/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5553408
join a big facebook group, find the 2 people that live near you, get close, play videogames

Dude weed!

>>5553409
Thank you for making me feel retarded for not thinking of that.

>>5553413
Friends are overrated. When you get down to it, everyone is a shit.

>>5553418
Literally one of the worst mentalities to have.

>>5553413
it's alright man, you aren't alone, you'd be surprised how many people ask me that
i get lonely easily and i'm quite sociable while being insufferable, so i always think of ways to make friends or strengthen bonds

>>5553418
you are homosexual

>>5553447
You're a shit
>>5553474
You're a faggot

I have friends, but I enjoy playing alone actually.

>>5553408
My normie friends don't share my retro obsession. That's OK, I play old games alone.

>>5553674
Now I see why no one wants to associates themselves with you.

Get parsec its like old netplay but only one person has to own the game. The other person just connects to your pc and plays with you. https://support.parsecgaming.com/hc/en-us

I’d drink your beer, smoke your weed, swipe a game or two while you’re not looking and then leave.

>>5553832
Good, do it. After I paint my walls with your brains, I'll tell the cops some nigger broke into my house, drank my beer, smoked my weed, and swiped my games.

>>5553832
Are you the cunt from the other thread who got all his games by borrowing and never returning them?

>>5553408
Hire escorts to play with you.

>>5553408
If you got the weed and pizza, I'll pick up some wings and beer.

>>5555723
Pizza AND wings? Those controllers are going to be fucking nasty once the night is through.

>had a friend who enjoyed retro games
>smoked weed in his apartment once a week playing and eating junk
>everyday he reminds me he hates his job
>indiference.jpg
>always talking about his feelings about other people
>I don't care about his chit chat lol. Let's talk about things like games, not about your fucking feelings
>feels like she's my girlfriend moaning and gossiping
>why i'm wasting my time with this guy. oh yes weed lmaooo hehe

>>5555736
>his apartment
>he reminds
>feels like she's my girlfriend
Did your friend go trans?

>>5555727
I'll make sure to have wet wipes, and I'm not the sloppy drunk of my youth.

>>5555762
No, just a mistake. In fact, after rereading it I would rewrite some stuff better

>>5553408
>Ps1 and Saturn top tier at multiplayer games

Lmao, two player faggotry isnt top tier multiplayer you silly, even if a couple of games uses multitap.

>>5555708
There's nothing wrong with this if they don't remind you to give them back.

>>5553418
Please don’t shoot up a school.

>>5555806
there are more multitap games for saturn or ps1 than 4-player games for n64

>>5555869
>sports games

DID SOMEONE SAY WEED?

>>5555869
There are 5x as many games on the psx, but many are garbage. Nintendo 64 has more quality 4 player titles (just my opinion)

>>5553408
Probably for the best. From what I noticed, people who play games are super weird and often stink.

So as I yearn for my childhood days of when the neighborhood kids and I used to play, I keep my vidya a secret and play alone.

>>5555887
You don't get many people responding to bait like this here in v/r/, friend. I'll try to help you out though, but first I've got to get a hold of a teensy weensy bit of that weedle-dee-deed! That WEEDLE-DEE-DEED haha oh my goddddddddd anon haha Jesus man Jesus! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off!

>>5555887
>>5555935

"so where's the games room, can't wait to see what you got".
>/vr/ dude proudly shows his crows's nest with a few consoles and flashcarts all over the place.

>>5555818
Spoken like a true douche

>>5556434
What's wrong with a flashcart exactly? He has all the games if he has a flashcart.

I wish I had friends to discuss retro vidya with but I only play singleplayer games.

My existance is cursed.

>>5556390
Yes they do, I use drugs and have a 6 figure job, own a $600,000 house, car, masters degree.
Regan was a 3rd rate actor and his wife believed in psychics, so what does that tell you?

>>5557620
https://youtu.be/r3hTwsvJV_A

>>5555869
The delusion is strong in this one.

>>5557624
I HATE black people.

>>5553418
this guy isn't wrong. only those of you who haven't had friends want them. it's not worth the effort.

>>5557815
Being social equals pussy. kek, what are you, a fag?

>>5553418
Only correct post in this thread.

It’s not often, but sometimes I get together with some friends and play retro vidya. We smoke a lot of out of my friend’s huge bong. One of the friends always claims he won’t smoke anymore but always ends up high by the end of the night. It’s hard to find friends, especially those that want to play retro games.

>>5557815
>>5557845
>>5553418

>>5553418
>>5557815
>>5557845
>>5557845

Why do you sound like a gaylord? I'm an insufferable turbo racist and kaczynski worshipper
I also hate everything that's popular, I'm straight edge, and hate fat people

Explain to me how I have several friends
Funny thing, your answer doesn't matter, because you clearly never actually put any serious effort in friendship and haven't experienced genuine benefits while grinding through for someone, just to see them have your back in a pinch

you're gay

It's weird. I used to think, when I found out about emulators, that netplay would be much bigger than it is today. That it would get to a point where it's lagless and everyone's emulating nearly every multiplayer title online. Thinking "well, kaillera and ZSNES ain't that good, but it'll get good".

>>5553674
enjoy dying secretly miserable while putting up a front, I'll probably be there right with you.

>>5553408
Sorta know that feel. I have frens but none that really enjoy video games. Can always get the old ball an chain to play Tetris tho if I'm desperate.

>>5558148
He's not secretly miserable though, some people are literally just fine on their own.

People who need others are needy. It's also like they're distracting themselves from the real questions of life. I'm not saying being a hermit is a good idea, I'm not even saying you shouldn't try to be social. I'm saying that objectively plenty of people live in good spirits and do well on their own and don't need friends, especially if they have family they talk to.

The only friends I'll accept are friends with benefits. If I'm going to allow you to enjoy the hospitalities of my home and my personal possessions that I've worked my whole life for, then you need to offer me something in return. As long as we can agree on that, then I'm happy to accommodate.

>>5553408
I tried to get the old gang together, to recapture that feeling from my college days during the early 90s, but everyone's just busy these days with family and work. Some even live on the other side of the continent now.

It will never again be like in the old days.

>>5558048
I don't think you understand, you dumb nigger. It's not a matter of trying and not getting it. I don't want friends, I don't believe in friendship. Don't bother with your brainlet rhetoric of "wow ur so edgy" or "u mad cuz u cant get friends lmao", it's incorrect and pointless. People that have the need to be around other people are subconsciously aware of how boring, void and shallow they are, but they'll refuse to accept that, and will kid themselves into thinking "it's good to be social" or some shit. Wake up, your friends don't give a shit about you, and you don't care about them either. It's a mixture of convenience, covering up your insecurities and fueling your ego.

>>5553754
This thing is trap, no one is online there. Instant reinforcements of loneliness

>>5559346
>It will never again be like in the old days.
No, it never will. I had kids, and it was the best decision of my life. I talk games with them. Problem solved.

>>5559668
>you will give your money, your attention, your time and teach them the best you can
>they will grow up to be degenerates because you can't compete with the system
I'd say having kids creates much more problems than it solves.

>Be me
>23
>Have own place and decent job
>Invite friends over to smoke weed and play retro vidya almost every other weekend
>Modded OG xbox with a bunch of emus, 4 controllers, comfy couch
>Spend hours playing Super Bomberman 5 and Tetris Attack while baked out of our minds
I love life and I love my friends

>>5559671
>i grew up to be a degenerate
That's not true. You're not a grown up. You're an old infant.

>>5553408
I have a couple of younger friends I introduce to older games. Mario Party, Streets of Rage and Mario World are all easy hits, one of them got really into Gauntlet when we last played.

>>5557815
I thought the same during my 2005 4chan discovery days. Then I stopped being an edgy faggot and it turns out some people are backstabbing fuckfaces but there are still good number of decent to awesome people out there. I hope you grow out of it, anon, and I genuinely mean it.

>>5560015
Whenever someone unironically uses "edgy" I just stop reading. Grow up you faggot.

>>5560021
Whenever someone unironically uses "faggot" I just stop reading. Grow up edgelord.

>>5560149

>>5560156
Nice meme kid
>>>/v/

>>5560178
You're embarrassing yourself.

>>5553418
Yeah I remember having some pretty ugly fights over stupid videogame multiplayer with my friends and not talking to them for days. Whenever I found something cool we could play together they would rather play mmos or licensed shit instead.

>>5560149
To be fair anon was using it ironically. He didn't know at the time that you literally suck cock.

This thread hits me right in the feels.

Anyone in Toronto?

>>5559364
of course it's the last ones
are you some sort of literal brainlet for not figuring out we're mammals that benefit from each other?

lmao imagine thinking you're smart for figuring out that you hang out for other people because it helps you out in life
talk about being a fucking retard

>>5560770
No, you fucking retard. I'm talking about thinking that there's something other than the raw instinct of self-preservation at play. Friendship is a lie, that's my sole point. You can be social to cover all your needs and be on your way. Human nature is garbage, only primates would willingly engage with it more than absolute necessary.

>>5558048
zbazowany post

>>5560771
dude I honestly just want you to admit you're one of those nihilist/self-hating faggots
or can't you just plan ahead in life for more than 2 weeks? enjoy being completely alone at 50
I don't care how you justify your lack of friends to me, I just want you to admit you've sucked cock before and don't know what "friendly competition" is
you're weak and I want you to fade away from society even more than you already have

>>5560771
>thinking you're enlightened or emotionally intelligent for having this thought process, embarrassing

cringe and disappointing-your-father-pilled

>>5560771
*tight hug and motherly kiss*
Shh anon you're gonna be alright.. it's gonna be alright..

>>5560808
I like how you absolutely CANNOT comprehend my line of thinking, I just HAVE to be a bitter loser incel, right? I MUST be projecting, right?
You can rest assured that my feelings towards people like you are the same.

>>5560812
You're really hammering this enlightened narrative, son. I don't remember implying anything of the sort, you seem to be quite insecure.

>>5560827
Fuck off and die, tranny.

>>5553418
t. doomer

>>5560843

>incel

>tranny

Everyone with a healthy social life is much more likely to NOT be those two things, sweaty ;)

>>5560843
>calls me an incel
>as I send my girlfriend a screenshot of this post

>>5553418
Seek professional help.

>>5555935
>weedfag thinks /vr/ shares his degenerate retardation

>>5561027
>as I send my girlfriend a screenshot of this post
That's legitimately sad if true.

>>5553408
None of my friends are really dedicated enough to try and sit through some old ass game with limited continues. I have one friend who is sort of into it, but doesn't give enough of a shit. Beat Guardian Heroes with his brother though.

Grow the weed and "friends" will come. Buy it and you're just a faucet.

>>5561027
turbocringe

you in CA?
I will come over and smoke your weed and eat pizza with you my retro brethren. If you suggest we play killer seven and your pants come off I'm booking it though.

>>5561027
based

>>5564589
samefag or super mega ultra cringe?

>>5564881
Dude, stopping such a hateful little faggot.

>>5564889
So super mega ultra cringe it is

>>5553418
>>5557845
I'll pray for both of (You)

>>5565436
man-child confirmed

>>5565509
And now the penny projects

>lol muh weed, muh friendship

pathetic

>TFW a bunch of friends I still keep in touch with and have regular game nights with

>>5553408
>>5555723
I’d bring some decent hooch and a pack of spirits. And I keep sanitary wipes as well.

>>5555818
You deserve to be here

>>5555869
>simulation and sports
>games

>>5556390
>makes several drugs
>don’t do them, they didn’t work the way we planned
Also, a winner doesn’t want to work for the government. They would because they feel compelled to.

>>5561027
based and redpilled, I’ve done the same from time to time

>>5564471
kek, it’s been a while

>>5561697
why?

>>5558802
>>5559364
Yet another samefag attempt.
Something tells me you're a decently read highschooler who's underage.
Don't worry, we all find out we actually find people we like eventually.

>>5566841
Suck my fat one.

>>5566841
He's correct though.

Go back to /v/ where you belong.

>>5566262
under rated