/vr/ - Retro Games

Tokae-Dama > Puzzle-Dama >>>>> shit fart cum >>>> Susume Puzzle-Dama

And if you ever make the mistake of playing susume make sure you die at least once to avoid playing the hentai ugly bastard salaryman.

>>5501845
What is this look trying to convey?

>>5502085
Ambivalence, like when you find a real gem on /vr/ and then the babbies from /v/ come by

>>5502085
>I hope you're only joking when you sexualize me, anon, that's pedophilia

>>5502150
I don't wanna sex arle I wanna sex kikimora.

I fucking hate the last bosses in these games, I've been stuck here for an hour

>>5502175
The early Puyo Puyo can be brutal, yeah.

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAIww8ZnkmQ

>>5501845
So I'm just scrolling through the catalog and I see the OP. How come it seems like Arle is staring back at me?

>>5502085
She wants you to lick her smelly loli asshole.

Remember to practice your chains.

>>5502085
>>5502558
S U C H A S I L L Y E X P R E S S I O N

>>5503449

>>5503498
Stop looking at me you sonnuvabitch!

lol?

>>5503818
What did she mean by this?

>>5503826
She wants to try a Puyo match with the pedo

Kindergarten Arle is not for fugs. Only headpats and hugs.

>>5503498
that thread, man...

>>5503854
This.

>>5503436
rip annotations

>>5503818
What did she actually mean by this?

Arle is the cutest loli in vidya, but I bet her ass still smells.

I mean, she is a human being after all!

>>5505467
That's not cute at all wtf. I just lost all respect for Arle. Dirty human.

>>5505467
I don't care, she's so cute that her humanity isn't disgusting.

I'd rather have Arle shit all over my face than hold hands with a different girl. She is THAT cute.

>>5505540
Anon are you okay?

>>5501845
mods? the stealth pedo threads are back

>>5505605
Hakuna Matata.

>>5505471
>>5505540
Please, stop humiliating my waifu.

She poops like any other human being, but PLEASE don't say it in front of her. Spare her the humiliation!

>>5505540
Is Arle even human? I thought she was a mage.

>>5505637
Do mages not poop?

I actually rolled pic related on the /vr/ gauntlet yesterday. What am I in for other than the cute loli? I already got my ass kicked by some fucking footfag.

>>5505641
Depens on whether it's just a human who learned magic or an actual fantasy race of "mages" who are genetically different from humans.

In that case, there is the REMOTE possibility of them not pooping because the author of that fantasy world decided that these humanoid creatures that aren't really regular ass real life humans have different biological functions from humans.

It's likely that Arle is just a smelly, pooping human, though. And even if she belongs to a non-human race of humanoid mages or whatever, that race probably poops just like humans. I mean, Arle wears clothes. She has legs. She clearly has ass cheeks. She probably poops. So pathetic! How can she live with herself or have any kind of dignity?

>>5505665
Arle is too young and silly to comprehend the shameful nature of the human condition.

She does not give a shit about shitting.

>>5505647
Spam Diacute on top of Diacute.

>>5505647
>cute loli
>got my ass kicked (referring the the loli he controls in the game)
How can she be cute when she's got an ass? Asses stink.

>>5505681
It's time to stop.

What the fuck is even going on in this thread?

>>5505705
Some autist has been going on today posting the same shit, he's on the Sailor Moon thread as well.

...puyo?

>>5505837
...Puni!

>>5505837
Cover up your pathetic, dirty, sweaty human body, you adorable pig!

I know we're talking retro, but man, SEGA has been slacking lately. We haven't had a new mainline Puyo game in a long while.

>>5505710
oh it's that guy who killed my cardcaptor sakura thread

Arle's butthole.

>>5506195
They mostly just focus on their Puzzles and Dragons knock off really. It's only on anniversaries of the series do they they actually roll out a brand new game ( Puyo E-sports doesn't really count as a new game. That one's really more of a stripped down version of Puyo Tetris with the Tetris Characters replaced with ones from Puyo quest) with a new gimmick that everyone will use for little bit then switch back to Tsu rules.

Where does one even start if they want to get into puyo and are a flilthy gaijin?

>>5506252
>>5505710
I've been looking through the archives and holy shit this dude loves shit

>>5506778
I don't love shit. It's disgusting.

I only love the humiliating, embarrassing, shameful, degrading fact that cute girls still poop despite being so adorable that the idea of them pooping just doesn't seem real. So pathetic!

>>5506708
>with a new gimmick that everyone will use for little bit then switch back to Tsu rules.
That's the case of every new game since Fever.
I don't blame them, Compile kind of ran themselves into a corner with 2 and never were able to quite replicate the flash in the pan ever since.

>>5507604
Why was she slumped over?

>>5501845
which madou monogatari game is that from? Also are the madou rpgs worth getting into? Are most of them in japanese?

Which are you, /vr/?
>>5509897
It's the PC Engine one. They're all in Japanese except the SNES one and the GG version of the first game, which are both fan translated. The dungeon crawlers are mostly meh. Most interesting to me is the Genesis version since it uses input combos for magic attacks which makes the combat a bit more interesting at least. The two regular RPG ones (SNES and Saturn) are a little bit better. Saturn's a way more generic RPG but it's probably the smoothest one overall. Honestly in all I'd just say skip them and play more puyo

>>5501845
Playing this.

>>5510048
SS Madou has a hard mode that's actually balls hard, like romhack level hard.

I know this sounds like baiting, but this Korean ripoff garbage programmed by cracked out children in a sweat shop is much more fun than Konami's multi million professionally crafted Tokkae puzzle series.

In Tokkae every time the opponent sets off a chain you can't place or pick up a piece until the chain animation finishes which not only throws off your timing but also means in higher difficulty matches the cpu sets off small chains one after the other meaning you barely even get a chance to move.
Now, in this Korean shit, not only you always have control over your pieces in all moments, but you can also set off multiple chains in parallel while the previous chain is still connecting, similar to Magical Drop or Active mode in Puyo 20th Anniversary.
tl;dr This chinkshit ripoff is fucking amazing and Konami are a bunch of hacks. The game is called Pitapat Puzzle

>>5501845
Did you guys really play this pedo weeb game?

http://sonichacking.org/entry/43

Who's ready for Mean Bean Machine to have Puyo Tsu mechanics?

>>5511198
Arle is not meant for lewds, stupid projecting pedophile

>>5511385
Arle is meant for public stripping and humiliation in front of her classmates.

>>5510048
True Neutral

>>5510048
Neutral good for days.

>>5505226
She wants to play puyo tetris

Listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7ohvhznfaY
Now this
https://youtu.be/4Fr7IQ6expM

Coincidence?