/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5319797
I think he should take a break from buying games and "splurge" on a toothbrush.

Anyone who does patreon is a parasite. It's LITERALLY begging/panhandling, which means it SHOULD be illegal.

>>5319797
The thing you should hate him for is murdering your wallet by getting normalfags to raise the price of esoteric old games 2/3x

Oh wow and he just begged for some money because his house has mold and needed 20k to do repairs.

>>5319797
Video of said incident. Dumb ass alcoholic

>>5319797
His hidden gem lists are amazing.

>>5319834
Not really. He stole most of those from racketboy. But kids don't read websites they need someone to read shit off wikipedia and hg101.

>>5319832
that gamecube controller has touched more girls than your dick ever will.

>>5319839
Oh nice an edgefag

>>5319797
It's kind of weird to hold a grudge against someone you never met because someone else broke his GameCube. Like, I can't even parse that.

>>5319847
It's not holding a grudge it's calling people out. He didn't do anything to me personally. And then you're posting politics here? Lmao what an autist

>>5319831
I only know this guy from /vr/'s ironic shitposting and I've already lost count of the amount of fundraisers he's had. I have to assume his videos have an actual fanbase and I really wonder how people can be such chumps to still fall for this shit.

>>5319858

30% of people would buy magic beans on the street they are that fucking gullible.

>>5319852
Is it actually worth calling out, though? Like, where's the vector for hatred here?

>His girlfriend got drunk and spilled beer on his Nintendo what an asshole

>>5319858
Unfortunately he's dragging others along with him that either don't wanna be on his channel or are using his channel to get fame, which, dumb on his part. I can tell Kelsey, who owns Pink Gorilla Games in Oregon, doesn't really feel into it on his videos but I'm sure she knows her being on a relatively famous retro gaming channel gives her and her stores exposure. But yeah you can see the "what the hell am I doing here" expression on her face in the video where the drunk bitch almost falls on her and breaks Metal Jesus' GameCube.

>>5319865
That's not his girlfriend and she didn't spill beer on his Nintendo. Actually know what I'm referring to or GTFO dumbass. She yanked his GameCube out of the TV and his GameCube fried and he blamed it on the new HDMI adapter he has. Plus he begs for money with fundraisers for his personal projects all the time. 50K so he can go on a trip across the US? And then 20K to fix his mold? Lol what a shitbag

>>5319797
>Remember when this dumb drunk broad broke Metal Jesus' GameCube and made an ass out of herself and he blamed it on the HDMI adapter?
Link?

>>5319876
Here you go
https://youtu.be/wvd-73clV6E

Youtubers should get real jobs.

Their eventual demise is what they get for not studying at the uni.

>>5319880
Women are great destroyers. Ironic.

>>5319797
Literally, Who is this wookie?

>>5319896
That's Metal Jesus I guess lol

>>5319880
(and thanks for the cheap laughs)

What a fuckstick..."It's definitely not her fault!" what a faggot. He makes finding games for good prices harder than it is and he's a giant cuck too.

why the fuck dont these people ever brush their teeth
ffs it takes like 5 minutes a day to do so

>>5319904
You're welcome anon, and I agree.

>>5319880
>hot

>>5319895
Can attest to this. I keep my retro stuff in it's own, separate room and make sure my girlfriend doesn't fuck around with it.
The last time she was in there she wanted to play OG Xbox, which was fine until she pushed the CD tray in by hand instead of pushing the big goddamn button with a green light around it.

>>5319946
What a dumb bitch

>>5319839
BTFO

>>5319842
absolutely seething.

>>5319946
not worth keeping if she's not able to operate basic and intentionally intuitive electronics that me as a retarded autistic 6 year old could work with fine

>>5319946
>The last time she was in there she wanted to play OG Xbox, which was fine until she pushed the CD tray in by hand
Gah! This is the same reason why women fuck up cars beyond all hope by their constant curb-surfing and deft pothole-targeting systems.

>>5319871
Kelsey is hot the only reason I watch his channel.

Plus her store pink gorilla games is awesome.

>>5319871
>. I can tell Kelsey, who owns Pink Gorilla Games in Oregon, doesn't really feel into it on his videos but I'm sure she knows her being on a relatively famous retro gaming channel gives her and her stores exposure
^that

John Riggs utterly ruined a local game store with his shit and they worship his fat obnoxious ass. That guy is shameless. He's even stooped to getting his daughters to give cutesie eyes while hawking his wares. Just someone you want to avoid at all costs.

>>5319967
So she's good to customers, eh? Good shape hardware and software at non-gouge prices?

>>5319812
Report them to the IRS for tax evasion

>>5319993
>implying the average Patreon user makes enough to have to file taxes

>>5319993
Giving people money is not illegal.

I'm digging the edgy misogyny and all guys, but I like this girl and Kelsey. Hell I love Kelsey.

That HDMI adapter was a piece of shit also. Connectors shouldn't break so easily.

As for the money... yes. MJR is very, very obvious with continually begging for money. Other than that a cool guy. Tired of the e-celeb hating meme.

>>5320018
edit: wait it was the gamecube that broke. I know what happened just forgot the specifics.

>>5320018
yeah, it wasn't a violent accident, but it was still her fault. Metal Cuck did the smart thing, but not the right thing, is all.

>>5320024
Chances are it's not even broken. Someone in the comments mentioned that it's the fuse that ate it and once replaced, all will be well. I bet my copy of OoT that he doesn't realize that. And why should he since he's swimming in naive bucks?

To be honest, I love games and all, but ending relationships over broken plastic is retarded.

>>5320001
Being a professional e-begger and avoiding taxes is.

>>5320041
The IRA allows for a certain amount to be under the threshold of taxable if it's given in certain ways. Religious exemptions and others. A family member could give you a pile of money-under a certain amount-and they can't touch it.

*IRS

IRA..lol fuck

>>5319946
My sister once tried to unplug a vga cable from a TV. It was screwed in, so she kept pulling until she pulled the screws off of the cable.

>>5320031
OoT isn't worth much

>>5320071
I realize that, but being on a retro video game board it should be obvious that said game is held in high regard and most collectors aren't parting with pristine gold carts with manual and box in great shape. Sure they're being sold, but that's the point, there's always a demand for it.

>>5319808
>Someone has crooked teeth
>Instantly blames toothbrush
His teeth look fine, he just never got braces. Unless you mean you should unnaturally whiten your teeth.

>>5320085
His head would explode if he ever watched Decker Shado-who is a cool guy it seems.

Let's talk about GameSack. It's a good show but Joe is kind of a dick to Dave sometimes, not to mention he's a Sega Elitist. It's very cringey to hear him talk about how the Genesis is so much better at every opportunity. It's middle school level cringe. Dave, on the other hand, is willing to accept there are good games for Nintendo and Sega systems. Seriously, Joe is so smug all the time with Dave. There are too many examples. Man looks like a fuckin chimp.

>>5320094
>It's a good show but Joe is kind of a dick to Dave sometimes, n
Example.

Also: NEO TURF MASTERS-LOVE mE worship me! :(

Pathetic.

From the ones ive seen the woorst has to be that guy Koralik.

Literally all he does is take the consoles apart, and wash them with Windex.
I dont understand why hes so famous.

>>5320094
Dave looks proud of his YouTube achievement, while Joe is just like "do we seriously gotta post with this fucking thing?" Don't be a cock Joe

>>5320103
Can't hate on the guy too much but I will say his content is boring and his thumbnails suck ass

>>5320101
I don't understand what you're trying to say

>>5320094
I share his affinity for the Genesis (and that's mostly it as far as Sega goes), but he does seem to take it too far. Maybe he just means it as banter and doesn't know how his hunter-gatherer joshing comes across to modern humans.

I don't always agree with him, but Dave seems like a nice guy.

>>5319834
The ones ive watche are LITERALLY filled with games ive known for years from reading threads on Digit Press, Assembler and RakcetBoy, LITERALLY.

Same thing happens with AVGN, i remember this time on this board an arcade game called Baseball Batman was posted on a daily basis i said wow WTF ive played that game dozens of times how did these kids discover it? lo and beho somebody posted a video of AVGN where he plays it and these literall zoomers just discover it because of it.

Fucking uneducated idiots.

>>5320126
Nothing wrong with young people wanting to play old arcade games. How else are they supposed to discover arcade games that existed before their time? Dumbass

>>5320120
I was asking for an example. (should have used a question mark) and the guy on the left literally talks about and showcases his rare copy of the Neo Geo game Neo Turf Masters any chance he gets. Look into what he paid for it, then check out his video on some NES rip off I forget the name, it's an overpriced NES, but the fucker manages to showcase his tens-of-thousands-of-dollars-game in that video.

>>5320134
>How else are they supposed to discover arcade games that existed before their time?

By searching for games on MAME database which has screenshots and descriptions of every game emulated in it? thats how i did it, every MAME Rom i have i downloaded one by one, all 600+-- games i have in my MAME installation are curated, selected one by one by me after reading descriptions and watchingeither screenshots or videos.

Its not like they dont have the time or aanything, they spend their lifes in fron of a monitor anyways.

>>5320145
Almost every break between game segments they'll talk about what was shown and sometimes Joe will give a smug remark to Dave for no reason. And yeah I don't doubt Joe showcases his rare games - wouldn't you want him to? It's a gaming channel. Why did you use the word "manages" as if it was some type of hard task? Learn proper grammar you tard.

>>5320134
Its not that i hate him, just i dont understand WHY is he so famous in the retrogaming subculture.

He doesnt bring anything other that washing and cleaning your consoles. Ive watched others who actually fix retrostuff, theres some Asian guy i dont remember his name but he atcually does erepairs, and ive fixed a few things by watching his videos, some other people also put good tutorials on modding consoles, thats how i modded my Gamecube, PS2 and put compoent jacks on my Snes.

>>5320018
I can feel the sheep from here.

>>5320148
Why look through a long ass list when you can watch your favorite YouTubers recommend you great shit? There's nothing wrong with looking through a list if that's your style but there's nothing wrong with going with game recommendations from a gamer you trust either. Don't try to be an elitist faggot

>>5320152
>Why did you use the word "manages" as if it was some type of hard task? Learn proper grammar you tard.
Listen, cheesedick, it's "manages" because Neo Geo games have fuck all to do with how well NES games are displayed.

>>5320153
That reply wasn't directed at you

Fatfuck bitchtits broke the Cube. End of story. Anyone says otherwise is a cuckfag.

>>5320162
Or a white knight

>>5320159
Sure but the word still doesn't make sense in the context you try to use it in. Go back to school.

>>5320158
>Don't try to be an elitist faggot

elitist would be saying there shouldnt be playing MAME games because they werent even born yet when Arcades existed, what im saying is they are absolute lazy fucking fucks for not even wanting to LEARN about it, an analogy would be like DJs i know that literally download 4gb torrents with the latest releases, but they dont even listen to them and have no idea if they actually like the music, the way it should be is listening to them first, then deciding wich ones you like that way your music is curated and you are absolutely sure that you like it.

Its the exact same thing, lazy people with absolute no interest in learning.

>>5320171
>can't suss proper sentences
>accuses author of stupidity

Yup, I'm still online.

>>5320174
Learning about games through videos is learning. They don't have to learn the way you do. End of story.

>>5320171
>Sure but the word still doesn't make sense in the context you try to use it in
Also:

>"Sure, but the word you use still doens't make sense in the chosen context
FTFY

>>5320175
You’re trying a bit too hard to sound intelligent.

>>5320175
Are you trying to have a Grammy contest now? You sound like an autist wankstain.

>>5320171
>Sure but the word still doesn't make sense in the context you try to use it in
Also:

>"Sure, but the word you used still doesn't make sense in the chosen context
FTFY

>>5320183
>doesns’t
WRONG BITCH

>>5320185
>grammar
Fucking auto correct

>>5320184
Not trying hardly at all. hmmm

>>5320185
>You sound like an autist wankstain.
Sehnsucht versteckt! Sich wie ein Ensekt! Im slaffe merscks du nihct...

>>5320183
>>5320186
>doesns’t

>>5320194
Is that your precious prize? My typo? LOL

>>5320186
>>5320194
Haaa dumbass

>>5320197
You seriously think I or anyone cares?

Dumbass.

>>5319865
he made a video calling out the guy who makes the HDMI adapters as faulty equiptment that will break a gamecube vehemently denying that it was her fault. resulted in the guy having to scrap and rebuild all his pending orders

>>5320196
It is when you're trying to school people about grammar. It's ironic.
I'd leave this thread if I were you. You're not very bright and you're ruining the main discussion

>>5320202
Eat shit, faggot.

>>5320194
KEK

>>5320196
>>5320198
You sound pretty upset in all honesty.

>>5320201
Yeah Metal Jesus is a cuck for that one

>>5319797
Everyone in his videos look like they smell. Guests included. Unironically just a bunch of boomers cashing in on what they see as the next "beanie babies."

>>5320205
Do all of you project?

>>5320198
See below
>>5320205

>>5320207
Except Kelsey. She actually knows her shit and doesn't look like a sweaty cheeseface

>>5319979
>John Riggs
wait how did he ruin a gamestore ?

>>5320220
He convinces them into raising their prices on all sorts of items because he promises them that he'll hype up whatever it is for them. In return he gets kickbacks.

>>5320223
That's shitty of him. He also forces his gaming hobby on his daughters. What a wankstain

>>5319865
Go away MJR. Get a haircut and shave the disgusting neck goatee.

>>5320215
No, she looks like a hooked nose kike, cause she it. Her and her little cabal are getting heavily involved in the retro scene to kike it out for the last two years. Good thing her store is in Seattle and her "husband" is a total fucking moron. Over 5 people have already threatened to shoot up the store due to her kiking over customers.

>>5319827
Just emulate games instead of being a retard

>>5320236
She's not married to her fiancee. I've also heard nothing of shooting threats. I have a feeling you're trolling

>>5320236
She is an ugly rat faced slut but I have a hard time imagining sweaty fat neckbeards calling in shooting threats.

>>5320237
You wouldn't have to if it wasn't for metalcumstain

>>5319808
his gums look healthy though

>>5319839
What's your point

>>5319797
CGR Undertow is the worst youtuber because they stopped. Come back.

>>5320306
Derek was a pretentious faggot and a creep.

>>5320094
I used to think gamesack was legit until i saw their n64 video.

Holy shit, i know opinions are like assholes but god damn. Most of these are just flat out factually incorrect, not just rubbing me the wrong way because of a differing opinion. Here's some highlights

8.00- ' The n64 has alot of good racing games'
12:30- ' The music (for banjo kazooie) has some decent melodies, but for the most part are pretty simple and not hugely enjoyable'
12:50-Joe fucking admits to skipping playing banjo all together, and states
14:12 dedicate a whole 26 secs out of a 25 min video to Zelda Oot, most of which consists of both agreeing it's not as good as lttp
14:40 refers to the n64 expansion pack as the 'ram expansion thingy'
14:40 dedicate 24 seconds out of a 25 min video to say that majoras mask sucks, the masks system sucks, the 3 day cycle sucks, and that's from Dave.No input from Joe (didn't play?)
15:15 proceeds to cram about 30 games into the last 10 mins, giving each game an 8-9 word micro review (including starfox 64, goldeneye, mario kart 64, the turoks, CBFD, Paper Mario, mario party's, mario tennis / golf, rogue squadron).

Fucking amateur hour bullshit. They must have got some flack cause they re-did the episode a few years later but it's not much better. I had alot of respect for them before this ep but it just shows they talk a bunch of shit.

I like Metal Jesus, but his fat gf/wife whatever the fuck she is. Needs to stop making appearances

I really hate these guys. They deleted their old channel called Retroliberty with no reason or warning and relaunched with a new name a few months ago and just want everyone to act like nothing weird or shady happened. Their actual knowledge of vintage games seems to be almost close to zero, and they have that weird "clean" sense of humor that Mormons or conservative Christians are into that almost comes off as homoerotic.

>>5320342
Share cringe pr0n

>>5319797
>Remember when this dumb drunk broad broke Metal Jesus' GameCube and made an ass out of herself and he blamed it on the HDMI adapter?
Yes, but by the same token, it showed a failure of the adapter. Look, honestly, they are all fucking retarded playing on a gamecube in the first place, but it is not my place to be mad about. I couldn't care less. I don't let dumb drunks near my shit. The hambeast with the cow tits could eat everyone involved that day, and I wouldn't be mad. By "eat" I mean cook and physically consume them except the bones donner pass style. Hell, I would probably try to hate fuck her just for removing Sierra Jesus and all of his retarded friends from the internet. She would deserve that much at least.

>>5320181
>Learning about games through videos is learning

This is wha idiots actually blieve... that watching some other idiot that read a Wiki regurgitates and take it as dogma, thats why you have so many absolute retards believeing in con=spiracies like theres no dinasours, the moon is a hologram, earth is flat, the sun is only 2 miles above the surface of the earth, et al.

Besides, everytime a retrogamig video appears on my feeds, they are talking about some of the most common, and well known games ever, "lets play some obscure games: Earthbound" "hidden gems on the Gameboy Advance: Ninja Five O", im not even exagerating, a few days ago i saw a video of some guy reviewing Castlevania 3, uploaded a few weeks ago.

Just think about the implications of people relying on other people who didnt even finish Higschool becasuse they dream of being a ""professional Youtuber"... people in the next generations will never know about any other movie other than the ones reviewed by that beta loser idiot with the glasses, only music known to man in 50 years will be hip hop, beatles and linkin park... think aout it and youll realize how idiotic it is to rely on ignorant people to get your knowledge.

>>5320348
Their show is cringe pr0n on its own.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s0lzbCK9f8&index=4&list=PL036EF97BD003BE08

Navigatr is the original bad retro youtubers. irate gamer aint got shit

>>5320370
Navigatr is so bad hes good though, so many classic lines
"If you don't buy this new iteration of Donkey Kong madness, you are STUPID! I know that's insulting, but its the truth."

>>5320331
Who else do you think would marry a 40 year-old manchild whose profession is 'collect video games'.

>>5320018
Why are you tired of hating on him? He's an asshole who ruins other people's business by dragging their products name through the mud while he is responsible for the damage. Fuck this scumbag and fuck e-celebs.

>>5320356

Creators just watch other videos on the same subject and copy it.

Youtube turned retro gaming and other hobbies into memes, rather than fun activities. Its gets people arguing about stuff nobody cared about when the games actually released. Then they make the viewer feel like they know the truth, and that the video is the only real opinion. People that are dumb enough to shell out 200 for a piece of plastic will be the ones that nonstop spread the memes, because they want to feel important and feel knowledgeable.

I hate people who start threads with reddit style trivia on a subject. Its the same old information posted over and over.

We've been able to emulate these games for a long long time. Stuff really hasn't changed much.