/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5023827
https://iodinedynamics.com/whatremains.html

>>5023827
that looks like fucking SHIT

>>5023827
these sprites are utter garbage

>>5023827

No one said 'NES' back then

Will play, although not expecting much "game"

>>5023841
it's a visual novel/adventure. looks neat

Looks like what happens when kinds born ~1995 of so make a game about kids born in ~1978 or so

>>5023841
A bowl of pop tarts? Has this zoomer never even eaten a fucking pop tart?

>>5023845
Yeah, I read that when I was downloading that screenshot but what I'm hearing is 8-bit walking simulator. Still though looks stylish enough and I like seeing pixel artists work in the actual medium.

>>5023848
>>5023851
>not appreciating your legend living on

>Let's erase old, irreplaceable cartridges to get good feefees

>>5023867
They didn't erase them, Anon they cut them off and replaced them with eproms. I bet if you emailed them nicely they'd probably send you all 50 roms with baseball or urban champion to make your teepee out of or whatever you need to do to make sure every part is used

>>5023840
I did

>>5023921
were you a Nintendo Power writer?

My friend call his NES Advantage joystick "the NES" and the actual NES "the Nintendo"
It sounded confusing but I knew what he meant

>>5023867
The plastic saved is such a drop in the bucket. Its an excuse for we don't want to spend the money.

>>5023840
nintendo did

>>5023970
All Nintendo marketing for the product did, including Nintendo Power magazine.

But kids then did NOT say "Hey Jimmy, want to go over my house and play NES?" It was a fucking Nintendo, to everyone.

>>5023984
>It's another REEE MY CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCE IS CANNON YOURS IS FANFICTION episode

>>5023867
absolutely gross

>>5023990
This game gets it wrong, sorry to say. No one was eating Pop Tarts out of a bowl and no one was calling the Nintendo 'enny-ess'. That's just the reality.

>>5023867
if the faggot doesn't want to waste resources then why make something as useless as a videogame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdrWSQxP8R4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln4SoTlYjeI

Also, in the 90s people did call it the NES if they were differentiating it from the Super NES (as PS1 only became common after PS2) although the lower "Regular Nintendo" was very common as well

>>5023867

not to be a contrarian, but this sounds right, theres plenty of trash on the NES to just replace the ROM with something else.

>>5024110
>pop tarts crunch
>released 1994
>game is set in 1986
oof

>>5024139
Okay yep I see that. Then I agree. It's possible that gamers older than I might have more specifically called it an NES in 1986 but I never heard anyone do so.

>>5024152
It was just Nintendo... even after launch of newer consoles.

>>5024269
Which Nintendo?

>>5023827
>>5023841
>>5023858

UGH, more hipstro garbage with hipster sprites.

>>5023867
TOTALLY NOT HIPSTER BAIT SNAKE OIL FAGS!

>>5023851
It's a DUTCH game. Pop tarts aren't a thing there. So they just don't know any better. They just picked it up from being an American thing.

>>5023851
You don't remember the poptarts cereal? Who's the real child here?

looks like a waste of time

>>5023827
"What Remains"
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllch
fucking pretentious twats

>>5023827
I'm always a little put off when I see things advertised as dark humor by the people making them. Same thing with satire. Like they don't believe they'll be able to get their point across. I'll still try it, but I'm getting a vibe that these guys really like the Mother series and Stranger Things and it'll be that with computers. Might be cool, but the red head >>5023827 doesn't appear to be wearing pants. Leave it to the Dutch to forget their pants.

>>5024284
They should have said Tang, it's what the astronauts drink while destoying communism. Part of any healthy patriot's breakfast.

>>5024337
If you don't tell people that your work is satire, they'll miss the point.

Was the NES even a thing of any real presence in the Netherlands in the 80s?

The game should be about C64 or SMS

>>5024356
Why would it be set in the Netherlands? They want people to be interested in it

Fuck this shit
Neo Heiyanko Alien rom when

>>5024284
They've got internet in dutchland though, so there's no excuse.

>>5023889
top kek, absolutely destroyed

>>5024274
It was just Nintendo, the others were "Super Nintendo" and N64. It's not difficult to understand.

>>5024376
Dutch people shouldn't be making games about a country they don't know. Otherwise, you get the mistakes they've already made trying to depict American life

Only the Japanese have that right since they're our pets since 1945.

>>5025103
I think it's cute

>>5023984
We said N.E.S.
Now for SNES we said "Super Nintendo" none of that "sness" shit

>>5024274
"Nintendo" was implicit that you were talking about the old one.

>>5024269
In Brazil we called NES “Nintendinho” (little nintendo) and Super Nintendo for SNES

>>5026189
And we here in ex-ussr called the local famiclone "Dendy". And we called SNES something like "that cool tv-console only a few rich people in the country can afford".

>>5023858
lol the thumbnail looks like he's chargin' his lazor

>>5026189
>little nintendo
that's cute as fuck

>black character
>not stealing a bike
literally unplayable

>>5023841

>bowl of pop tarts

>>5027561
I want to vomit after looking at that image.

>>5023867
you know that people already produced PCB boards for NES and SNES with replica mappers since 2012 so that you wouldn't need donor carts no more

>>5024010
>a videogame
that's a stretch for this pile of shit