/vr/ - Retro Games

>nintendo 64
What a fag.

>playing the superior N64 instead of the faggot-child PS1
Yes, yes he was.

>>4436749
PS1 shit rat detected.

>>4436748
I look(ed) like Bobby Hill and I live in Texas, not far from one of the cities on which Arlen is supposedly based, so yes.

>>4436750
I know he had a PS1 too. I distinctly remember Hank talking about him playing Tomb Raider.

>>4436748
He really is.

>>4436748

>holds controller like a retard

Yep, seems about right.

>>4436791
He's probably playing some Goemon's Great Adventure

George is.

>N64
that boy aint right

>>4436763
Maybe he owned a Saturn

>>4436748
How can you play in that position?
My neck hurts just thinking about it.
Either move the tv or grab the chair.

>>4437134
>Hillbilly
>Owning a Saturn
Pick one.

>>4437258
All redneck hillbilly care about is blocky 3D graphics!

>>4437258
if they could get it on clearance hell yeah they would

>>4436763
>>4437134
He probably played it on pc

>>4437891
Was Bobby ever shown playing computer games? Other than that one episode about the GTA style propane game?

>>4437825
I can hear that post in his voice, and it's perfect. Complete with his snorting, high-pitched laugh at the end

>>4436791
What if he's playing No Mercy or something like that?

>>4437258
Bobby being a big dork instead of a "rugged outdoorsman athlete" is one of the main sources of conflict between him and his father. It's totally plausible that Bobby would have an interest in niche games.

>>4436748

>>4436748
always dude, he never left us.

>>4436748
He's a fat effeminate dork and a disappointment to his parents

so yes

>>4438005
Fuck overbearing parents. They're losers themselves by comforming like a cuck.

>>4437903
All I'm picturing is Khan playing the Saturn and singing along with Daytona USA

>>4438061
Less go a whey

Ross = Patrician Spectre
Joey = Superficial Crimson Fury
Chandler = Crash Team Racing

>>4438005
Peggy loved Him deeply.

Hank was the worse parent of the two

>>4437980
non, anon.

Bobby has the N64. He would go over to Khan's and be like 'whoa, what's that' and Khan would be able to give his spiel about Saturn and his import games and Hillbilly n64.

Which is messed up because he's from laos, not japan.

No, that's better. Hank should come in and correct him.

*picks up Saturn, tugging dangerously on cables, points at 'made in Japan'* "Now you're from Laos, what are you doing taking credit for this piece of electronics from Ja-a-pan. Bobby's toy is also from Ja-a-pan. You're comparing oranges and kumquats. Or oranges and tangerines. And you're a mandarin... aheh. Well, not a mandarin. But you get my point."

>>4436748
The perspective on the console is so wonky. What the hell, Mike Judge?

>>4438793
Hank actually parented and spent time with Bobby.

Peggy was a selfish, self-absorbed loser and was a terrible mother.

BOGGLE

>>4436937
Underrated. I've never seen this before.

>>4436937
George loved sports but didn't have a Genesis?

Or were the best baseball games on SNES like Ken Griffey Jr?

GET

IN

THE BOX

>>4437258
>hillbilly
>owning a Saturn
Literally me in the 90s, zero regrets

>>4438825
I lost iq points reading this

>>4438793
Jesus Christ

I like these threads

>>4438825
quality writefag

>>4438825
nah khan would be the neighborhood idiot who bought a 3do

>>4440049
GET OUTTA MY HOUSE , MY BOY AINT MUCH BUT HES ALLL I GOTTTTTTTTTT

>>4441864

This. He would never actually play anything on it, just find ways to slip into every conversation with Hank or Peggy that it cost him $700.

>>4436796
Or Ogre Battle 64

>>4437896
He was playing it on school computer and was not seen talking about it for the rest of the episode while hank developed an addiction on his own computer.

>>4437989
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS? OH! EM! GEE!

START
PLAYING
BOY

>>4439938
Dallas? Sallad

>>4442701
SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!
SEAKING!
SEAKING!
SEAKING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTdxPliBdZs

He threw a shitfit over some Gameboy games, so... yes

>>4436937
he also has a virtual boy in another episode

>>4443163
I'm glad y'all still enjoy my videos. Wish I could still make them funny like I used to, though.

>>4438793
Peggy had a superficial "here let me hold you and say how much I love you" "love".
Hank had a deeper "I must guide my son through childhood so he comes out the other end ready for adulthood" love.

>>4444179
DurhamrockerZ made the best poops. I miss pre 2011 jewtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWzEpEiTbT8

>>4444803
Isn't that all parents? Maybe not superficial love, but an unconditional love, the mentality of my sweet little boy and all. That's how mothers usually are anyways. They love you no matter what.

>>4444179
Durham is that you

I wish my parents weren't divorced. I wish I got to see my dad more than every other weekend.

My life would've been so much better had I just lived with my dad, and had visitation with my mom.

>>4439913
BOGGLE

>>4444179
Holy crap, if that's really you DurhamRockerZ please make more KoTH poops. Still the best around.

>>4444937
Yep.

>>4445047
I might still have one or two left in me, but I just feel my videos aren't that funny anymore. I do have this video of short YTPs I made this and last year that I haven't uploaded, though. I'll probably upload that before Christmas if I get drunk enough.

>>4445164
dont take it personally, the humor style has just shifted since 2009. i found them to be pretty great and you even have that one guy who flawlessly imitated your video in person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKVdFtyzSmc&t=4s

>>4445178
Thanks. Yep I remember that video and the guy who did the RoboDale dance too. I've actually thought about creating this new account and starting again from the ground up. That may be the only way for me to git gud again.

>>4445206
keep fighting the good fight

>>4445228
Thanks dude. I will

>>4445206

I liked it more back when people were making funny and original content on Youtube, even if it was crude then now where everything is either political bait by people who no idea what they're talking about or video game streams that are completely unedited.

>>4436763
This. He played as the girl...

>>4438793

>>4438825
>And you're a mandarin... aheh. Well, not a mandarin. But you get my point.

>>4438793
>>4436748
Bobby was spoiled by no boarders illegal mehican loving peggy. A typical numale millennial with yellow jap fever that played too much vidya and probably masturbated to anime while listening to death grips. Hank should have whooped his ass more.

>>4437896
They don't have A System until Hank buys Peggy The Blueberry One

>>4446581
A Kaypro is perfectly adequate for word processing. What's the point of upgrading when you don't even use the spreadsheet and label making features you already have? You can even "hunt the wumpus" and such.

>>4438746
>Playing a split screen game vertically instead of horizontal

Did people actually do this?

Speaking of
>>4438746
>>4440049
>>4446601
Did Dale circumsice his son?

>>4446610
Yeah, it can be better for vehicular combat games because you can have a higher angle and still see the whole draw distance especially in SD. Probably the reason they did it on the show was to make the cars look a little bigger and more visible to the camera.