/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5686050
You spelled GB wrong

>>5686072
Honestly I could see myself using this as a kid

>>5686072

>Source Pak

Is that the term for Paks that were not Game Paks?

>>5686050

First game with rape, human sacrifice, and genocide in it?

>>5686735
Didn't even notice that, kinda cool

>>5686050

>>5686793

>>5686050
Microsoft 3.1 games for Game Boy Color

>>5686803

>>5686803
>>5686804
That's rad as fuck anon

>>5686050
>Indoctrinate your children from a young age with a handheld digital neo-Talmud.

Great idea!

>>5686072
>A spell checker as slow as entering your initials for a high score

>>5686843
Better than have them growing up to be pillow-fucking virgin weeabos though...

>>5686863
shhh, don't disturb them, they might reproduce

>>5686852
>& calculator

>>5686876
oh yeah, nearly forgot

>>5686863
More often than not, one leads to the other.

james is a pretty gay name for a king

>>5686785
don't forget incest child erotica with Lott

I picked up a copy of this at a pawn shop for $5.

>>5686050
I have this. It would have been useful if you wanted an electronic Bible pre smartphone days. Has a few crappy games on it too. I need niv version of this (price lmao) and super Noah's ark and I have all retro wisdom tree games. I collected them since it's kind of an interesting footnote in nes history.

>>5686863
turbospergs like CWC grew up in religious, oppressive households.

>>5686785
Definitely not, but certainly the first to out the synagogue of satan as snakes and vipers

>>5687350
>grandma made us go to church and wear a suit on Sunday morning I'm oppressed
I smell the s.o.y. from here

>>5686793
>>5686794
Rockstar also published an Evel Knievel game for GBC. Their fledgling days were so cute.

>>5687421
DAE onions is le bad? I sure love pseudoscience because it makes me feel good about myself!

>>5687421
>wearing suits when going to church.
was this a southern thing because i live in jersey and the only times i ever wore a suit in church was my first communion.

>>5686871
Jesus didn't reproduce
checkmate incels

>>5686050
>King James
Disgusting.

>>5688082
>reading any other translation
not retro

>>5687421
go back to /v/

>>5687956
In the 50s, sure. It was your "Sunday Best" after all. In the 90s in the south at rural fundamentalist churches I attended khaki's and polos were the norm for men except for the preacher.

>>5687421
You've never attended a fundamentalist church have you?

can we go back to posting weird game boy shit?

>>5688187
There's the sewing machine and also the depth finder.

>>5688093
Ahem

>>5686940
What a rip off

>>5687421
>"I smell the s.o.y. from here"
shut the fuck up fat nerd

>>5688079
He probably did tho, checkmate catholics

Man this thread looked interesting, shame you guys drove it into the ground

>>5688746
Its what we do

Game Boy had online gaming, albeit only in Japan and via mobile networks.

>>5686050

>>5686785
>>5686843
>>5687350

>>5689516
fine, keep believing in your magical sky faeries

>>5689352
And this worked on GBA too.

>>5689531

>>5689538
Narnia ain't real dude

>>5689541

>Thread gets back on track
>You retards derail it with arguments over religion again

>>5686050
I WANNA BE SEDATED WITH A GAME BOY

>>5689531
>>5689541
Anyone arguing religion on a fucking old video game board really should hang themselves.
Go shit up /b/ with this tired crap retard. I hope hell is real so you go there faggot.

>>5689352
>cool early mobile internet stuff
It's always japan, why does it have to be japan. I unironically get jealous about satellaview and the like, even though I know they don't work anymore.

>>5686843
The Talmud came AFTER the Bible retard

>>5686925
He was bisexual

>>5688187
I WANNA BE SEDATED BY A GAMEBOY!!!

>>5690451
When I was in high school back in the mid-00s, cell phones were still a novelty that only rich kids had. Apparently, they were pretty widespread among Japanese high school kids as early as the late 90s.

>>5688569
>pingis

>>5690451
Sure, none of it really works anymore, but the good thing about Nintendo is that there's always a dedicated group of people restoring services. Pretty sure there are plenty of Satellaview ROMs and restoration groups for the mobile adapter.

>>5689930
>thinking I'm being series using circa 2012 reddit-tier atheist arguments

>>5689930
>thinking I'm being serious using circa 2011 reddit-tier atheist arguments

>>5689352
was it fun

>>5686072
>bragging about the number of words in the dictionary

>>5686843
>that pic
You could say they put the loli in glossolalia

>>5686785
>>5686930

IT'S ALL ABOUT INTERPRETATION!!!!!! THE BIBLE IS ACTUALLY STRONGLY AGAINST ALL THOSE THINGS!!!!! JESUS SAID NOT TO JUDGE!!!!!

>>5691138
Cell phones and other communication devices weren't really the expense back then, it was always the network connection that made you pay out the ass. Japan is pretty compact and could afford to cover more of themselves with less equipment compared to the US, which has pretty massive stretches of sparsely populated land. It's the same sort of struggle why the US's internet infrastructure is still so bad outside of major cities.

>>5686843
1 Thessalnoians
"the Jews, who killed Christ, are the enemies of the entire human race"
I guess the bible really is a book made by JEws to control people.

>>5697149
And here I thought the Romans killed Jesus, who was himself a Jew

>>5697242
Guess you didn't read the book then. Pilot offered clemency during Passover to one criminal each year, as was Roman custom, and tried getting the Pharisees to request it for Jesus. They hated him though, and demanded Barabbas be freed instead, Barabbas being a shit-tier thief, thereby condemning Jesus to death.
They did this because he'd caused a minor riot in the Temple during the most sensitive time of the year for their people, in a climate that had already seen one revolt against Roman occupation. Pilot specifically says he washes his hands of the whole affair after they demand Barabbas, putting the guilt directly on the Pharisees.

the Bible rom doesn't work for me, the game crashes

>>5697421
>He doesn't know how to activate Godmode.

>>5697629
okay then bigshot how do you get it to work? select any book and try to read it

Quick guys I need help. I was trying to do a secret harlot play through but got knocked up. Me and my husband haven't even fucked yet. How do I get out of this? Am I just fucked?

>>5697303
>Pilot
fucking americans

>>5697303
>Pilot offered clemency during Passover to one criminal each year, as was Roman custom

No it wasn't, it was obviously an invention by the writer of Mathew and later comentators to shift the blame completely on the Pharisees and absolve the Romans so as to put Christ followers in the Roman's good book which is exemplified by famous Mathew line "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's".

>>5697794
That line is about how money is not from God, but is instead a function of human creation. It is just as true today as it was then. You can't give money directly to God, but the government and the state sure do want it.

>>5697794
Also, the Pharisees were trying to stop or even kill Christ throughout the entirety of the Gospels. Jesus even healed the centurian's servant and told him that he was a man of faith. It's not all some conspiracy to please Rome.

>>5686804
Is that skifree on Gameboy?

>>5698812
yessir

LSDJ is a 4channel tracker that came out in the early 00's that allows one to make music with 4 instruments at a time how ever you can sync two with a link adapter to have 8 channels its also possible to mod a keyboard to use as a controller by plugging it into the link port

the only mods one needs to do if they choose is soldering in a better cap for the sound and taking out the headphone jack and replacing it with any number of input jacks

touhou bad apple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ5PcIUcdUE

under spider dance with two gameboys linked (both kick in at 40s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxIFRVryE58

some dudes OC skip to around 2mins in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNY0g7s4ryk

djing live with two gameboys hooked to a mixer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho65HX29SAs

undertale memelovania with two gameboys linked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F909XwK42M

tl;dr LSDJ is cool as fuck if you're into chiptune

>>5698885
stop giving away all my secrets
midines too while youre at it
mgb and trash80 arduinoboy

>>5688112
most church isn't "fundamentalist"

>>5697794
John 9 21-22

21 but how he now sees we do not know, nor do we know who opened his eyes. Ask him; he is of age, he will speak for himself.” 22 His parents said this because they feared the Jews, for the Jews had already agreed that if any one should confess him to be Christ, he was to be put out of the synagogue.


>JUST A CONSPIRACY THEORY

>>5690451
>>Cool mobile internet stuff.

You mean slow barely functional not really fun online stuff.

>>5697682
Apparently

>>5694595
Seethe

>>5690907
Objectively false conspiracy theory. Thee Anthony Weldon source you're referencing is a forgery from 25 years after James died. King James was strongly against sodomy and witchcraft, and he had many enemies that tried to slander and kill him (eg, Guy Fawkes and the Papist Gunpowder Plot).

>>5701352
Also had 9 kids with his wife and wrote about how much she turned him on

>>5690451
Japan is far advanced on the concept of interconnectivity through the internet and how much it's damaging to society when used for malicious purposes. These people have had terms for shit that western internet wouldn't have gotten later, like their term for incel (毒男)

>>5699083
it is when you spend all your time masturbating and drinking onions

>>5689865
TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY FOUR LEVELS TO GOOOO!
I WANNA BE SEDATED!

>>5686050
Why is this weird?

>>5686940
there's also a french translator

>>5701494
Do you really want to read the Bible on your Game Boy?
Does anyone?

>>5701518
The cartridge is considerably smaller than the book.

>>5701525
But when you add in the system you need to use the cartridge, it's similar to the size of a normal book. And I can't imagine wanting to read a book on a Game Boy if I didn't have to.

>>5701531
It's obviously for people who already use the system for games.

>>5701525
But it has a resolution of 160x144 and is hard to read under certain lighting.

>>5687415
Absolutely based.

>>5687819
Imagine thinking religion brings you comfort.

>>5697794
Don't all the gospels have this? Also, none of Christ's rhetoric is about Rome or breaking free of opressors. It was about spiritual salvation and the hypocrisy of the Jews.

Oh shit now it's pedophile and NEET scum discussing religion.

>>5701534
this.. lmao @ someone buying a game boy to replace their bible

>>5701535
A lot of people don’t read The Bible like a novel (maybe the first time). They’re looking up certain passages, which requires about as much reading as any Game Boy RPG.

>>5686793
>>5686794
I owned both of these as a kid. In retrospect, they're pretty awful. But goddamn I played the shit out of them.

>>5686050
based and kjvonlypilled

>>5687819
>le
>pseudoscience
>Imagine
>I'm, like, SO offended and tired and uncomfortable right now!

>>5697794
>>5698808
Good asspulls. Bart Ehrman, himself, would likely call you a retard.

>>5688082
Don't let those hard truths hit you on the way out, sodomite.

>>5688095
true sister, /vr/ is a safespace and rrleddit annex

>>5688695
See >>5703439

>>5697421
>>5697661
Same here, anon. Anyone know what the issue is?

>>5703454
idk bro but i want to have the rom working

>>5703449
>Bart Ehrman
>Jesus can't be married because it hurts my feel feels

>>5702606
What did you enjoy about them? They're barely games.

>atheists versus Christians debate
what is this, reddit?
fuck off you niggers
and accept Christ

>>5697754
Fine, Pilates then, whatever.

>>5703656
one the few posts with the word nigger in it i actually agree with

>>5703656
I'm an atheist, I roleplay as a Christian online because I need an excuse to hate women and gays.

Do I get to go to Heaven?

>>5703638
I just really loved Austin Powers, and I did everything I could to enjoy them. I mostly stuck to the movie quotes bit, though I did play a decent amount of the maze games.

was it s o y?

>>5704464
yes

>>5686940
¡Muy bueno!

>>5701494
Why is this normal?

>>5691138
When I was in high school back in the mid-00s EVERYONE had them

>>5687421
It sounds like you don't actually know what they're talking about, then. You probably grew up in one of those """religious""" households where everyone went to church on Sunday and just did whatever every other day. Try growing up in a household where your mom thinks rock music is literally from Satan, seeing two people kissing on TV out of wedlock is pornography, and having romantic interests (crushes, "girlfriends") before adulthood is sinful. I could go on, but hopefully you get the point. There are some batshit people out there and growing up in that super-sheltered environment makes it really hard to relate to normal people as you get older. I'm still fucking trying to get over a lot of the bullshit programmed into me from my childhood.

>>5687350
The bible teaches against being a derelict parent, which Chris obviously was subjected to.

>>5701948
I'd rather be made uncomfortable by the truth than comforted by lies.

>>5706896
Is this comment pro- or anti-religion?

>>5706906
it's a perfectly ambiguous statement that could be taken either way depending on how you look at it

>>5698782
>>5698784
>literally the same boxart across two games

>>5687465
It sure is amusing when you consider what Rockstar became. I wonder how they started out, why were they publishing random ass games? I know about Take Two, but information on pre-GTA Rockstar is scarce.

>>5698885
Something about Undertale's music always felt wrong to me, something I couldn't put my finger on. Then I see your videos and I discover what it is; they're too fucking crowded. Do you really need a fucking 4 way harmony with mixed instruments? Not to mention UT music just kinda goes
>make a pattern
>repeat a few times
>add a bassline/percussion
>now add three more instruments to sound "epic"
>adlib the rest

>>5706876
>which Chris obviously was subjected to.
Explain

>>5706865
oh wahhhh mommy didn't let me be degenerate

>>5707642
More like mommy didn't let me develop into a socially functioning human being because she was too busy sheltering me from the evils of the world.

>>5707701
>not sheltering and being protective of your literal children
>acting like a nigger

you lack perspective

>>5707701
your shortcomings are to be blamed on no one but yourself


it is always our own decision who we are

>>5703430
How is saying "I'd rather be comfortable with lies" not equivalent to saying "I'd rather watch other guys fuck my wife"? I don't hate religious people but that nerd is a moron

>>5708491

>>5688695
Nah,he didn't.
There's a reason his disciples asked him why the fuck he was talking to women (it's clearly been cut out of the Bible, but he probably already told his bros the truth that the bitches are out to get us).
They also ask him about marriage, and he straight up tells them it's better not to marry, and some guys are super blessed by that fact.

>>5689541
Why so triggered?
You forget your fedora this morning?

>>5701948
The onions brings comfort; spiritual truths do not.
That's why you're triggered so easily.

>>5704464
Do you want to?

>>5706865
Fuck a whole bunch of sluts bareback to prove your mom wrong.

>>5698885
I like LSDJ. I modded a keyboard for it too. Pic related.

>>5709948
Cool.
Anything recorded?

>>5709948
i have one too but it looks WAY shittier than yours haha

>>5686050
Can anyone confirm that this actually has the entire King James Bible on a tiny little cartridge? How long would it take to read through it?

>>5710359
probably makes more sense to read an actual print anon

>>5710215
A little, but nothing posted. Got halfway through making an album then had a kid which stole all my free time haha

Gotta get back to it sometime though

>>5701474
Well, Japan has been worrying about birth dates for a while now, rather than virgins-themselves-trannies screaming a reddit buzzword at everything they don't like.

>>5709948
based, i just ordered a ps/2 keyboard to do this

Famicom was the ultimate system for weird releases.

>>5707701
kill yourself unappreciative faggot, you should've been brought up by abusive parents instead

>>5694595
How much of an NPC do you have to be to not understand that the Bible describing some shit doesnt automatically mean it's a good thing. Lott fucking his daughters is clearly depicted as a bad thing and the point of it was to ridicule the tribe of Lott's descendants because they were rude to Jews.

>>5694595
Cope

>>5712438
>Lott fucking his daughters is clearly depicted as a bad thing and the point of it was to ridicule the tribe of Lott's descendants because they were rude to Jews.
For real?

>>5701474
You sure?

>>5694178
Why wouldn't you? GB carts were tiny but had limited memory, so you'd want to show off how much it contained

>>5712519
Which one

>>5709779
nah nigga you're thinkin of paul "i only met jesus in a dream" the apostle

who /lsdj/ here?
nanoloop is cool too but seems like it has less options

does anyone have good solutions for the midi to gb problem

And it was Paradise Lost.

>>5689445
it's software to make music on Gameboy. You should be able to get newer ones for $40

>GB reboot with e-ink screen
Well, would you buy it /vr/? It even would simulate the low refresh rate nigh identically.

>>5713889
Too readable in sunlight.

>>5690451
some stuff on those Mobile Adapter GB compatible games is still theoretically doable, like trades in Pokémon Crystal. You just need the correct adapter and a phone with an ass-old phone contract, since it's just P2P