/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4466982
Her, but back then. Not now.

>>4466982
chocolate cake

>>4466982
Fuck her while playing gameboy, then eat chocolate cake afterward.

>>4466982
Cmon.


>>4466996
Good choice

>>4466982

Only one of those things will worth anything in 20 years.

>>4466985
I'd still take her t b h

>>4467006

>>4466982
I can play the Gameboy while eating chocolate cake with her riding me.

>>4467020

Who is she? I need to know what pictures I'm using my dick on tonight.

>>4466982
Chocolate cake

>>4467003
Yeah, the cake.

play gameboy while she sucks my dick then eat chocolate cake

>>4466982
her :3

>>4467015

I loved when she got the fake titties, yumyumyum.

You're fucking gay if you don't take the chocolate cake because that means you don't already have a gameboy.

>>4467027
This kid out here like "#metoo"

>>4466982
chocolate cake if u can make it without grass or cow pus

>>4466982
She can feed me the chocolate cake, put the Gameboy inside of her and let me play. All 3 at once, cept probably only possible with a Gameboy micro.

>>4466982
She can leave, comeback with a game gear and some confetti cake. I have standards after all.

>>4466982
Her.

>>4466982
If you don't choose the Gameboy then you don't actually belong here.

>>4466982
If I didn't have a gf I'd choose her, but I do so I choose Gameboy.

kuso thread

>>4467361
I already have a gameboy. I don't have any cake though

If this scene was in an anime people would freak out and demand a third bomb, but because real actors were used it's actually totally cool.

>>4467071
What the fuck game is that?

>>4466982
Gameboy. It never ages. 8-bits old and never grows tits... I mean bits.

That original Gameboy box was aesthetic as fuck.

Modern console developers could learn a thing or two.

>>4467027
What movie is this clip from anyways?

>>4467754
It's from an early 90's TV show called Picket Fences.

>>4466996
The cake will be cold by then, you fool!

>>4466992
Good choice. Chocolate cake is better than christmas cake.

>>4467050
Yeah nah. You need to eat a cake within 24 hours of making it or it's no good.

God damn we got some cake scrubs in here.

>>4466982
The woman and the gb. I don't eat cake aka the Jewish teeth rotter.

>>4467031
I wanna know too

>>4466982
In her heyday, probably her.

>>4467398
this is the worst carlos ever

>>4467027
>>4466982
All 3 pls

>>4467003
Thats not very nice the Gameboy aged well and is still fun to play.

>>4466982
I don't remember this episode of Eerie Indiana...

>>4467381

Hmm, no, a comedic episode about a kid entering puberty, meant for general adult audiences is pretty different from an episode of an anime where some average joe nerd gets hit on by some 3000 year old half-robot girl with blue hair at the high school they both attend.

Weeb shit is not a funny but frank appraisal of teenage awkwardness, it's the epitome of it.

>>4468327
This.

I'd take the gameboy

>>4467396
D2 on Dreamcast, fucking weird ass game.

Her of course. She was gorgeous then and still smoking today.

>>4466982
her and chocolate cake: perishable
gameboy: lasts for many years

>>4466982
Is that Mary Swanson?

>>4466982
Gameboy

>>4466982
I would eat her chocolate cake and play with her game boy buttons.

>>4468429
no its Samsonite

>>4466982
Why not all three?

Does the guy end up having a wet dream from this? I seem to remember that from watching this show when I was a kid.

And I'd play gameboy while fucking her like a dog and eating the cake off her back

>>4469182
That is the wet dream.

>>4469138
spider-man's not gonna like this

>>4467756
Eerie Indiana.

>>4466996
I also agree that all three is the best choice

>>4466982
Honestly her,
Not that I don't like Gameboy but I wasn't interested in handhelds back then and I've never liked cake that much.
But milfs have been one of my fetishes since young.

>>4469254
>milfs
She's like in her late 20's in that scene. Like 10 years before she even had her first child.
Not a MILF.

>>4469254
>But milfs have been one of my fetishes since young.
Same. Guess it helped that my Mom was affectionate to us and still attractive somewhat.

>>4469138
Wtf where did ya got that?

>>4469190
Sorry. I worded it weird but yeah you've answered my question. I remember him waking up and looking at his sheets but that was back before I understood what was happening.

>>4466982
>>4467027
I wanna give her the dick if you know what i mean.
Just bareback fuck her silly, if you catch my drift....with my erect cock

>>4466982
Gameboy. Obviously

>>4467027
Did they really film it like that?
I mean he really got to see her tits then

>>4469670
She could've been wearing adhesives, or something else that only covers the front, and gives the illusion that she's topless from behind.

>>4467031
>>4467864

Mary something....
Slippy?
Swamy?
...

Samsonite! I was way off.

>>4466982
>do this
it's cute! lucky kid
>swap genders
wow gross. what a pedo

>>4466982
hmmmmmm I'd have to see her naked, know what kind of cake, and does the gameboy come with any games. Leaning toward the cake at the moment.

>>4469670
Dude he got head while playing game boy, or at least his character in the movie did

>>4466982
eat girl, fuck Gameboy, play cake
only acceptable answer

Her

>>4466982
she can have the chocolate cake ^_^
I solved the puzzle

>>4467843
>You need to eat a cake within 24 hours of making it or it's no good.
What's wrong with you? I've had birthday cake that lasted for over a week and it was perfectly good by the end.

She's aged amazingly well.

>>4470743
unlike games

>>4469552
My guess would be, the internet.

>>4469806
>movie
Picket Fences was a TV show.

>>4470743
Most women her age are more attractive than women who are closer to my age. (I'm 35)

>>4471138
You'd know, sitting in your basement all day.

>>4471142
>Basement
I don't have a "basement", since I live in a loft apartment. Something you'll never be able to afford in your life, kid.

>>4471152
>Nothing personal kid

>>4471152
>implying loft apartments are desirable

This thread went through every iteration of those choices, plus the obvious attempts at subversive jokes. Soon the thread will vanish and all will be forgotten. Nothing matters. Goodbye.

>>4471447
Hello.

>>4471447
Hey fag.

>>4471447
It hasn't gotten to the roleplaying part yet.
You can be Holly.

>>4467494
>That original Gameboy box was aesthetic as fuck

That it was. Everything these days is just the same, generic "sleek, modern" look. If they ever bring aesthetics back into consoles and console marketing, it'll just be ironic retro pandering, like the Ataribox.

>>4466982
Fuck the gameboy, play with the cake, eat her.

>>4466982
I would sit back and play the Gameboy while she rides me cowgirl-style, then afterward, eat the chocolate cake.

>>4471934
>fucking a hottie
>still focused on video games
This is how I know you've never had sex before.

>>4471945
this is how i know you only fuck occasionally, and once for each female

>>4471986
T-t-thank you?

>>4470380
No, it was stale and rubbish but your tastebuds are too unrefined to tell. What a waste of presumably good cake.

>>4466982
>chocolate
Chocolate is fucking disgusting. Obviously choose the GB, knock her out with it, fuck her, then go on your merry way and play cool shit after you drown her in cake (since women are utterly useless outside of fucking)

>>4466982
Her. She was at the peak of her beauty back then.

>>4466982
All three would be the obvious answer if the GB wasn't basically shit and you'd be like, fuck I can't even get any god damn light in here and the batteries would die before I even finish fucking. So, fuck her for hours with full attention while smooshing cake all over her and my face while eating the cake.. Save the Gameboy for a rainy day where you can find a place to plug it in and sit with a lamp directly on the thing.

>>4472192
No. Depends on how the cake is stored, not uncovered to air so it doesn't dry out. Also, if there's enough sugar in it that can inhibit mold. Also if it's uncut and covered with frosting that limits air to the inside of the cake but will cause the frosting to harden more from the outside in - butter cream icing will tend to thrive longer. Depending on handling and how a cake is made it can last at least a week and still be nearly fresh. You can also do cake in a freezer but those don't come out as well, married couples often stick a slice of cake in the freezer to eat on their first anniversary.

A cake with alcohol tends to store better and not dry out. Other similar cake items like fruitcakes and stollen in the package can last longer than even a whole year unopened and will be like fresh when you open in. Some cases longer - real proper fruitcake supposedly can last at least 25 years even.

>>4466982
Already have like 5 gameboys I dont need another one. Cake turns you into a fatass. So all thats left is that Milf Muff.

>>4472390
>Cake turns you into a fatass
It's not a fucking debuff you fuckwad.

>>4466982
Her first and cover her in the cocolate cake and when she wonders what being pushed into her asshole i tell her it's the Super Mario World cartridge that came bundled

Her first and cover her in the cocolate cake and when she wonders what being pushed into her asshole i tell her it's the Tetris cartridge that came bundled

>>4467027
Imagine the same scene but reverse the sexes.
Have an adult male pull down his pants in front of a little girl.
I would like to see the public reaction to that.

>>4472434
>Imagine the same scene but reverse the sexes

That's the kind of thing you like looking at, you're sittin' there imagining that with a big smile on your face, you dirty fecker

>>4466982
auburn hair makes my dick diamonds. she was also in dumb & dumber before jim carrey turned into charles manson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RDueVUvsLY

>>4466982
Her. Gameboys were overrated and the only decent game was Link's Awakening.

>>4466982
>parents buy you an atari lynx instead
looks like im gonna die a virgin forever alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pyuf4W7tVc

>>4472582

You get a perfect handheld port of Road Blaster however

>>4472446
Careful now

>>4466982
I remember specifically fapping to this very seen when I was little.

It was in the afternoon programm and I was like, man, thats really boys dream come true, why does something like this not happen to me. It was that age when you were horny as fuck but too shy to talk to girls.

Picking her = you're a virgin
Picking the cake = you're fat
Picking GB = you're autist

>>4471127
rekt

>>4471131
exactly what I wanted to answer as well

>not bringing your own gameboy and playing pokemon while fucking

>>4472434
That's not how boys and girls work though.
I wouldn't care if my teenage boy stares at someone tits as much as some dude flashing his dick in front of my daughter.

>>4469690
No way that's her

>>4469138
Reverse image search gives me nothing. Sauce NOW. please

>>4473247
brilliant

Cake. I prefer my women chunky. And the original Gameboy isn't very good.

>>4473418
What kind of weird-ass cake it that?

>>4473570
homosex cake

>>4473573

More like no-mo-sex cake.

>>4466982
Hit it from the back, balance the cake on her back, play gameboy with your free hand.

>>4473360
silly anon, theres an obious clue on this picture

>>4473639
People apparently can't read

>>4473093
Picking all 3 = fat autistic virgin
Picking none = queer bag?

>>4473093
>>4473832
Holy shit. Now that's a problem.
What's the right answer then?

>>4468327
>>4468343
It doesn't matter what content anime has. It could be casually presented half-nudity, it could be a bathing scene. People will freak out. Live action can get away with anything. If this scene was anime people would call it pedophilic trash that should be outlawed. But when an actual child actor is present, there are suddenly no problems.

>Weeb shit is not a funny but frank appraisal of teenage awkwardness, it's the epitome of it.
Anime is not "weebshit", it's actually Japanese. I don't know what "weebshit" you're talking about and why you think it has any bearing on this issue.

>>4469138
>tfw no sexually experienced woman molested me as a kid

feels bad
I wanted to fuck so many of my teachers...

>>4473860
Choose all 3 and don't give a crap what you're being because, you're
>Banging Lauren Holly
>Eating a delicious piece of chocolate cake
>Dominating something on gameboy

>>4474104
I think this type of content is no longer permissible. Pretty sure.

>>4474104
>It doesn't matter what content anime has.

Yes it does, you're just a whiny bitch crying special pleading. What a fucking punk.

Anime is weeb shit, btw, they are synonyms when used as nouns.

>>4474321
That kid was so lucky.

>>4472434
fuck off with that shit
double standards exist for a reason

>>4474352
lucky he literally got raped by some saggy old pedo hag?

>>4473832
>>4473093
>Is on 4chan
>Calling people autistic
>Thinks this is some major insult
I'm just gonna spell this one out for you, kiddo. 4chan used to be one of the most foul places I could come to and I enjoyed it. You know why I enjoyed it? Because the people here were at least creative at the time. You're spouting yet another current trending buzzword that you think equates to a major insult just because most people are willing to be PC about everything and don't want to use terms that may hurt some people's feelings. 4chan doesn't care about that, obviously, so you really need to step up your god damn game, son. Calling someone autistic here is quite possibly the bottom of the barrel in terms of what is actually going to affect anyone. Now, if you wanna get creative with it, call them a "Feral Aspie", which paints more of a picture than your little "You're autistic" statement. We have this great language that we have developed over the course of a few thousand years. Why not make some good use of it? You want to know the biggest difference between people over the age of 25 and people under the age of 25? Most people over the age of 25 might actually be able to say something you've never heard. So keep it up. Keep calling people autistic. Keep saying they must be on the spectrum, but I want you to just remember that literally no one on this site has ever given one single fuck about what you as a person say, especially not when all you're going to do is call them autistic.

>TL;DR: Learn to word better, faggot

>>4474418
pure autism

>>4474321
he wishes to rape her at the end
also he fucked himself up irl after that

>Lauren Holly

Does she have actual nude scenes?

>>4474416
I would have traded places with him in a heart beat. Who the fuck would be traumatized by that?

>>4474104
You got that all backwards....
Maybe you want to go out more.

>>4474302
No no no no
You should be banging tetris blocks on the gameboy and dominating lauren holly

>>4474563

Fags

I can accomplish every other fetish I have, but I can never sedate my hunger for /ss/ where I'm a young boy who's the victim of an attractive woman's lust.

>>4474334
It does not and I'm not a whiny bitch or doing any "special pleading." You're just in fucking full damage control mode because you know what I'm saying is true and you can't defend it.

>Anime is weeb shit, btw, they are synonyms when used as nouns.
Anime is JAPANESE. It therefore cannot be WANNABE JAPANESE. Not only are you damage controlling something not worth defending, but you're a retard in general.

>>4475431
That sucks. That's my reason to be in /ss/ in the first place. I had plenty of sex with an older women in my early teens.

>>4475431

I just want to feel the touch of a woman once more again.
I miss my ex.

>>4475563
I have no idea what you're about, but >>4474104 is pretty wrong.

>>4475571
It isn't wrong, it's completely right. Your damage control is pathetic.

>>4466982
marrry fuck kill? Because I'd kill her, marry the gameboy and fuck the cake desu senpai