/vr/ - Retro Games

Glad I'm not a Sonic fan, else this might upset me.

Looks fantastic, can't wait for it.

>>5539828
Personally, I like how they modified Sonic to be a little more modern than his original design, so he's more relatable to kids today while still mostly staying true to the developer's intent.

Repulsive, and I don't even like sonic games. That's just a terrible design even if it wasn't based on an existing character.

Sorry but not retro

>>5539836
Ohohoho no, no, no, no, sweetie. You will have to carry this burden whether you want it or not.

>>5539836
Cut loose just this once, anon. We can have some laughs making fun of this shitty movie.

>>5539836
>movie about retro video game character
>not retro

>>5539828
my colleagues and I already had a good laugh.
what were they thinking ?

>>5539848
I'm gonna make a thread about the Hit Adam Sandler film Pixels if you don't shut the fuck up Donny

At least they didn't fuck up Robotnik too ba-

>>5539864
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>>5539864
I feel like he's going to be the only good thing about this movie.

>>5539848
By that logic we can discuss non-retro Sanic games here because "they star a character that's from the '90s".

>>5539886
We can discuss you're mom here because I been boning her since 1999

>>5539829

Lucky you, No worries, they will get you too when they will make the castlevania movie with tom cruise and danny devito.

>>5539828
>blue arms

>>5539954
The threads on /vr/ made me hate Castlevania fans, good riddance

I wonder if this will be what finally sends CWC over the edge.

>>5539848
Saw this the other day at Mia

why is everyone hating on this? its on purpose. It's for normies and faggots that will watch it ironically

>>5539969
This
It's the new Emoji Movie or Boss Baby movie.

>>5539873
this

>>5539974
I understand Boss Baby wasn't quite as terrible as the trailer made it seem. Emoji Movie, however, was.

>>5539873
idk, carrey hasn't done a funny acting role since the '90s
also he's a raging leftist faggot obsessed with trump now

As I run through Act 2 of the Green Hill,
I take a look at my lives and realize there's 2 still.
‘Cause I've been bouncin and dashin' so long That,
even knuckles thinks that my mind is gone.
But I ain't never smashed a badnick that didn't deserve it,
Me ever goin slow? you know that's unheard of.
You better watch how you talkin' and where you bouncin, Or you and your homies might end up in a Spike pit.
I really hate to trip, but I gotta go fast,
As they croak, I say "if you're not first you're last bitch."
I'm the kinda hog that little furries wanna be like On my quills in the night, makin OC's in the street light.

We been collecting extra lives Livin' in a hedgehog's paradise

Look at the redesign they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, Sega's begin on the street.
So I gotta be down with the furry team.
Too much television watching, got me chasing rings.
I'm a educated hog with emeralds on my mind
Got my gloves on my hands and green in my eye
I'm a loc'd out hedgehog, bot bashin banger
my homies have downs syndrome, so don't arouse my anger.
Fool, death ain't nothin' but a Spike pit away I'm livin' life run or die, what can I say?
I've got 3 good games will I live to see 4?
The way things is going I don't know.

We keep spending most our time, waiting for a dying franchise

Emeralds and the furries, Furries and the emeralds
Badnick after badnick, Level after level

Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin'
Amy's in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'.
They say I gotta beat robotnic, but nobody's here to teach me
If he can't go fast, how can he reach me?
I guess he can't, I guess he won't I guess they front, that's why I know I'm out of continues, fool!

Tell me why are they so blind to see That the ones sega hurts are you and me?

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>>5539969
It looks like they knew they couldn't make something to 1)please everyone and 2)be taken seriously so they took it to the nth degree with farceness and self deprication. Mitebcool