/vr/ - Retro Games

It's a sequel to a SFC game. The first one was better.

It’s about cunny

Why are her tits so large?

>>4748598
She grew up.

>>4748630
Why?

>>4748631
Three years passed.

tits
jumbo
big boys

b ( o Y o ) m

Are the games actually comfy or am I being meme'd?

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>>4748598
They clearly are not. Are you blind?

>>4748667
honk honk

>>4748568
fishing sim

shilling our romhack
https://kawasefan.net/forum/index.php?topic=75.0

>>4748660
it is a very fun series but more difficult than anything. i wouldn't call it comfy

game sucks

>>4748779
say that again??????/

I was going to make a post complaining about the boss levels in these games but through hundreds of runs they have ultimately grown on me. It still got me thinking on what else you could actually do for a boss level.

The only thing that came to mind was either a race through a long level with you getting a different exit if you reach the end before the boss or a circuit level with the boss chasing you around it in laps. Things get changed due to the boss smashing things up or whatever on each lap until you can access the exit. To keep with the theme, that circuit level boss is a hermit crab and the alternate exit is on its back for anyone that can go fast enough to "lap" the boss.

>>4748821
This game has to have the worst HUD I've ever seen and the only thing that makes it the worst is just the positioning.

Why did they do this? Why??
Where's my romhack that fixes it?

>>4748856
The hud is pulled in a bit so the edges of the screen aren't obscured when you're making long casts of the fishing line.

>>4748660
The music and the graphics are
The gameplay isnt

poor man's Tomba

>>4748912
I'd actually prefer it if you'd be quiet.
Seriously though, it's nothing like Tombi, and it came out before it.

>>4748843
i think all the bosses are novel at first but on replays i agree they are rather annoying. i just made a mod to skip the tadpole and crab bosses if you want to use that
https://kawasefan.net/forum/index.php?topic=114.new#new

it's a great game that i know thanks to the pedo neckbeards of this site, but it's seriously one of the best and moste unique platformers of the console

>>4748856
just uncheck that layer in znses or any emulator

>>4748660
Very comfy. Easy to understand with a VERY high skill ceiling.

>>4748945
>pedo
>our mommy

>>4748843
Boss race would be a great level.

>>4748956
get the romhack boy

>>4749081
Does one with boss races exist? I thought that anon was talking hypothetically.

>>4749102
>>4749081
this might not be possible. all umihara kawase levels are a small box, all of which the same size, and that is a limitation. you can however shorten the level time to make the player have to "race" to the end but that isn't a boss and probably wouldn't be very fun. also there is supposedly some recent disassembler progress for the first game, i dont know what it means but hopefully if they figure something out it would allow more flexibility as far as limitations go
https://kawasefan.net/forum/index.php?topic=13.100

maybe if shun gets an editor something like a boss race would be possible, it is capable of supporting much bigger levels and multiple bosses at once and i can already think of some ways to make a "race" level out of tadpoles.

>>4748660
Very comfy once you git gud

Is that her panties that float away when she gets eaten by a fish?

>>4749395
Idk the gameplay feels comfy even if you're bad at getting through the stages. Just swinging around in a dream world.

>>4748954
is she really the same age in the original game? She does look like a little girl in that.
It also doesn't seem right to compare it to Bionic Commando, that game doesn't let you swing iirc

>>4748568
Basically a speedrunning game before indie speedrunners were even a thing.

>>4748936
What the fuck is that HUD

>>4749904
that's a shoe

I want peedos to leave

I'll never be over those honkers

>>4748667
I wish girls had lemon tits

>>4749102
yea it was released just yesterday i think?

>>4750128
why's that Trini Lopez? because they're impossible to eat?

>>4748568
good game but with a retarded fanbase filled with sick weeb neckbeards that fap with fanart of the girl

>>4750526
>tfw never knew the words to Lemon Tree until looked it up just now
this is DEEP

>>4749930
no she was younger in the first game canonically but not a kid. i think i read somewhere the lore is she is a chef who is having a bad nightmare

>>4750540
>fanart

>>4750513
you are misunderstand that mods purpose. it was to remove the tadpole and crab boss. there is a boss rush door but nothing like "a race through a long level with you getting a different exit if you reach the end before the boss or a circuit level with the boss chasing you around it in laps". you still have to wait the enemies out

>>4750545
http://toshi.ldblog.jp/archives/25025354.html
her backstory by the official creator is sad
the game takes place deep within her psyche which is a dreamlike world filled with manifestations of the suffering that accompanies the difficult and relentless path to flavortown that she has known through her 19 years of life
her parents, both chefs, divorced when she was small, she lived with her father who disappeared in he mountains one day while searching for the ultimate incredient and was declared dead
Meanwhile her older sister lived with her mother and secretly tried to gain greater understanding of the art of flavor by eating puffer fish liver that she prepared herself without a license while her mother was away from the shop one day and thus her older sister died of puffer fish poisoning
kawase then went to live with her mother without knowing she was her mother and eventually found out the truth and went on her own journey following the bushido of flavor

please excuse the very approximate translation as I don't care enough to do it properly

>>4750547
>2008
Not retro.

She's clearly a loli in the SNES game, stop trying to justify you playing pedoshit, creep.

>>4751442
>umihara kawase portable
aka the psp port of shun the ps1 game

>>4751442
i didnt read the rest of your post. this is the BOXART for the first game

anyone who complains on the hud just #doesntgetit. everything about the game is so doujin, its just part of the aesthetic.

>>4751475
>small frame
>short height
>large head/eyes

yep, loli shit. fuck off pedo

>>4751665
What the fuck are you on about anon? This is either a pathetic attempt at trolling or you are projecting hard.

How do you pronounce it?
Awe-May-Hay-Ray Kay-Way-Say?

>>4751830
Roughly "Ummie-harra Kawwa-seh"

Why the fuck do Americans think Japanese has random "ay" sounds in every single syllable?

>>4751853
I think people who haven't learned other languages don't learn that the natural sound for "a" is "ah". English spelling/pronunciation can fuck you up super hard.

>>4751862
That doesn't make much sense. It's not like "America" is pronounced "Aye-may-ray-kay".

I've only ever played the SNES version. Is it true that the Playstation version is comfier with a lower enemey respawn rate?

>>4751830
U-mi-ha-ra Ka-wa-se, I don't see what's so hard about this.

With tits that big why doesn't she use them as a weapon?

>>4752043
Ineffective vs fish.

Speaking of which, was it ever explained why her name essentially reads Sea-Stomach-River-Back? Is it just another play on the whole seafood theme that is prevalent throughout the game?

>>4752197
Pretty much. Conventional wisdom among sushi chefs is that ocean fish have their best meat in the belly, and river fish have their best meat in their backs.

>>4752227
she has her best meat in a different place though

>>4752594
her legs are great

Fun little fact that resurfaced recently.

The author of Umihara Kawase made a Sonic clone for the X68000 system a year before UK's release. Possibly as practice for coding platformers, but who knows. The game uses the same font, which is otherwise unique.

http://info.sonicretro.org/Minic%20the%20Hedgehog

>>4748568
game for pedophiles

>>4752982
Imagine pedophiles will play a shitty 2d japan-only pixel platformer from past millenium

>>4748948
>ZSNES

>>4748598
coz big chested girls can have adventures too

>>4748598
Because the artist is a perv.
Like every respectable japanese artist.

>>4748860
That's not an excuse. It still sucks.
If you end up doing something like that then you're not a good game designer.
Why not put the hud in a separate box at the bottom or at the top and crop the image a bit?
Makes no sense to me

>>4753762
>That's not an excuse. It still sucks.
>If you end up doing something like that then you're not a good game designer.

Yet another underage applying today's game design standards to an old game made before games were standardized.

I'm not a fan of the hud either but it seems kind of pointless to bitch about an old game's ui.