/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5417612
Twisted Metal, OoT, Pokemon R/G/B/Y

>autist magnet
>retardo furbait
>shaky screen
>screechy sound
>vroom vroom hurrr fast

>>5417628
Winner

you're saving a galaxy world by world to appease your father whom also happens to be a god

>>5417630
>autist magnet
Minecraft
>retardo furbait
Starfox
>shaky screen
?
>screechy sound
?
>vroom vroom hurrr fast
F-Zero

>>5417639
wrong, and all lines are discribing the same game.

"No!"

>>5417630
Sonic?

>>5417676
ding ding ding
you're a winner

Some guy who can move fast but can't jump murders animals and idealists while hoarding trinkets

>dungeon crawler for accountants

Turns out it was the Jews

>>5417764
Grand theft auto 4

>>5417612
>>5417628
I suspected Twisted Metal as well but I don't think OP ever played it if he thinks it's like a cart racer.

racial stereotypes punch each other into submission in hopes of getting to punch a dictator

>>5417751
Elder Scrolls: Morrowwind?

Fruit lover gets lost in a maze and is chased by ghosts

>>5418325
Pac-Man

>>5418325
PacMan

>>5418325
tony hawk pro skater

>orange cat
>collects yarn
>fights aliens
>more like a bridge too short

>>5417630
CTR
>>5418291
SF2

>>5418336
Bubsy?

Man in a helmet shoots lasers and repeatly touches men, women, and little boys

>>5418338
Yup

>>5418342
..Megaman? Hulk Hogan?

>>5418349
Nope

A spaceship blows up a screaming head in space forever

1) Kid kills god so that people can sleep, safe and sound.

2) geek and his friend go on a fantastic adventure but find out in the end that the butler did it all along

3) in order to rescue your friend's sibling, you must abuse an infant

An ugly Eurotrash character walks down a corridor for 20 minutes. An American marsupial shortly thereafter upstages him.

>>5418342 was Robotron 2084
>>5418360 was Sinistar

Honestly, describing Williams games straight could still fit this topic.

Rookie cop runs around a police station shooting everything in sight

Guy flies a dragon to a tower

>>5417612
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

>>5419317
Metal Gear Solid

>>5419325
Not what I had in mind.

>>5419310
Disgusting PSX/Saturn Lunar 1 remake.

>>5419317
Physical Education.

>>5419307
Jill sandwich part 2.

>>5417630
Sonic for sure

>>5419340
Is that even a game?

>>5417737
Link from any Zelda game

>>5419334
I'm just joking I know that its PE

>>5417751
NYSE ?

>>5419362
Too obvious huh

Black holy man hits things with hammers

>>5418291
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out

>>5419336
Nope

>>5419370
Diablo 2?

>>5417612
Girly boy has daddy issues and gets lost in his dad's big ass mansion. Also his friends are squatting there too.

>>5419370
Paladin from Diablo 2

>>5419352
Physical Education = PE, friendo. And PE = ________ ___.

>>5419374
U win a cookie

>>5419379
Unironically clever.

Girl searching for cake befriends a box

The city is on the brink of destruction and bestgirl runs around the city capping niggas left and right and leaves niggas seeing stars

>>5419389
The third Biohazard game

>Alright so there's one fucking dungeon and you can either fish or go play in the dungeon and that's basically it.

>>5419393
How did you know

>>5419397
>leaves niggas seeing stars

>>5419354
Not what I was thinking of

>>5419310
>>5419336
>>5419373
Pants Ur Drag Une.

You have to plug the controller into slot 2 to beat the boss

>>5417612
>>Fishing simulator, comes with bonus medieval fantasy game.
>>10 year old cockfighting savant runs afoul of a criminal organization.
hearty chuckle

>>5419487
Duck Hunt

>>5419431
Correct

>>5419387
Not Retro

> running around with metal music in the background

Gay twink doesnt know that he has someone else's memories and everyone goes 7deep10me when they learn that the gay twink has someone else's memories and they pretend that its not a retarded plot point

Backwater hick goes looking for gardening tools and ends up killing the president.

>>5419487
Number fifteennn
Psycho Mantiiss

>>5419852
Ff7

>>5417674
terminator 2 arcade

>>5418413
The second one is secret of evermore

>>5417612
A nation is invaded by a cruel dictator and must liberated by a gruff foreigner.

SNES game.
Walking dead if it was written by Weird Al Yankovic.

>>5420097
Zombies Ate My Neighbors?

>>5420103
Winner

>>5419375
Good old Alucard

>>5417612
Australian with a knife tries to hunt a Lynx, turns out he's tougher than she thought.
Also, an extremely well written plot.

>>5420121
Final Fantasy 9

>>5420121
Chrono Cross?

Baldur's Gate with guns

>>5420150
fallout

It made Al Sharpton go bananas

>>5417674
Ocarina of Time
the original copypasta making fun of Harry Potter was better

Underrated stealth action game from n64/ps1 gen

Arcade table game where you're in a dress trapping aliens in bubbles. Wasting too much time on a board will cause a million more to appear.

Game's a little obscure but it had so many remakes that people on /vr/ should know it.

Rah reh re rah re ruh rah reh

>>5421465
Help! A black guy fucked my mom 3

> roguelike
> dungeon crawler
> java
> bonus.com
> mouse only
> "dungen"
> start in town
> go deeper into dungeon
> town was solid overhead image
> dungeon as atari/10 8-bit

fight people with flight path percentages

Fun multiplayer dark fantasy arpg hack and slash for n64

>>5421390
winback?

>>5418360
starfox?

>>5418291
street fighter ii (whatever edition).

pokemon but you travel 20 years back in time to stop bill gates from being successful and get steve jobs life back

>>5417612
>Super Queen reference
>Queen reference strategy game
>Queen reference 64
>Queen reference Advanced

it's that game where the opening cut scene shows the main guy doin' some shit he has to do and the music is going like this
Doo, doo-doo-doo-doo doo doooooo
Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo-doo-doo doo doooooo
Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo
Doooooo dooooo dooooo doooooo doooooo doo-doo-doooo doo-doo doo-dooooo doo-doooooo doo-doo doo-dooooooo doooooo dooooo doooooo
Doo-doo-doo-doo doo doooooo
Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo
And so on.

>>5421974
Kept you waiting, huh?

sorercess falls in love with a guy with cool hair who is really good at cards

>>5421979
Idklol

>>5421507
it's Banjo

Sand nigger tries to take over the world

>>5421878
I've been trying to remember this game for years.. .

> racing game with a track editor, the crashes are often more entertaining than the gameplay.

>>5423896
Was it that Lego Racers pc game fromt he late 90s?

>>5417639
Why do you have to be such a fag?
Everyone knows it's Sonic.
Fuck, I hate people like you.

>>5422416
Ocarina of Time (Ganondorf)

1) An incompetent geek is afraid of turtles.
2) Wrestle mutants
3) Search for a frog

>>5422416
Prince of Persia 3

>>5423992
>1) An incompetent geek is afraid of turtles.
Lester the Unlikely

>>5419379
That's actually quite witty.

Guy is fighting a dragon then the dragon curses the guy during its death throes then the guy suffers the dragon's curse and has to fight other dragons to overcome those dragons' curses, too. I think it was called "The Guy Who Pissed Off Some Dragons."

>>5417751
Rogue?

>>5417612
The thirteenth final fantasy

Loot shooter the new sequel

Exaggerated characters go on world saving quest the game #25

Movie tie in the video game

Collect things for many hours && the occasional platforming challenge

New competitive card game rules and stories and characters

You win if you give us your money the game

>>5417764
Deus Ex

>>5421920

Gauntlet Legends

Game 1
>Robot with big balls must clean up the earth
Game 2
>Big tanks and big titties
Game 3
>Old man's electronics are destroyed by a little boy at least 8 times in a row (the rest aren't /vr/)
Game 4
>Commit genocide for fabulous prizes!
>>5418413
Number 3 is Yoshi's Island

>>5420416
One of the Donkey Kong Countries. I'll say 64, 'cause it has the most bananas.

>>5419317
Parasite Eve!

You can play it using games from the competing system.

>>5417612
Skeleton has revenge against an unholy THOT

A knight, a barbarian, a warlock and a sorceress duke it out with each other to establish a new kingdom.
Featuring cheesy graphics, pink dragons and pigmen with crossbows.

>>5424606
Might and magic?

>>5424623
Almost right.
More specifically?

>>5424660
Heroes of Might and Magic 3?

It's super hot outside and you like standing on the counter, kill animals in a tall building to get more animals to kill the higher up animals and get all the chicks.

>>5424890
Sky-blue Sleep-time-imaginings.
Also, fuck Kewne.

>>5424195
In case anyone was wondering, it was Tower of the Sorcerer. I also wouldv'e accepted DROD RPG as it's pretty much the same game with more stuff.

>>5424945
Say that to my face not on crystal ball motherfucker and see what happens

good job

>>5424945
Say that to my face not on connected crystal ball motherfucker see what happens

good job

>>5418413
Ok no one's found the first one and I've been curious what it is

>>5425108
That was mine. The other two guesses earlier ITT were correct. Want me to just ruin the first one or, perhaps, give another hint/description?

>>5424559
I'm only certain of 3. It's Giga Guy, right?

>>5425121
I guess a hint would be great actually

>>5418413
1 is kirby?

>>5418281
It fits, but not retro

>>5424491
Yup

>ash clone fights aliens and saves the world

>>5417612
Save States and Parkour: The Game

>>5423992
3. Blaster Master

Here's mine
>1. Everybody has chronic miopia and Cars with guns

>2. Destroy victims of a ruthless dictator and reinstall monarchy

>3. Half Super Mario Kart half Rock and Roll Racing half Saturday Morning half Failed Pest Control

>4. Extremely Elaborate Abortion Performed by an Insect

>5. Start Looking for a Pig. Destroy Catholic church in the process.

>4.

LGBTP organ extraction simulation meets Starship Troopers meets III Reich revisionists

>>5424559

1 is Vectorman

>>5425145
Gimme a sec. I'm trying to think of a witty way to describe it without giving away too much plot. Suffice to say for now, it's basically Everybody Dies - The Game.

>>5425149
Nope.

>>5425235
Buzz Buzz is not an insect.

>>5425273
I thought it was, too, but I'm not familiar enough with the backstory to have said so with certainty. So Vectorman is basically a cleaning droid? Why does he have light blast weapons, then?

An alien survives 100s of gruesome deaths, becomes a god, and destroys a Trump-esque empire.

>>5425290
he is tho.

You win nº 3. I am surpressed.

Creepy overly excited clown travels the planet fucking up people who immediately regret fucking with the clown helping him find the treasure on the moon he immediately leaves behind becuz friendshipp

>>5425125
>>5425273
>>5425292
Ding-Ding-Ding

>>5425306
idk, Anon; Buzz Buzz says he's not a bee. And, being of alien origin, we really shouldn't assume his species fits neatly into our taxonomic system.

>>5425280
Okay, thought of a good hint: Nigel changed his name for some reason and is pretty quiet now.

>>5425329
It's some jrpg isn't it?

>1 some ghetto mother sends her kids out to throw hands so some other gangs join in and beat the shit out of each other

>2 dude wakes up and goes to wake up some other guy, killing hundreds along the way before becoming god of the snakes
>3 a teleporting dude with lung cancer goes off to kill god with a laser sword

>>5424571
It was actually the original DKC

>"I killed my mentor"
>I'm not his murderer
>Has a really shitty save system

>>5425292

I dunno about the light weapons, but basically Earth became overpopulated and polluted, so all humans moved to different planets and sent droids to clean up the mess they made. At least I think that’s what it is

Man in a suit electrocutes niggers and drills little girls

>>5425324
He's the protagonist from the first Mother, who came from the future tranfering his soul to a bee in order to comunicate with Ness.

That's why he says 'i am not a common bee'

>>5425902
Sorry, but your head-cannon doesn't make any sense. And he doesn't say 'i am not a common bee,' which would imply admission of being some other, uncommon type of bee. He says 'A bee I am. Not."
Furthermore, how would an earthling from the past travel from the future from space to the past on earth? Wut

>>5425523
Not retro. He also doesn't drill them.

>>5423905
no

>>5425920
It's very obvious you have not read my essay on the subject.

Sorry but I don't speak dummy fluently so you will have to leave this site.

>>5423979
Relax

>>5417612
>>5417628
I'm pretty sure the second one is Breath of Fire 3

>>5421973
Ogre Battle

>Some asshole wakes up in a morgue after some hardcore binge drinking.
>Someone pulled a prank on him and wrote a shitty fanfic on his body while he was unconcious.
>In order to cope he starts talking to a skull.
>And then he sees ghosts.

>Neverending Story, but you have a gun and can't stop running/flying

>>5423979
cry more about it

>>5419394
Nobody has tried to get mine yet.

Some kids save the world while eating hamburgers and croissants

>>5428028
Space Harrier?

Dragons shoot balls at balls to make them go away

>>5428646
Bubble Bobble?

>>5425335
I wouldn't say that, no.

>>5425329
>>5418413
Is this first one really so obscure that no one guess? Or is my hint just that bad?

>>5419383
>>5424001
Thanks.

Robots, not-elves, and humans team up to chase after a woman with a cool bangle.

>>5425235
>>5. Start Looking for a Pig. Destroy Catholic church in the process.
Breath of Fire 2.

A woman who doesn't go by her first name scoffs at your 9999HP cap

>>5423896
hw stunt track driver

Voice actor for some anime cop and voice actor for some anime military dude go around killing monsters and demon's to stop some bitch ass nerd from ending the world or something. If you're a showoff, you can over kill shit with some awesome super attacks.

>>5418360
Sinistar

>>5428632
Yep! Great job!

>>5429830
valkyrie profile

a bunch of tree hugging, science haters spend weeks murdering animals and blowing shit up.

>>5428000
Giving away far too much to make this a challenge nameless one. I mean 'anon'

>you and your copilot steal everybody's birthday gifts and they aren't happy about it...

>>5428691
Yes

>>5429956
Winnar

>>5417612
>anthropomorphic dog dad and son get lost and kick blocks

>>5431480
Goof Troop

>not Rambo fighting aliens

>>5431773

Contra

>>5431780
Correcta

>>5429676
Congratulations dude. That was amazing. I was pretty sure no one would guess it.

>Ninjas become involved in politics, Hilarity ensues.

>>5422416
Sid Mier's Civilization

>>5423896
Stunts/4D Sports Driving

>Dos game
>Tron-ish
>Scary faced antagonist talks to you/mocks you before each level

Rare attempts to make a Metroidvania for NES.

Fails and puts Fabio on the cover

>>5432338
Ironsword

>>5432351
Yep

>>5432158
Good Chicks.

1
>Gay mute caveman

2
>Goku with a sword

3
>japanese domino ruberg creator

careless, multitalented rodents best a series of. mazes as the ottomans prepare for war

>>5425461
Eye: Divine Notretromancy.
But seriously, I can't really think of many games with such wasted potential, the gunplay and setting are top notch, but everything else is just bloated and contrived, such a shame...

>>5432701
>>Goku with a sword
Chrono Trigger

>>5433206
>being this confidant while being this wrong
You should run for president.

>>5433250
I'm not a cuckmerican so I cant run for president

>>5433251
didn't stop obama

High school student travels through time to have sex with his daughter

>>5432701
>Goku with a sword
FF7? I don't know much about nipRPGs.

>>5417612
Dense man searches for adoptive daughter.

Some guy collects books and silver items, and ends up on a floating island

What the fuck do any of these levers do? (it's on PC)

>>5433348
ff8

>>5418413
Kirby doesn't kill God, just a nightmare.

>monster trucks and sniper rifles

>giant robot steals your friends
>have to choose Chad or Amy
>fuck the clock tower
>sky fortress challenges free your friends
>and the soundtrack is often the most memorable thing about this game.

>>5432701
Adventure Island?

>>5431001
mm actually the animals hop away when you defeat the robot suit

>>5433528
Good thing I wasn't talking about Kirby, eh?

>>5433206
Yeah

>>5433251
BTFO

>>5433357
It was Chrono igger

>>5433625
It was Tomba

>>5434350
>chrono igger
You sure about that?

>man gets transferred from shitty job to even shittier one after an argument with his boss, first day of work goes horribly, when he gets back home he discovers that his beloved pet is dead

>>5421426
Bubble bobble but I don't get the dress part
>>5424559
Game 4 is smash tv

>>5432219
System Shock

>>5417612
Lady with OCD runs through a maze several times before blowing it up and running away with her pets. She also fights hallucinations of large monsters that represent the fear of her own ticking biological clock.

At the end of the game, you learn she's a bit of an exhibitionist.

>>5435025
Metroid

Evil blue collar worker abducts family member and enjoys putting the familial rescuer through Sawesque Rube Goldberg machine puzzles complete with electrocution.

Emo kid goes to school to learn how to summon demons, spends all of his time playing cards

>>5433374
MYST!

Japanese west side story

>>5417612
>big boom
>get cold
>its later
>kid is old now

>>5435167
River City Ransom

>>5435145
Squall is introverted and independent, not emo.

>>5433529
Final Fantasy VIII

>>5433529
DUAL ORB 2

>>5435145
Megami Ibunroku Persona

>>5417612
This might be easy one.
In the intro Guile from Street Fighter kills Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

>>5417612
>my family is dead, so i'm gonna destroy a entire alien space fleet on my own and nobody can stop me

King tries a "get rich quick" scheme
Finds out Satan is a really good salesman

You fish with a bungee cord and a backpack.

>>5438114
Ocean Belly River Back.

>>5434657
Doom

Law enforcement officer gets arrested for burning down government property, lusts after a psychic, topples government and befriends aliens.

>>5417612
>hurr durr turn based pen-and-paper RPG in real time hehehehehe

>>5438783
Pillars of Eternity

Loser alien janitor tosses fizzy can out of space ship, drunk finds it and rules the world, mutating everything else. Objective: reclaim the fizzy can

>>5417737
Diablo?

1) Normal day to work but the microwave overheats. Kill the giant walking testicle without falling while your boss is watching you.

2) A ninja, a serial killer, a knight, a pro skater, cyclop and a former nazi play a video game in a video game

You'l get to know 90's synonims to cool on your way to 100%

>>5419826
Doom?

>>5435212
Not retro

>>5438783
Shadowrun?

>>5440168
Your horrific spelling aside, 'groovy' is not a 90s synonym for 'cool.' Nor is 'funky.' Nor 'outrageous.' It also should be stressed that you can't really consider 'way cool' a synonym of 'cool," either.

That said, Great Giana Sisters Planet.

>>5441260
"..'groovy' is not a 90s synonym for 'cool.'.."

Bruce Campbell would most likely vehemently disagree.

>>5417612
A guy goes around and kills people with a cat as a silencer.

>>5419826
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within?

>>5441341
It's really more of a 70s/80s term than a 90s one.

>>5417612

Drive and get precious gas and sometimes guns, special weapons, and credits to buy stuff. Last boss is a octopus, sort of.

>Space ship shoot lazer
>Boom

First survival horror game, you're lost and are being hounded by a quartet of monsters with crystal meth pills being your only source of strength in the dark

>>5442213
Manny Pacquiao.

>>5417612
1. Man visits Germany, Arabia, Africa, Russia and Greece, becomes local sensation.

2. Tourists visit local home to vacuum some paintings and score the loot.

>>5441260
Wrong, but very close

>>5417639
sonic

>car explosion dominos

>>5442234
mario is missing
luigis mansion

>>5442525
gta 2

>>5442213
pacman ez

>>5425108
Earthbound, I think?

a bunch of geometry smashing eachother then stop existing

>>5442615
Tetris FUCKING DUH

Ok SO YOU HAVE THIS BLUE HAIRED DUDE AND THE MOTHERFUCKER GRABS A SWORD

AND THEN HE GETS OUT OF THE HOUSE AND THERE'S SNAKES ALL OVER AND SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT ANGELS AND AND AND MUSHROOMS AND SHIT

>>5442612
Nope. : )
There's no Nigel in Earthbound and literally nobody dies in EB except Buzz Buzz, Giygas and, arguably, Everdred. See >>5425280 and >>5425329 for the other hints. Also, there're no gods in EB.

>>5442520
Yeah, and >>5442213 isn't Manny Pacquiao, either.

>>5417612
>612▶>>5417628 >>5418286 >>5419317 >>5419375 >>5419519 >>5420052 >>5420121 >>5421973 >>5424465 >>5424585 >>5425215 >>5427991 >>5431480 >>5433371 >>5435025 >>5435212 >>5437048 >>5437074 >>5438783 >>5441669 >>5441715 >>5442234
stuck in a computer - living virus
opera makes you feel - Hack the internet with special bracelets

>>5442808
Not sure, but Kabuki Quantum Fighter?

>>5419371
I chuckled.

>>5418413
1 - Alundra.

- - -

It's not a cut scene, you're drowning.

>>5442875
Final-fucking-ly!
For how much everyone on here talks about it, I'm surprised it took this fucking long to say 'Alundra.' Holy shitting fuck.

As for yours, I would guess Another World/Out of This World. I drowned during the opening the first time cuz it gave no indication that it wasn't still a cut scene.

>>5425108
Kirbeh adventure

>>5417612
"Nah!"

>>5443012
Yup.

>>5443159
Oh dear. This poor lad's retarded. It's so sad, I could cry.

A sentient firetruck's dying wish is to travel across the world, but it can no longer turn or go backwards, so you, his robot friend, have to make sure nothing gets in his way.

>>5443580
Blast Corps.

>>5417764
wolfenstein 3d

>>5417612
0. Sci fi goblin slayer on mars

1. Kill god in the tower of isekais.

2. Kill gods in well... i forgot, but you can go INSIDE of a fem goddess' body. Das hawt.

3. Cis-male mad clown ruins eveything in the world. we need some stronk but suicidal lady to kill him.

4. OMFG! It's full of furries!

>>5442537
neither are correct

1. car

2. wheelchair

3. gun

4. book

>>5443802
>starting list at 0
You don't sound as cool as you think you do.

>>5440171
Yeah

>>5443873
I'm gonna start all my lists at -1, now what nerd?

>>5442234
Is 2) Sweet Home? If so, is scoring loot even a part of it? I'd guess something else, but that's the only game I know where you vacuum paintings.

>>5443802
Why do I think they're all jarpigs?
0) Phantasy Star?
1) idklol
2) Vay? One of the dungeons is a female wizard's body, IIRC.
3) FF6?
4) BoF2?

>>5419394
>>5428039
Fate

>>5444027
is this a good game?

>>5444065
I'd say so since I grew up playing it, not sure how it'd hold up otherwise though. Its a comfy endless dungeon crawler that no one has ever heard of.

>>5444125
Holy fuck, Fate, haven't seen that game in ages. Should really get my hands on it again, see if it still holds up to my memories of it.

>>5443802
0)NuDooM
2)Binding of Isaac?

>>5444532
Is BoI even retro?

1. >Boss of your office job is part of a conspiracy and you catch wind of it

2. >Become successful after moving to new town and work towards bringing light to this conspiracy

3. >You start the game out already dead

>”Mom I think I’m ready tonight”
>*confronts fears by going into your imagination*
>socks

>>5420149
Sounds like chrono cross, yeah

1. Go to save your dog, die horribly endlessly

2. You just wanna help your girlfriend, but your cat is way too clingy

3. Story that becomes a documentary about giant robots

>>5446980
All I can think of is Deus Ex for the first 2.

>>5446980
Grim Fandango

>>5421974
Final Fantasy IV

>>5443580
>>5443605
Man, that unironically would have been a better plot.

1) moustachioed 2D owl sings this at you for no reason http://youtube.be/KqhfLTsEeZg
2) inexplicably volitant ratites fight to the death
3) flying dildo shoots lasers in all directions for no good reason

1) moustachioed 2D owl sings this at you for no reason http://youtu.be/KqhfLTsEeZg
2) inexplicably volitant ratites fight to the death
3) flying dildo shoots lasers in all directions for no good reason

tank built to save humanity wonders if he fed his goldfish before the Apocalypse

>>5447063
Yep.

>>5439173
First one is pretty obviously Half-Life

>>5443992
good call
looting things is more a knock at how you're constantly rifling through puzzle items and gear

>>5417612
play as a autistic nonbinary pansexual whos creepy uncle always talks of the netherlands

>>5448687
Indeed, grats
The second now?

You know that one weird uncle who always shows up on holidays and makes everything awkward? The one who always gets way too drunk and starts talking about what he heard on Fox News? Well guess what, he made a video game, and it's available on the Sega CD!

>>5449046
Za Saado Waarudo Waa.

so ya got some fuckin immagrant with a fake licence feeding people primary colors

Medieval magic adventure, also, there is space travel.

>>5418291
2020 democratic primaries

>>5447037
1) is Heart of Darkneess

>>5447037
1 is lost in vivo?

>>5421974
Earthworm Jim 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm7Yuq8GWV4

>>5425235
2. is Super Mario Bros 3
5. is Illusion of Gaia

>>5439173
2.) I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

>Some fucking guy steals your book and won’t give it back to you because of something your kids did

>>5450534
Underrated

>>5450574
Yes
>>5450769
No

>1. Man gets out of jail to punch crabs and be arrested for touching a piece of bread
>2. New World Order simulator
>3. Teenagers enter a spooky mansion and put a hamster in the microwave
>4. 8 hour bus ride

>>5451704
3. Maniac Mansion
4. Desert Bus

>>5451704
1. TES?

>>5451704
2 -> Syndicate Wars. But it should be WCW/nWo Revenge, brother.

>>5424465
>You win if you give us your money the game
Not retro. Battlefront 2.

>>5443847
I would play a game called 'Car Wheelchair Gun Book' based on the name alone. Make it happen.

Meet a clown in a mushroom forest, then feed a bunch of candies to animals to ride them/possess their bodies.