/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5544601

How's your virginity, trollfag?

funny how it's still the best 2d platformer ever made

I fucking hate the first one. But World is the absolute shit. It fucking rules and controls so well

Cause it was all we had.

Parents couldn't afford to spend 60 quid on a new cart every week, so you tended to have 1/2 CORE games, then you MIGHT rent one if you lived near somewhere that rented. I didn't, so I played Mega Man 3 and SMB3 to DEATH.

Wages were lower too, and games were new and unknown. You'd know this if you lived through the late 80's/early 90's

Every fucking day, there's some faggot posting this shit.

>UM ACTUALLY GOOD GAME BAD

Just fuck off, dude. You're not creating discussion, you're not contributing anything. Low effort baitposting should be a bannable offense.

>>5544628
And you're not bringing any counter arguments to the table, just sperging out about /current state/ of the board. Put your weight on it, Nancy.

>>5544632
There's no point arguing in good faith with dishonest trolls, Anyway it's ok to not like things.

>>5544632
>looks like dildos and controls like swinging dicks.
Hardly the philosopher yourself mate

>>5544601
>looks like dildos and controls like swinging dicks.
Apex NES experience. Now play Zelda LOL and see how big the delusion gets

>>5544650
>>5544669
Calm down and collect yourself. The controls are pretty bad and it feels like mario is ice skating.

>>5544627
>wages were lower
Untrue if adjusted for inflation. Many kids today won’t get any paid games period, why do you think Fortnite is so popular?

>>5544735
you just don't understand how the physics work and/or are to used to different physics

>>5544601
Tint is way off.

>>5544628
>Low effort baitposting should be a bannable offense.
Isn't it though? Trolling outside of /b/ and extremely low quality posts.

Excuse me ladies and gentlemen I have a very important announcement to make.

*Clears throat*

Niggers.

>>5544746
Yours? Yes, absolutely.

>>5544601

looks like /vr/ took the bait again. damn this board is easy mode for trolls.

>>5544601
Ugh. That’s just lazy.

>>5544601
No it's not, it was a huge improvment over the Atari 2600, Intelivision, and Colecovision in graphics, gameplay, replayability, controls, etc.
You're just a zoomer.

>>5545157
>Super Mario Bros. was a huge improvement over the Atari 2600
Stopped reading there, your consolewarrior brain is clearly melting.

>>5544746
This is historically accurate.

>>5544601
>looks like dildos and controls like swinging dicks.

>>5544669
>Zelda LOL
>Zelda: Link's Other Lover

>>5544601
sage

We didn't like it at all in Eastern Europe. Basically, if anyone would say "I played Super Mario", everyone would laugh at that.

>>5546015
t. zoomer

Fuck, i love /vr/ sometimes...

>>5546015
yeah my school was like this when i was like 13 and everyone thought it was cool to play cod and fifa. these were sub 100iq underclass chavs which puts them in the same category as east euro slavs.

>>5546015
>>5546191
in my experience, everyone wanted to play mario, even the low IQ chavs.
But I'm talking 2D Mario, during cod and fifa times, yeah probably I dunno.

it's garbage like this that makes me absolutely glad i don't visit this terrible board anymore. nobody here knows anything. this board is like watching two football teams of down syndrome kids running wildly around the field

>>5544601
because the jump and run physics were so fucking good, and collecting coins was like heroin thanks to the sound and the jumping

>>5545161
>>5546015
>>5546191
>>>/v/
never come back

>>5544628
Troll and wxteme low quality posts are both against the rules. Its just mods want 4chan to be a shithole, so they don’t enforce anything that could improve the board.

Hope you fags like the new sonic movie threads

>>5544628
based dennis koopa

>>5546497
I do enjoy those threads. They're much better than sticker collections.

>>5546015
Go slav squat in a corner. No one cares about the bad part of Europe.

>>5545162
No, it absolutely isn't.

>>5546650
Sorry, I meant H I S T O R I C A L L Y A C C U R A T E

>>5546650
>>5546709
Only problem is the aspect ratio is off.

>>5544601
>MY NAME'S OP!!! DICKS, DICKS, DICKS!!!!!!!

What did he mean by this?

>>5546493
old dumb angry boomer

>>5544746

Ahhh, just like the developers intended

>>5544601
Agreed. I'd replay pic related any day. SMB controls like utter shit