/vr/ - Retro Games

Go fap on b you dumb incel

>>5647605
>retro sluts
dont have pix of ur mom lol

>>5647626
god DAMN

i don't see how she's a slut.

>>5647626
OP status: REKT

>>5647605
Does she have functional sex organs?

Can she poop ice cream?

>>5647609
What the fuck does "incel" mean? I've asked 4 fucking times already.

>>5647652
you made me realize that when waifu bots ARE real this WILL be a real thing in some community

>>5647654
it's an english ryaku

>>5647654
Buzzword of the week. What it used to mean was a bitter, hateful man who's pissed that he can't get laid so he hates women.

>>5647663
Anyone that jacks off to anime loli girls is definitely an incel.

>>5647667
Did you miss the part about hating women?

>>5647670
Incels don’t hate women so much as they’re frightened by them. That’s why they retreat into anime fantasy where 10/10 girls literally fall into the laps of introverted guys.

>>5647605
Pedophile

>>5647663
that's not what the word means.

>>5647673
At this point the word means "people I don't like".

>>5647673
I'm saying that's what it was before shitposters hijacked it.

>>5647605
Not video games

>>5647605
Why do you have access to the internet from jail, Dr. Pizza?

>>5647656
Well, of course. How is it not sexy to have a cute lolibot poop literal chocolate or strawberry ice cream in your mouth? Or pee orange juice?

>>5647689
SJW feminists don't post on xtian 4channel.

>>5647698
wouldn't you rather she had like a hand fountain for those things? why specifically out of waste holes? thats why it disgusts me, sure i know its not real but the goal is clearly to give off the illusion that it is

>>5647654
2009 was to virgin as 2019 was to incel

>>5647768
Exactly. It's 99.99% like a real crapper, only it's clean, tasty, healthy and the psychological aspect is the same.

Depending on how much money you have, even a giantess vore fantasy can come true.

Too bad we'll all be bad by then, that's technology 100 years away from now, at least.

>>5647781
* be dead

I honestly can't choose between Roll and Tron

>>5647781
>clean
its icecream and orange juice both high sugar and sticky and gummy and disgusting in electronics
>healthy
neither icecream or juice is healthy

>>5647873
Fuck, I need some pussy right now. Really wish I wasn't fat.

>>5647929
I see short skinny girls with chubby bfs around my campus all the time, anon. There’s hope for us.

>>5647893
I mean in the sense of not having bacteria, although you could certainly replace the ice cream with healthier food. And Androids theoretically have perfect tissue replica.

Why are you being autist on purpose?

>>5647654
You take /r9k/'s "tfw no gf" type, turn it up to 11 to the point that they hate all women for not giving them the sex.

Some have shot up schools and shit, with other incels cheering them on. That's the minority I'm sure, but it does happen.

>>5647605

>>5647937
>the guy talking about how hot it would be for a robot to shit in his mouth is calling anyone else autistic
wew

>>5648009
The general consensus is that it's this plus a dash of /pol/. 4chan's always been where buzzwords go to die though, so around here it means jack shit.

>>5648025
lmao rekt

>>5648027
Makes sense. /r9k/ and /pol/ probably have like a 90% overlap of posters. /tv/ and /v/ too.

>>5647605
wtf happened? what is wrong with zoomers?

>>5648043
4chan has been posting lewd anime girls forever to be fair.

>>5647678
this, which also makes it synonymous with "cuck"

>>5647937
what the fuck else is a healthy icecream alternative for anus produce? brocoli? milkshake?

No one is sluttier than classic Roll. This little robot was built for (black) cock.

>>5648112

>>5648115
(cringe)

>>5648096
Wow, a time traveler from the year 2015!

>>5647609
Kek yeah these fucking incels and their lolis. I'm amazed that this shitty fucking thread is still up.

>>5647654
involuntarily celebate

>>5648025
>sexual fetishes are autism
Well, 100% of humans are autist then, nigger.

>>5647929
The only bulge in your pants women care about is your wallet. Make that money, anon.

>>5647605

>>5648305
Whether building a great emubox
Or building up gaming store stocks
Flashcart romset filler
Mansion or basement dweller
A girl's only true love is for cocks

I never played La Puella on ps2 (Not super into these kinds of strategy games) but man, this chick is a fuckin thiccy. especially for early 00s era

>>5647654
Can't you google this shit. It stand for involuntary celibates. People who self-define as being so repugnant that nobody wants them, therefore they have license to act bitter.

>>5648327
Priere's fucking great. I'm glad she keeps showing up in Disgaea. Someone at NIS must like her.

>>5648346
Oh that's awesome, hopefully they throw her in something a normie like me can play and enjoy

>>5647605
Ars technica journo up in this subreddit
Hope they give u the chair

>>5647605
that was the nicest design of roll desu
nice smile
nice hat
if she had a dress shed be a touhou

>>5647667

No way faggot, I have a RL japanese wife who i fuck every day but I still like to jack off to cartoon children

>>5648560
The least believable part of that is you having sex with your imaginary wife every day, married people don't have time for that shit.

Look at this slut with their midriff uncovered, scandalous

>>5647609
>using /b/ to fap
Hardcore newfag detected.

>>5648282
100% of humans jerk off to eating shit? go outside, play some sports, have sex.

>>5647605
Shitty photoshoped fanart for pedos is NOT FUCKING RETRO.

>>5648681
Now why are you pretending to be retarded?

>>5648682
Calm down tranny take you medication.

>>5648695
>>5648681
please go away samefag

>>5648335
Google doesn't provide results for 4chan slang you stupid cock sucking faggot.

>>5648852
The fuck it doesn't

why the fuck is this thread still up ? a ff7 or earthbound thread died for this.

>>5648589
That's cause they cuck for the state then come onto anonymous toothpaste farming imageboards to tell us how great the state is. At least non-wagies like the bourgeoisie can fuck their wives and run loli websites for fun. That's how I heard the Deep State works, from verifiable research farms like /pol/.

>>5648637
unf

shut THE FUCK UP and post more retro cuties

>>5647609
Bluepulled...

>>5647698
Ice cream and orange juice both are horrible for you. So full of sugar. I'd rather my robotic loli dispense creatine and whey.

>>5647929
honestly from experience, just gonna put this out there. Most girls I've had sex with at the points in my life when I was at my fattest have told me that personality and confidence far outweigh what you look like with no clothes on. Be confident, take care of some basic hygiene, get some sunlight.

>>5649743
TOP FUCKING KEK
stfu and go back to sleep. No one believes that

>>5649794

Not him...but you'd be surprised what women will tap. And men. A fat chick with a huge, fun personality will be smashed with a convoy of cock throughout her life.

Yanno those fat 40 something chicks you see everywhere? Most of them are getting inseminated daily. I shit you not.

>>5649743
I've been skinny most of my life and have had huge troubles getting any girl to like me. Even now that I am working out and bulking up to become stronger I still can't seem to attract women. My gf doesn't seem to be that much into me either, and I always get treated like shit or ignored no matter what I do.

So I play 90's FPS-es and Mario 3 to pass my time until death.

>>5649821

Getting fit? Time to grab another hobby & ditch the gf man.

You got 50% of your problems solved. They don't want 6-pack chads. What they want is guys who can solve problems and not take any shit. I reckon you're almost there bro.

>>5649794
The fact that that you faggots couldn't have a normal thread about vidya girls without it devolving into an angsty mess is telling of a deeper problem. Women base a mans fuck-ability on a hierarchy of personal values and the majority of the time confidence is more valuable than looks if she has half a brain.

>>5647654
Incel is the new cuck, which replaced newfag, fag, and nigger as the number 1 shitposting term. As with most derogatory words on 4chan it was corrupted through fervent shitposting and misuse.

Its literal meaning was involuntary celibate, someone who does not have sex but not of their own free, consciouss will. It's unclear whether or not you have to be a literal virgin or if you could have had sex once long ago. Then, through the magic of degenerate neo marxist leftist journalism, it became synonymous with
the altright pseudo—political movement and hacks like Jordan Peterson. But again, nothing survives the misuse of shitposting and the irony of incels calling other incels for incels was soon lost on the people.

In short, you are basically being called a nigger and told to kys.

>>5649842
Honorable mentions go to beta, orbiter, roodypoo, virgin, loser, retard, autist and schizo

>>5649846
wasn't roodypoo just a filter word for nigger?

>>5649857
yes but when the filter came off people kept writing roodypoo manually for a while

>>5648720
Fuck them trannys and fuck you tumblr pedos.

>>5649872
I aint no tumblr pedo. You americans should just accept that sex isn't such a bad thing, 14 year olds are perfectly capable of understanding what's what. The fact that you people act like they don't doesn't help at all. Also 2D/3D fictional "children" aren't the same as the ones you might see in your neighborhood. Learn the difference between reality and fiction.

>>5649887
Sex should only be between a man and woman joined together in marriage.

>faps to fictional children
>"not pedo!"

>>5649887
What the fuck

>>5647654
If you use the word roastie you're probably an incel. Depending on who you ask it's either a word that no longer has any meaning or only applies to people who self-identify by it, but broadly speaking it's a mindset. Blame society for all your problems when it's because your personality is shit, have absurd standards and opinions about women and sex, and probably use the word "chad" to describe people who aren't losers.

>>5649830
>The fact that that you faggots couldn't have a normal thread about vidya girls without it devolving into an angsty mess is telling of a deeper problem.
You're the one that made the fucking thread of fictional whores. Not only are are you projecting but you're also exposing yourself faggot. So tell me, you big dumb bitch, tell me these deeper problems you're having.

>>5649894
As if marrying would really make a differance

>"child" with bigger tits than a kid her age could have
>YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING PEDO

this is relevant no?

also anyone know who the artist is?

>>5648314

Was looking forward to the new design. It's this. I dont know what I expected in this day and age.

>>5649887
>I'm not a pedo, I'm just a pedo! Fuck boogeyman country for my pedophilia

>>5648637
What a filthy whore

>>5647654
Incel is reddit terminology that entered the broad cultural zeitgeist when that arab-looking leaf truck-of-peace'd people in Toronto.
Since then ledditors, tumblrites and normalfags spam that term absolutely fucking everywhere including this shithole site, and the mods didn't even bother to wordfilter it like they did with s o y or s m h.

>>5650016
Atleast we don't have things like Beuaty pageants and Hollywood and to sexually abuse children.

>>5647654
Non-pedofile

>you lay her down on your wedding bed
>her face is beet red as she pulls down her top
>her soft, plush breasts shiver slightly at the gaze of her husband
>he lays her down and spreads her legs
>she coos "i love you" as he pushes inside of her, consummating their love
>her danty legs wrap around his strong farmer's back
>she whispers to give her a child, healthy and strong as his intensity increases
>her climax is a strong as summer's heat, but soft as the coming rain
>they are one; husband and wife

>>5650042
wew

this makes my pp go boioioioing

>>5650008
I do

>>5650042
I love how your fanfic shifts from first to third person perspective as soon as it becomes at all sexual. Your psychologist would have a field day with that.

>>5650029
Although there is a strange popular opinion here in the US that a girl is fully a child at 17 and a half then fully an adult in her birthday and there are some strange reverse loopholes (trap loopnooses?) the law in most of the United States is actually pretty good about young people and sex. Kids can have sex with each other when they're both 12 or 13 up to about 17 they just can't like record it. Kids that young are dumb and likely to do things they'll regret so it's best for it to be officially forgettable. Likewise they can easily be tricked so it's flatly illegal for adults to have sex with them until they're 16 (in most states) and there are still a bunch of restrictions on it to protect them from being heinously taken advantage of to the point its only worth it if you meet naturally and have good intentions toward them.

>>5650059
It started off in second person you armchair hack.

>>5649947
>You're the one that made the fucking thread of fictional whores.
Not only am I not the one that made the thread, that was my first post.
>Not only are are you projecting
DOH, HO HO HO LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW
>tell me these deeper problems you're having.
I'm not really having any right now that are even loosely related to this thread but I do have a lot of experience in dealing with bitter, frustrated man children.

>>5650091
Oh yeah my bad

Well, if this thread has proven anything it's that /vr/ certainly doesn't have the same crowd as /v/.

>>5650016

It's too bad that you cannot throw "hebe" around like "pedo", isn't it? I wonder why that is...

>>5647605

>>5649887
I'm not from the US and think you're being an immature cunt normalising grown men lusting this way over pictures or drawings of sexualised children, or simply using these images to create "board culture" threads on this, or any website and joking/laughing about it. If you're a decent human being and one day you grow up, and maybe have kids of your own you'll understand, faggot. I can agree with you that biologically, 14yos are ready to have sexual intercourse and can have sex appeal, and even that one can look at the 14yos and feel the normal sexual impulse of any mammal, however we are different from the rest of the "animals"; our western society has shaped and evolved where it's at the point that if we become sexually active at young ages we can grow mentally and emotionally unhealthy, since we tend to become sexualised over a healthy limit as we mature, and can even have deviant attitudes; either of these can interfere with our normal lives, considering the activities and mind set we need to have to progress in our modern "tribes". In other words, look at 14yos ass accepting you're a mammal but remember you're the "top" mammal in the fucking planet and life doesn't start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

>>5647654
It's the term that proves the right wing in general has a limit to how much it wants to be politically incorrect and refuses to dare say the words "roastie" or "femoid".

>>5650519
But it's always the SJW crowd I see flinging incel around at all directions.

>>5650542
Exactly. The thread should be something like, "Who's Best Retro Roastie?" One might say "Best Stacy", but there's potential to make everyone seethe.

>>5649887
Are you a Japanman?

>>5650185
Good attitude, very objective. I gotta tell you though some 14 year olds are not biologically ready to have sex. Teach middle school sometime and have your mind blown by the way kids 12-14 interact with one another.

>>5650676
I like milfs and matures, I just hate this typical dumb idea of drawings being compared to real life because it simply isn't the same, and the fact that some don't understand the difference between a child and a teen/adolscent.

>there are actual sex offenders and pedophiles on this board that will be charged and go to prison

>>5650723
>implying people will get arrested for ecchi 2D pics like in the OP

>>5649887

>>5650760
lol why did he delete his post?

>>5650852
Oh for fucks sake. Imagine being so bothered by people calling you out on being a pedo that you delete your post. As a proud pedophile I must say that is a disgrace to our community. There is nothing wrong with wanting to fuck children and you should never let anyone put you down for saying so!!

>>5650852
He didn't, it was way too late for a self delete. The janitor literally came in and deleted every "off topic" post he had a personal problem with while leaving the thread and leaving every off topic post he agrees with. This is the state of moderation on /vr/

Yuffie is such a slut she'd pay guys to suck their dicks (and then of course steal that money back).

>>5651026
I used to jerk it so much to the idea of making Yuffie do all kinds of sex acts for Materia

I don't even consider that 'pedo' since I was the same age as her at the time

>>5651036
kek same

>>5651036
She's well into puberty, it's fine.
Also she'd totally whore herself for materia.

>>5651068
who drew those tiddies, they're horrendous

>>5651242
Better?

>>5651254
no

>>5647605
>mfw my opinion gets deleted because of a shitty mod that can't handle the banter

>>5652286
Your a child molester bro.

>>5652315
Do you have any actual arguments against what I said?

>>5652321
kek, you can't be this retarded.

>>5652321
so are you a kiddy diddler?

>>5652321
They never do. Only appeals to emotion, circular logic and toothless rhetoric.
>>5651036
Enjoy.
https://mega.nz/#!VVtxUKqJ!IuJrb0HlSmM3ouAFfdhfCCX7sgHbkl02jLzTVlzu4mE

>>5652358
Oh look, another pedo. kek, you guys have no idea the amount of cock you'll be force fed in prison. Remember this post when Tyrone is using your teeth to circumcise himself.

>>5652448
Maybe it isn't ovbious to you but I'm a euro (not a bong) we dont get arrested for saying things online

>>5652448
I'm hardly concerned.

>>5652358
what's in the mega link?

>>5652530
One way to find out, isn't there?

>>5652358
>go to hshare.net
>redirects to dlsite
What the fuck. Didn't they change their name? can't remember what the new site is called.

>>5647929
If you want pussy, you only need one of three things:

-Good sense of humor/good personality
-Be hot/fit
-Money

Having any one of those things will net you pussy.

>>5652571
No idea. I picked that one up years ago, and not from hshare or dlsite.

>>5650051
For some reason I read this in Mario's voice and I can't stop laughing

>>5649887
too redpilled for his own good

>>5647656
>you will die before waifu bots are common place

it's so close, yet too distant, so unfair

>>5653350
Terra really wants to know what love is, huh

>>5653362
It's a bunch of untranslatable puns.

Can't even browse this damn board at work anymore

>>5653409
How about you work instead of browsing 4chan then you lazy fat fuck

>>5653415
How about you stop jerking off to children? Fucking degenerate.

>>5653409
You wouldn't really be browsing this site during work, right?

>>5653395
Come on ,there's nothing slutty about Ms. Pac-Man!
>those hooker boots
....oh.

>>5653427
Anon, she gobbles balls for living

>>5653426
Not anymore. This type of shit used to get removed immediately.

>>5653409
>he doesn't disable thumbnails from the settings

>>5653420
I was the one posting Ms. Pac-Man you dumb fuck. Go back to work now you double nigger.

>>5653401

>>5647654
¸.*‘.¸¸ . *¨*. ¸ .*¨*.¸¸.*¨‘*
not /vr/. . . . not /vr/ ¸¸.
‘.¸¸ . *¨*. ¸ .*¨*.¸¸.*¨‘*
**

fuck off

>>5653420

>>5652358
SDT doesn't even work properly on my new computer. The Mod Loader doesn't even work at all, the dream is dead.

>>5650008
No, but i miss her tits already

>>5654272
Literally just install a fucking flash player.

>>5652358
>SDT
Now THAT's retro.

>>5654857
That's what I did, and the loader doesn't work anyway.

>>5653420
You'll have to pry my massive boner out of my cold dead hands.

>>5652275
Fag. I bet you wouldn't even stuff Yuffie's asshole with materias before assfucking her.

>>5653439
>This type of shit used to get removed immediately.
fucking good one

>>5655793
FUCKS

>>5649854
DAMN maria looks like THAT?

>>5649854
S-she's 12.

>>5655846
LIKE

>>5655728

I doubt many people here even know the backstory behind sink threads and only may have seen the homage variant where people post sinks and everyone acts as if that was something shocking and disgusting.

>>5656228

>>5647873
God damn, Don Corneo was out of his mind. There's no fucking way a qtpie trap Cloud is better than the titty goddess that is Tifa.

>>5655717
Liked the video, did you? I'm glad.

>>5657157
It's a classic.

>>5647605
Roll isn't a slut! She's pure and innocent!

>>5657391
A pure slut.

>>5656267
A

>>5657391
No! She loves penises! She wants penises inside her lewd holes! It feels good and she loves it, you can't deny it!

>>5657761
TIGER

>>5657761

>>5656228
So were we at the time

>>5653420
What's wrong about jerking off to children? Are you stupid?

>>5656910
Retro anime style is fucking atrocious.

>>5657391
Not a slut, but I wouldn't say pure and innocent. Going by the absurd prices she charges in-game, I'd say she has an untreated refractor addiction. Hell, she sold all of the gear you amassed after the first game just to feed her addiction.

>>5658730
you couldn't be more wrong

>>5656778
But you and I know the truth, we remember. That's all that matters.

>>5658730
um sweetie even 60's anime looks better than anything made today

https://i.4pcdn.org/f/1395428211985/fpaula.swf

>>5657781
ON

>>5647605
Best retro slut. I don't care if my cock get's frostbite.

>>5658730
Found the /a/spie.

>>5650015
Found the /co/cel.

>>5658763
>Volnutt about to enter dig site
>"Come in Roll. How's that refractor I found in the last place? Was it compatible with the systems on the Flutter?"
>*heavy crunching noises can be heard coming from intercom, along with the sound of a crank being turned*
>"No... uh no, sorry Megaman!"
>*sounds of light pounding on flat surface, like a knife on a cutting table*
>"Going to need... one more. One more, and make it a big one this time."
>*SSSSSSSSNNNNOOOOOORRRRTTTT*
>"Roll, what was--"
>"OH FUCKING SHIT! Fucking FUCK, AH~"

>>5660107
>Volnutt about to enter dig site
>"Come in Roll. How's that refractor I found in the last place? Was it compatible with the systems on the Flutter?"
>*heavy squelching noises can be heard coming from intercom, along with the sound of a crank being turned*
>"No... uh no, sorry Megaman!"
>*sounds of light pounding on flat surface, like a knife on a pack of bologna*
>"Going to need... one more. One more, and make it a big one this time."
>*KYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
>"Roll, what was--"
>"OH FUCKING SHIT! Fucking FUCK, AH~"
fix'd

>>5659979
COCAINE?

>>5649794
>A personable guy that has a few extra pounds can get laid.
"TOP KEK no one believes this"
No, you're projecting. Self care, social skills and emotional intelligence go a long way my man.

>>5647605

>>5648314
They pulled a reverse Betilla on Dark Queen

SO PROGRESSIVE

>>5648227
nice ass

>>5648327
>pic baleeted
hell no
here's the sauce
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=20951348

>>5660338
His knowledge of women begins and ends with what he absorbs through the media and especially porn. Even when he sees fat guys with hot chicks in crowds he tells himself it's because they're rich and he never had a chance at being rich.

This sort of attitude is the norm among the involuntarily celibate and slates them the realization that it's well within their reach to have sex. It's the sort of igno-rationalization that goes right in hand with why they've never attracted any girls or at least remained unaware if they did.

>>5648637
imagine the smell

>>5650008
Robaato/NegaRobo

>>5655691
didn't she get the big fat dick?

>>5660153
>*sounds of light pounding on flat surface, like a knife on a pack of bologna*
That was remarkably specific

>>5660639
>BAWW IT'S NOT A CARBON COPY OF 90S CARTOONS OR MODERN ANIME SO IT'S BAD


They live among us, they vote and they breed.

>>5661070
She did?

>>5661725
it's just bad and cheap looking

based thread

>>5661921
i remember her in a scene of Rami being in bad with some baddie or some shit
can't remember which game was that

>>5648314
Why'd that dude wearing so much makeup

>>5648346
Dat ass is phat! Pretty divine taste, anon.

>>5648346
Priere is big, soft, and fat