/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4583824
Double the BLAST PROCESSING.

Sega did what Nintendidn't.

>>4583827
Than why does it need Blast Processing?

>>4583824
>Cartridge slot isn't aligned with his mouth
ONE JOB.

If you want the serious reason, it's because Sega realized they didn't have anything ready to compete with the polygonal processing power of PS1's vector unit (GTE) so they threw in an extra Hitachi SH-2 CPU in an attempt to bridge the gap.

Obviously this was totally futile. A generalized processor like a CPU can't compete very well at processing polygons with a specialized vector unit.

>>4583835

How would THAT work? You still want to see him fully, so he would have to be really small,o therwise his head will be cropped off

>>4583824

I don't know Supernintendo Chalmers, why is your CPU slower than that of a console released one year before you?

>>4583934
Two years, actually.

>>4583934
Because it's a comprise for the other components which are superior to the specs of your Genesis, Sega

>>4583950
Which other components would that be? The RAM which runs at half the speed of the RAM in Sega's console?

>>4583824
uhhhh oh that's not just 2 CPU's, that's extra power. Extra power for all the great games we'll be making.

hmmmmmm great games.

>>4583934
Because never realized backwards compatibility bullshit

>>4584478

You know these great games are quite similar to the ones they have in arcade.

>>4584660
>Super FX Chip? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? May I see it?

Sega with his crazy experimentations
Super Nintendo is taking a long vacation

>Steam Hams except it's another Genesis add-on

>>4586007
>the Saturn isn't ready in time and people want 3d games

Sega: Egads, Sega is ruined! But what if I were to create a cheap addon and disguise it as a stopgap til the new console. Ohohoho, delightfully devilish, Sega!

>gamers come in
Gamers: SEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAA!

Sega: Oh I was just releasing Sonic 3d Blast. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

>gamers shake head, close door, Sega runs off to the dev shed outside to make a cheap mushroom addon

Sega: Well I hope you're ready for mouthwatering 32-bit games!
Gamers: But I thought we were having Sega Saturn.
Sega: No no, Sega 32X.
Gamers: You call 32-bit games.....Sega 32x.
Sega: Yes! Old company recipe. Patented addons. Yum yum, Knuckles Chaotix.
Gamers: And you call these 32 bit despite the fact they are obviously 16 with expansion chips.
Sega: Yes!

>Sega goes to the kitchen, Let's Go Away can lightly be heard through the door and the Hornet is parked in the middle. Sega rejoins the table with a yawn.
Gamers: Good LORD what is HAPPENING in there.
Sega: Sega Saturn?
Gamers: May we see it?
Sega: No.

>>4586157
SEGA, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

>>4586182
>Sega looks at the Sony exec with the flamethrower, then at gamers nervously, with an awkward thumbs up

>>4584660
Oh ho ho, no! Patented Video Display Processors, old development recipe!

>>4586203
>But Sega, on your way out if you wanna kill arcade gaming it would really help me a lot.

Jesus Christ.

Even for a console wars thread this is fucking embarrassing.

>>4586182
No mother, it's just blast processing

> PS finally arrives
Well Sega I made it despite my limited computational power

>>4586451
Ah, Supernintendo! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable launching

>>4586451
Ah, Sony Computer Entertainment, welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable console!

>>4586157
>Sonic 3d Blast
>Isometric excercise.
HAHAHA

>>4586459
myah

>>4583824

>>4586459
But PSX's launch line-up was utter shit.

And you call it Blast Processing despite the fact that it's obviously not blasting.

>>4586686
I'd take steamed hams over wojacks and pepes any day. It's been 8 years and those 2 are STILL used, no meme prior or since has lasted that long, I really miss the days of actual OC in 4chan.

>>4586686
>Tempted to commission the guy to paint my SFC because both his Kirby 3 and Final Fantasy paint jobs look fucking great
>Not sure if I like how shiny it looks

This is my favorite thread in a long time.

>>4586736
wojack is extremely exploitable because it's an inherently shitty drawing.

Tons of OC emerged from Wojack,

>>4586721
Huh, always thought Crash 1 was a launch title.
I was a Nintendofag growing up and played PSX at my friends place. Rayman as a launch title isn't too bad though, one of my favorite games.

>>4586721
>Air Combat
>Jumping Flash
>Rayman
>Ridge Racer
You could honestly do worse

>>4583824
>"lol 2cpu so stupid who need more than 1cpu"
>he posts on his PC with a 64-core processor

>>4586721
Not as awful as N64's at least.

>literally just Mario 64 and Pilotwings 64

>>4586157
>the Saturn isn't ready in time and people want 3d games

32X release date: November 21, 1994
Saturn release date: November 22, 1994

They were intended to exist simultaneously as a "budget" 3D console and a "premium" 3D console.

GOOD LORD! WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

Blast Processing?

B... Blast Processing! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your console?

Yes!

May I see it?

No.

>>4586157
>But what if I were to create a cheap addon and disguise it as a stopgap til the new console


Could be worse. They could have tried to create an add-on, but pissed off the people making it resulting in the birth of their most powerful competitor ever.

>>4583831
We need to OUTSPEED (you).

>>4586382
This is a console wars thread?

>>4587421

Don't talk to the special people, anon.

>>4586908
good post

Well Sega, I made it despite your expansions

>>4586742
Request a matte/semi-gloss finish rather than high gloss?

>>4586821
To be fair, Mario 64 alone carried the console pretty damn well.