/vr/ - Retro Games

I had the Game Boy version of Vegas Stakes when I was a kid and it was fun for a couple weeks. They don't tend to be something I seek out though.

>>5368880
Casino games are all designed to favor the house so you're just left with Blackjack and Poker which are hollow if you're playing against AI. Possibly the worst most useless genre ever. Like the name in your post implies.

>>5368880
>>>/pol/

i spent an embarrassing amount of time playing this as a kid

I c wat u did thar

The only people who ever played these games were 60 year old diabetics with a missing leg. You're beyond pathetic if you play them.

Why does every Japanese system ever have about 40 Mahjong games on it? They seem to multiply like some weird parasite.

>>5368921
Because mahjong is popular in Japan....

>>5368921
Super easy and cheap to make.

>>5368880
I'm a fan of spider solitare myself

>>5368915
they have a certain charm to it, i mean its casual and entertaining. thats like saying computer chess is embarassing

>>5368941
>>>/pol/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>>5368921
Because they sell and are a fairly risk-free product to make.

>>5368915
^This.

>>5368880
Only if they have HOT SLOTS

>>5369325
I gonna POKER

>>5368880
they thought me to never gamble away my money, so I'm grateful for that.

>>5368915
t. mental child
Gambling is fun, mechanics of the games are fun, such games let you enjoy a semblance of both without the risk. You would not understand as only children think that gambling is for boomer diabetics

>>5368941
Reminder that Trump didn't consult anyone in the defense department and pulling out with no actual plan in place is retarded. In the immediate power vacuum Syrian-backed terrorists are going to run free. Trump is eroding any sense of soft power the US has in the world. Nobody is ever going to take us seriously again, and you are a cuck who hates the military and wants the US to be weak if you think otherwise.

>>5369426
The US 'defense' (lol) department is full of neocon warhawks. ISIS has lost a majority of its territory. Staying there and arming '''''friendly''''' rebel groups is the stupidest fucking thing ever. That's exactly how the Taliban was founded.

>Trump is eroding any sense of soft power the US has in the world

'soft power' is a dog whistle for imperialism. Democrats wanted us to stay so they could cook up a reason to put boots on the ground as soon as Trump was out of office.

>Nobody is ever going to take us seriously again

Oh God, imagine if we didn't invade a Middle Eastern nation every five years. No one would respect our bravado!

>and you are a cuck who hates the military

support the troops, send them to Iraq part 2!

>wants the US to be weak if you think otherwise

This saber rattling rhetoric sounds like it could be straight out the Kaiser era, yet it is the garbage that the Democratic Party spews everyday. No, not being a neocon warmonger will not diminish the lives of the average US citizen, and even if it did make us ''''weak'''', you know what? I'd rather have the federal government collapse and the entire nation balkanize before I consented to fighting another pointless war of aggression.

People like you are the reason so many out there hate the United States.

>>5368941
I agree with the post's point (I don't understand how so many people who protested the Iraq war act like they'd be fine with another one), but dude, this is literally am "I am Silly" comic. Unless this is some kind of false flag. I can never get on the level of the 5d political chess that people here play.

>>5369502
It's funny you think this is some charicature, because people on social media literally handwave these criticisms with the 'russian trolls' line. We are living in a rennisance of McCarthyism.

I never understood the point of these games.

me and my buddy hit our number on king of casino roulette for the turbo grafx it was really exciting haha. I work in a casino though so I dont really care for casino games

>>5369426
reminder that DoD is full of israel loving neocon cucks

>not rolling dice in the backyard in the hood

>>5369426
democrats are pro war now cause orange man bad lel

GAMBLING POWER RANKINGS

1 SPORTS BETTING
2 HORSE RACING
3 POKER
4 ROULETTE
5 ALL OTHER TABLE GAMES (Blackjack, Pai Gow, BACCARAT)
6 SLOTS

Fun rankings are pretty similar just switch slots and table games. I think slots are more fun than trying to grind it out in baccarat or something

>>5369563
It's for old chai smokers in between their social security checks that they're going to spend at casinos.

>>5369687
I don't know how they can claim to have any principles at this point.

>>5369715
Roulette is trash tier and for brainlets who think "oooh spiny wheel fun".

Gambling that involves a modicum of skill such as poker is top tier. Sports betting is top tier only if you study the spreads; if you just bet on "hot tips" it's mid tier.

>>5369721
roulette is just easy to make money at thats why its ranked as high as it is. I like to make retarded hail mary bets for sports I usually do a 10 game parlay on hockey games. make anywhere like 200-5K with a 5 dollar bet, its nothing and it makes hockey better than it already is. Fuck the boston bruins and carey price for choking and fucking up my 11 game parlay

>>5368892
Gee anon ain't you a genius. You must have 300 IQ

>>5368892
Gee anon ain't you a genius. You must have 300 IQ. You know that you can win by counting cards in blackjack, that's super secret information no one has been told before.

>>5368892
poker is not worthless if ur playing a strip poker game and its before internet porn

>>5368892
>poker is top tier
Lol, yeah, if you love getting murdered by the rake and tokes. If we're talking house games, then ok.
>Sports betting is top tier
Yeah, if you're lucky enough to overcome the vig. GL with that in the long term.

>>5369729
Sounds like you like to make retarded bets on everything, not just hockey. roulette is shit tier. Craps is a million times better. just play the pass line with max odds and stay away from the prop bets (the shit in the middle of the table) and it's basically a coin flip.

>>5369742
hey man if you playing the right cards thats other peoples money goin into the rake and its just cutting into your profits

>>5369752
roulette is shit but its also the only one you can just keep doubling up on the same bet and make everything back no way that bitch hits red 10 times in a row even if the house odds are fucked. Again I only ranked it that high cause any retard can be good at it with the right betting strategy

>>5369781
>right betting strategy
The odds are the same no matter what you pick, you gigantic tard. Black, red, dozen, green etc.

You know what, actually you're right. Youre the one guy in history who has it all figured out. Go get em, champ.

>>5369781
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martingale_(betting_system)
Pleb-tier "strategy" that you can use on any game in the house, not just roulette.

>>5369849
thats kind of boring, no point in playing it safe if youre main point going there is to enjoy yourself and not worry about stakes. it was interesting to learn about though.

Recently found the Casino Kid games on NES. Cute as fuck anime art, a very Pokemon TCG GBC like structure in 1 and STREET FIGHTER GAMBLING in 2. Seriously, you jet off round the world on a very SF2 map and fight Chun Li, Ryu and Guile at poker and blackjack.

>>5369731
>>5369742
What are you even babbling about? I'm just saying that casinos suck overall and that the two games that suck the least don't translate to playing against AI in a way that's fun or interesting so there's even less point in playing a video game version of them.

>>5368892
Or, like in some card games, the AI's turn isn't based on RNG and pulls the cards it needs without skipping failure.
Looking at you, Yu-Gi-Oh.

>>5369426
>>5369456
This has a lot to do with video games.

>>5368880
Not really.

There's a pretty decent pachinko game for PSX I play sometimes. Otherwise, no.

>>5368880
Vegas Dream was pretty cool. I liked the random events.

Not a single mention of Golden Nugget 64. Do you even want to comfy gamble anons?

>>5369456
>the guy who uses ""quotes"" all the time is a fucking trumptard

Well there's a non-shocker lol

>>5369426
no need for soft power, Trump is the power.

>>5368915
>>5368915
>>5369308
Could you samefag any harder dude? Bet you even used a cellphone for your second post.

>>5368880
These "games" are dogshit. There are no "buts" or "if" or "whethers". You either understand this simple fact, or you are subhuman, in which case nothing you say or do matters.

>>5368915
>The only people who ever played these games were 60 year old diabetics with a missing leg. You're beyond pathetic if you play them.
Kek, laughing crying emoji

>>5368921
To get shekels from yellow trash proles; just imagine the slitty-eyed version of a disabled retiree in a trailer home sitting down at his beige Pentium III shitbox with Best Buy stickers still on it and inserting a CD to play Hoyle's Casino.

>talk about a game
>get 2-3 posts
>cast this obvious bait out
>44 posts, some Anons gobbling it to the gills through halfway
The absolute state of fourchannelers.

>>5374942
>more triggered by quotes than US imperialism

You're the ideal drooling retard that makes up the l*bcuck voterbase

>>5377879
No us imperialism, particularly under the current order is truly terrible for the world. Your """"use"""" of quotation marks is funny because it's always accompanied by utter idiocy.

>>5377948
>particularly under the current order
"imperialism is bad, but it's super-bad when the """"wrong people"""" are doing it"
-t. retard

>>5377958
Yes. Something inherently bad has the potential be even worse you barely litetate simpleton.

>>5378028
>litetate

There are only two major pro-war factions in the US and they're basically identical. Realistically, any imperialism carried out by the US is going to be the same regardless of who's heading it. Pretending like there's any kind of substantive difference between neocon imperialism and neolib imperialism is fucking stupid; the """"current order"""" is the exact same order that's been around for decades. If you seriously think that Trump's foreign policy could be any worse than it has been under previous presidents, then you know literally nothing about US foreign policy or how the US government works.

>>5378065
I will give you this, Trump is fucking up the country hard enough overall that the natural imperialism they do is equally fucked and not as effective as under the last few. So there is that. But he's still trying the same shit and succeeding as in Venezuela. Along with the irony of trying to build a wall in defense of refugees fleeing from countries that are corrupt shitholes in large part because of earlier US meddling. It is worse with him though because of the amount of lies and disinformation he deliberately spreads, most importantly making the population distrust science so that he can push even worse environmental policy.

Make no mistake, the more he destabilizes the rest of the world, the more people from all over the world are going to flock to better regions and the exact same way the previous natives of this continent couldn't stop the last wave, nor will you. That's why his form actually is worse. For other countries certainly, but especially the US.

How is this thread still up? This is the most obvious Trojan horse I've seen. I dont even disagree with some of them it just doesnt belong on this board

>>5378104
Trump has not "fucked up the country" by any quantitative metric; people like you just want an externality to be mad at and blame your problems on.

I highly doubt the Venezuela situation will escalate to the same level as Iraq/Afghanistan/Syria, and you are seriously misinformed if you're that sure it will.

>distrust science
>environmental policy
I highly doubt you're scientifically literate enough to even understand an argument against your position, so I'll skip responding to this.

Trump's foreign policy hasn't done more to destabilize the rest of the world than any previous president, and if you genuinely think it has then you don't know anything about US foreign policy.

This post is so ignorant and fraught with hyperbole that I don't even know why I'm responding to it; you're the left-wing equivalent of a fox news republican.

>>5378146
>I highly doubt the Venezuela situation will escalate to the same level as Iraq/Afghanistan/Syria, and you are seriously misinformed if you're that sure it will.

I never said it would nor does it have to in order for it to be a complete shit show.

If you don't understand the gravity of the environmental situation and how Trump is actively trying to make it worse by claiming it's alla hoax, well all I can say is you're going to get what you deserve. and you know it deep down, that's the thing. That's why every post of yours with those silly """""""quotation"""""" marks drips with fear and hatred lol

>>5377948
Imagine being this triggered by a grammatical flourish. Why are white liberals such weak, universally reviled little bitches lmao?

>>5378165
People have been saying the environmental situation is dire and that humanity will be wiped out in 20 years for the last 40 years. Actual state-funded climate change research doesn't accomplish anything because nobody in the government really cares about climate change. State-funded climate change research is just a means to an end to secure """green energy""" research funding for billion-dollar private energy companies who want hand-outs and to try to dupe people into paying more taxes. No amount of state funding for climate change research would ever actually accomplish anything because the government doesn't and will never care about the environment.

Also, I'm not the quotes guy, if you weren't an idiot you would have noticed that the IPs counter incremented when I responded to you.

>>5378104
>Along with the irony of trying to build a wall in defense of refugees fleeing from countries that are corrupt shitholes in large part because of earlier US meddling.

How the fuck is this irony you shit eating retard? I've been opposed to the federal government and it's foreign policy and now it's my job to clean up their mess? I never supported jigonism so don't put the burden of baby sitting millions of drooling mestizo retards on me.

Let me guess, you also think just because the neocon NATO muppets in Yurope keep bombing Middle Eastern nations for the benefit of Israel and Saudi Arabia, it's the duty of the average citizen to babysit the Islamic refugees these actions create?

FUCK NO! Our job is to oppose the government and the actions that create these situations in the first place, not fucking force citizens to clean up the mess.

>>5378196
I'm not triggered you dweeb, I'm making fun of how retarded you look because you don't know how to express yourself with decent English and that you stick out like a sore thumb in every thread because of it. That you eat orange frog shit on top of it all is icing on the cake for me. You're almost as stupid as Babs was and that's something. It's all good fun :)

>>5378165
>still seething over my quotes while claiming anyone else is in fear
>responding to the completely wrong person

Lmao, white liberals are so fragile you can mentally break them without even trying. No wonder these """"people"""" can only exist in their pwecious wittle safe spwaces.

>>5378216
Holy shit, a smiley face. That guys got you S E E T H I N G

Absolutely fragile hahahahaha

>>5378213
Your nihilism gives me great pleasure. Thanks anon!

>>5378213
This is the wrong answer. Taking care of the environment and stewardship of animals are aryan virtues. Too bad any claims that liberals try to make of helping the environment are drowned out by their insistence of letting billions of sub 80 IQ retards breed like festering vermin.

>>5378220
We had a chance to save the environment a couple of generations ago. You think the billions of coming Africans and Muslims are going to protect or respect any efforts we make to preserve the environment today?

>>5378235
Environmental stewardship is important, my point is that the government has no incentive to care about it and therefore won't do anything about it.

>>5378219
I'm seething? What I want to happen is what's coming to pass though :)

>>5378245
That's true. The current regime tells us that we must have less children and drive electric cars on one hand, and that we need to let in millions of shitholers to keep the capitalist Ponzi scheme going on the other. They, along with their most ardent supporters (libshits) are fucking morons.

>>5378248
>i-i-im not m-m-m-m-m-mad
>i-im playing 5D chess, im winning i swear

Holy shit my """""man""""" you have been completely mentally broken in just one thread. Sad!

Guys stop. Please.

>>5378259
For real I don't even know what you think I'm supposed to be upset about. Seeing the Earth wake up is exactly what I'm looking forward to.

>>5378271
>Seeing the Earth wake up
lay off the peyote my dude

>>5378271
>all of history is leading up to a point where the earth """"wakes up"""" in a unified movement

Imagine being this fucking historically illiterate and delusional.

>>5378282
As usual it goes over your head lol. What a shocker :)

>>5378298
>im not furious, here's a smiley to prove it
>my vague ramblings make perfect sense

Fuck guys, I think we really did break the poor bastard.

>>5378305
You still haven't even said what I'm supposed to be mad about or why smiley faces are sending you into hysterics :)

>>5368921
Ha ha, Asian bugmen love gambling and pretty girls. Ever go to a casino where it's 80% Chinese and 20% whites?

Half the posts in this thread have nothing to do with video games. Just Saiyan.

>>5368880
Dude, this is the land of my Dad. He's got just about every single slot machine title that's ever been made.

I get it; Casual PC gamers exist but I have no idea what people are enjoying when they play slot machine games.

Nah.