/vr/ - Retro Games

Them Italians, man. They get real grizzled & hairy real young.

>>5600776
He's also now skinny, and speaks Japanese

They don't want a character older people, especially westerners, can identify with

For some reason a lot of authors tent to wait until years after something is popular and then add stupid details that tend to only impact the IP in a negative way.

>>5600776
Heres ur Mario.

>zoomers get surprised that a 24 year old can grow a mustache

>>5600971
"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet"

>>5600776
Young men are fucking annoying. I liked Mario more when he was an endearing 40 year old fat plumber.

>>5600960
That looks like Mario's Serbian cousin, Mapөй.

>>5600776
If true then Mario is confirmed as one of those people who are just born old.

totally legit bro

>>5600960
he looks like the kind of guy that watches bowser plow his princess

>>5600776
When will Shiggy realize that Mario as a fat middle-aged blue collar slob from Brooklyn is the best iteration of the charcter? Does anyone really like him as a gay Italian acrobat?

>>5600776
24 year old zoomers don't have enough testosterone to grow moustaches

>>5603224
Jesus christ I have not watched that movie in over 20 years , may as well of cast Ron Jeremy as Mario

>>5603246
least ron would clean her pipes, unlike that numale beta cuck they're turning mario into

>>5603079
Man cap lou motherfucking albano (RIP) as mario. Fuck you luigi. Zoomers really missed out unironically.

It's legitimately the mustache. Imagine him without it and you can see it.

It's like when I shave and I magically look ten years younger.

>>5604470
My brain won't let me process a clean shaven mario


>>5600916
WTF was that shit about baby bowser?

>>5603224
Go away Dobson

>>5603246
GRANTED

>>5604873
L I N K ' S P I N K H A I R

>>5605041
He looks less greasy then the "actual" Mario actor.... but who do we cast as Peach to co-star with Ron?

The only Mario I know

Bushy mustaches add like 15 years. Lester Bangs was only 33 when he died but he looked 45. I mean, it was probably that and like, drug/alcohol abuse.

>>5605080
>"You have spaghetti... on your overalls"
>"Oh fuck you Luigi"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfG0-iW5o0Y

Anyone else misses when Mario was like this? This stuff wouldn't fly in today's world. Mario has become too homogenized and bland, and fucking Miyamoto is even removing originality from the games so everything can be homogenized and look "right".

>>5600776

Mustaches add 20 years to you and make you look non-white. Thank God they're not in style anymore.

>>5605502
That picture just makes him look like a soulless-ass character in a poorly made 3D cartoon for toddlers.

>>5605502
>and make you look non-white
now you're projecting.

>>5605350
Mario lost his soul in 2009

Sonic has the opposite problem. He's only 15-16.

>>5605350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIcoPbApVnM

>>5605515
>2009
>not 1996

>>5600776
>>5601672
>24-year-old
>24
42

>>5603241
t. zoomer

>>5600776
24 isn't that young by the standards of an old timey italian immigrant. today's extended adolescence isn't normal