/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4918018
>Before I can do anything, scrubs try to kill her using a fucking bullet
>A motherfucking bullet in a world where 17 year olds can literally have Old Demons and Nature Elementals than can controle hails and thunder, as pets.
>Mommy is pissed. Wants to kill them. I can't allow that, even tho these retards don't deserve any sympathy.
>I volunteer to 'Take care of them', while desperately trying to talk SOME sense in these morons.
>flat out tells them THEY ARE KILLING THEIR OWN MOTHER, and being MONSTERS for it.
>Emokid attacks me with a rage of 100 autists
>After mom wipes the floor with their asses, I convince her not to kill them
>She agrees and just arrests them
>In prison, I personaly try to make them realize what the fuck they are doing, giving them the only thing that could jumpstart their nigger memories - shock therapy.
>Fags can't even handle low level shocks and just shit their pants and pass out
>Give up on them. Even tho I was expecting they could help me eventually, I hear balamb is to be targeted by an explosion
>Since I am always sacing theses scrubs anyways, I leave them a couple of cars for them to escape themselves without blowing my cover
>Hail my ass way back to Mom's HQ and try to convince her. Bitch ain't playing around.
>Finally, after fucking around anyplace I can, I find a way to save mom from voodoo lady from the future. ELLONE IS THE KEY
>Plan a distraction attack on Balamb Garden, that will keep everyone busy while I look for elone and make her do her shit
>GODDAMN IT, scrubs appear again and ruin everything.
>Wanna kill mom again.
>Try to tell them, slowly, this is our mother, and they are the ones who are attacking.
>Retards still Blue Pilled as shit.
>Even tho I am fully able to floor these bitches, I prefer to feign defeat in order to escape that shitfest
>Mom goes berzerk and attacks the scrubs
>I seize the oportunity and finally find that bitch Ellon hidden on balamb
>She does her magic and Mom is save
(cont)

>>4918021
>HOORAY, finally, but now I know what voodoo lady from the future is goin to do, destroy the world where all my nice stuff is. Can't have any of that.
>since the scrubs are too busy Fishing at Some Horizon shit, I go by myself. Undercover again.
>From the info I got, I realize the only 02 people voodoo lady can possess are a she-beast from /fit/ and my girl.
>Fuck, the only thing to do now is to kill both of them.
>Well, since I am all chivalrous and shit, I rather kill myself trying to kill the she-beast from space alone than to attack my bitch.
>Can't have my bros fujs and rajs hanging around during my sacrifice, so I send them home.
>While studying old runes and shit, I realize what the fuck is going on with this time kompression shit. I finally figure that my bitch can be used as bait, after I kill the she-beast.
>It's easy actually: if she-beast and my bitch are the only ones who can be possessed, if I kill the monster-girl, she will have no other alternative.
>I am almost done summoning the beast and what u know, scrubs are at again!
>Without saying a word, they send a fucking GF to zantetusken my ass
>Get pissed at them and finally show them my real power level and one shot that faggot that rides a inbred horse.
>Fuck they have my bitch now? And she's with emofaggit? hold me /r9k/
>In a desperate last attempt to save these idiots, I try to convince the voodoo lady to possesses Rinoa instead of She-beast
>Rinoa's glutes are way too small tho, and my plan fails, because of these faggots again
>After the fight, She-beast is dead. Rinoa is voodoo now. and I am mfw when no gf.
>Remember I am actually Seifer and Chad my way out of that shit to hang around with my bros, out of any fucks to give anymore.

Gackt would still cuck them all.

Well, that explains why Seifer get out of this mess and ended up just chilling in the port.
No court will sentence a man to anything but asylum after hearing this story...

Cool story tho Seifer, I still dont believe it though

>>4918018
WTF! I love Seifer now.

>>4918018
Is this true?

>>4918064
>>4918256
Sup OP.

I'm laughing like an idiot, thanks anons

>>4918258

underrated posts

squarefags are worse than fire emblemfags

>>4918018
Fuck off ff8 fag

>>4918018
Here's a much shorter version.
>be Aryan Cool Dude Seifer Almasy
>think I'm the hottest shit in town because no one could ever contest me
>Squall shows up
>what the fuck
>whatever he's a faggot and I'm clearly better than him
>muh romantic dream, I'll show these faggots
>god damn this guy is good and he's got more friends than me
>oh fuck I just got my ass kicked for the last time, maybe I wasn't so great
>tfw NEET bum in Balamb now, but at least I have my two friends to fish with even though I'll never know what it's like to fly around on the Garden with everyone else having a real good time

>>4918701
>tfw your real life is almost just like Seifer's

>>4918018
>>4918021
>>4918024

>>4918701
>Squall gets the mind control cunt who shoves things up her dog's ass
>Seifer gets the hot albino with an eye patch
Seifer won the long game

>>4918917
Well yeah if you want to talk about girls, easily. Rinoa was the worst girl in the entire game and one of the worst girls period out of any FF.

>>4918056
deepest lore

>>4918917
You say that now, but chances are she end's up with Raijin's kid.

>>4918930
Selphie is technically best girl in ff8 and video games as a whole, but Rinoa is a close second. Also based Quisty is good too.

>>4918018
Wow

>>4919706
Holy shit, I didn’t think it was possible to have taste that bad. Ultimecia is best girl. She just needs a dicking.

>>4920152
Uh...no. Ultimecia is best villain in fiction, but not best girl.