/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5622014
Eh, this is bordering on sexually explicit. Keep in mind this is a work safe board. I browse this place with my kids and wouldn't want them seeing a thread about someone's "ass" so if you could take the thread down or try to keep it more appropriate that would be appreciated.

>>5622017
fuck you

>>5622017
>browsing the chan with your children

>>5622017

>>5622017
>I browse this place with my kids
What an idiot. That's like keeping your toaster near your tub hoping nothing happens.

>>5622014
>consistently posting this photo in threads for over a year

>>5622014
So much better retro ass. Any female from Dead or Alive wins.

>>5622046
Dead or Alive females have flat butts. Vanessa's butt clearly isn't flat.

>>5622038
There's a guy who has been posting about jiggly/flabby versus flat versus toned videogame asses on various forums for years. Sure, it could be different people, but the MO and posting style is oftentimes quite similar - discussion about butt jiggle physics and how flabbier asses jiggle while toned ones don't, and feigning mild disgust over out of shape jiggly butts despite clearly being obsessed with them. Just Google about butt jiggle physics and you'll probably find one of his posts on GameFAQs or something, and fuck, I wouldn't be surprised if he is behind at least one of the threads in your image.

>>5622107
t. the ass man himself
how deep does this rabbithole go?

>>5622107
I've seen it pop up around here for years with the same sort of posting style and the strawpoll, but I just assumed it was a lesser meme I wasn't privy to or something

>>5622109
>>5622114
https://www.giantbomb.com/forums/pn03-9040/the-butt-jiggle-concept-this-game-is-tied-to-573930/

>>5622017
What about the doom generals that have been having musclegirls and tiddy demons for the last few weeks as the opening picture?

You guys aren't stupid enough to think that guy's post was sincere, right? Christ it's like 2011 /v/ on this board nowadays

>>5622014
>it's the Vanessa's ass is good meme

>>5622017
There's nothing sexual about butts though. That's where her poop comes out, you weirdo!

>>5622017
>your kids watches porn under your nose and you had no idea all this time

>>5622017

>bringing children on 4chan

you should have your children taken away from you

>>5622457
That's the best part.

>>5622014
GameCube is not retro according to the board rules.

>>5622457
Let me guess, there's nothing sexual about poop either

>>5622502
No, they should take 4chan away from him. And then force him to pay maitenance to his wife.

Imagine liking women.

My son is the same age as /vr/ and he peeks at me browsing it. I don't mind, funny pictures of retro game characters get him more interested in retro games. I don't go out of my way to hide something like "grown ups like women's butts" from him, he just thinks butts are funny though. The last thing I'd want is for him to think it's something to be ashamed of.

He is getting to be a good enough reader now to pick up the meaning of complete sentences though and THAT'S the kind of stuff on 4chan he needs shielded from, hostile incel attitudes.

>>5622559
Imagine wanting to become a woman.

>>5622587
>hostile incel attitudes
He sounds like he might be Sub-8.

>>5622502
IT'S 4CHANNEL, MISTER!

>>5622343
Welcome

>>5622343
Sybb has sincerely posted about Vanessa's ass on the internet since PN03 was a new game.

>>5622017
Based

>>5622014
KI Orchid (or Maya)

>>5622017
Eh, why do you bring your kids to work while you browse loli porn sites and lick on ass threads? Does your wifes bull know what you're doing with his spawn?

>>5622014
Too bad her game sucks to the point of being unplayable.

>>5622905

>>5622952
>the only one of the "capcom five" that stayed exclusive and didn't get BLACKED by getting a PS2 port

really makes you think

/vr/ - slower /v/

how's this thread still up lol

Sixth gen retro now. Deal with it boomercucks!

>>5622865
It's fascinating, I thought he was exclusively a GameFAQs phenomenon at first, but his Vanessa posts are all over the internet.

>>5622014
Hot, but definitely not retro.

>>5623221
I always thought this was supposed to be Moot as Pepe.

NOT. RETRO.

>>5623227
I guess he's the same guy who posts about butt jiggle physics. It's pretty incredible that one man has that much devotion to discussing videogame asses and whether or not they are fat and flabby or firm and toned.

>>5622038
He's been going from forum to forum posting this ass for 15 years

>>5623762
He even posted a review for PN03 on Gamefaqs when the game was new.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/gamecube/562549-pn-03/reviews/62472

>>5622014
Her butt is quite fat, Not FAT but it definitely has some extra weight on it that shouldn't be there.

Size wise it's perffect but it should be firmer.

>>5623791
>>5623805
You have to admit that Sybb is pretty fucking based to have kept up with something like that for over 15 years and spread it so widely that even on an anonymous board people recognize him.
What's his endgame?

>>5622524
Gamecube is the closest thing to retro in that era though, apart from Dreamcast which most people don't count anyways.

>>5625118
No one cares.

>>5625129
I care.

Not retro but Vanessa can stay on /vr/, she's welcome.