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kek, sorry PlayStation

>> No.5529573

necessito context por favor

>> No.5529743

>>5529573
on playstation, all these textures would be fluttering

>> No.5529876

>>5529569
>tumblr

>> No.5529919

Sega talked so much shit in the 90s... they deserved to die.

>> No.5529938 [DELETED] 

>Nintenkids got Sin & Punishment and Star Fox 64
>Segakids got Panzer Dragoon I & II
>Sonykids got no 3D shmups

It hurts, bruhs...

>> No.5530031

>>5529919
Why so angery?

>> No.5530073

>>5529938
>Sonykids got no 3D shmups
i thought omegaboost and Einhander were 3d shmups

>> No.5530082

>>5529938
false flagger caught red handed

>> No.5530096 [DELETED] 
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5530096

Being a PSX-only peasant during 5th gen must have sucked hard.

>> No.5530102

>>5530096
Sin & punishment. Punishment & sin. IN THE HALL.

>> No.5530109 [DELETED] 

>>5530096
b-but muh metal gear...
m-muh resident evil...
m-m-muh final fantasoy...

>> No.5530169

>>5530109
Do people actually cope like this?

Do they really pretend those examples weren't the best out there for that gen?

Sad.

>> No.5530232

>>5530169
>Do people actually cope like this?
It's all they have after participating in 30 year console wars.

>> No.5530264

>>5529876
>implying

>> No.5530278 [DELETED] 

>>5530169
>the best out there for that gen?
subtle bait, but the reddit-spacing killed it

>> No.5530287

Sega fans are pathetic. Always seething.

>> No.5530291

>>5530287
You have all ov /v/ to shitpost freely, sonyboy.

>> No.5530292

>>5529938
There's several, you dolt:

>vanark
>jupiter strike
>omega boost
>cowboy bebop

Nice try though

>> No.5530326 [DELETED] 

>>5530292
all shit compared to s&p, starfox and the panzers

>> No.5531825

>>5530232
been fightin so long, we don't know what we're even fighin for

>> No.5531839

>>5531825
reading /vr/ is like watching two senile old men fight

>> No.5531840

>>5530291
I don't think he is a Sonyboy. Sounds more like a Nintendicklet to me.

>> No.5531845

Segatards still loyal to the loser.

>> No.5531847
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>>5530169
>best out there for that gen

>> No.5531848

>Saturn
>best at anything

>> No.5531852
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5531852

>>5531840
This thread is about Sega mocking Playstation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNrfIGIlQUQ

>> No.5531909

>>5531852
Sega is like that asshole in middle school that talks shit about everyone until he got his ass kicked.

>> No.5531912

>>5531909
SOA*

>> No.5531917

>>5530326
Yeah I knew you would say that. 4chan incels get really puredictabu after all these years.

>> No.5531923

Gamera 2000 is identical to Panzer Dragoon but with hilarious acting.

>> No.5531938

Sega didnt excel at anything

>> No.5531949

>>5531923
this guy is correct.
Play Gamera 2000.
It's Japan only but has live-action cutscenes in English/Engrish

>> No.5531951

>>5531938
someone needs to make a pasta like that for Sega

>> No.5531995 [DELETED] 

>>5531917
>incel
go back

>> No.5532009

>>5531852
>posts the crusty old version of this commercial

>> No.5532158

>>5531995
I thought you trash were proud of being unlikable losesr?

>> No.5532169

Name a more visually impressive game on the PlayStation than Panzer Dragoon Zwei
Pro tip: you can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQVNHQZWq64

>> No.5532173

>>5532169
Spyro
Terracon

next?

>> No.5532181
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5532181

>>5532169
I can't.

>> No.5532194

>>5532169
https://youtu.be/KOtGQ01P72U

>> No.5532232

>>5532173
holy shit taste

>> No.5532238

>>5532194
christ at least post armored core or forsaken or omega boost which was what you were actually being baited to post

>> No.5532242

SEGA SATURN GOOD

>> No.5532249
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5532249

>>5532242
It really is. I'm surprised many people just found out about it recently.

>> No.5532256

>>5529938
I just got Xevious 3d on PS1, that's not a 3d shmup?

>> No.5532263

>>5531852
God I want to fuck Nights so bad

>> No.5532264

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMOMsEmde-w

Is this worth watching? As much as I love these games Im not sure I can subject myself to 1 hour of trying to figure out what the hell these japanese men speaking in broken english are trying to say.

>> No.5532272

>>5532263
Nights is genderless you fuckin' psycho.

>> No.5532358 [DELETED] 

>>5532256
2,5d

>> No.5532385

Saga was the only good Panzer Dragoon game.
This is an opinion which is both normie as fuck and actually true.
The other games are not "Hidden gems", they are shit.

>> No.5532397
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5532397

>>5532385
>and actually true.
Not really, also PD1 is hardly a hidden gem, and Zwei is legitimately one of the best rail shooters of 5th gen.
Get good.

>> No.5532418

>>5532397
You liking it is fine, I'm glad you like it.
That doesn't make it good though.

Some people like to eat shit.

>> No.5532447

>>5532418
You not liking it is fine, some people aren't able to notice good game design when they see it.

>> No.5532458

>>5532418
Stop being a contrarian faggot

>> No.5533764

>>5532272
Not him but they still got a mouth.

>> No.5533798

>>5529569
Gamera 2000 is better and have a great OST by Zuntata

>> No.5535217

does Elemental Gearbolt count

>> No.5535220

>>5535217
No, that's a duckhuntvania.

>> No.5535272

>>5532249
Satanic imagery in that photo.

>> No.5535365

>>5535272
More like saturnic

>> No.5537374

Fuck the saturn

>> No.5537408

>>5537374
Fuck ur mum

>> No.5537460
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5537460

>>5529569
Sorry Saturn

>> No.5537506

>>5537460
babbys first 3d shump

>> No.5537512

>>5537506
This
>>5537460
StarFox64 is for infants. Go change your shitty diaper.

>> No.5537516

>>5537512
>>5537460
>>5537506
3d rail games are all for infants. Worst thread on this board right now.

>> No.5537518

>>5537516
Oh really anon? Tell me again what's a "big boy" game I should be playing?

>> No.5537729

>>5537460
>nintentoddler thinks starfox is better than panzer dragoon
top kek

>> No.5537738

>>5537506
On rails shooter, not a shmup

>> No.5537740

>>5537738
potato, tomato

>> No.5537743

>>5532173
Absolute yikes and cringe.

>> No.5537748

>>5537518
D00m

>> No.5537767

>>5537738
rail shooters are games like hotd and time crisis
3d shmups are games like panzer dragoon and starfox

>> No.5537778

seganiggers

>> No.5537787

>>5537767
Those are light gun games.

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5537848

>>5537787
No see? Right on the disc, 3D Shooter.

>> No.5537858

>>5537787
>light gun genre
no such thing

>> No.5537859

>>5537512
>>5537729
>dismissing Starfox 64 with "muh nintendo is for kids" /v/-tier meme
you guys don't deserve to be called Panzer Dragoon fans.

>> No.5537861

>>5537848
>>5537858
House of the Dead and Time Crisis are light gun games.

>> No.5537864

>>5537859
It's not a particularly great shooter, star fox is okay but it's entry level. Not really worth talking about.

>> No.5537871

>>5537861
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_House_of_the_Dead_%28video_game%29

>Genre(s) Rail shooter

>> No.5537875

>>5537864
and your opinion matters because?
SF64 and Panzer Dragoon II are among the best.

>> No.5537901

>>5537871
>he believes wikipedia
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Crisis_II
Piss off, nigger.
>Time Crisis II is a light gun arcade game and the second installment in Namco's Time Crisis series, introducing co-operative multiplayer to the franchise. It was first released in arcades in March 1997, with an enhanced port released on the PlayStation 2 in October 2001, bundled with the GunCon 2 controller (G-Con 2 in Europe). Ports for the original PlayStation and Sega Dreamcast were in development, but were cancelled and never released
>light gun
>light
>gun
>light gun
It's an on-rails shooter if you're a faggot who sits at home and plays with a controller.

>> No.5537929

>>5532181
That was okay I guess?

>> No.5537931

>>5537929
that's not even his final form.

>> No.5537956

>>5537901
Not even him, but from that same page you're cherry picking info from;
>Genre(s)
>Rail shooter
>again
Are you done embarrassing yourself yet? Maybe next you'll want to start trying to convince people that DDR is a dance platform game and not a rhythm game.

>> No.5537971

>>5537956
>Time Crisis II is a light gun arcade game
I don't give a shit what some dumbass wrote the genre to be to make himself feel better about playing a light gun game on a console in his living room moving a cursor around his shitty TV with a d-pad like a faggot. Light gun game if you play it like it's meant to be played, queer-rail shooter if you play it like the turbofag you are at home with the lights off and the volume low because your daddy said he wouldn't put your suppository in if you didn't keep the noise down.
>Star Fag
Rail shooter
>Immigrant Welcome Mat Dragoon
Rail shooter
>Area 51 on PSX
Rail shooter
>Area 51 in an arcade
Light gun game.

I bet you play Hogan's Alley with a mouse. Fag.

>> No.5537974

>>5537956
Here, I'll fucking help you:
>playing a rail shooter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkMK_mWnVbU
>playing a light gun game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF8tQfwnAu4

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5537975

I wish there were more SuperScope games.
Or that the Menacer got any worthwhile games. Wasted potential.

>> No.5538001

>>5537971
>>5537974
>I don't give a shit what some dumbass wrote the genre to be to make himself feel better
>unironically typing this while getting angry about rail shooters not being called "light gunny shooty shoots"
Jesus Christ, could you project your insecurities any harder? Keep sucking enough cock and maybe you'll earn the dough to buy a real gun to suck on kiddo. Regardless of your life's clearly pathetic outcome those games are still rail shooters and using a light gun, mouse, D-pad, or your dick on a touchscreen won't change any of that.

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5538010

>>5538001
>lol ur patehetic and poor and didnt amunt to nething stoopid
I got the money to buy any gun I want, light gun or otherwise, sad to say. Enjoy being a faggot, but I recommend you stop opening your ass to any random dude down at the truck stop or you're gonna catch shit that don't wash off.

>> No.5538014

>>5538010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En__V0oEJsU

>> No.5538043

>>5538010
>I'm so accomplished I get mad at rail shooters being called what they are!
>Here's a picture of my da- I mean MY master's as proof!
Sure thing, just remember to put the gun to your head instead of taking that anger out on a shopping mall.

>> No.5538054

>>5538043
Whatever you gotta tell yourself to help you sleep, anon. Whatever it takes.

>> No.5538058

>>5538054
lol stay mad rail shooter fan.

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>>5538058
I have nothing to be mad about because I can afford this: https://www.mpamusement.com/Details.asp?List=34&Product=339.. Enjoy your rail shooters.

>> No.5538084

>>5538070
>I have nothing to be mad about
>he said while seething the entire time
K. Now post pics of your cabinets for us.

>> No.5538096

>>5538084
>dox yourself
I'm good.
>>5538001
I think this is where I say "cope" or whatever the hot meme is.

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5538098

What do we call games that have "lightgun game" gameplay but don't use a lightgun?

>> No.5538102

>>5538098
Rail shooters.

>> No.5538135

>>5538096
>I can buy all the cabinets!
>Here's supposed parts of my totally real master's and the year I obtained it as proof!
>b-b-but I don't want to dox myself with pictures of mass produced arcade cabinets so you'll have to settle for nothing!
Ah, so you're full of shit.
>says cope
>while denying calling rail shooters what they are and posting pictures of what might be his master's to better his self esteem to a total stranger on the internet
Ironic.
>>5538098
They're all called rail shooters unless the gameplay takes place on a static environment, then it's a shooting gallery. You know, like how rhythm games aren't called "guitar games", "dance pad games", drum games", etc. Their method of input is at absolute best a subgenre of a subgenre (shooter>rail shooter>light gun), so a game like House of the Dead is a light gun rail shooter, Point Blank is a light gun shooting gallery, and Pokemon Snap is a rail shooter (no light gun subgenre).

>> No.5538154

>>5538135
>light gun isn't a genre!
>it...a ...yknow...SUB GENRE
Oh, man, the seeds of doubt. Whatever you gotta tell yourself, bro.

>> No.5538194

>>5538010
Kek is this guy for real?

>> No.5538202

There's lotta autism here...

>> No.5538206

>>5538010
This guy

>> No.5538208

>>5531848
>>Saturn
>>best at anything

It had some of the best 2D fighting games of that generation.

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5538216

>>5538208
Had a bunch of good games.

>> No.5538217

>>5538098
belt-scrollers

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>> No.5538236

>>5532169
Playstation was fucking disgusting at graphics but you can't tell me that the saturn was STARVING for good games. Wasted potential.

>> No.5538242

>>5537864
>>5537512
>>5537518
The turbo macho sega autismo strikes again.
Why you people pretend shmups are the only thing that matters? Calm the fuck down,Stop pretending that the Saturn was some hardcore gamer fantasy. You are not a man by pushing buttons on a children's console programmed by chinks.

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>>5532173
>Spyro
>better than Panzer
this thread is full of fucking retards.

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5540426

>>5529569

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>>5540426
Fuckin' based. Hopefully this entire board acknowledges your post, anon.

>> No.5540473

>>5538010
top cringe
light gun games are on rails games. 3d shmups are corridor shooters

>> No.5540475

>>5532169
https://youtu.be/wVwA2SXK1H4

https://youtu.be/ypTqzZIDfHE

>> No.5540590

>>5540426
i'm a playstation fanboy, but fuck, it's true.

>> No.5540620

>>5540590
Now go buy a Saturn, faggot.

>> No.5540736

>>5537460
This and the first Roue=Squadron on Gamecube are my favorite 3d dogfight shooters, and ive played a lot of them.

Star Fox is unironically a 10/10 game.

>> No.5541261

https://youtu.be/o5mATOLGYWY

>> No.5543651

>>5541261
It's pretty impressive that they were able to fit every Saturn exclusive into one commercial.

>> No.5543663

>>5532194
damn this game looks gorgeous

>> No.5543665

God, I remember when /vr/ wasn't overrun by stupid ass millenials.

The Panzer Dragoon games shit all over every other 3D rail shooter of that era. Not a SINGLE PlayStation game can contend with them. Like another likeminded anon in this thread said earlier, that baby ass console would struggle to even RUN those textures without fluttering and collapsing in on itself.

And please don't make me laugh by seriously suggesting Star Fox 64 is in any way a good game. It's a fucking rehash of Star Fox 1 and 2, and is responsible for indoctrinating an entire dumbass generation to the point of begging for "more" 64 rehashes until the franchise reached it's logical endpoint with Zero and keeled over to die an embarassing death. Your fucking franchise is built on lies and mediocrity, whereas Panzer Dragoon stands the test of time and has no such equivalent in reception history. Go ahead and call me a Sega boomer or whatever it is you can come up with since you can't refute any of this.

>> No.5543692

>>5543665
have sex

>> No.5543731

>>5529743
Saturn has the same problems as the psx when it comes to displaying perspective correct textures tho. In fact there is more psx games that figured ways to fight it then there are 3d saturn games in total.

>> No.5544371

>>5543665
Panzer Dragoon 1 is a mediocre entry though (nice first level presentation, that's about it). Zwei is where it's at.
SF64 is one of the best in the genre too.

>> No.5544425

>>5543665
>rail shooter
A rail shooter features gameplay where the player's movement is restricted to a rail, the player only controlling the aim of a weapon. In corridor shooters, the player is not restricted to a rail, and can navigate his ship freely in all directions while being kept inside a contained area, a corridor. Examples of this are the Star Fox and Panzer Dragoon. Examples of 3d rail shooters where the player is on a rail are games like Area 51 or House of the Dead.

>> No.5544430

>>5544371
COPE
O
P
E

>> No.5544437

>>5544430
cope with what?

>> No.5546478

>>5530031
He ain't angry he's just stating facts

>> No.5546481

we need a general for segafags

>> No.5546486

>Never the company
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good game before 2005 and even then was carried by vastly superior games
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out their Japan comfort even when Microsoft threw millions when the company needed it
>Instead, allowed themselves to get worked into a shoot by pachinko money marks
>Main evented the lowest drawing console generation
>Tanked the buyrate of Saturn in late 90s outside Japan so hard the company quit the console business after Dreamcast
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 6th best arcade developer
>Only the 7th best console manufacturer
>Only the 9th best gaming mascot
>Only the 5th best rhythm game developer
>The company's mascot, Sonic the Hedgehog, was utterly BTFO by everything else and achieved nothing notable unless fans have 100% creative control on him
>Japanese and American branches constantly headbutts each other in backstage politics all up the ass
>Needed misleading performance enhancement advertising to beat SNES
>Bought Atlus, the company's only positive impact on the business, purely for the crossovers
>Spent the rest of company's life carried by weebs and nostalgiafags
>Is the gaming equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre developer whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty business for years
>The biggest impact the company had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of their regional divisions to job to each other.

>> No.5546491

>>5546486
>Never the company
what did the author of this pasta mean by this?

>> No.5546494

>>5546491
KYS SEGATARD

>> No.5546496

>>5546486
>t. literal wizard who never leaves the house and has never played in any arcade ever

>> No.5546498

>>5546494
>not having been an idort in the 90s
and then you ask yourself why do you lack soul

>> No.5546504

>>5546496
arcade games are shallow garbage

>> No.5546506

>>5546496
I think it's just a falseflag post, from the /vr/ guys who want to force their arcade vs progress shitposting.

>> No.5546508

>>5546491
Like how Undercarder or Cuck cold simp autism was never the guy ya seething, simp-ass Sega mark.

>> No.5546510

sega never made a good game

>> No.5546516

>>5546510
the very game in OP's image begs to differ.

>> No.5546524

>>5546516
delusional

>> No.5546526

>>5546524
Not really, it is a great game.

>> No.5546529

>>5546526
wrong>>5546504

>> No.5546531

>>5546529
>forcing arcade vs whatever contest
go back
also, technically, Zwei is not an arcade game as it is console-exclusive.

>> No.5546667

Good job OP. You revealed /vr/'s true colors.