/vr/ - Retro Games

YIKES

>>5270953
those buttons look like shit

>>5270953
Your favourite character is nes controller? lmao

Because tattoos look fucking stupid and make people ugly.

>>5270953
tattoos are seriously overrated. i dont wear my opinions or interests on my sleeve

>>5270953
Here's your controller, bro.

>>5270953
>>5270981
Imagine getting them ugly ass tats, only to regret it 20 years later when you're older and not retarded anymore.

>>5271023
That's optimistic.

>>5271023
assuming no one wants to kill your dumbass within 20 years.

>>5270981
>on the palms
>single-piece dpad
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>5271064
Oh god. How bad do you think he hates it when people point that out?

When marketing is strong and your life is empty, why not get a controller tattooed on your arm?

I've always been rebellious, so I decided not to get any tattoos.

>>5270968
Well, it's the US gamepad after all.

>>5270968
They look like your face

i have a bob-omb tattoo. my only tattoo.

>>5270953
>He doesn't need to try to make himself special by drawing on his skin like a toddler or primitive apeman

>>5270953
Tattoos are for junkies and other such degenerates.

A girl I'm seeing told me that she wants me to get tats.
I don't get it, why do people care about inking your skin so much?
I'm never getting any tats unless I become a yakuza member.

>>5270975
you wear 'em on your t-shirt, huh

Ha ha ha ha.... no. I have a few tattoos I wanna get when I have the money for it, and none of them are video game related.

>>5271606
>I'm never getting any tats unless I become a yakuza member.
I'd worry more about the pinky

Threads like this make me sad, I can't even laugh at such people

>>5271746
I can HAHA FAGGOTS!

I was thinking of getting a pidgeoto holding an American flag with the words "Lord help me, I can't change" written around it in olde english script.

You don't have to tell me how cool of an idea this is, I already know.

>>5271634
HOLY SHIT IMAGINE BEING TOO POOR TO AFFROD TATTOOS HAHAHAHA

Get a tattoo? And miss the chance of ever entering an authentic onsen hotspring? Nice try, baka gaijin.

>>5271845
Oh no, no little Eliots

>>5271076

Isn't that illegal? The man don't like rebels.

>>5271845
Sadly, japanese hot springs allow baka gaijin with tats. They've learned it's normal overseas and anyway yakuza would rarely work with gaijin.
Probably there's already a lot of gaijin working for the yakuza now that I think of it. I mean besides chinese and koreans.

>>5271997
Not every bath house or spring in my experience. The smaller the bigger the chance they won't let you in, even without tattoos.

>>5271064
>>5271071
It's probably just incomplete.

>>5270953
>What's wrong with you?
I have irritable bowel syndrome
>Why haven't you taken the plunge??
I can't swim

>>5270953
because I have this thing called a job

I'm a counter-culturalist
I don't have any tattoos or piercings because I choose to be different from my peers

>>5270981
>analog sticks
could be worse

>>5271606
it's a shit test lad

>>5272130
that and it's going to be gone in about 2 months if he does anything involving his hands. my friend had a ring tatoo and had to get it touched up every few years.funny thing is the tatoo was supposed to mean more "permanent" than a ring

Imagine being a filthy tranny too poor to afford tats on your nasty, man shaped body.

No matter how bad life gets, you will NEVER sink to this level.

>>5270953
>vidya tattoos

that's for degenerates and tools.

>>5270968
What part of it doesn't look like shit anon?

>>5270981
>home button
Imagine getting the worst Playstation controller tattooed on your body
Imagine getting any controller tattooed on your body

>>5271595
Can confirm
t. former junkie with a tattoo

>>5271820
Jesus Christ I wanna have a beer with you

>>5270953
The squiggly wire and the red made me think I saw the ebola virus in the thumbnail
>He doesn't show his childhood console on his body
>Why haven't you taken the plunge?
I've got a nasty ass childhood scar on my left side from taking a plunge. Does that count?
>>5270981
there isn't a single thing I like about this

>>5272682
Dude why be such a dick? Even if you don't like or agree with their admittedly insane antics you're being a total fucking douche.

Just wear a graphic t-shirt for fucks sake.

>>5273325
>literally muh feelings: the post

>>5273325
What's the point of being an attention seeking dickhead here every day with a secure trip code? Without a trip no one would have said anything. If you're insistent on building up a wacky 'persona' on an anonymous image board, people are going to make fun of that persona.

>>5272342
Not that guy but I believe it as basically every woman I've had any interest in has said the same. What's the proper response?

>>5273749
>What's the proper response?
Tell her you'll get a tattoo of your choosing once she gets your name tattooed on her. If she says yes, it's a red flag, run away. If she says no, then ask why she wants you to get a tattoo. It's probably a red flag either way. She's testing you to see how easily controlled and manipulated you are. Set boundaries or you'll end up a neutered cuck.

>>5273749
The proper response is "it's not my style"

>>5273752
Autism

>>5272682
b a s e d

>>5273325

Back to your hugboxes.

Tattoos are exclusively for degenerates of all kinds, and people so empty and void of personality or depth, they feel the need to """"""express""""" themselves by ruining their own body forever, by being so defined by the things you've been conditioned to like, that you feel the need to doodle them in your fucking body in order for everyone to see.
It's one of those things that makes me write someone off as a subhuman right off the bat.

>>5270953
I'm not a degenerate hipster, I have a mind of my own. Everyone is getting inked, it's just not my thing to permanently mark myself with someone's bad artwork.

>>5270953
>favorite game character is a game pad
>the american version of said pad on top of that
BIG YIKES

I plan on probably getting this. (and yes this is technically art from a non-retro game but idc, it's relevant to the thread)

>>5273749
>i like skanks wut do?
FFFF

>>5272682
based and redpilled
>>5273325
cringe and bluepilled

>>5273809
American SNES > Euro bread bag

any tattoos at all = shit tier

>not getting something timeless

>>5273325
Unironically based

>>5272682
This guy fucks

>>5274250
more like

>yikes
>oof

>>5271023
>you're older and not retarded anymore.
People rarely seem to mature much after they hit their early 20s. If you dumb enough to get tattoos at that age, you probs wont regret them ever.

>>5272682
>>5273940
>>5273772
So, when are you tards going back to /v/?

>>5270981
>spic prison playstation

>>5274271
Never ever

Get dabbed on faggot

>>5270953
It's not Video Retro, but I actually have a Kirito tattoo from SAO. I was dumb, I really liked the idea of the black swordsman being the ultimate gamer. I've looked into tattoo removal, but it costs quite a bit.

>>5274407
What a roller coaster of a post.

>>5274413
You have no idea. Every family gathering they talk about the tattoo.

>>5270953
Tattoos are trashy eyesores. Very few cute chicks can pull it off, and even then it still tends to ruin a work of art that is their body. Guys with tats are all drones, nothing more.

>>5270953
Tattoos are for niggers. Kill yourself.

>>5274259
>mexican heroin dealer

That's Pablo Escobar, you filthy inbred nigger faggot. He was a Colombian drug lord, who is worshiped by subhumans who think people like him are role models or admirable.

>>5274419
And your shit taste in anime too

>>5274452
Got one :^)

>>5271023
People usually peak in intelligence in their 20s so there's no real hope for these retards.

>>5273780
this

>>5273858
>getting a man's face tattooed on your body
>getting a tattoo at all
Gay

>>5274407
>have a Kirito
pics?

>>5274457
>>5274551

>>5274691

>>5270953
Tattoos are for rednecks to show off, people with dysfunctional families, outcasts, autists, boring people with nothing to talk about, the list goes on. I'm an artist who had the unpleasure of working as a tattoo artist, and people who came in were the lowest of the low.

>>5274742
Hey asshole, I have a dysfunctional family and no tattoos.

>>5274759
>I have a dysfunctional family and no tattoos that can be readily seen
FTFY

>>5274759
Anon, I... It's not only dysfunctional families. My point is that anyone who gets tattoos, come from low places, and generally are people with redflags and should be avoided unless you're into messed up people. In other words, people who grew up poorly or are flat out dumb or drug rats. Of course you won't automatically get a tattoo if you had a shit family, but if someone already has tattoos, it's more than likely they had family issues. Severe ones. I also had a shit past but instead of becoming a redneck riddled in tattoos, I tried to fix my mental health and live a normal life, and avoid becoming trashy.

>>5275507
You sound like an asshole.

>>5275603
>if I call him an asshole, I totally then win the argument and can ignore that anon's entire reasoning and debate. I'm a genius.

>>5275649
faggot

>>5271629
At least you can change your shirt.

>>5271023
You don't see too many people with crazy tattoos like this past their 50s, I think most people like this die off before then

>>5273749
Be a man and tell her to shut the fuck up about it already and don't mention it again

>>5270953
> snes controller
> fucked shadowing
pretty bad work.

>37 year old poster
>hides thread

>>5274759
>i made good decisions
have a cookie

>>5270953
Because I'm not a faggot

>>5275935
That's how feminists talk

>>5273858
Clean as fuck. At least this is legit art from Shinkawa and not some basic bitch logo. And the person that tattooed this must be very talented.

>>5275649
You still sound like an asshole. Amazing.

>>5272093
yeah, this, I was asked explicitly for one of the onsens I went to

good thing im not the kind of loser to make a permanent life mistake

>>5270953
I think thats looks honestly pretty good, but I hate tattoos a lot so that means quite a bit coming from me.

>>5273325
>i dont like thing person do
>"person have a small penis haha"

>>5273780
You ruin your body way worse by being fat, dirty or tan, though.

People here act as if tattoos are the single worst thing you could do to yourself. It's not.

I don't have any though

>>5274691
Ouch

If it makes you feel any better at least your tattoo artist was decent with lines and good with shading. Too bad the original drawing kinda sucks

>>5277520
Tats are reserved for two groups of people; sailors and slaves

>>5277520
>i ruin your board with my shitposts
>
>People here act as if I don't know wtf I'm talking about
>
>I don't have any brains though
FTFYK. le back to le reddit

>>5270953
tattoos require alot of future planning and commitment.

if i was ever serious about getting a tattoo it sure as hell wouldn't be a video game one.

>>5273780
i can get people not liking tattoos but posts like this that try to have a holier than thou attitude are just straight up embarrassing.

and i don't even have any tattoos.

>>5271023
maybe 100 years ago, people nowadays seems to become dumber with time
heck, I'm convinced humanity is involuting, governments have destroyed educational systems for the masses

>meet girl gamer
>go back to her parent's house
>she begins to undress
>you see this
what do?

>>5278293
Stick to the plan. FFFF

>>5278293
wamen with tattoos are a no-go

>>5278293
It'd probably turn me on.
Buuuut not sure if gf material. Probably. A Zelda tat is a classic after all.
I'd doubt if it was a Sephiroth tatoo or something more edgy like that.

>>5278852
no matter the size or placement, anon?

>>5278862
Everyone with so little respect for their own bodies is either untrustworthy or mentally unstable.

>>5278874
>but it's in honor of my mom/dad/sister/brother/kid/dog/cat/fav celeb

>>5278852
Condoms work just as well when fucking sluts with no self esteem as they do when fucking a nigress

>>5279743
Sex for recreation is degenerate.

>>5279757
If by degenerate you mean fun as hell I concur.

>>5279993
No, he really meant degenerate and sick. Not that you losers ever had sex anyway.

>>5279997
>unironically outing yourself as a hypocritical virgin

>>5271820
Fucking do it lol

>>5279757
what are you 12? fuck off