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4556343 No.4556343 [Reply] [Original]

Childhood is thinking Sephiroth is cool because of a black trenchcoat and impractically-long sword.
Adulthood is realizing Kefka is truly the best Final Fantasy villain.

>> No.4556424

Kefka wasn't a villain, he was the hero of FF6. The true villain was Emperor Gestahl, the mastermind behind invading the Esper World and trying to steal the power of the Goddesses. Kefka was just the whacky retard clown that kept quipping about how much he hates everything. When the Emperor was about to ascend to deityhood and spell the end for our heroes, Kefka herp a derped in instead and became the biggest failure of a villain in Final Fantasy history. He actually achieved deityhood, but was too insane to do anything with it beyond shooting random lasers around. He was too unfocused to kill the Returners, hell he was too unfocused to even do what he wanted, which was destroy the world. That's how the heroes were able to defeat him. Omnipotent power, but too retarded and crazy to use it, so he got put down like the mad dog he was. Meanwhile, had Gestahl succeeded and became a god, the first thing he would've done is destroyed all the heroes and proceeded with his conquest of all reality with none to stand in his way.

Sephiroth, Ultimecia, Kuja, whomever, they might've all failed in their plans by being thwarted by the heroes. But Kefka stands alone as the only villain so incompetent that he actually accidentally stopped the bigger evil and created a lesser threat for the heroes to have a chance.

>> No.4556427

(You)

>> No.4556434
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>> No.4556453

Sephiroth has always been an edgelord faggot. Anyone who hasn't always known that Kefka is the superior character is a literal retard.

>> No.4556457

>>4556343
Both are shit compared to Jecht.

>> No.4556460
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4556460

zoma best jrpg villain

>> No.4556472

>Death Battle
Who let this faggot post here?

>> No.4556592

and with a wicked sense of humor

>> No.4556690

>>4556343
Adulthood is realizing these are all plots for teens and just enjoying games for the mechanics while reading books for stories.

>> No.4556726

>>4556690
Ironically this is the most childish post in the entire thread.

>> No.4556791

>>4556343
Both are shit, non of them had any reason to be evil, go for the last boss in IV.
>>4556460
>Zoma
Psaro and Corvus where better.

>> No.4556828

>>4556791
psaro is lame as fuck
the fisrt 4 chapters of DQIV was cool, especially chapter 3, which is by far the best part of the game, but chapter 5 was like a lame DQIII knock-off

>> No.4556914

childhood is playing games and enjoying them
adulthood is arguing over games on an anime imageboard

>> No.4557235

>>4556726
>muh deep FF storylines

>> No.4557237

>>4557235
What's the most recently published novel you've read?

>> No.4557347

>>4556424
This guy gets it.

>> No.4557352
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>>4556457
Oh hey there.

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>>4556343
You incompetent fool, you know nothing of a true FF villain

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>>4557354
Ahem.

>> No.4557375

>>4556343
So you went from liking a character just because he looked cool, to liking a character because you're a pretentious 2deep4u faggot like >>4556424 ?

>> No.4557391

>>4557237
Not going to derail the thread, babs. And not really much of an argument anyway, don't resort to ad hominems.

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>>4556343
kefka is teenager tier.
adults dig exdeath, cloud of darkness, and emperor.
fully realized adults don't care about FF

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4557513

Adolescence is idolizing FF villains.

Adulthood is realizing Dark Falz made so much more sense.

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>>4557359
Childhood is still playing VI and VII
Adulthood is realizing V is the superior game

>> No.4558092

Childhood is making internet posts in overused meme formats.
Adulthood is continuing to do the exact same thing, because truly inside we're all still 12.

>> No.4558098

>>4557235
I never called Final Fantasy stories deep you numbnut, this just continues to demonstrate how immature you actually are.

>>4557391
You already derailed it with your "MAH LITERATURE XD" autism earlier tryhard-kun.

>> No.4558103

>>4557513
God damn I hate that fight in Phantasy Star 2.

>> No.4559231
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Where my trigga niggas at?

>> No.4559245

The best FF villain is the Emperor from FF2 by far

He conquered the world then died on purpose to kill God AND the Devil to become both

How hardcore is that

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>>4556690
sorry that I have to tell you that you are a retard.

Story games like SOMA, Brothers a tale of two sons, inside, stories untold and silent hill2 can't be reached by the best books. Even Vampire Bloodlines does some things a book can't do.

You fucking shit noob. Because you got your head stuck in some books, you don't even know the games that are out there.

>> No.4559546

ITT: triggered storyfags

>> No.4559872

>>4559546
ITT: fags like you

>> No.4559992
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4559992

http://blog.hardcoregaming101.net/2010/02/final-fantasy-vi.html
This will never fail to get a laugh out of me.

>> No.4560019

>>4559992
the autism in that comment is strong

>> No.4561423

>>4557476
who is the dude to the right of sephiroth, above cloud of darkness?

>> No.4561486

>>4559245
I don't think he died on purpose, but he was able to still seize power even after death. He already made a pact with the underworld to attain power, he just carried that power with him beyond the grave and was able to conquer the afterlife, so instead of being tortured via selling soul to demons, he kicked their asses and enslaved them to control how he saw fit.

>> No.4561645

>>4557352
not him but I hope I wasn't the only person to think Jecht is the actual final boss and Yu Yevon is just an interactive cutscene

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>>4561423
gabranth from XII

>> No.4561725

>>4556424
Another example of FFVI fan autism

>> No.4561726 [DELETED] 

>>4556690
You’re sound literally like a grown neckbeard yet with the mentality of a child

>> No.4561731

>>4559546
>like 10% of this thread is about storyfagging
Why do u guys project about the storyfag boogie man so much

>> No.4561736

>>4556690
You sound literally like a grown neckbeard yet with the mentality of a child

>> No.4561742

Nice arguments coming from the storyfags: ad hominems everywhere. And the fact that you feel the need to reply like this is a mark of insecurity.