/vr/ - Retro Games

same difference

>>5547550
>Don't get red spheres? Then, what is my objective?
versus
>Get blue spheres? Okay, will do.

>the status bar literally has a picture of a blue sphere
>the counter goes down after collecting a blue sphere
>durr why can't i get red spheres

>>5547564
>objective is to get blue sphere
>simple enough
>doesn't say you can't get the red one's also
>touch red sphere
>game over
How was I supposed to figure that out?

based & redsphered

>>5547550
Itt OP learns that he's autistic

Is it even possible to get this 7-up?

>>5547550
If you touch a red sphere do you lose a life?

>>5547594
Depends if you have knuckles plugged in or not.

His name is Miles? I thought he was a monkey, not a measure of distance.

How come shitposting like this is tolerated but shmup threads aren't? The moderation team needs to be replaced.

What port of Monkey Island is this?

>>5547625
>>>/global/rules/8

>>5547620
His name is miles prower, and it’s about as much of a measure of distance as parsecs in the kessell run, you fuckbag

>>5547625
Because most of these faggots love grindy ass slow moving jarpigs. Get with the fucking times.

>>5547620
miles prower is such a retarded name. yeah, hilarious pun MILES PER HOUR ahhahahha so fuckign funny. dumb ass gooks

>>5547586
Yes.

>>5547574
>How was I supposed to figure that out?
anon you are too retarded to play sonic games.
Go back to mario.

>>5547668
Sonic's KONG QUEST and knuckles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSB9SZvtP2I

>>5547659
Because that is what Sonic games are.

>>5547550

the file name alone shows you're a trollfag. But I'll indulge you and say that by that logic you should also avoid the bumpers even if you need them later on to get blue spheres.

>>5547550
OP doesn't know shit about logic operators

>>5547550
If you did that you might never try to encircle the blue spheres

>>5547550
You don't actually get the red spheres though, since they kill you. So it should say "Don't try to get red spheres".

why is sonic running on the water?
who does he think he is?

I wish he'd make another review.

1. "Don't get RED spheres" does not prohibit getting BLUE spheres.

2. "Get BLUE spheres" does not prohibit getting RED spheres.

However, if you adhere to 1. rules, you WON'T get killed, whereas 2. will.

OP is correct despite being a faggot, it's basic entry-level Logic.

>>5547574
You weren't, these games weren't meant for you

>>5547574
Trial and error. Why not just read a fucking walkthrough you cunt?

>>5547550
Why doesn't it just say "Get blue balls"?

>>5547574
learn buh doin', cleetus

>>5547586
sonic doesnt like 7up. hes a sprite

>>5547550
Wrong.
It should say "get only the outlier blue spheres so the inner ones become rings and it's easier that way too".

Another thing about this game, the control is fucking crippled. His actions are so delayed he jumps like he's on the goddamn moon.

Can we all agree Sanic special stages peaked with 2?

>>5547586
that's a pizza

>>5549226
Not when Sonic 1 have the best ones. (and, dare I say, most aesthetic too)

>>5547550
>>5547574
>>5548926
WHAT ABOUT BUMPER SPHERES?
jeez

>>5547550
red sphears are for nuckles

It explained it in the fucking manual. It's a retro game, those used to come with manuals, remember? That was until they figured out that retards couldn't be bothered reading, so now every game has to start with a shitty tutorial.

>>5549226

>>5549210
>he jumps like he's on the goddamn moon.
easily the best part

>>5549226
This one was more challenging.

>>5549584
>touch the emenies you die
>touch the spikes you die
>fall down a pit you die
>don't breathe for too long you die
>stand under the sign you die
This game is too hard.

>>5549584
What about bootlegs? They didn't come with manuals.

>>5547550
>a swallowed the fork, spoon, plate, placemat, tablecloth and glass because my mommy told me to eat my dinner
You know what? I honestly believe that's something someone like you would do.

>>5549226
Sonic special stages have always sucked. Its odd but it is true.

>>5547564
>>5547550
>>5547574
blue=sonic=good
red=knuckles=bad

how did nobody realize this

>>5549078
What have you done to my mind

>>5549720
>that's something someone like you would do
You have to forgive me eventually.

>>5549792
>SEGA hating on red characters
Obviously targeted at their mascot rival, Cool Spot.

>>5549697
Some games purposely designed elements around this fact, putting essential gameplay details in the manual and possibly also making the info vague or hard to infer from otherwise normal play. Examples include Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, as well as more obvious ones such as the numerous PC games which ask you to answer stupid questions from the manual.

>>5549226
No, although the Android version you're posting makes them more bearable.

>>5547574
https://youtu.be/MSB9SZvtP2I?t=82

This is 100% how I see people who say things like
>those controls didn't age well
https://youtu.be/X7gudICDxnM?t=227

>>5547550
Sonic 2 is actually a sprite change of a japanese game called donkey donkey picnic

>>5549590
Poor Tails always tries so hard

>>5549226
I never liked them, even as a kid in the 90s. I deliberately skip them because they're so tedious. I've been Super Sonic, it's not worth doing again.

>>5549370
These make feel sad, like they're trying to impress me but failing to do so.

>>5551914
You fail at grasping the genius of them.

>>5549792
That was my 7 year old logic as well

>>5549792
>>5552014
but knuckles is pink/fucshia

>>5552034
Is this a purple Mario sky thing?

>>5547550
>can't get back on the plane to chase knuckle's ass
>what the fuck is a "knuckle"
>little monkey that follows you around doesn't accomplish anything
>sonic walks on water
>can't play as luigi or jafar
diarrhea dickwaffle/10

It does't kill you. They are just the exit from the warp zone.

>>5554141
My brother died that way.

>>5547550
>>don't get red spheres
>run around avoiding red spheres
>game never ends because no one ever explained to get the blue spheres

>>5554163
>decade old nu-/b posts
All the newfag shitposts lost to time, like turds in the septic tank.

And just what the fuck is a Knuckle?

>>5547550
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

>>5554285
fuck you for reminding me of what will never be again

>>5549792
How come Knuckles' goal isn't to Get Red Spheres when you play as him?

>>5554470
red=bad=don't chuckle

>>5547625
Shmuppers are special sort of cancer.

>>5555885
Jarpig opinions are irrelevant

>>5549370
Sonic 1 was a weird as hell game as a whole, the imagery in the special stages doesn't help either.

>>5557047
1 and CD are the only Sonic games that are 100% japanese.

>>5547645
GR8 is tyranny.

>>5549370
>you realize Sonic 1's visuals are based on early 3D tech demos.

>>5554163
I miss when 4chan was the wild west of the internet.

>>5557665
Took you long enough.

>>5550026
But I had Cool Spot on Genesis. It is weird that the gane is full of sprites, though. Never thought about it that way.

Sue Sega. They caused you to part with your (mom's) hard earned cash and you were tricked into playing a game that was unwinnable at the first attempt. I would also sue for the time and effort you used up and possible emotional distress damages also, particularly on the shock of seeing what happened when you first hit a red sphere.

>>5558859
*elbow cocking noises*
Here comes the hammer, brother.

>>5547625
This is a reference to an old YouTube video, to be fair. Though we've reached the point where it's indistinguishable from actual shitposting if you haven't seen it.