/vr/ - Retro Games

>fapping

>>5397932
Share pictures about videogames characters that respect the criteria of this board, something that in your opinion is and/or was nice material for the act of self-pleasure better known as masturbation

>>5397948
how could you even fuck ms pac-man you daft cunt

Bitch was STACKED

>>5398157
She’s got a mouth don’t she?

Even Rick couldn't help but stop and fap to Jennifers' tiny white dress.

>>5398379
What game is that? Looks dope

Battle Chess on the NES. Everything that happened to the Queen piece was really fucky. I have no gifs.

erections saga

>>5398412
Light Bringer for Arcade.

hnng

>>5398157
Speak for yourself cuck. I want to teabag her face with my smegma encrusted balls so badly, hopefully she might even gargle them just like if they were power pellets

>>5398551
This and pic related are mandatory for these threads

after several days playing ff6 my mind began to harbor an unnatural attachment to terra

>>5398574
Unnatural in what way?
Like you made shrines for her in your closet and stuffed a fleshlight into a green haired barbie?
Because if it's just "Man I like this character and kinda wish I could fuck her" after playing a game and experiencing the story with that character for so long, I don't know if i'd call it unnatural.

I felt something similar for Marin in the Gameboy Zelda, though I didn't know what sex was at the time, I just wanted to be near her.

>>5398157
>he hasn't experienced the joy of non humanoid waifus yet.
Oh anon, furries aren't the only degenerates out there you know.

>>5398574
just that after while her little sprite behind walking about became hypnotizing and i had to rub a few out. probably when i knew i was an ass man

>>5398593
just that after while her little sprite behind walking about became hypnotizing and i had to rub a few out. probably when i knew i was an ass man

more hnnnnng

i love her

her too LMAO

>>5398629
Ah.
Well I guess she's wearing some kind of bikini bottom or something. Not really that weird I guess. I can't really get turned on by pixels if they're less detailed than say a street fighter sprite personally.

But I can see how some people could get into it. This guy on pixiv gets a lot of mileage out of less detailed sprites: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1890160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZRa-5D7vmc

>>5398647
also the little bit of sideboob yuna shows in ffx began to affect me the same way. man i was a hard up kid

I remember when I was younger and didn't have an internet connection. You couldn't "fap" like we're used today (in all fairness it would've sucked anyway even if I did have it, for plenty of different, mundane reasons that I won't discuss for practicality); it was all fine and dandy but whenever you had the itch to unload the leathered rod's cargo, you knew shit would irremediably go south... You had to do it with whatever you had lying around, such as two clothed literal watermelons (or other spherical fruits) that after being positioned in a certain way and watched in a certain perspective, they might appear as a nice rack... But often it wasn't anything that drastic, simple imagination would do on times of famine; better else, sometimes you were so lucky you could find a porn magazine laying around the streets (those were most likely simple lingerie ads though, at least I never had such miracles)... Then you know, videogames came along being confidently more and more realistic (at least for the standards back in the day), and sometimes you got lots of legit possibilities regarding this serious matter. You start by being hesitant and by being embarassed in yourself for even thinking about it, but it was such a novelty that you had to try it at least once. So yeah, I said why not... I mean, it's not like clothed watermelons are better anyway; and so, at least in my case, it was Duke 3D's babes: that's when it all began. After the first time, everything changed. I have such nostalgia for this game and this thing I've just mentioned is probably the top reason for it; I mean.. Whenever I used to find one of those trapped sluts devoid of destiny I would quickly unzip my pants and rub it like a motherfucking German shepherd, then when I was near the climax I would press the use button and let them say "kill meee" so my imploding tree of life would finally scatter its seeds everywhere like if it was a festival of semen or something; finally, I would kill them for reasons

>>5398674
>PS2

I always liked this version more

>>5398680
oh is that not retro? poopie

I remember when I was a kid and began emulating snes, genesis and gameboy around the early 00's and saw the Sailor Moon games..

>>5397929
Milk truck just arrive

Messed around with a trap that looked like her. Great success.

not in-game but impa and veran in the oracle of ages manual were a bit much for my hormonal, 11 year old mind

>>5398918
I very much have a type.

>>5398934
What's the name of this game? Looks nice. Literally.

You know it.

>>5398679
interesting

The remake fucking ruined it

When I was like 9, I used to get a little boner when I thought of Princess Toadstool getting squashed by a thwomp. Except the thwomp would come down on her a lot more slowly. It was a room with no exits and it was just narrow enough that there were no gaps around the thwomp. They weren't gory fantasies or anything, it was very cartoony, though she did big for her life the entire time and was genuinely terrified. Of course she had extra lives, so she'd respawn in a different room where the thwomp would come at her from a horizontal angle instead. Her last life was spent inside a big blender, and she was made into a pink smoothie. No blood or bones, just pink cream.

Also got off on the idea of her being tortured by Kootie Pie Koopa repeatedly jabbing her with a a staff that had a red hot burning end... again, no gore, she just kind of yelped and some smoke came off. She wasn't even naked. Though Kootie Pie gave her some pretty hard whallops across the face too.

This kind of thing does nothing for me in my adulthood, though I do have a similarly dark fetish. It just involves no violence.

>>5398173
This is the hottest of all time. Arcade version was great as well.

>>5398679
incredibly based

>>5399113
Based.
I am disappointed it took someone this long to post it.

>>5398679
you really have a way with words anon

>>5398646
quistis is an unappreciated waifu

>>5398953

Lorna, it was on Amiga. Not a very good game but it does look good.

>>5398725
good taste
post more maria

>>5397932
this

>>5398659

I'll do you one better Anon

>>5397929
>no dragon's lair princess

>>5399513

>>5399119
what game

>>5398632
Was this "too obvious"? lol

anyone remember her?

anyone remember her?

>>5399523
Metal Slug 3. Or X. Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>5399552
Lol, I never played any of those games, thought that character was a dude 'til now.

>>5398646
Hands down the best character in the game.
quistis>squall>selphie>powergap>rinoa>zell=irvine
I am aware that Zell and irvine have op limits but god damn are they stupid characters

>>5399559
Eri is definately not a dude.

>>5398925
does the same man post impa in every /vr/ waifu thread

>>5398632
The folder you found from placing the disc in a computer was almost too much to handle at the time.

Also earliest I can think of is Kitana and Mileena from Mortal Kombat 2. Surprised I didn't develop a gore fetish or some shit.

>>5398157

There are people who want to screw Bubsy and Rayman. At least she has those lips.

>>5398379
h-hot...

Does Lucia qualify?
It's because of her I like the elves in D&D. She was cute as fuck.

>>5399573
pff yeah that probably is me, ngl. i've almost never seen her otherwise so i guess i feel the need to compensate

>>5399591
>Rayman
Bubsy I can understand, but Rayman? How the fuck would that even work?

>>5399167
Thanks, I'm not even a native speaker so shitposting on 4chan has always been good excercise for me. Don't get me wrong, what I said in that post was actually more true than I would admit irl.

Everyone thought Sarah Bryant was hot...I think not. Whoever at Sega AM2 made this character knew what they were doing when designing her, and had an insanely huge infatuation with her as do I.

iirc this slut was inspired by one of the creators', underage daughter, or something similar. Makes her even more appealing imho.

>>5399023
Is that a toilet paper bat?

>>5397929
TR1 Lara's feet

>>5399897
>Character designed after creator's underage daughter
>More appealing
You have problems.

spellcasting 301. The picture showing the end result has nipples visible through her shirt so its not going to be me posting it.

>>5399541
Good god, this is some highly refined taste right here.

>Inb4 some janitor faggot bans me over this

>>5400142
no why

>>5399897
while that's respectable, that girl doesn't look underage enough.

>>5398953
Lorna

>>5400239
youre already fuming, calm down laddie. you act like a black person who sees the police

>>5398679
topkek and god tastes

>>5398157
Faggots like that realized long ago they'll never fuck anyone or anything. They fap so much they have to start fetishizing stranger and stranger stuff just to get a fix. There's likely to be an epidemic of serial killers once this group starts to reach 27.5 years of age.

>>5400542
I didn't know everyone on 4chan was a faggot.

They're gonna fuck up her design in Battletoads 2019, you just know it.
>>5399045
>Also got off on the idea of her being tortured by Kootie Pie Koopa repeatedly jabbing her with a a staff that had a red hot burning end... again, no gore, she just kind of yelped and some smoke came off.
Good man
>watch cartoon
>wild west episode
>character gets branded
>awkwardboner.gif

>>5400759
what is this from?

>>5400814
Ravenloft Stone Prophet

>>5400814
ravenloft stone prophet

>>5400875
>>5400876
thanks, i've seen the answer in other thread.

>>5400132
Literally the worst part

>>5398568
>I want to teabag her face with my smegma encrusted balls so badly, hopefully she might even gargle them just like if they were power pellets

Capcom's Psylocke.

>>5398918
Pics pls

>>5400132
Never had a thing for Lara.
Deathtrap Dungeon's Red Lotus though.

>>5404406
I fapped to may

>>5403417
>not MvC2 sprite

>>5404437
To a human part?

Huge polygonal bobs and ass, sexy voice, when beaten she has scars and swollen eyes, literally can't ask for anything better.

>>5398173
Oh God, I remember waiting in anticipation for her when I was a kid.

>>5399541
>>5400196
This one is more fresh on my mind, I remember going to a friend's house and playing the shit out of Vynyl Goddess just to stare at her.

I can't be the only one.

>>5404989
The things Brentilda told me about her could never be scrubbed from my mind. I doubt she'd change her habits just because of her new body, she'd end up becoming fat again, which wouldn't be a problem if not for all the other gross habits of hers.

>>5400304
Top schizopost.

>>5398969
>>5404406
>tyris and sarah
>not dora and mae
Absolute noobenheimers.

I was into Bowsette before it was cool.

>>5405358
That fucking fleshy tail, delete this

The bromides and FMVs from Lunar. PSX versions.

not a mere fap
it was love

>>5399749
HOLY shit

>>5406663
>>5398643

>>5403417
>Psylocke.

...even hotter when you realise she was drawn by a woman. Eri Nakamura. At least the CPS2 sprites.

>>5397929
I still remember those glorious faps.

>>5398643
Original model

>>5398409
It looks like those Youtube random videos random spastic camera switches. Also, the model. Also, the outfit and proportions are fucking retarded. Tifafags are the worst.

>>5399045
You make everyone else in this thread appear normal

hunter was pretty top notch

>>5399045
What the fuck.

>>5407181

>>5398420
>not even Sophitia! or Sophitia!!

>>5398705
Sailor Mars is really cute, probably my second favorite to Venus. Good taste, anon.

>>5399045
Didn't know we had closet serial killers on /vr/

>>5399045
>No blood
What a freak.

>>5407596

>>5407951
>Flexing her tits
I can never tell if its my fetish or not

Air Fiend

>>5398953
>Looks nice. Literally.
As opposed to what? Metaphysically? Psychologically? Imaginarily? 'Literally' didn't belong in that sentence, you fucking retard.

Nethack was the first time I ever saw sex in a video game.

>>5408010
You have a tiny brain or you need to lurk moar. Or both.

>>5407353
That's the whole point of trying to be an edgelord

>>5398679
Sebab is that you?

>>5408028
>tries to put saddle on pet succubus
"Shame on you!"

Did you remember when Nico Collarde used her tits as a mean of completing one of the most tedious puzzles in Broken Sword II? My dick remembers it very well (especially because the version I used to play was in Italian, where her voice is even more sensual, hence seeing this for the first time was... Beautiful).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVDksWVsM54
(Easter egg starts at 7:08, she uses her power at 7:47)

when any female character loses their armor in drakkhen. i just remembered this today i'm so ashamed

>>5407961
Rouge was top tier fap material for a kid

>running around the chao garden lobby into a corner for that BOUNCE

>>5408857
I don't believe you, do you have a gif or a segment of a video to testify something like that?

>>5397929
Obligatory Golgo 13 post.
This game made 7-year-old me quite happy in places.

Creature Shock (1994)

>>5407957
furries out

>>5408854
lol i thought this was hit when i was in 3rd grade too, dont feel so bad, Anon

>>5409116

>>5397929
Pretty much the one you posted, OP.

>>5409194
Is this a mod? Those Lara texture are too high res to be the original.

>>5409204
That's true, must be a mod.

>>5407958
Tried every version of gal s during a mame porn binge. Turns out some of the later korean versions are in english, including the voice acting. Worth a look if you are already a fan.

>>5409203
>you can filter the nurses you hire by breast size
Shame there is only one girl in your results if you choose the maximum 140 cm bust.

Based Max Design.

>>5398679
At the time I thought Duke Nukem TTK/LOTB/ZH strippers and prostitutes were a massive upgrade in graphics than pixel art, lol.

>>5409249
Nice timing.

>>5409250
>>5409261
Yes!

>>5409249
>>5409250
>>5409271
Step aside, here comes the tumor... Aehm, the true stripper

>>5398679
The second babe is truly in a strategic position to be brutally face fucked, I think I'm starting to get at least some hint regarding why you would fantasize about this

>>5400190
>yfw be Snu-Snu'd by Amazons

Busted many nuts to this ad when I was 12-13

>>5409749
Toshinden?

>>5398679
LGR?

>>5397929
Pathetic

I had gfs from 13+ upwards, I didn't need vidya for that.

>>5407596
aww yiss
I remember killing her in her map and then running straight to her corpse just to stare at her ass.

>>5411065
I had a bad habit of staring at female models and dying stupidly in videogames. TF2 broke the habit as spies loved putting down porn sprays and backstabbing kids who stood still to stare at them.

>>5411118
I had a bad habit of dying stupidly while playing AS female - for instance in Tomb Raider, Parasite Eve or Blade of Darkness. Even at points in Unreal 1. Mostly beause of behindview 1. I had a weird childhood.

>>5411149
Hey man, you gotta do what you gotta do.

>>5397929

Am I weird?

>>5412414
Afrobull did some pics of her recently, so no. I never expected to see Persona 2 porn coming out now.

>>5399513
Nigger I didn't have the quarters for that

>>5407167
I mained her in the 3rd grade just to see that victory move

>>5407907
>do-da do-da hey

Annet is so hot

>>5407167
While Chun-Li did nothing for me in the original SF2 (maybe I was a bit too young?) Cammy instantly made my dick hard. I remember I'd try to redraw the official artwork without the bodysuit

>>5412402
yeah her too, especially since you see her naked ingame. Shit blew my mind back then (even tho her sprite is small and not much detailed).
Also that artbook cover.

>>5409231
Tentacle Rape
>>5410958
Not him. It's Toshinden, but I don't recognize the center girl with tonfa. Could be from sequels. I only play the original Battle Arena Toshinden in PC.

>>5413191
Annet Myer is my retro waifu and the only brown Anime girl I can tolerate

I remember staring at the minigames section and think she's cute. and she still do.

>>5413445
She's Tracy from 2

>>5399513
>daphne
>not her megathicc ancestor

>>5413641

yiff in hell

>>5413665
Not surprised this image came from tumblr...

>>5398679
It was a simpler time back then

>>5413691
i got it from google a while back i think

especially weird joke to make considering like all sensuous stuff is banned from there now

>>5407167
>not the one where she shows you the booty

>>5413609

I thought if you got a high enough ranking in that game she'd give you get a sexy pic.

>>5398379
>>5399603
fucking vorefags

Eri Nakamura / 中村 会里, the graphic designer in charge of Honda from Street fighter II and SFZero 3, Psylocke from X-Men and Chun-Li from SFZero.
She co-animated Mai-Ling/Tao from Warzard, Bulletta from Vampire Savior and R.Mika from SFZero 3.

>>5414863
>Street Fighter Zero
Kys weeb.

>>5414863
>Bulletta
>not B.B. Hood

>>5414869
>>5414872
What the fuck...

>>5399541
Came here to post this. Pretty sure I leaked some precum just playing the game back in the day.

>>5409343
what am i looking at here? is this DNF 2001?

>>5414848
let the anime girl out, mr fish!

>>5404759
whats this

>>5415412
Deathtrap Dungeon

>>5415412
Looks like Deathtrap Dungeon.

>>5398379
Now I'm addicted to vore.

>>5399023
She was a werewolf? I always got stuck on the ghost banshee way before there, but that was some fantastic music.

>>5407903
Sure, but only to satisfy the urge. Usually after I'm out of cigarettes.

>>5398679
Are you SmegmaKing?

The guy in the bottom right of the screen.

Between the arcade game and the first two NES games,Ninja Gaiden for some reason was peak hornytime.

>>5415762
i can't believe how simple this boss was when he looked so fucking tough

>>5415830
simple, but can you beat him without getting hit?

>>5415830
I remember seeing his artwork in Nintendo Power and thinking it was the most badass thing ever. His helmet was made of dried blood!

>>5404759
When beaten too profoundly, her face and skin falls off. That's slightly less sexy.

Couldn't find one of the metroid attached to samus. Suit or no suit it was sexy.

This guy, the fishmen and the mummies. Even the NES ones.

This guy and Kuros from Ironsword. (Who, yes, was Fabio)

Speaking of Wizards and Warriors

The dancing pecs were hypnotising.

Death Adder was sexy af. Not only was he a big gaol executioner looking beefcate with a badass helmet, he was secretly a bunch of snakes? idk. Snakes getting between my legs was a huge sexual fantasy as a kid.

I remember wishing for a solo adventure game for her, and at the time I didn't know why I was so fascinated with her. Looking at her now it seems like it was inevitable

>>5415670
one with the whip or the one that got chained?

>>5398421


definitely dope game!

>>5398412
>>5398421


definitely dope game!

bought it two years ago in Tokyo

>>5416212
The whip, I imagined I was one of the ones in chains.

she's askin for it!

Ecstatica ran on a strange ellipsoid-based 3d engine which was designed to be good at rendering asses to the exclusion of all other considerations

>>5417059
damn, I don't remember Twinson looking like THAT!

B O U N C Y

>>5415034
I think it's just that hideous high resolution mod for DN3D

>>5409285

I hate how they handled characters in remake

>>5417176
Jesus christ what happened

>>5415876
>gif
>not animated
There should be a fine for shit like this.

>>5416159
Righto. Sha-wing!

>>5416430
Is it Hokuto no Ken or whatever the fuck Lightbringer is?

>>5400753
>They're gonna fuck up her design in Battletoads 2019
Shit I can't believe I hadn't considered this.

>>5417381
Some of those machines are multi-game

>>5407596
Post the thicc.

>>5417256
They are based on their models in Tales series.

>>5414863
I want Lilith and Bulleta to use me as their plaything.

>>5417176

>Hates on the remake
>Posts pic showing both remakes

>>5399897
This game was such a bastardization of the source material. I hated localizations back then.

>>5398679
...thats all the time we have this week anon.

Amiga graphics were great for fapping

Apparently they hired real models and redrew the photographs into digital pictures by hand.
I would trade my left nut for those original photographs.

tfw standing on his tongue

C O M E T O P A P A

No fap but definitely attractive

>>5421687
I love the textures ps1 games used to make asses look rounder than they actually were.

>>5421687
HNNNNNNNNNG

>>5422303
>painted specular highlights

>>5418247

not retro gif but fuck it

>>5418002

>>5418002
and chained

>>5424361

I bet you wish that hadn't filed that sexual harassment complaint now eh?

>>5398551
Top tier fighter fap material here

>>5397948
based

>>5409291

I fapped to her many a time.

>>5403413
H
O
T

>>5397929
I love Monkey Island but I hate the art style of 2 so much. It seems so lazy and bad. Like why are the pants of the farmer so shiny? What's with those highlights? The shading of the dog sucks, too. All the shading and sprite work in this game is just awful.

I am shocked I didn't see Cami's ass from Street Fighter II in here yet. God she is hot.

I've also jerked off to LSL 2 and LSL 3 and a lot to 7 if that's considered to be retro by now.

>>5421687
that "come over here" would instantly get me up when i was like seven
>>5422386
...ngl, i think this did too. and i wasn't into venom at all otherwise

then again, i do have a lift n carry femdom fetish now so maybe this very obtusely played into it

>>5397948
dude, she's married
and they use storks in that universe so they probably don't fuck

>>5425281
You say that as if that would stop people from trying.

Fuck you, guys. She gave me boners and I don't argue with my dick.

>>5425281
They fuck the stork, duh. That's why it delivers the babies.

I wanted to peel those shorts off with my teeth!

>>5425516

>>5425525

>>5425576
The possessed rogues were hotter. If you ever saw their passive walking around animation they would not stop wiggling their butts around wearing those assless leather pants.

>>5425587
I'll always like the literal semen demons in the first Diablo game.

>>5408010
As opposed to sarcastically you contrarian fuck

>>5417176
Agreed, but I don't think it looks bad. It just doesn't look better.
I get them trying to keep the art style consistent between the higher res sprites and the close ups, but I don't care for it regardless.

>>5408010
This ad infinitum

>>5421687
I've seen this posted over and over, I see replies - this vidya bitch has no ass at all. Stop posting it, you're just showing how shortcocked and virginal you are.

>>5422386
Look Ma, no hands!

>>5426410
Nobody in the ps1 days has an ass. But the nice shine effect makes it pleasant to me

>>5408064
You need to expand your vocabulary you stupid fuckin zoomster.
Learn the meaning of "literally", for starters, and why you didn't need to use it as you did.

>>5410976
We're talking about childhood faps, nit when you were a preteen. We're talking about when you came between the ages of 7-12.

>>5412402

>>5415905
>Snakes getting between my legs was a huge sexual fantasy as a kid.
Are you me?

>>5426578
I don't know if it's a common fantasy or not. As I grew up I'm much more into eggs now and that seems to be much more common.

>>5398632
Dead or Alive 2.
Rank in survival and put your name as realdemo.

Go back to start screen and wait for the demo that plays when you don't hit start.

Thank me later. I must have dehydrated myself as a 6th grader.

>>5399518
That was a woman worth slaying a dragon for.

Dragon's lair's damsel was so sexy.

>>5414863
I suspect she did wan fu for samurai shodown too.

>>5415905
is that the amiga version?

her almost-nudity in the japanese version would turn me on more if her face was still veiled
https://youtu.be/uj9p9gaUpX0?t=35

>>5427608
can you not read filenames? It's even the first word!

>>5415857
Skeletons?

>>5428158
On an old CRT they looked like people in rags with berets.

>>5428158
Don't judge.

>>5425376
Felicia is top tier

>>5413665

jfc I'd fap to this now

>>5398685
f e e t

>>5399541
I remember this but I can't quite put a name on the game. I used to play it when I was a kid on my 386 computer. I want to say jill of the jungle but I don't think that is right. What is it from?

>>5428547
This was actually meant to be Jill 2 but it didn't quite meet Epic's quality standards at the time, so they released it under a different name, Vinyl Goddess from Mars.

>>5428580
ah yeah thats the one, I never fapped to it but I played the crap out of that game. Thanks man

>>5407953
All right, which PC-88 game is this?

>>5428684
Dragon Knight I

>>5398649
>not the version where she's going commando

>>5428376
I miss her

>>5428743
>commando
jfc that's just full pantyhose instead of stockings in the first pic. You can even see that due to the skin coloration where the stockings end. She's still wearing panties in the second, but now her leggings cover up her panties like you would normally wear irl.

>>5428807
The way they went with her character in SC2 was... weird.

>>5428942
Kerrigan in SC1 - Too good for revenge against Mensk. Lets him limp back to his nuked out wartorn dirtball of a planet as no other force in the area has the manpower to even attempt to stop her as she lords above them from a position of absolute superiority.

Kerrigan in SC2 - Becomes unzerged only to immediately rezerg herself so she can lead an army to the giant ultra fuckhuge fortress Mensk managed to build in a few years on a giant megalopolis city planet. Why she didn't kill him when she had the chance before he was able to build up? Who knows. Now sounds scared and vulnerable as opposed to devious and haughty. Also fucking retarded bone heels.

>>5428991
Then she randomly becomes an angel/god/whatever.
And... good guys win I guess?

>>5428942
Honestly, almost everything about Starcraft 2's lore, story, and setting, is almost all fucking dogshit.
Starcraft had a really cool setting and some decent plot with decent characters, and the new games just take all of them in the worst fucking directions possible.

For every half decent idea, there's like 5 to 10 mediocre or awful ones.
To me, Starcraft 2 just isn't canon.

>>5397929
>FUCK

>>5429074
It was clear that they were coming up with the plot on the fly and had no idea where to go with it. There are so many plot holes and inconsistencies it's not even funny.
But Kerrigan being dezerged and helping out Terrans as a human was a cool idea with a lot of potential. Her getting rezerged a week later was the dumbest thing in the entirety of SC2. And that's saying something.

>>5429074
>To me, Starcraft 2 just isn't canon.
I feel the same way about SC2 and all of WoW. Either you die a hero, or live long enough to become the "corrupted" raidboss

>>5429195
What has happened to the writing in video games? You cannot treat dialogue like a porno when doing such a big name sfhiofsjfi

>>5429074
Even Brood War was not great. Mostly I hated what they did to the balance of the game, but the plot was not really great there either.

>>5429202
Brood War had a lot of instances when Kerrigan clearly had writers on her side and everybody around her kept behaving like a moron.
All it took was for Aldaris or Stukov to explain what's going on instead of starting the fucking rebellion or for Raynor and Zeratul to refuse Kerrigan's retarded idea of an "alliance". Then her entire plan would've been ruined.

Pic related, so it doesn't go too much off topic.

Retro PC games count, right?
QFG4 has some quality cheesecake.

Pic related. It's a Rusalka you can make out with that drowns you. Or you can befriend her and just talk.
You can also save her as a Paladin, but she gets really gross at one point.

>>5429274
>Retro PC games count, right
Naturally.

>>5429274
>but she gets really gross at one point.
What happens?

>>5429308
What usually happens to a body left under an ice cold lake for a long time.

bump

>>5429346
RIP my boner

>>5429496
Why? It's even better

>>5398870
What game is this?

>>5429518
If you get off to the Tarman I guess.

>>5400719
how fucking new

>>5398643
HELLLOOO SOLIDDDD SNEKKKKKK~

>>5429496
RIP her too, finally.

>>5429074
>Broodwar had a really cool setting and some decent plot with decent characters, and the new games just take all of them in the worst fucking directions possible.
fixed

>>5429876
weird, usually, it's Klonoa and Tails.

>>5430324
Was that really necessary? If I say "Age of empires 2" anyone I'm talking to will know I'm lumping the Age of Kings expansion with it. Same with literally any RTS game of the era. Why do Starcraft fanboys always have to make the distinction? I've never seen a single SC1 minus Broodwar discussion. If they want to make the clarification they'll say it.

>>5430378
Starcraft 1 story was actually very bland. The lore was good tho.
Broodwar actually did some audacious things with its story.

>>5398379

>>5412414
no you are into visual kei

>>5417176
Original: handsome if effeminate dude
Remake: faking switch playing onions consuming metrofaggot

Toejam & Earl is one of my earliest memories, and let me tell you something - whenever I played the game, I would go out of my way to find Wahini, intentionally get caught in the dance, get in the hot tub with them, etc. I didn't know why until much, much later, but god damn if these Hula bitches weren't my first boner.

>>5430382
>EVERYBODY BETRAYS EVERYBODY: The Game: Somebody Gets Double-crossed: The Expansion, brought to you by the lore masters at Blizzard.

>>5431638
Yeah but the voice acting really sold it.
https://youtu.be/Aed4QpVMwgg?t=9m6s
Gives me a chuckle every time

>>5431767
Blizzard had some phenomenal voice actors and sound designers in the 90s.
It was excellent in Starcraft even before Broodwar.