/vr/ - Retro Games

Poor Yuji, it’s gotta feel like your son coming out of the closet and telling you he’s gay and wants to be a girl.

it's marginally less grotesque than i-is he wearing fucking nike shoes

>>5413573
>>5413579
NOT RETRO

why do they have to make sonic look so creepy and hyper realistic when he is a cartoon?

>>5413573
Where's his hog?

They've turned the once coolest video game character into a furry fetish.

>>5413592
Because cartoons are for babies.

>>5413596
Always was.

>>5413573
>Nike

>>5413598
No

The only justice in the world will be if the Mario movie will be ungodly shit as well.

It's by Illumination, I might get vindication.

>>5413597
exactly. Sonic used to be safe and cool. Now he looks like an ugly abomination not wearing socks or gloves makes me uncomfortable.

>>5413596
>the once coolest video game character
CHILI DOGS
THATS NO GOOD
GOTTA SPEED UP
WAY PAST COOL
YEAH SUCK MY DICK

>>5413598
>furries being a thing in the 90's
Nice revisionism

>>5413629
You don't know recent history well, do you? This movement started in the 70s, evolved during the 80s and grew into full drama in the 90s.

>>5413620
He never talked in the original genesis GAMES. Giving sonic a voice was a mistake.

>>5413629
>>5413631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aF2GxWi7Ag

>>5413629
furries were definitely a thing in the 90s. you just didn't know about it.

>>5413631
Nope, it wasn't a degenerate sexual fetish until the 00's.

>>5413579
What is he saying? Does he likenit?

>>5413646
yes it was. you just didn't know about it. people were jerking off in usenet groups dedicated to chip n dales rescue rangers in 1990.

>>5413646
Sweetie, I...

>>5413650
>An anonymous survey in 2008 found 17% of respondents reported zoophilia. An earlier survey, conducted from 1997 to 1998, reported about 2% of furry respondents stating an interest in zoophilia, and less than 1% an interest in plushophilia (sexually aroused by stuffed animal toys).

>>5413652
what does this have to do with anything

>>5413650
lmao can you imagine this

obese LITERAL boomers crowding around a little shitty wooden panel CRT TV they bought from a second hand shop getting up on saturday mornings so they can tune into kids programming and whip out their dicks to fap away at a blonde haired mouse

>>5413579
>Poor Yuji, it’s gotta feel like your son

Fuck off with that parroted nonsense and fuck Yuji Naka, he is not Sonic's father. He is worth JACK SHIT compared to someone like Naoto Ohshima, in fact he's the one who enabled the SoA bullshit during the Adventure era.

>>5413646
How naive can one person be?

>>5413658
third google image result for gadget hackwrench

>>5413658
Doesn't feel more pathetic than imagining Millennials and Zoomers fapping to Japanese cartoon porn t b h

>gave him sneakers
>didnt give him gloves

>>5413669
It's like every single detail in that design was specifically made to rustle people.

>>5413636
Why? He has more personality than other mascots of the era, let him express it.

>>5413749
t. Had divorced parents as a kid

>>5413620

>YEAH SUCK MY DICK

His most famous catchphrase

>>5413658
yeah, the blonde haired mouse...

>>5413668
at least is porn

>>5413646
They were drawing and selling porn comics on actual dead tree paper back in the 80s.

>>5413663

Gadget is always a very bad example when taling about furry.

Gadget is literally just a cute human girl with mouse ears, a tail, slightly different nose and a bit less humanoid feet. She's really humanoid and very little mouse like. What little boy didn't have the hots for or a crush on her. And the show often purposely played with this, like when she put on that sexy dress.

When talking about "those weirdo furries" Gadget is a really bad example.

>>5413668
>still waiting for the day I can plug myself into the Matrix and boink a cartoon girl and feel the sensations like it were real

>>5413749
Bubsy had no pursonality and never shut up with his dumb jokes. Actions speak louder than words.

>>5413805
COPE
O
P
E

>>5413573
SONIC does NOT have BLUE ARMS

>>5413649
He is saying it's important for Sonic to have a round head and belly, and thinks they could have done a better job. Naka was a programmer though, I would be more interested to hear Ohshima's thoughts.

>>5413620
>YEAH SUCK MY DICK

>>5413650
Gadget hackwrench was the forerunner of this shit.

She unintentionally surpassed Fritz the cat in cartoon sex.

>>5413573
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>5414907
Based.

>>5414937
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

I'VE GOT QUALMS
WITH BLUE ARMS

Well they had to blow the CGI budget on something. A Sonic movie was going to be terrible anyway.

>>5413573
dafuq is that abomination, wtf lol
this shit sums up so good the sega widows, thats how retarded they look.

Speaking as someone who doesn't really care about sonic: I love this. It's like the Super Mario Bros movie done right. It's a video game movie with a chance of actually being a good "movie-movie".

>>5413620
That was the epitome of cool in the 90s you fucking zoomer.

>>5413620
remember when sonic said "Yeah suck my dick" in sonic advanture dx after defeating eggman, that wouldn't fly today for sure

>>5413620
fuck off VINNY you manchild

>>5413573
Good think I'm not a Sonic fan, because this just might upset me if I were.

>>5415181
It's just gonna be that shitty Smurfs movie but with Sonic instead.

>>5413573
Sonic wears Soaps, everyone knows that.

>>5413573
Why did they have to make Sonic look like that? They could have just used his video game model and updated his fur in Unreal Engine like this for example.

>>5416272
That looks awful too.

For fuck's sake Sonic walks up to real-ass people in his actual games, you don't need to blend him in. He has a beloved design that is the entire reason why he's survived so long in the first place, actively shitting on it is moronic.

>>5414907
>>5414938

>>5416272
That looks fuckin horrific. I want to take a knife to his fur

>>5413573
Blow it in your ass

>>5416289
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Well he's not wrong.

>>5413579
I aint reading that moon-rune garbage.

>>5413660
What have you done with your life? Where's your million seller game?

>>5416959
>ken absolute penders criticizing the quality of anyone else's sonic designs

>>5413573
>>5413579
>>5416272
>YFW the Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Film did a better job at a CGI Sonic model than Hollywood would had ever done
Just how???

>>5417331
hollywood is just a den of shlomos trying to make a quick shekel. Of course fans would do a better job.

Just played the first three levels of this game. This game is straight up better than sonic. Holy shit. They improved everything except the graphics. The enemies are actually interesting, you can't spam dash, the level design is on point, the bosses are fun, you actual health now, etc...

Fucking kudos to those guys.

>>5413579

@5417685
FUCK OFF SHILL
Not retro btw.

>>5413573
>>5413579
How is Chris Chan taking this?

>>5418891
he quit caring years ago, now all he does is shit himself and do nothing

>>5417685
just make sure you skip every single cutscene and it's a 10/10
The story and voice acting is atroicious

>>5418920
t.shill

But is Vin Diesel still playing Knuckles?

>>5414907
I work at McDonald's. What the fuck is "McChicken sauce"? You mean mayo?

>>5413827
she's the entry drug of furries. either you keep going to realize it's not your thing. I still flashback to the comic about her demanding dale shove it in her butt, but when i see fury porn, i'm pretty disgusted.

>>5418920
the fuck are you talking about. Apart from a few voice lines and not a best recording quality, there is no problems with the story mode.

but every so often another zoomer is swooshing by with "it's not AAA sound quality thus it's SHIIIIT"