/vr/ - Retro Games

Sucks to suck.

>Friend hits you with the thunder when you're near a ramp.

>>4662601
Fucking screen watcher.

>>4662605
a s
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>playing Mario Shart 64 instead of Crash Team Racing
Heh. Pathetic. *chuckles softly*
Why are Nintentoddlers allowed on this board? They're a fucking embarrassment and make real mature gamers like me look bad for even occupying the same board as me.

>b-but Nintendo excelled at making platformers!

Bullshit, Nintendo didn't excel at one god damn thing. I take that back, actually. They excel at one thing. Nintendo excels at being for bing bing wahoo babies and manchildren who run away when they see blood because they are immature babyfags and can't handle a deep, dark, serious game like I can. Sega and Sony had games that reflected the inner darkness of my soul from having two Christmases since my parents were divorced, while Nintendo did kiddy shit because nintentoddlers are fucking babies who never had to rough it in high school like real people, like me, who had to deal with bullies and preppy douchebags since they didn't understand my real power...

>>4663542
delicious

>>4663542
Holy shit anon, did Miyamoto molest you as a child or something?

>>4663627
read it again, he's being ironic

>>4663542
>*chuckles softly*

>>4663630
*moronic

>>4663542

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>hitting one of the palm trees at a weird angle and spinning out

>>4663542
I know you're fucking around but posts like these even if it's just al dente pasta, doesn't add anything to these threads.

>>4663821
>Hitting one of the palm trees at all and spinning out

Ftfy

>>4663542
>my parents were divorced
Glad to see that the marketing and target audience worked as intended. N64 was made for a younger audience, which is why there were very few "mature" titles. I hope you got over the divorce being your fault.

>>4663928
None of that is true at all child fuckwit.

>>4663928
>there were very few "mature" titles
Simply laughable. If anything, N64 had some of the grittiest, goriest games of the gen. Find me anything like pic related in a PS1 or Saturn game. On top of Turok you had Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, the Quake games, Doom 64, Resident Evil 2, Body Harvest, Killer Instinct, Conker... hell, even Ocarina of Time was pretty dark and gritty. Reminder that PS1 was the console with the little purple dragon, orange bandicoot, happy anime characters and a fucking rapping cartoon dog. Pretending that the N64 was only made for "younger audiences" is ridiculous unless you intend to apply the same logic to the other consoles. All consoles of the gen had games marketed towards both the young and old, and all consoles of the gen were fucking awesome. The very fact you even care about whether a console has "mature" games is pretty indicative of your shit taste. All that matters is good gameplay.

>>4664000
N64 also had the best sports and racing games, it was the chad console. PS was the poorfag console or the weeb console. (I would know, I'm a weeb and also owned a PS)

>>4664000
Nintendo has always been a family console so that means, only in america it was promoted as a toy for some reason, remember that the famicom had to change its form to please the american audience and even change its name

>>4664064
If anything the NES was designed to look less toy-like than the Famicom, they made it look more like a VCR sort of device.

>>4664008
>calling yourself weeb
Kill yourself

>>4664069
I just mean I like anime and PS had a lot of anime games (even though most of them were terrible, there were some gems like GITS)

>>4664068
yeah, he has it exactly backwards. He just proved himself wrong and didn't realize it. Funny how people continually make up history on here to suit their own biases and notions of how the world is.

YA DUN GOOFED!

>>4663542
This but unironically.

>>4664069
you know you post on a imageboard about chinese cartoons right??

>>4664283
4chan is distinctively anti-weeabos.

>>4664297
>being interested on /vr/ stuff while being an EOP

>>4663893
it's weird cause sometimes when i hit them they just knock me back like usual. maybe im not going fast enough

>>4664297
Is that why a third of the boards are weeb related?