/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5495996
You’re a Goron

>>5495996
Because you're a zoomer.

>>5495996
It involved having an imagination to create in your minds eye

>>5495996
Eat your tide pods

>>5495996
WHAAAHNWHHANNNWHANNNNM

>>5496127
They looked like fruit gushers to me

>>5495996
Don't forget to pick up your special trophy on the way out

>>5495996
Your parents failed to feed you enough actual fruit.

>>5495996
cultural conditioning by ad campaigns and insidious jewish plots to make you buy jewellery when you're an adult

wait a second, JEWellery???

>>5496619
And ellery comes from hilary, which comes from hilarius, which means cheerful. Jewelry = jew cheerful.

>>5496008
>hey let's sell the most toxic thing you can swallow and design it like yummy candies

>>5497003
Usually, only very unpleasant tasting and inedible fruits come in those colors.

>>5497005

Rare games have the comfiest collectibles

>>5497008
I put a bunch of nasty berries in my mouth as a kid before the delayed nastiness hit. That blue looks like bad berries.

>>5497005
That doesn't matter, because candy very frequently comes in those colors.

>>5497448
Most non-chocolate candies are not valid because they are only an imitation of something better.

Has anyone ever forged real gems into those shapes

>>5497458
How does that matter? We're talking about a child's perception of whether something is edible. Candy is edible, kids find it tasty, and it comes in those bright colors. The Tide Pod looks like candy, so dumb little kids try to eat it. The naturally-occuring colors of fruit in the wild don't matter, and your personal dislike of candy doesn't matter.

>>5497465
Natural selection. Non retards know you shouldn’t eat detergent.

>>5497487
The problem is that toddlers are all retarded and don't understand language yet. It's not like the problem was with 12 year olds eating them, it was 2 and 3 year olds. All they know is that Tide Pods look like the brightly colored candies and chew toys they've been given and know the like. They don't have a concept of what detergent is.

>>5496127
>>5497013
>mfw I realized they did these sparkles in actual world space and not screen space

old console devs were total mad lads

>>5497463
Gems are cut, not forged

And no, that shape isn't very good for a real world gem. There are many optimized cuts to bring out the maximum brilliance of each gem type.

>>5497494
>actual world space and not screen space
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>5497487
>>5497493
not me btw

>>5496008
Which generation is "zoomer" exactly referred to?

>>5497497
They create the sparkle sprites/polygons actually where the physical item is(world space). Today you would feed the item surface info to a shader/buffer and draw the sparkles as a post processing effect(screen space).
Just forget it, it's nerd shit.

>>5496008
I still have difficulties to comprehend why any person with a spark of sense would consider eating laundry detergent. What is wrong with people?

>>5495996

what was their fucking problem?

>>5497602

>>5497620
more like a wrapped chocolate bar, even has brown parts on the edges

>>5497493

I think people are not talking about toddlers eating them but that weird trend a while among teens to eat those (is that still a thing or has it been replaced by the next trend yet?)

>>5495996
I thought I was the only one...

What flavor was the blue part?

>>5497664
Teenagers were never eating them, teenagers were joking about children eating them after a few small children were hospitalized for it and it got into the news.

>>5498190
Looks like anodized aluminum.

>>5498414
I hate to break it to you but teenagers were totally eating them. A quick YouTube search would reveal that. My youngest brother was 14 at the time and a bunch of his friends put them in their mouth and bit down and became very sick.

ITT, fat fucks

>>5496008
This guy is alright though

>>5498451
Fuck this gay earth.

>>5497536
And how did you noticed it?

>>5497013
That game isn't rare lol

>>5497576
>with a spark of sense
your answer

>>5497465
Little kids werent just eating it. Youtubers are it as a joke and their idiot followers did too.

>>5498612
There is some clipping going on between the object and the sparkles. Would not happen in a post effect,

>>5498623
It literally is, though.

>>5497008
so fuckin tasty

>>5497005
And deadly frogs

>>5499523
Frogs don't make their own poison.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_dart_frog#Toxicity_and_medicine

>>5498451
>very sick
You mean chemically burned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmibYliBOsE

>>5499554
I think how the poison gets into the frogs is really besides the point.

>>5499604
Dude's a joke. Is a doctor but couldn't keep a gf because he's such a Gamer.

>>5495996
Id eat Zelda's hidden gem if you know what i mean

>>5495996
>>5496127
>>5497602
I love collecting hidden gems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c03VytA1hQ

>>5499007
Just learning openGL myself, that's pretty neat.

>>5499751
we dont know what you mean

>>5495996
You’re the reason why lawyers put warnings on everything.

>>5499751
I would also bite the clitoris clean out of her pussy, if that's what you mean.

>>5499751
That's a good looking gem