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Daily reminder

>> No.5479957

Sonic wanted to be Mario.

>> No.5479959

>>5479957
Mario wanted to be Pitfall Harry

>> No.5479963

>>5479943
Jazz Jackrabbit 2 was a fun game, good level design, and even had proper coop.

>> No.5479967

>>5479943
Did Bart Simpson want to be Sonic too?

>> No.5479976

>>5479967
He did actually. So did Goofy's son Max.

>> No.5479984

i wanted this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGmhtEEJaOw

>> No.5479987

>>5479959
Pitfall Harry wanted to be Bilbo Baggins.

>> No.5479998

>>5479984
I don't understand that video.

>> No.5480001

>>5479943
Don't talk shit about Rocky Rodent, I will fuck you dead

>> No.5480003

>>5479957
Mario wasn't cool though.

>> No.5480007

>>5480003
Mario's better than cool. He's classy.

>> No.5480013

>>5479943
how tf is jersey devil a sonic ripoff

if anything he's like a bugs bunny/batman ripoff. and that's probably intentional

>> No.5480021

>>5480001
>defending a rodent
>a rodent
Stfu you rat prick. Hedgehogs aren't rodents. Suck one.

>> No.5480028

>>5480007
Not with that plumbers' crack

>> No.5480030

>>5480021
They're needlemice.

>> No.5480051
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5480051

>>5480030
https://youtu.be/uq0AXdQOR90

>> No.5480109

>>5479943
The only good one in that entire pic is Jazz Jackrabbit.

>> No.5480119

>>5480013
Maybe a Bugs Bunny / Batman ripoff design-wise, but the gameplay's more like a bad Crash ripoff.

>> No.5480194

>>5479959
It'd be more accurate to say that Mario wanted to be Popeye

>> No.5480204

>>5479963
>>5480109
Jazz Jackrabbit games are sincerely good times

>> No.5480217

A bunch of failed, shitty F-tier mascots wanted to be a poor man's Mario? What kind of point do you think you are making here, OP?

>> No.5480250

>>5480217
t.zoomer

>> No.5480427
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>>5479943
for me its magical cat

>> No.5480429

>>5480007
>bing bing wahoo
>classy

>> No.5480431
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5480431

Scotformers are totally radical dude. Kid Klown is super KOOL.

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5480435

>>5479943
Socks the cat is the best scotformer

>> No.5480436
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5480436

>>5479943
I prefer my scotformers extra cheesy

>> No.5480439
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5480439

>>5480436
DANGEROUSLY CHEESY

>> No.5480442
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5480442

>>5480439

>> No.5480447
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5480447

I REALLY like collecting cheese and hidden gems in scotformers

>> No.5480453
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5480453

I miss speedy and looney tunes cartoons. damn no fun allowed pc culture.

>> No.5480454
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5480454

7up is the best gamer fuel

>> No.5480456
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5480456

BUG!

>> No.5480458
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5480458

>>5480456
BUG! TOO!

>> No.5480460
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5480460

FUCK CRASH

>> No.5480507

>>5480119
..what? jersey devil's kind of a non-linear collectathon. it's nothing like crash gameplay-wise

>> No.5480526

>>5480021
No you shut the fuck up you massive faggot, kill yourself with dildos

>> No.5480548
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5480548

>>5480526

>> No.5480556

>>5480028
>overalls
>exposed asscrack

>> No.5480565

>>5480051
fuck off baka gaijin

>> No.5480584

>>5479987
More like Indiana Jones

>> No.5480646

>>5479943
Very surprised Crash Bandicoot didn't make it into that image since he started life as "Sonic's ass game".

>> No.5480647

>>5480119
wow it's like you've never even played it

>> No.5480664

>>5480646
That's because Crash ended up being good, everyone else but Sonic are failed rejects.

>> No.5480758

>>5479943
>every forgettable shitter wanted to be sonic

>> No.5480772

>>5480664
Crash bandicoot wasn't a side scroller.

>> No.5480975
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5480975

>>5480758
>Jazz Jackrabbit
>forgetable

>> No.5481015

>>5479943
Based Bubsy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRvw04OA1i0

>> No.5481018

>>5479998
You dont have to understand besides the fact that that anon is on drugs

>> No.5481097

>>5480664
Jazz Jackrabbit didn't fail by PC standards of the time.
It was a cult hit and Jazz 2 has a huge community to this day.

>> No.5482580

>>5480119
You're full of shit, but you're right that he's very derivative of Crash as a character.

>> No.5482602

>>5479943
It continued into 2009 with Zaku. Good luck getting to play it.

>> No.5482625
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5482625

Anyone crack the DRM on that yet? I want to emulate it and yes I own a "cart", so c'mon.

>> No.5482683

>>5480565
No u

>> No.5484136

>>5479943
>Bubsy

Bubsy a shit.

>> No.5484139

>>5481015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTAlr5raV2U

>bubsy
>based
>ever

>> No.5484242

>>5480194
He should've kept on following that path instead of aping Mickey Mouse.

>> No.5484612
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5484612

>ctrl f socket/time dominator
>0 results
Plebs don't even know proper good sonic clones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnVAuyWAf5A

>> No.5484856

>>5480456
>>5480458
I remember there was some sort of sweepstakes/marketing campaign for some kind of frozen pizza in the 90's to win a Saturn and a copy of Bug. I think it was Tony's Pizza but I can't find anything about it on the internet.

>> No.5485353

In the 00s...
Everybody wanted to fuck Sonic

>> No.5485373
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5485373

>>5479943

>> No.5485387

>>5485373
OH SHIT!!! My cousin used to have that when we were kids. I've never been a able to remeber its name. Thanks Anon!

>> No.5485435
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5485435

This was intended to rival with Sonic

>> No.5485504
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5485504

"Kill your TV, maaan!"

>>5481097
>Jazz Jackrabbit didn't fail by PC standards of the time.
>It was a cult hit and Jazz 2 has a huge community to this day.

By shareware standards, Jazz Jackrabbit and it's sequel were both successes.

>> No.5485507

>>5485353
more like
in the 00s...nobody wanted to be sonic
in the 10s...everybody wanted to fuck sonic

>> No.5485510
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>> No.5485628

>>5485510
was sonic 2 tupac's favorite game

i think biggie was really into street fighter

>> No.5485663

>>5479943
More like in the 90's corporations realized that they could appeal to 10 year old boys by giving their cartoon characters a level of superficial edge. You are trying to ascribe the taste and aesthetics of a whole decade to the tastes of young boys from about 90-95.

>> No.5485724

>>5480007
This is how we know you're a zoomer. In the 90s every good game was cool, because all the effects were fresh and new. Especially mario. Look at the mario kart commercial and tell me that wasnt cool. Picking up bowser and swinging him, not cool? Fuck you bandwagoner retards, it takes only a single snes ad to prove you werent there.

>> No.5486108

>>5484139
Based Bubsy responsible for JonTron's best review video.
Why is Bubsy so based?

>> No.5486114

>>5485510
Reminder that Michael Jackson did nothing wrong and is 100% innocent.

>> No.5486605

>>5486114
and he had a hit game and a successful career that made everyone on the planet jealous.

>> No.5487317

the 90s in a nut shell, Going to the video game store in hope that the good games still unrented.
Spending Fri/Sat/Sun No Sleep gaming hard trying to "wrap" the game before its due back.

>> No.5487841

>>5485510
>the most mentally unstable and successful musician in the world turns out to be a sonic fan

>> No.5487851

>>5480442
literally my first Gamepro magazine. Still have it in a box somewhere I'm sure.

>> No.5487897

>>5479957
No, he wanted to be better than Mario. He was close in 1993-4, but fucked up ever since. Thanks salty Sega of Japan.

>> No.5488147

>>5480003
Nor was Sonic. That's why he's an autist-magnet

>> No.5488156

>>5487841
His love for Sonic would explain alot

>> No.5488167

>>5487841
Well, Nintendo is the white man's console like the Sega is the black man's console. Sega of JP & America knew how to appeal to the urban communities.