGGA DOES IT AGAIN

>> No.5780046
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5780046

With Murasaki.

>> No.5781021

>>5780021
Why

>> No.5781313
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5781313

>>5781021
animatronics > cgi

>> No.5781518

>>5772808
that's chaos theory

>> No.5781536 [DELETED] 

huh huh
*crunch crunch crunch crunch*

>> No.5781539

>>5778723
an epic post

>> No.5781554 [DELETED] 
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>>5781536
Aw dude 4 strength 4 stam leather belt? AHHH! Level 18? OUUUGH HUUUUGH!

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>>5781554
Alright stop, collaborate and LUL LUL
Ice is back with a brand new LUL LUL LUL LUL
Something grabs a hold of me tightly I GOT THIS KIDS CREDIT CARD INFO LUL LUL LUL LUL
Can't stop yo, I don't know LUL LUL
The lights and I'll glow LUL LUL LUL
The extreme, I rock a mic like a LUL LUL
Up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
LUL go to the speaker that booms LUL LUL LUL
Your brain like a poisonous LUL, LUL LUL
When I play a dope melody LUL LUL LUL
Less than the best I GOT THIS KIDS LUL
Or leave it LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL I GOT THIS KIDS LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL I GOT THIS KID-LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL

>> No.5781678 [DELETED] 

I've got balls of steel.

>> No.5781698 [DELETED] 

I'm totally unappreciated in my time.

>> No.5781710 [DELETED] 

You know anybody who can network eight connection machines and debug two million lines of code for what I bid for this job? 'Cause if he can I'd love to see him try.

>> No.5782036
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>>5780046

>> No.5782039

>>5781536
GRANT!!

>> No.5782043

>>5776291
Hey, that was cash money baby.

>> No.5782072 [DELETED] 

>>5776593
Could be much better if you read it.
>>5782039
THE DOOR LOCKS!

>> No.5782089

the fucj is this meme ass thread

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_bE3PCRHq-A

>> No.5782092 [DELETED] 

Anybody want a soda or something?

>> No.5782098 [DELETED] 

I'm going up to the machine. I'd thought I'd get somebody something. I've had only sweets and I'm gonna get something salty... Oh! I uh, finished debugging the phones. I was going to, uh, so I did. So I debugged the phones. And I thought maybe I should tell you that the system is going to be, um... uh... compiling for eighteen to twenty minutes. So some of the minor systems, they may go on or off for a while, but it's nothing to worry about, it's just a simple thing.

>> No.5782110

>>5782089
Whether it's rain or shine I know I'll be fine for now. MY LOVE'S GONE, MY LOVE'S GOOONNNEE, MY LOOOOVEE'S GOOOOONNE

>> No.5782112 [DELETED] 

Um. That's odd. I can't get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry.

>> No.5782120 [DELETED] 

Theoretically yes, but we've never shut down the entire system before. It may not come back on at all!

>> No.5782127 [DELETED] 

>>5776367
>>5782039
I know where you live, I swear! I'm gonna eat your children.

>> No.5782130 [DELETED] 

huh huh
*crunch crunch crunch crunch*

>> No.5782167

>>5782120
it could've been worse john

>> No.5782171

>>5782127
Um. That's odd.

>> No.5782174
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5782174

Welcome, to ghost house

>> No.5782181
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5782181

GRANT

>> No.5782190

>>5773787
>>5774560
ELLIE BOOT UP THE DOOR LOCKS

>> No.5782246

>>5776558
you mean deaden it up?

>> No.5782302

We've clocked the Clown Car at 35mph.

>> No.5782327
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5782327

>>5772741
it was chaos theory

>> No.5782343

ChäoS;HEAd

>> No.5782932 [DELETED] 

Hold onto your butts.

>> No.5783043 [DELETED] 

I'm Maverick.

>> No.5783045 [DELETED] 

Who's Maverick?

>> No.5783056 [DELETED] 

That's classified.

>> No.5783062 [DELETED] 

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>> No.5783069
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>>5782932

>> No.5783142

>>5783056
bullshit

>> No.5783163

>>5781518
which one

>> No.5783307 [DELETED] 

Sounds just like Joe!

>> No.5783312 [DELETED] 

Leather belt? Leather belt? Leather belt? Leather belt?

>> No.5783376
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5783376

hope you didn't mess this up

>> No.5783445
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5783445

with Trent Reznor

>> No.5783478

>>5782092
I want a Soda Lake please

>> No.5783487
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5783487

THERE'S PIG EVERYWHERE

>> No.5783502

>>5783487
tront?

>> No.5783509
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5783509

>>5783502
To Grant Park.

>> No.5783528
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5783528

meanwhile, up above Dinosaur Adventure Land

>> No.5783539

>>5783528
JANE STOP THIS CRAZY THING

>> No.5783575 [DELETED] 

I suck balls.

>> No.5783578 [DELETED] 

I suck balls all day just because I like it so much.

>> No.5783585 [DELETED] 

I fuck man ass.

>> No.5783589 [DELETED] 

I fuck man ass?

>> No.5783594 [DELETED] 

I know, I tried!

>> No.5783597 [DELETED] 

You have to get really deep.

>> No.5783601
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5783601

back in Super Mario World.

>> No.5783608
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5783608

as the adventure continues

>> No.5783616
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5783616

of course we put GPS tags on our dinosaurs, how else would we be able to track them?

>> No.5783625
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>>5782302
Just to let you know Dr. Mario, once the clown car leaves the visitor’s center the doors will lock from the outside and you will not be able to open them. You see, you will be on an automated tour and there will be no reason for you to leave the vehicle, aside from a pre-programmed rest area break after the Rex paddock. This is also for your safety as the vehicle will come within only a few feet of our electric fences which deliver enough voltage to drop an elephant on contact.

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5783628

You have to get really deep.

>> No.5783634 [DELETED] 

That'd be fuckin' hot.

>> No.5783635
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5783635

Welcome, to Silent Hill.

>> No.5783636 [DELETED] 

Dude I could do this all day.

>> No.5783637 [DELETED] 

huh huh
*crunch crunch crunch crunch*
*smack smack*

>> No.5783638 [DELETED] 

What I usually do on my rogue is deadly and uhh crippling or mind numbing-crippling.

>> No.5783641 [DELETED] 

huh huh
*crunch crunch crunch crunch*

>> No.5783643 [DELETED] 

OH MY GOD this guy has a macro when he LANDS off of a fuckin' flight like a griffin he yells hello everyone I am here and uhhhh 'cause I've seen him do this like 4 times and then he greets everyone warmly. Hoh my god.

>> No.5783646
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5783646

bet you guys never used the secret short cut

>> No.5783647 [DELETED] 

OH MY GOD

>> No.5783653 [DELETED] 

Guess who just sent me the intel. (who?) the guy who used to have the druid

>> No.5783657 [DELETED] 

he's a 17 druid now

>> No.5783659

This is one of the greatest threads I've ever seen on this board, thank you anons

>> No.5783663
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5783663

the door locks ELLIE BOOT UP THE DOOR LOCKS

>> No.5783668

LUIGI BOOT UP THE DOOR LOCKS

>> No.5783672
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5783672

Welcome, to Chocobo Ranch.

>> No.5783680 [DELETED] 

I wanna know are you the man or are you a fucking piece of shit, no good motherfucker?

>> No.5783682 [DELETED] 

Fuck you piece of shit!

>> No.5783684

>173 posts
>45 posters
this is like 1 guy doing this and everyone else being like wtf

>> No.5783689

>>5783684
Spared no expense.

>> No.5783691

>>5783635
>we made the mannequins sexless so they can't be raped
>well, pyramid head, uh, finds a way

>> No.5783693
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5783693

Super Jurassic Park, a SMW ROM Hack.

>> No.5783695 [DELETED] 
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5783695

You suck Hulk Hogan dick and you fucking suck Hulk Hogan ass!

>> No.5783697 [DELETED] 

I love Hulk Hogan dick!

>> No.5783707 [DELETED] 

He's a liar! He's a son of a bitch!

>> No.5783714 [DELETED] 

LAWL LAWL I GOT THIS KIDS CREDIT CARD INFO N SHIT LUL

>> No.5783717 [DELETED] 

GOT HIS IP CHECKIN' ALL THE SHIT IN HIS COMP

>> No.5783721 [DELETED] 

I GOT THIS KIDS SHIT
I GOT THIS KIDS LUL

>> No.5783724 [DELETED] 

I GOT THIS KIDS CREDIT CARD INFO N SHIT LUL LUL LUL LUL

>> No.5783732 [DELETED] 

He rolled down his window and he started to say "I GOT THIS KIDS CREDIT CARD INFO N SHIT".

>> No.5783738 [DELETED] 

Aw dude 4 strength, 4 stam leather belt? AHH!

>> No.5783747

>>5783601
Spritework on that dino is sick

>> No.5783750 [DELETED] 

Excuse me, who the heck is this?

>> No.5783751 [DELETED] 
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5783751

I've got balls of steel.

>> No.5783754 [DELETED] 

"balls of steel" what is that? hello?

>> No.5783759 [DELETED] 

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.

>> No.5783769 [DELETED] 

ok get off the ser- get off vent or I'll have you bent

>> No.5783774
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5783774

why do the blocks look weird here

>> No.5783781

>>5783774
they're frosty

>> No.5783869 [DELETED] 

Eat shit and die.

>> No.5783896 [DELETED] 

It has to be.

>> No.5784572
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5784572

Look! Mario! Mario! We've got Mario here!
See? Nobody cares. Nice hat.

>> No.5784789

Only good thread on /vr/ right now.

>> No.5785012
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5785012

with ten mario coins

>> No.5785308 [DELETED] 

Aha ha ha ha ha! you think that's fuckin' funny!? do you fuckin' think I'm fuckin' laughing!?

>> No.5785482
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5785482

>> No.5785751
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5785751

Welcome, to Donkey Kong Country.

>> No.5785754

>>5773803
underrated

>> No.5785764
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>>5776585
it's croc

>> No.5785827
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5785827

welcome to the apocalypse

>> No.5785921

>>5773080
Dinosaurs eat food

>> No.5785924

>>5773787
>Everytime Mario finds a secret evil he creates a key shaped black hole that swallows the previous universe up and transports him to a parallel one

>> No.5785926

>>5785924
Why didn't Mario just use keyhole blackholes to go through PU's in SM64?

>> No.5786143
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5786143

with turning girls

>> No.5786150

>>5785921
For you

>> No.5786151
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5786151

Hey y'all what's the problem is it me because I'm not solved I'm bored

>> No.5786162

>>5786151
Boredom's got a new best friend.

>> No.5786163
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5786163

BOOOREEDOOOMM GOOOTTT A NNEEEEEWWW BEEEESSSTTT FRIIEEEENNNNDDD

>> No.5786170

what's happening in this thread? It's like I'm reading some Zoomer twitch chat.

>> No.5786175

>>5786170
>Zoomer
Get out underage newfag.

>> No.5786181
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5786181

>>5785751
BOOM

>> No.5786187
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5786187

>>5786170
you have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wakeup

>> No.5786198
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5786198

and meanwhile back in the vanilla dome

>> No.5786208
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>>5785482

>> No.5786214

Cause boredom's got a new best.

>> No.5786229

Head On Apply directly to the forehead
Head On Apply directly to the forehead
Head On Apply directly to the forehead

>> No.5786234

*fap noises*
FUCK OFF DUDE!

>> No.5786245

>>5786198
Tasty Vanilla.

>> No.5786280 [DELETED] 

I GOT A RING IN 'ERE LAST NIGHT

>> No.5786301 [DELETED] 

>>5781554
Wow, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

>> No.5786303 [DELETED] 

Fuck the Ted DiBiase!

>> No.5786309 [DELETED] 

Ok who? Who joined my thread? I came in here to be alone

>> No.5786318 [DELETED] 

Please! Goddamn it! I hate this hacker crap!

>> No.5786329 [DELETED] 

hey daralon my mom she got me this new game well it was on a yard sale it sucks I was gonna try playing it but it's uhh 2 things monthly tfth fee and it's an expansion so I need to get the first game

>> No.5786330 [DELETED] 

>>5786329
what game was it?

>> No.5786335 [DELETED] 
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>>5786330
EverQuest II.

>> No.5786336 [DELETED] 

>>5786335
ohhh that game sucks dick!

>> No.5786339 [DELETED] 

DUDE! you should've SEEN awawis? we were on our rogues I went on my druid? we were trying the cathedral expo I'm like I won't kill you I get up in fucking 2 seconds rape the shit out of protems... who was it? I forget his name though

>> No.5786346

Costco Guac?
IT'S FUCKIN DANK

>> No.5786348 [DELETED] 

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and I can't control my horny level.

>> No.5786350 [DELETED] 

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and I like soft sensual kissing. I like to make love.

>> No.5786357 [DELETED] 

Hello again, I'm Rodney Reynolds and welcome to another video review.

>> No.5786358 [DELETED] 

Designing a hard drive with a window is not as easy as you might think.

>> No.5786397
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5786397

Welcome, to Twin Peaks.

>> No.5786443
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5786443

Welcome to Adventure Island 2

>> No.5786626

nothing in this thread was funny

>> No.5786938 [DELETED] 

Bueller?

>> No.5787074 [DELETED] 

HAWESOME!

>> No.5787084 [DELETED] 

NOOO! NO CLASSIFIED

>> No.5787086 [DELETED] 

>>5787084
Yes sir.

>> No.5787091 [DELETED] 

>>5787086
YES SIR?? DO I SOUND LIKE A MAN? HA HA HA HA WE DO NOT HAVE "SIR" PARTS

>> No.5787094 [DELETED] 

Oh I don't know.

>> No.5787096 [DELETED] 

>>5787094
WHO ARE YOU... BESIDES MAVERICK? AND AH NO CLASSIFIED!

>> No.5787105 [DELETED] 

You always get what you want?

>> No.5787107 [DELETED] 

>>5787105
MOST OF THE TIME YEAH! ACTUALLY... I DO! 'CAUSE THERE'S NOT A WHOLE LOT THAT I WANT

>> No.5787110 [DELETED] 

No, I think I can figure that one out on my own.

>> No.5787119 [DELETED] 

>>5787110
WHO ARE YOU, SERIOUSLY? I DON'T LIKE STRANGERS. I REALLY DON'T EITHER

>> No.5787121 [DELETED] 

I'm Maverick.

>> No.5787125 [DELETED] 

We're gonna have a good time.

>> No.5787126 [DELETED] 

>>5787125
NO WE'RE NOT NO WE'RE NOT

>> No.5787129 [DELETED] 

Bullshit.

>> No.5787150 [DELETED] 
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5787150

MAVERICK WAS THE GIVE-AWAY ANYWAYS, BUT YOU KNOW... I'M NOT... I'M NOT GOOSE

>> No.5787153 [DELETED] 

Get out of here!

>> No.5787157 [DELETED] 

>>5787153
I'M NOT GOOSE!

>> No.5787159 [DELETED] 

Bullshit.

>> No.5787161 [DELETED] 

Yes sir.

>> No.5787162 [DELETED] 

>>5787161
I'M NOT A SIR!

>> No.5787163 [DELETED] 

Yes sir!

>> No.5787172 [DELETED] 
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HE'S LOOPING HE'S NOT EVEN TALKING THAT'S NOT HIS VOICE THAT'S TOM CRUISE'S VOICE.

>> No.5787174 [DELETED] 

Get out of here!

>> No.5787181 [DELETED] 

HE'S PLAYIN' SOUND BYTES HE IS PLAYING SOUND BYTES I (Seems to me you got it all figured out.) KNOW THE MOVIE

>> No.5787182

>>5773080
dragonball was mega popular

>> No.5787185 [DELETED] 

THAT'S VERY NICE AND PLEASANT THAT AAAAH YOU GOT THE INFORMATION FOR THE SERVER, APPARENTLY FROM SOMEONE IN TMG. THAT MUCH I CAN FIGURE OUT. YEAH.

>> No.5787187 [DELETED] 

That's classified.

>> No.5787190 [DELETED] 

AND YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE PISSED BECAUSE WE'RE NOT MERGING

>> No.5787191 [DELETED] 

Seems to me you've got it all figured out.

>> No.5787192 [DELETED] 

AND THIS IS THE TYPE OF BEHAVIOR THAT'S PART OF THE REASON WE'RE NOT

>> No.5787195 [DELETED] 

Bullshit.

>> No.5787201 [DELETED] 

LET'S SEE YOU WOULD EITHER BE- CHAD OR JORDAN

>> No.5787202 [DELETED] 

CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD

>> No.5787204 [DELETED] 

KIMBA YOUR VOICE SOUNDS REALLY CUTE WHEN YOU'RE BEING MOCKED (CHAD) BY A FAG

>> No.5787213 [DELETED] 

OK, WHY IS THE ENTIRE CAST OF TOP GUN IN HERE?

>> No.5787216 [DELETED] 

Seems to me you've got it all figured out.

>> No.5787218 [DELETED] 

>>5787216
SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE A FUCKIN' PUSSY

>> No.5787220 [DELETED] 

Bullshit.

>> No.5787224 [DELETED] 

DROPPED YOUR PANTS

>> No.5787225 [DELETED] 

YOU MIGHT WANNA GET CLOSE TO ME AT THIS POINT

>> No.5787229 [DELETED] 

YOU WATCH IT SAY YOU MIGHT WANNA GET CLOSE TO ME AT THIS POINT DROP YOUR PANTS

>> No.5787231 [DELETED] 

I CAN JUST SEE IT COMIN'

>> No.5787235 [DELETED] 

YOU MIGHT WANNA GET CLOSE TO ME AT THIS POINT DROPPED YOUR PANTS

>> No.5787239 [DELETED] 

YEAH, I GOTTA FART

>> No.5787243 [DELETED] 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.5787245 [DELETED] 

YOU MIGHT WANNA GET CLOSE TO ME AT THIS POINT YEAH, I GOTTA FART

>> No.5787247 [DELETED] 

YOU MIGHT WANNA GET CLOSE TO ME AT THIS POINT DROPPED YOUR PANTS I GOT A RING IN 'ERE LAST NIGHT

>> No.5787249 [DELETED] 

DROPPED YOUR PANTS I'M GOIN' UP IN HERE I REALLY ENJOYED THAT

>> No.5787252 [DELETED] 

you guys should be on vent more and then I would come in here 'cause whenever I come in here

>> No.5787287

>>5786626
It's, it's a series of tubes

>> No.5787316 [DELETED] 

WHAT'S THIS GREEN BEAM DO, HUH?

>> No.5787319 [DELETED] 

AWESOME

>> No.5787323 [DELETED] 

HAWESOME

>> No.5787330 [DELETED] 

HEY IF EVERYTHING GOES OKAY, I'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND 4 O'CLOCK 4 O'CLOCK 4 O'CLOCK 4 O'CLOCK 4 O'CLOCK 4 O'CLOCK 4 O'CLOCK

>> No.5787358 [DELETED] 

This time, things will be different. This time, I like rape!

>> No.5787365 [DELETED] 

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing another story on adults who try to meet kids on the internet for sex.

>> No.5787370 [DELETED] 

I do think you're damn sexy and was wanting to know if you have ever had sex.

>> No.5787378 [DELETED] 

ffff you know don't don't don't go there don't go there I get that shit from telemarketers DO NOT go there "HELLO IS THIS THE... IS THIS THE... OWNER OF THE HOUSE? THE MAN OF THE HOUSE?" It's like "no" "IS THIS HIS WIFE?" part of me at that point just wants to say fuck you! heh

>> No.5787382 [DELETED] 

>>5787378
That's terribly sexy.

>> No.5787385 [DELETED] 

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing another story on adults who try to meet kids on the internet for sex and I can't control my horny level.

>> No.5787396 [DELETED] 

huh huh
*crunch crunch crunch crunch*

>> No.5787436 [DELETED] 

GRANT!

>> No.5787440 [DELETED] 

huh huh
*crunch crunch crunch crunch*

>> No.5787443 [DELETED] 

huh huh
*crunch crunch
crunch crunch*
*smack
smack*

>> No.5787494 [DELETED] 

Touchan mo jiichan mo baachan mo takashi kun mo mandoriru no. Bu-to kyanpu ni iku no nara, mame kue! Mame! Morimori karada ga tsukurareru! Souzetsu na iroke. Mame wa hatake no oniku nari.

>> No.5787502
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>> No.5787878

Hayate yonniii Xabunguru Xabunguru

>> No.5787964 [DELETED] 

Stop whining!

>> No.5787965 [DELETED] 

Come on, don't bullshit me.

>> No.5788073 [DELETED] 

I've got balls of steel. STEEL, STEEL, STEEL.

>> No.5788548

>>5785827
What's this from?

>> No.5788575 [DELETED] 

Teleportation. What can you tell us?

>> No.5788609
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5788609

how do these even work

>> No.5788806

Is this the schizo thread?

>> No.5788810

>>5788806
yes. there was one on tv today too with a very similar op

>> No.5788862 [DELETED] 

What are you afraid of?

>> No.5788867 [DELETED] 

I'M BACK AND ALL I CAN SAY IS BALTIMORE ORIOLES NUMBER ONE

>> No.5788868 [DELETED] 

I pity you.

>> No.5788869 [DELETED] 

I LOVE NSYNC

>> No.5788872 [DELETED] 

I CARRIED AN M-16 AND I CARRIED AN M-16 AND I CARRIED AN M-16 AND I CARRIED AN M-16 AND I CARRIED AN M-16 AND I CARRIED AN M-16

>> No.5788916

>>5788609
You get a powerup if you bump three aligned blocks in the right order.
The first block to hit is always above the last block containing the powerup.

>> No.5788981

>>5788806
Not sure why mods are allowing this shit, theres nothing being discussed. Something just like this happened a few months ago.

>> No.5789306

>>5788981
I guess we could report the thread as off topic or poor quality, but I'm not fucking reporting each individual one of the 300 junk posts. At least it'll either hit bump limit or time out eventually. The mods are doing an atrociously bad job with this board over the last year or so.

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Welcome Home.

>> No.5789472

>>5789306
I just wanted to wanted to make a Jurassic Park SMW crossover and I don't know why all of a sudden some faggot had to fill the thread with ventrilo harassment quotes. This really pisses me off.

>> No.5789656

>>5781536
Costco Guac?

>> No.5789748 [DELETED] 

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT