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4641541 No.4641541 [Reply] [Original]

Why didn't Sonic just call the police?

>> No.4641548

Because it isn't SoR

>> No.4641556

>>4641548
I appreciate this post.

>> No.4641559
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4641559

Because he is the police

>> No.4641690

>>4641541
You have to deal with your own problems, OP. That's how you learn to COPE

>> No.4641716
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>>4641690
CPU
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>> No.4641726

Why didn't Sonic just buy a gun?

>> No.4641728

>>4641726
Do you think Robotnik would be stupid enough to not make his mechs bullet-proof?

>> No.4641743

Robotnik is not doing anything illegal

>> No.4641750

This is a dumb thread

>> No.4641751

>>4641728
He was too stupid to make the hedgehog proof

>> No.4641758

>>4641541
Blue lives matter.

>> No.4641760

>>4641726
Robotnik banned gun ownership

>> No.4641762

>>4641750
nofunallowed.jpg

>> No.4641765

>>4641728
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XeERJ-elgM

>> No.4641771

>>4641765
>Eggman
Found your problem.

>> No.4641776

>>4641541
who do you think is really gonna go down when the cops show up?

>> No.4641785

>>4641776
Nothing, Robotnik works with them.

>> No.4642136

Because it took place in the world where police don't exist instead of the one where it does.

>> No.4642145
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4642145

Best thread on /vr/ right now.

>> No.4642150

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXTn2gSG7es

>> No.4642159

>>4641743
I'm pretty sure if I was flying around with a home made wrecking ball the cops would hassle me about it

>> No.4642171

>>4641726
They were thinking about that, but thought it'd be a bit much for Sonic to be gun toting. So, they had Shadow be that instead.

But, there was also Nack the Weasel, or otherwise Fang the Sniper with his popgun.

Incidentally Fang is in actuality a jerboa.

>> No.4642221

>>4642171
Please hide your power level. You could have stopped at the second line.

>> No.4642241

>>4642159
He is in the middle of nowhere and who cares if a few animals are beign imprisoned?
He is a scientist he surely is doing this for technological progress to reach Mobius, the only illegal thing he did was to stole the chaos emerald but from who? Or he just found them before Sonic

>> No.4642245

>>4641541
Sonic was the badguy all along

>> No.4642259

>>4641541
Because he's the one in the wrong.
Robotnik is forwarding Mobius's progress as a nation, providing jobs to the population by giving them the training and opportunities to pilot his mecha rather than cut jobs and rely on automation, and defending the various industrial, leisure, military installations, and other technical facilities of the planet from that blue eco-terrorist hedgehog shitebag.

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>>4642221
How about you check your power level?! How 'bout that?!

>> No.4642371

>>4641541
Sonic is a proud anti-fascist and anarcho communist who understands that the police are simply an instrument of class rule. Even if Robotnik was taken in for questioning - say on suspicion of violating FAA regulations by flying too low when there was a risk of damage to persons or (more importantly) property, his position as a member of the bourgeoisie almost certifies that he'd have lawyers sufficient to argue himself out of the charges - or possibly even have the legal training to argue his own way out, along with the full sympathy of the court system. Meanwhile, someone would ask Sonic why he's being going around smashing up computer monitors and stealing jewellery so he'd be taken straight off for a bit of the ol' police brutality and spurious charges.

>> No.4642415

>>4642371
>Sonic has the colors of the USA flag
>Robotnik has the color of the URSS
Are you sure of what you're saying?

>> No.4642435
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>>4642415
Sonic proudly wears the colours of the Cuban flag, not the US flag. You can tell by the ratio of Red:Blue involved in his design. Blue is the least used colour in the US flag and most used in the Cuban flag, as well as the most used in Sonic's design. (Regardless of whether we include his arms.) Red is the joint-most prominent colour in the US flag, not blue. Meanwhile Robotnik's egg-mobile uses a paintscheme closest to that of the US Navy.

Furthermore let's not forget that Robotnik is based in part on US president and noted imperialist Theodore Roosevelt.

>> No.4642436

>>4642259
You might have a point if we're sticking to Sonic 1, but explain what said benevolent doctor is planning to do with the Death Egg.

>> No.4642452

>>4642435
So Sonic is a capitalist now?

>> No.4642528

Well you see.. it's a case of a colored character with spiky hair running around in fancy shoes vs a wealthy white inventor. Who are the police going to believe? They hate hedgehogs.

>> No.4642572
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4642572

Why call the cops when you're friends with the President? Just call him directly.

>> No.4643310

>>4641541
Because he'd get shot

>> No.4643356

Well there's two worlds you see...

One of those worlds has no police.

In the other world, Sonic does not get along with the police.

>> No.4643827

>>4641541
The police would've seen a gun on Sonic, and shoot him instead.

>> No.4643837

>>4641541
better question is why are you playing that without kega hqx4 so its actually playable? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_yQmeJIhuw&t=3s

>> No.4643869

>>4643837
ew

>> No.4643918

>>4641716
>>4641690
What did they mean by this?

>> No.4643974

Isn't he the kind of guy that has bombs in his teeth?

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>> No.4643985
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4643985

He's broken into a millitary facility twice and gotten back out, I think he's above the police's pay grade.

>> No.4644005

>>4642371
So you're saying Robotnik gets a free pass from the legal system due to sprite privilege?

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>>4643837

>> No.4644281

Bump

>> No.4644284

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LecH7KTDGAo
>that one time Robotnik won