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>>440468
This is where we begin our year.

What should we do?

We'll attempt to purchase some artifacts and explore the mountain range on the south until you bring up some ideas.

King of Dragon pass was mediocre and you're a cam whore.

but if you like those things good for you

>>440485
You're entitled to your own opinion
Fuck you, though.

>>440493

Well fuck you too, buddy

>>440493
After we sent off the exploration party, this impressive troll lady showed up at your doorstep.

I'll go ahead and choose according to our ancestor's will.

In case you were not there, a thread or two ago a group of Orlanthi from the old land gave us this artifact for safekeeping.
They expect it back, obviously, and the Trolls are our clan's sworn enemies.

>>440512
That act seemed rather pointless.
So were our warriors' deaths.

We'll see what comes out of that.

>>440468
>FBI shitstorm
Wait, what happened? I only go to /v/ during steam sales.

>>440531

Mall shooting

Ho hey OP.
Fuck the trolls, they already cursed one of us. They deserve DEATH.

>>440525
Before we could replace those lost weaponthanes, our patrols alarmed the farmers. The Horse Nomads came back, probably pissed off that we decided to deceit them in an earlier encounter.

>>440531
Someone posted on /b/ that he would shoot some people, "investigators", not sure wheter FBI or not, talked to Moot. Since then all boards share a server with /b/ don't update their index any more.

>>440546
Heya, lad.

***

Apparently they never bothered to use those horses for transportation. Until they decided to leave, that is.

>>440573
We ran into THIS guy again.

Should we heed his warning, or see what happens?

Continued text just tells us of what we should sacrifice.

>>440592
I still think he is barking up the wrong tree.
Ignore him!

Hello again OP. Would like to stay for thread but I gotta dash myself.

Hope the clan kicks ass.

>>440597
See you around.

We will ignore his warning then, our herds will not suffer to chance.

>>440597
Was still nice of you to show up.

>>440605
Those mounted strangers that attacked have a name now. It's good we considered building defensive aids against mounted foes in the past.

>>440621
Sea season bid its farewell.

You know what time it is. Wolf clan scum still hasn't suffered enough for their cowardly horse murders.

>>440640
Captain TEARKILLBURN has to make a choice in the thick of battle - How should he proceed?

>>440539
WHat? Where?

>>440662
The top thread on /v/ is several thousand posts long, search for URLs.

IIRC only two women were wounded with a shotgun, the guy was already caught.

>>440656
Going ahead and choosing #2, hoping to not lose him or the battle.

And I fucked up.

>>440684
The raid failed, but at least there were no losses.

>>440690

Those cowardly assholes.

How should we avenge our carl?
We never really had much to do with that clan.

Continued text:

They flee before other defenders can be roused to fight them. Ernaldesta says that they are taking vengeance on Markalor for beating one of their clan-mates after a drunken meeting in the forest lands outside your tula.

>>440714
Poem.

>>440738
The trust into our carl was well invested.
He sticked to our advice and made his assailants a laughing stock.

>>440752
Since our last raid failed, we can try it again.
This time, our warriors managed to elude their patrols and only a handful of their farmers took up arms against us.

>>440762
This is the second time this fucking slope gets in our way.

What should our Humakt worshipping badass do?

>>440771
Rally.

>>440783
Those cowards left him to fend for himeslf.
He better not had died there.

>>440792
The battle ended in victory after all.

I hope their cattle isn't infected with whatever turns the Wolf clan scum into treacherous assholes.

>>440807
Apparently the Wolf clan followed our warriors back home, they need to learn when to accept a whipping and leave it be.

>>440821
They only came to insult us, apparently.

They will pay with their harvest.

Any ideas on what we should do, apart from cursing their cropland?

>>440830
Can we buy mercenaries help to crush their faces ?

>>440830
We'll see if our curse comes to life later on.

>>440840
Only during special events, apart from asking allies to send warriors to help on raids.

***

How should we manage this?
He better not die right there.

Continued text:

...to him by a shaman. The shaman told him that he would die the day that he was shown the skull of a horse. Farad has not regained conciousness and seems to be in the grip of some terrible fever.

>>440857
I went ahead and investigated via the first choice.

>>440857
1 or 2
I don't want to lose one of our weaponthane and I want to know why this trader want to sell us a fucking horse skull.

>>440857
Healing ritual

>>440878
Ah, didn't see you there, but it turned out that this item would be a treasure of interest, assuming the shamans didn't scam her.

Should we attempt to buy this, running the risk of buying blunder, or focus on saving that weaponthane?

>>440893
The full art.
His face is hilarious.

>>440893
The most important thing in an emergency situation is to determine your priorities and act on them.

>Trade for the skull

>>440925
The trader only accepted another treasure for this horse skull. As soon as made the trade, the weaponthane cried out and died. Our god-talkers determined that this skull will enable us to be King of Dragon Pass some time, and when this happens, the weaponthane's soul will be feasted on in the Hall of the Dead.

The clan is not happy about us trading over his life.

We are sending another exploration party to the mountain range, this time, giving them more time to look around.

Heh. I've clung onto my Iphone longer than I really cared for just so I can continue having this KODP on the go. I fucking love this game.

>>440950
We traded away "Shimmering Cloak", which helps the Evasion tactic during battle, which we rarely use.

We also heard of what our sacrifice brought up.

>>440959
I have yet to get a chance to try out the new version, but I heard it's really sweet looking.

It's Dark season, so we get a chance to stock up on Weaponthanes again.

>>440984
We can try out a Hero Quest, I suppose.
Fast forwarding to the point where our last Quester failed.

>>441002
We have promised to drive out our enemies, out of the god realm, and encountered Duga. We took a few hits and fled, fulfilling the requirements to reenact the story.

This is where all our questers failed.

>>441023
Chieftain BadassMcMotherfucker pulled through and is facing another enemy. How should he react to what is before him?

>>441034
Fight.

>>441042
Damn right.
We're not getting any god-plane STDs.

>>441050
We encountered this Storm Bull dude on our way - What will we do?

Our Chieftain says he is not part of the story, so he might just be another mortal who is attempting a Hero Quest.

>>441065
4
And I hope I'm not wrong.

>>441065
4

>>441081
I hope we didn't piss him off.

>>441091
Oh shit, the Storm Bull was right.
Chaos is strong here, and he is barking orders.

Do we stand by his side, or focus on the Quest?

I think this is when we have to go back to the story :
1

There is no chaos creatures in the myth.

>>441098
Unfortunately we weren't listening, so we didn't hear him. Help him.

FBI shitstorm? Did I miss something while I was out eating?

>>441098
Focus on the quest, Jesus look how angry that fucking bull is.

>>441120
Nice roleplaying, and usually I take the first post after the question, but >>441127 's argument is too compelling.

>Jesus look how angry that fucking bull is

JUST LOOK

I can't remember, have we ever managed to finish a Hero Quest?

>>441149
Apparently that was it.

The Blue Man Group's long lost leader emerged.

>>441162
Our warriors combat prowess has been imrpoved, and apparently we just got the chance to test it.

Trolls emerged from the darkness, probably to capture the Iron Spike artifact we refused to hand out to them.

Last thread we determined we'd attempt to capture trollkin thralls, for sacrifice. The clan magic bonus is considerable.

>>441180
Captain MAIMKILLBURN barely dodged death, but he got his shit together again.

How should he act during the battle?

>>441189
Bravely.

>>441203
What the fuck happened there?
How horrifying.

>>441226
The trolls managed to sting our faces until our warriors called it quits.
The loss of cattle will be avenged next time they dare assault us.

>>441226
> Stung in the face by a trollwasp
> survive

Still Badass as hell.

>>441256
Imagine - What if that was the troll's reproductive organ?

Storm season broke in, we can try to buy some treasures.

>>441273
Turns out I am back.

Lets buy treasure then.

>>441298
Welcome back mate.
The thread had unfortunate timing. Shortly after I started this, /v/ started working again.

***

Goddamn asshole thane.
How should we react to this insult?

Continued text:

...a bill attached to his face. When you get him cleaned up, he explains that he was assaulted while visiting kin among the Oak Tree clan. "Dorasa, a thane of that clan, said that we are too friendly to the ducks," Orlgandi explains. "She said that the ducks are secretely servants of Delecti, the undead wizard who lives at the heart of the great swamp called the Upland Marsh. It is her mission to punish those foolish enough to fall in league with the ducks."

>>441310
Those rumours are bullshit, the ducks hate the undead.

Lets try a legal claim for a change.

Thanks btw

> Ducks
> Servants of the undeads.

Yeah no. Fuck Dorasa.

>>441337
Sending our Lawspeaker to fight shit out, verbally.

>>441337
I'm with this. Legal claim.

>>441351
Kestald managed to humiliate the thane.
I'm sure our carl that was feathered and 'billed' will be happy to hear of this.

>>441363
Ha

We defeat our foes in both matters physical and mental.

>>441376
And in hoarding treasures, I hope.

***

We sent another exploration party to the mountain range, just as our trader arrived at his destination.

We do not have a temple to this deity, but it might benefit us greatly.
Issaries can provide us with 4 trade related blessings. Simply having a shrine/temple to Issaries raises the number of trade pacts we can mantain simultaneously.

Should we attempt to buy this?

We have not brought any treasure ourselves, we will have to pay in cattle and silver.

>>441401
Moar trades is gewd.

Buy it.

>>441401
Lets buy it. Sartar seems to be enthused.

>>441412
>>441410

Our somewhat generous offer was accepted.

I suppose this artifact cuts the costs of the annual sacrifices to a Great Temple, helping us save wealth in the long run. We should certainly look into blessings of this deity to utilize the artifact soon.

>>441446
Thread ends here.

Sadly, the thread was badly timed, but I still had fun, and we made decent progress.

Finished a Hero Quest, strenghtening our warriors, and we obtained two treasures. One that helps us become King somehow, and this item here to entice us to build up more trade.

All in all a success.

Next thread on the same time tomorrow;
15:00/3 PM 4Chan time // 21:00/9 PM GMT+1

>>441483
Deleting the thread in half an hour from now, it's not a proper "general" thread.

Check the blog for thread recaps, links to the next thread when it's up, guides etc.

***

And damn, that forecast is worrying.
Clan Vidja has to prepare for war.

Our Chieftain is still wounded from the Hero Quest, although he succeeded.
Captain KILLMAIMBURN is still recovering from Troll-wasp face rape.

Looking forward to the next thread tomorrow.

Sleep well, my beauties~~

>>441530
Later OP.