/vr/ - Retro Games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88ACUOvfDEw

>PS1 version of Rayman
Ouch. Poor zoomers are gonna suffer.

>>5132027
Fuck that list.

>>5132032
Even though Rayman 1 is the superior game...
> no rayman 2
Or hell Spyro or even Crash Bandicoot any of the famous 3D Platformers for the system
Or aren't these all games on list?

>>5132027
>revelations persona
Oh fuck why

>>5132027
cheaper than buying a copy of persona

>>5132027
That's a genuinely dogshit list.

I knew SOTN, Crash, Spyro, Medievil, and Parappa were off limits because of the remasters and remakes but that's still a bad lineup.

>>5132027
better be fake

I only hold nostalgia for 5 of those games, and it's probably the 5 most obvious ones.

Hard pass.

>>5132027
>a bunch of literally who games
Yep, it's Playstation.

>>5132027
>Resident Evil Director's Cut
Is it the proper version though, or the revised one with the fart horn soundtrack?

>>5132112

Likely the fart horns.

Legal issues keep them from using the original score far as I heard.

>>5132112
>Director's Cut

Fart horns.

>>5132112
>>5132115
>>5132117
The fart fanfarre is good and goes well with the RE atmosphere. Fight me.

>>5132119
brppp brbbrrrppppp brrrpppp brpp brppp

Japanese version:
Out
Twisted Metal
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
Syphon Filter
Rayman
Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee
Grand Theft Auto
Destruction Derby
Cool Boarders 2

In
Arc the Lad
Arc the Lad II
armored core
Gradius Gaiden
Xi (devil dice)
SaGa Frontier
G Darius
parasite eve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvR0YJqLExM

>>5132027
this will be a great shitshow, I can't wait to hear everyone online bitching about X or Y game and being like "wow I'm glad the sequels are actually good games".

Say what you will, but no Crash or Spyro makes this a shit purchase. If they got Tekken 3 on there, which means they somehow got through the licensing maze for the Gon character (that's literally the only reason it's not on the PS Store, seriously), then Sony could open their wallet for licensing royalties for Crash and Spyro or whatever. Activision is already a money-grubbing collectively biased publisher, but this thing would be much more popular with Crash or Spyro, at least one of the two.

Also, I get why Twisted Metal is on there; it's the first game of the franchise, so it's a classic, but Twisted Metal 2 was a much better game. Hard-pressed normies are gonna be laughing at TM1 for how primitive and establishing it was before it finally got improved by TM2.

>>5132126

>all those shumps, armoured core and parasite eve

fuck you Japan

>>5132139
Can’t you just emulate? This device isn’t targeted at /v/rtards

>No Gran Turismo 1 or 2
>Coolboarders 2 instead of 3
>no THPS2

Don't tell me you faggots are actually going to buy this shit

>>5132030
Noice.

>inb4 400 replies

>>5132027
>Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six

Never played it. Any good? And what was the best FPS for Playstation anyhow...?

>>5132151
I might if its not selling like the other minis did and hacking it is easy.

>>5132117
The first Director's Cut had the original OST. The "Director's Cut: Dualshock Version" is the one with the horns.

>No Future Cop

>>5132141

I'll be honest, I really just want to for the form factor.

>>5132151
Don't be stupid, anyone with half a brain would get a Vita TV.

>>5132156
The best FPS was Quake 2, Doom or just the alien trilogy. Quake 2 was a fucking marvel of technology, it supported 4 player split screen at a solid 30 fps with both analogue and m+k support

>>5132156
Best FPS was Quake 2, though I've got the most nostalgia for Medal of Honour.
I don't know about the original Rainbow Six, but Lone Wolf was good.

>>5132041
>why
for Mark to dance crazy

would never buy that gimmick/meme console btw

>>5132027
>Destruction Derby
>GTA
>R6
Those (at least those, i mean) were not exclusives (not even for a limited time) and R6 was actually better on PC. Why they are here?

>>5132126
>>5132030
>>5132027

Decent list imo. Would be nice with texture filters. And how many save slots per game? Or does it just emulate 2 memory cards? If it doesn't have any way up savegames, it's a dealbreaker for me.

Where's Crash Team Racing?

>>5132179
Destruction Derby makes sense, the first one is considered the best. They probably wanted to add Wipeout instead but couldn't bother spending one dollar on music license since this is as low-effort as it can get (why not Rollcage?).
The others are there for brand recognition, both terrible games.

That Japanese list looks decent at least.

How long until someone figures out how to add roms to it?

>>5132156
The 64 version was amazing, and still plays unlike any shooter today. A lot of careful planning, really intense. I'm assuming the PSX version is similar

>>5132364
Hahahaha

Hahajaha

Hahahajs

Hahahahaha

>>5132027
>no crash
>no spyro
>no ape escape
>no SOTN
>no mega man
>no silent hill
>no tenchu
>no tomba

MEDIOCRE
Also remind me again what the good version of RE1 is. I always get the versions confused. There's the orginal, then the one that restores auto-lock-on aiming and makes it less frustrating, and then the one with the remixed shit tier music. Which one is Director's Cut?

Whats the point of buying this when i can play most of these games along with way better ones on my ps3/ps4/psp/vita already thanks to the ps store?

>>5132040
>Even though Rayman 1 is the superior game...
He's saying the PS1 version of Rayman 1 is the inferior port of the game.

>It's a $100 FFVII machine

>>5132379
pay for emulation for the 100th time, goy!
For real though, shit like this is for casual normalfags who are too high-time-preference to even bother downloading isos and installing an emulator. It's not for /vr/ people (and anyone on /vr/ or /v/ who buys something like this should just kill themselves). It's for 30 year old boomers to see pop up in their amazon feed and say "yep, FF7 was a good game *sips*" and make some spur-of-the-moment purchase, mess around with it for a few days for a dose of nostalgia, and then never play it again.

>>5132027
list is pretty meh if you ask me,

>>5132378
Black label DC is the best version IMO

GH DC added the bad music.

>>5132415
So both the best version of the game and the worst version are both just called "Directors Cut"? Goddamn that's confusing. The constant revisions/rereleases during the PS1 days confuse the hell out of me.

>>5132068
You expect something better?

>>5132378
OP's list is worse than mediocre its insufficient. Only %25 of those games are what I would call system sellers if you compare it to what is out on the Snes Mini.

Lets hope it can be easily hacked

As much as I love PS1, Sony is cheap and bad at negotiating, so they just settle for scraps. They don't make their own games, so they had to pay companies to license out games and THIS is the best they could get. This is Playstation All Stars Battle Royale all over again.

>>5132364
yes, a very intense game. i remember how i was all cold and sweaty at the end of certain missions. i loved the fact that members of the team died for good too.

>>5132415
Isn't that version censored though?

>>5132421
worst version is Director's Cut Dual Shock Edition(which is a GH release).
funny thing is I can't imagine people using the tank controls with classic RE, so the release is kinda of a waste besides getting more copies in circulation.

>>5132027
nice to see kurushi/IC get some recognition.

fuck including shitty ports like GTA, though. the game set should include games that were iconic on the onsole in question, not inferior ports of games that everyone played on other consoles/media.

>>5132432
>if you compare it to what is out on the Snes Mini.
that is just not fair, while the SNES mini's library had omissions it was almost all good to great games. Compare it to the NES classic library which IMO had about 20% fodder(arcade ports) in its library and is still better because it manages to get most of the must haves.

>Lets hope it can be easily hacked
yes,

>>5132514
IIRC every US PlayStation version is censored, but all we are missing are slightly longer cutscenes one where Chris is smoking a cigarette and one where with Kenneth's severed head. Maybe some more but those are the two I remembered.

Why the fuck would they pick GTA 1 over GTA 2

>>5132156
>what was the best FPS for Playstation anyhow...?
Doom
Comparatively shit port, but still great.

>>5132584
There is a patch, which uncensores the uncut version.

>>5132683
Doom 64 is better desu

>>5132737
If Doom 64 were on Playstation that might be relevant.

>>5132040
>Or hell Spyro or even Crash Bandicoot any of the famous 3D Platformers for the system
How do you propose they add 3D platformers to a mini console with no analogue controllers?

>>5132737
not really comparable. Doom on PS1 was just another port of Doom 1. Doom 64 was an original game in the same engine, akin to Doom 2.

>>5132027
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a fucking insult.

>>5132769
>Doom 64 was an original game in the same engine
I agree with your sentiment but HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>5132151
>Don't tell me you faggots are actually going to buy this shit
I prefer the digital controller over the analog, and IF it is simple to add/remove games, I may think about it. It is doubtful however because I don't have an HDMI tv.

>>5132746
Crash 1 was dpad only

>>5132794
Goddamn, don't remind me. The controls were fucking terrible during those "run toward the screen away from the giant boulder" segments.

>>5132778
He's correct, dipshit.