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5393180 No.5393180 [Reply] [Original]

Why did Sheik have a piece of the triforce?

>> No.5393181

because sheik is reverse link

>> No.5393256

He stole it from zelda, but zelda was able to steal it back when she met link

>> No.5393259

so did zelda grow/lose a dick when transforming, or did >she secretly have a dick the whole game

>> No.5393294

>>5393180
because he is the magically disguised Zelda.
wisdom triforce piece seems degenerate because it's deceptive to use such a disguise. typical woman move.

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>>5393259
>>5393294
Consider how loose fitting Zelda's dress is compared to how form fitting Sheik's outfit is.

the younger "Zelda" also wears a headdress to hide short boyish hair.

>> No.5393530

Who do you think the runners up for the Triforce pieces were? The Happy Mask Salesman? The Cucco lady? The windmill keeper? Dampe the gravekeeper? The Zora shopkeeper? The guy on the roof in Kakariko village?

>> No.5393537

>>5393530
Runner up? Shiek got the Triforce of Wisdom only after Dampe was killed.

Why do you think he knew where the hookshot was.

>> No.5393542

>>5393530
Mido

>> No.5393546
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>>5393180
Because he is trying to escape one of the dullest franchises of all time. Seriously each episode following the boy "adventurer" and his pals from Hyrule as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the cartoonish imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of repetitive puzzles, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Nintendo vetoed the idea of a third party producing the games; Miyanoto made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody- just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for their annual "party games" and childish fighting franchise. The Zelda series might be anti-Sony (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Spyro series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the platforming elements were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the exploration was nonexistent. As I played, I noticed that every time Link went to "explore" a largely empty world, Nintendo shoehorned in some repetitive puzzles to pad out the game. I began marking on the back of a Nintendo Power magazine every time I came to the same rehashed box pushing/lever pulling puzzles. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Nintendo's team is so governed by cliches and milking tired franchises ad nauseum that they have no other style of development. Later I watched a lavish, loving Let's Play of The Ocarina of Time by some YouTube manchild. He said something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Ocarina of Time at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to owning a Nintendo Switch." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play The Ocarina of Time you are, in fact, trained to play the same dull Nintendo rehashes decade after decade.

>> No.5393568

>>5393546
This pasta is boring because it's too long and not really fun to read.

>> No.5393579

Why do people think Zelda games have good stories?

>> No.5393580

>>5393568
He's doing it wrong. The original "No!"poster who did it for harry potter would have more clever segues to the pasta that would change every time and he would also change up the image of books that were better than Harry Potter from time to time and sneak in things like Clifford the Big Red Dog as a gag.

>> No.5393584

>>5393579
Nintiddlers have to keep replaying the same boring games over and over because there wasn't much content on the N64

>> No.5393591

>>5393579
I don't know you do. Most of the people here agree for example MM and OoT don't have amazing stories but they're well said and emotional, especially MM. MM is also ambitious so people tend to leer towards that. Either way there's no really bad story in a Zelda game, they're all fairy tales

>> No.5393597

>>5393584
I loved my N64 and never played Zelda.
Mystical Ninja and Bomberman 64 were my personal N64 classics growin up.

>> No.5393612

>>5393579
I don't know anybody who has said zelda had good stories.
Just good atmosphere, decent settings, some great emotional moments and little pieces of hinted lore to make people speculate like crazy.

>> No.5393735

>>5393546
at least create a image to go with it, lazy nigger

>> No.5394039

>>5393735
I'm working on it, i swear

>> No.5394859

>>5393259
princesses can have a penis, too.

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>>5394859
based and redpilled

>> No.5394876

>>5393579
The timeline is cool but I don't think I have ever seen someone praise a Zelda game for its story

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>>5394859
>>5394871

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>>5394859
>>5394871
Fuck off
>>5394895
Based

>> No.5394936

>>5394871
I legit didn’t realize this was a tranny. 10/10 would fuck the shit out of and get pregnant

>> No.5394972

>>5393259
>so did zelda grow/lose a dick when transforming, or did >she secretly have a dick the whole game
I think you need to view the proper conspiracy theory to understand what is going on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3y7BdQtSTQ

>> No.5394996

>>5394859
Princesses are supposed to provide heirs. If they have a penis that means they don't have a vagene, therefore they can't provide a heir therefore "not a princess".

>> No.5395017

>>5394996
>ruinning a perfect body with pregnancy
i'd rather hire a sweden blondie for that

>> No.5395120

>>5394936
If you can't look at that face and see that's a boy, I worry for you.

>> No.5395139

Because of feminism

>> No.5395151

>>5393180
More importantly, where the fuck does Sheik go at the end of the game? He's been kinda helping out throughout your quest, then Zelda shows up and gets captured and he just fucks off to never be seen again? Why wouldn't he help in the final fight when he's needed the most?

>> No.5396182

He's just trans link

>> No.5396191

B

>> No.5396267

>>5393259
Zelda taking things so seriously as to change her gender makes sense after the last half-assed plan killed her country. However, considering her general lack of competence even then, such as not knowing that Bongo Bongo was invisible despite being trained by Impa for seven years, Sheik might not have even been a physical form. Zelda might have just cast an illusion or visual projection while altering her voice, which would explain both why she didn't even let Link approach her as Sheik and why she never turned back into Sheik at Ganon's Tower.

>> No.5396270

>>5393568
>>5393580
He also still hasn't fixed the typo where he left "envelope" in there, and he messed up the flow of the text in the final line. Also, "the writing is dreadful" doesn't make sense with the platforming segments.

>> No.5396386

Which FInal Fantasy game is this?

>> No.5396459

>>5396386
Its DUAL ORB 2.

>> No.5396464

>>5396386
the one with the swords and the magic and shit.

>> No.5396468

>>5396464
DUAL ORB 2 has sniper rifles and monster trucks.

>> No.5396547

>>5393259
I've always been of the opinion that it's really a physical transformation. No amount of wrapping could bind her boobs THAT well.

>> No.5396548

>>5393579
t. Malstrom

>> No.5396772

>>5396267
Quit trying to gaslight me into thinking fucking Bongo Bongo is part of the lore

>> No.5396903

>>5396182
You mean zelda.

>> No.5397008

>>5396547
>No amount of wrapping could bind her boobs THAT well.
She's not exactly the bustiest Zelda.

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>> No.5397050

>>5393180
>Ocarina Zelda is both a mage and a rogue

What do we need Link for, again?

>> No.5397052

>>5397050
something something destiny something fate

>> No.5397056

>>5395120
Yeah, that's the reason you don't find her attractive.

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>>5397043

>> No.5397168

>>5393180
Shiek is an magical projection of Zelda based on knowledge she had of warriors from the past.
An illusion only possible due to her prowess in magic. I wonder if it was exhausting casting a continuous illusion and that's why Shiek would take off.

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>>5397056
>>5395120
I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about. You only see sheik's eye and it's shaped exactly the same as adult zelda's

>> No.5397262

>>5397261
>I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about.
well fuck. I didn't even read the conversation.

>> No.5397374

>>5397056
That and those clearly fake tits and plastic surgery nose and lips. Looks like a boy who had work done and barely passes as a girl if you don't look too close.

>> No.5397645

sheik had a puss the whole game and that's the only answer

>> No.5397994

>>5397645
He's a cuntboy, yes.

>> No.5398483

>>5397050
Zelda is bad at both.

>> No.5398946

>>5397043
Zelda was never that busty. Although that wouldn't hurt.

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>>5394859
The comma does it for me.

>> No.5401156

>>5397645
lal

>> No.5401589

>>5394871
damn, I'd have only realized she was a he when his dick was deep down my throat

>> No.5401701

>>5398957
You get off to proper grammar or what?