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>Not theming your wedding to retro video games
What's your excuse /vr/?

>> No.5267806

Mine was Dragon Ball-themed.

>> No.5267812
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>>5267794
my son is too young to pick his theme, we did sonic.

>> No.5267836

>>5267794
tfw no waifu

>> No.5267857

>>5267812
My son is 2 and he tells me exactly what he likes. Don't force your gay hobbies on your kid

>> No.5267864

>>5267812
YOU FOOL! Exposing your kids to Sonic carries the highly dangerous risk of them eventually turning into a furry.

>> No.5267876

>>5267794
It's honestly kinda cringy to do nerd-themed stuff like that. Even if you and your wife are totally into it, 90% of everyone else will be rolling their eyes unless they are too drunk to notice.

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>>5267857
My son is 2 months old and i'm milking it for what's worth. This just came in the mail, i love it.

>> No.5267894

>>5267864
Even worse, they can turn into Sonic fans

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>>5267894
The horror...

>> No.5267910
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>>5267864
be careful, he may go into the deep end and embrace Sonichu.

>> No.5267932

>making your whole life revolve around BING BING WAHOO
>even on your theorical happiest day ever

That's so fucking stupid.
Anyone who does this should be disowed.

>> No.5267939

>>5267932
>allowing /v/ memes to live rent free in your mind

>> No.5267947

>>5267939
>allowing nintoddler shit to dominate your life

These memes exist for a reason

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DKDDZHCaopI

>> No.5267952

>>5267947
>implyng I care about /v/-tier console warring
Also that girl on the left ticc

>> No.5267953

>>5267947
I mean it's not like it'd be any less embarrassing if it was a Sega or PlayStation themed wedding.

>> No.5267957

>>5267932
as a cake decorater i gladly allow it bc i get to upsell with bullshit charges since it breaks away from traditional wedding stuff.

>> No.5267962

>>5267794
>getting married to anyone other than your retro games

>> No.5267964

>>5267957
I was just about to comment that the worst thing about that cake is the size. Fucking NOBODY gets to have a slice of that dinky thing.

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>>5267892
your poor son

>> No.5268058

>>5267794
My current living situation doesn't support living with a significant other and I can't verify whether I would consider marriage, let alone choose a specific theme for a wedding cake.

>> No.5268694

>>5267876
not OP but
>caring what others think
kys

>> No.5268792

“Theme” weddings are for the lower classes who never learned how to put on an event more elaborate than a child’s birthday party.

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>>5268792
doesn't every wedding have a theme whether it's a location, animal, object, or in this case a video game.

>> No.5268918

>>5268025
>that pic
NO!

>> No.5268921

>>5267794
i'm not a manchild

>> No.5268928

>>5268921
I mean it's usually the woman who plans the wedding, or at the very least says yes or no to ideas. None of this kind of shit happens without the clear from her

>> No.5268947

>>5267794
Taste. I may have went with a certain media theme but I didn't do anything as tasteless as that.

>> No.5268973

>>5268025
lolifag genocide NOW

>> No.5269034

>>5267794
Sorry im not autist or a fucking retard, to ruin one of the best day of my life, with stupid shit like that, fucking man child!

>> No.5269038

>>5269034
How does that ruin someone's wedding?

>> No.5269041

>>5267794
Because my dream wedding is Star Trek themed

>> No.5269061

>>5267947
My mom came in the room while i was watching this and i pulled my pants down and started masturbating to distract her because i was too embarrassed

>> No.5269062

>>5269041

On a replica of the bridge with the background noises playing?

>Will you take Anonette as your wife and love her till death do you part? Then I will now declare you husband and wife.

>Make it so!

>> No.5269068

>>5269062
>not using "to live long and prosper" in those vows.
You had ONE job.

>> No.5269074

>>5267947
Still not as bad as people who get married in their fursuits

>> No.5269082

>>5267947
I had to turn it off when she started singing.

Pokeautists are next level cringe.

>> No.5269328

>>5267947
What the fuck? How come the girls are huge and the guys are tiny?

>> No.5269348

>>5267953
Yeah, Alpha Chads have TurboGrafix themed weddings

>>5269328
some hardcore reverse sexual dimorphism going on there

>> No.5269506

>>5267794
Sanity, self respect, the list goes on and on. Also, I got married in 1997. Stupid shit like that really only became a thing when hard core millennial cancer started getting hitched.

>>5267947
>cringe i choose you