/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5739015
Labyrinthe

die by the sword

>>5739027

>>5739015
Mine is 1983's Spelunker for NES.

>>5739015
Fallout 4
Dungeon Siege 3
Goldeneye 64 (not even baiting here, played it for the first time like 2 years ago, it has aged like milk)

>>5739116
>aged
>>>/v/

>>5739158
t. coping boomer

Awesome Oppossum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt

>>5739015
Sword of Sodan or ET.

>>5739015
Wayne’s world snes. Don’t like it at all

Pariah on PC/Xbox. Not retro though

>>5739116
Wow you must have not played many bad games then

I present the worst SNES game.

NES X-Men and NES Superman

>>5739483
Looks neat enough.

>>5739015
Lands of Lore was pretty bad.

>>5739015
Dink Smallwood

>>5739015
The shittiest /vr/ game I've played yet.

>>5739560
you played a small quantity of games obviously. It's a decent shooter.

X Bladez Inline Skate for GBA
Not /vr/ but bad enough where it looks, sounds, and plays like shovelware from 2 generations earlier

>>5739568
Not with those hitboxes it isn't.

>>5739531
It looks cool in screenshots, and the pseudo-3D map exploration is neat. The game itself isn't fun though.

The moment I realize a game is bad I instantly drop it, no way in hell would I keep playing it to see how bad it was

So I dunno

>>5739043
I thought that game was neat? What are its problems?

>>5739553
Dink is shit, but it has that extreme cheap game charm desu. Its fun for one playthrough.
Alos it has a phenomenal final boss battle. Better dev kill than Doom 2.
https://youtu.be/9Cdw6ckqvZ0

>>5739551
Unless you're talking about 3, shut your mouth

>>5739553
eat shit and die that game is peak jank comfy

>>5739015
By far the most unplayable crap I've experienced.

Not retro but morrowind
I could write a dissertation on how ingeniously broken and ill-conceived it's mechanics and design choices are

>>5739661
Other than the voice acting it was shit. The warrior is actually the best mage because strangely STR determines the damage for your spells. The puzzles are just annoying time wasters. That fucking ghost tower was a obvious huge programming mistake . Backtracking everywhere to progress plot. It sucks ass.

You're full-retard if you even liked it.

That redneck doom clone game or metal gear solid. After all these years of people saying how cinematic and le epic MGS is I actually played it and just lol

>>5739015
Gex 64 was pretty bad.

>>5739015
any jrpg

>>5739476
True, I usually know if a game is bad in advance. I really don't understand people who don't. Could AC or Watch Dogs players really not smell it?

>>5739716
Kys

Anything other than a simulator or a JRPG. Real time games are absolute trash, and should be considered a separate medium. For the same reason you would consider Mulholland Drive or Moolaadé a film, and *insert literally any superhero/fantasy/sci-fi garbage* a movie.

>>5739483
Fuck off, this was kino.

>>5739716
>I could write a dissertation on how ingeniously broken and ill-conceived it's mechanics and design choices are
Please give us a brief summary of what your problems with the game are
Hardmode: No MISS MISS MISS memes.

>>5739716
kys faggot. You are easily the biggest piece of shit on this board right now.

>>5739015
Miltons Secret Castle on NES.

>>5739114
Ah man, you sure you gave it a fair chance? It's actually a lot of fun once you learn the rules and physics of the game. It's not for everyone but has that deliberate platform appeal similar to donkey Kong or Mario bros arcade.

>>5739015
Story ok
Graphics really really nice
But the gameplay is a piece of shit, and the menus are just a fucking nightmare, I still don't get why this game gets so much praise.

>>5741025
Agreed. If you play for more than 30 minutes you see how terrible it ble this is. On a 5 min per game emulator binge most people miss just how shit this is.

>>5741054
AVGN made a video about it

Dark souls 2
Its ok in pvp but in pve its just a piece of hot garbage

>>5739560
It's weird but very nostalgic for me. I could never get past the first level lmao, I didn't know you had to smack the guy to continue

>>5739015
The Rocketeer on SNES.

>>5739116
>Fallout 4

you could have said 76.

DS3 is okayish. GE 64 is rather good.

I'm a Metal Gear fan so:
the worst /vr/ is Metal Gear for NES;
the worst /v/ is Metal Gear Portable Ops.

>>5739716
Try Open Morrowind (OMW, open microwave), it fixes a lot of the frustrations I had with the game.

>>5741054
I was given the game years ago and for some reason never got rid of it despite how I hate it and never play it.

>>5739015
absolute and total trash

>>5739209
>boomer not a compliment on /vr/
>>>/v/

Shmups they are fucking garbage.

>>5739483
This would be up there, everything about it is cool enough with the exception of it being unplayable

>>5739015
Hell Shooter
It's on steam, look it up. I mean apart from straight up shovelware like the Shark Tales video game that I played as a kid.

As for retro games, probably Nam or World War 2 for the Build engine. Both are terrible.

>>5741419
Also Rugrats in Paris: The Game was fucking awful. Again, more shovelware. I played a lot of shovelware as a little kid.

>>5739015
The Atari, NES, PS1 and DOS libraries are just chucked to the brim with shit shovelware barely functioning “””games”””. Basically just take your pick.

>>5741043
Because youre dumb as fuck and can't into getting good at it

Once you understand the rules and mechanics of vagrant story its probably the best PSX title there is.

Top Banana on the Amiga, but it's kind of cheating as it comes across as a game that was intended to be bad...

>>5739015

This pos right here.

>>5739015
You know those rom packs with like over 30k ROMs on it from every system. Select a game at random from it and more than 9 times out of 10 it would be a contender for absolute worst game ever.

>>5741470
No, it's not, mediocre at best

maybe x men for nes. i’m pretty sure i haven’t experienced anything worse. oh and bubsy 3d either ties or gets second but 3d was new enough it held my interest for one day. i think x men only lasted 30-40 minutes tops.

>>5739015
This is a toss up between Lost World/Another World and that Starfox Adventures thing on the Gamecube.
Not sure which was a shittier experience. But by gum are they shite.

>>5739015
Ultraman on SNES. I rented it and couldn't even beat the first enemy. I think you probably had to do some specific move but it was a rental, no guide. I was stuck trying everything all weekend. Waste of a rent.

Terminator 2 for the SNES. Not the arcade shooter but the plat-former where the Arnold looks like Hank Hill and has the terrible motorcycle level with the god awful controls. Luckily I only rented it but man was I disappointed that such a great movie had such a terrible game based off it. Honestly I don't think there has ever been a good terminator game. The Arcade shooter was a really bad quarter muncher. I always stayed away from it.

Not an old game, but the new Thief from a couple of years ago. Got done with playing MGSV and wanted to play something stealthy. Heard about the praises of the original and hoped that the reboot would be somewhat good.
>It wasn't
>Biggest waste of money I ever spent and it was 2 dollars

>>5739483
I had the sequel to this game, Dragon View; it was just mediocre.

>>5743014
Try Mark of the Ninja.

>>5739560
d-delet this

>>5739015
Most pain comes from wasted potential

>>5739015
FF8

>>5739015
clayfighter 63 and a third was pretty terrible

>>5742337
My god, that was my favorite game on SNES.