/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4376835

There was always "that kid" who told the most baffling and fascinating little "facts" about vidya he had figured out for some reason. Sometimes he was bullshitting for the sake of bullshit, sometimes he was just telling misinformation by mistake.

I, personally, was somewhat "that kid". I used to play lots of shitty shareware games back in the days, none of those cool expensive full games like Quake and whatnot, so when talking about vidya in school I kinda juiced it up and told stories about things that happened in my games that didn't really happen ie.

>get demo of Deer Hunter 1 from some computer magazine freebie cd
>pretty neat, not exactly doom or duke, but you get to blast guns at things
>other kids are drawing amazing action packed pictures of their gaming experiences
>many of the drawings were definitely exaggerated, but at least they were based on action games so it's alright
>what the fuck am I going to draw about? trees and maybe bush? boooring
>decide to "juice it up" like I told earier, and come up with new plotline about the game being about soldier sent to island where he has to fight against mutants created by some mad scientist
>draw a picture of mad scientist throwing test tubes at the player, some mutant shit going on etc.
>someone asks hey anon what is that game
>"Deer Hunter", I reply
>woooooooaaaah I gotta try that, says the kid

By the way I'm not a native english speaker, so perhaps "Deer Hunter" sounds more fascinating to non-english speakers. It has the word "hunt" in it after all. I still have that drawing somewhere, I might dig it up if you guys want to see it. Nothing special, but it's pretty funny now that I think about it.

Just imagine some kid waiting anxiously to get his hands on Deer Hunter so that he can shoot some mutants when in reality it's a game about standing in a field.

>>4376881
>plotline about the game being about soldier sent to island where he has to fight against mutants created by some mad scientist
So, Far Cry 1? You could say you were just ahead of the time.

Also, post pic

>>4376902
Yeah I actually realized that connection few years ago myself. It may had been inspired by The Island of Doctor Moreau, but the result was pretty similar to Far Cry. I'll look if I can find the drawing.

False cheats and preview.
I remember previewing a game with completely naked heroine with censored images.

>>4376881
>Game hoaxes
>Sometimes he was bullshitting for the sake of bullshit, sometimes he was just telling misinformation by mistake
It really makes me angry for some reason.

>>4376881
That Kid pissed me off not because he lied but because his lies were so outlandishly stupid it was insulting he expected anyone to be dumb enough to believe him.

>>4376909
Vivisector also used the same story, and I think other games as well. It's a pretty common trope based on that novel.

>>4376835
Nude Lara was real, fool.

However it was only a mod for the TR level editor ou got with the "gold" verisons of the PC TR games.

>>4376835
The nipples are censored but the pubes not, what?

>the Mew glitch isn't re--

shat my fucking pants when I learned how to do it

>>4376835
The nude cheats were only fake on the console versions. But it was real on PC via modding.

>>4376835
Unlockable Luigi and Yoshi in SM64
The Mew Truck
Shao Kahn and Mortaro's Fatilities in UMK3

>>4376839
This wad huuuuge.

Anyone remember those shitty sites that listed hundreds of fake cheat codes since they accepted any user submission? Mario 64 always seemed to have the most.

>>4377305
There was a certain era in PC gaming...

http://nudepatch.net/

there was an elaborate troll on how you could play as boba fett in Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire on N64

I mean, they weren't THAT common. If you put in a cheat from a reputable magazine not close to April fools you could be pretty sure it would work.

>>4377431
Sadly I keep getting this message when I try to download a patch...

>Error establishing a database connection

>>4376835
A couple of the earliest that I remember seeing were from Electronic Gaming Monthly.
>Fight Sheng Long in SF2
>Simon Belmont playable in TMNT2 (NES port of first arcade game)

>>4377294

That glitch wasn't discovered until 2012, anon.

>>4377305
Please don't be retarded. PC gaming was in the gutter in the ps1 era. It wasn't until the Ps2 era that PC gaming started to shine due to better technology

>>4377562

No, retard, the era of Mechwarrior 2, Age of Empires 1 and 2, Starcraft, Homeworld, Quake, UT, Half-Life, and Deus Ex was not "the gutter".

>>4376835
I remember two vidya myths being very popular in Poland. First one was that you were able to use your handcuffs on the opponent in Tekken 3 when you played as Lei in his cop costume. The other one was that you can return to Shinra building in FF7 and do some bullshit to resurrect Aeris.

>>4377638
>Half-life 1998
>PS2 2000

Same era faggot

>>4377483
Pokemon RBY has glitches out the ass, there was always someone who did one thing that a group didn't actually realize until later.

That didn't stop anyone from making Pokegod hoaxes though.

>>4377483

Are you nuts? It was discovered in 2003, you can still find forum posts from the time through a quick search. There were a lot of people with Mews before then but it was just 'that kid' we all knew using a gameshark and making up bullshit to hide it.

>>4377690
http://web.archive.org/web/20051013095859/http://pokeglitch.tripod.com:80/id1.html

Found a 2005 source

>>4377668

Nope, as a matter of fact not.

It's funny that you only greentexted one game, too, it's probably the only one you've even heard of.

>>4376835
Classic Lara is FUCKIN SEXY
Wood bang

>>4376835
EGM said in their april fools that it was possible to get all bonds in goldeneye.

it would take years later for a proper GE editor to actually make it happen

>>4377483
My friend in middle school legitimately glitched a mew somehow without a gameshark. This would have been 1999 or so. I remember trading for it off a link cable and trading it back so I could have Mew on my Pokedex.

>>4376839
I wish they'd have actually named him Shen Long. Gouken is such a stupid name.

>>4377562
I never said anything about PC gaming shining you idiot. I just said that the console versions never had a nude code & that the PC version had a nude patch. That was it. I'm more of a console gamer than a PC gamer. No need to get butt-hurt or angry about what I posted.

>>4377717
Same here. Sadly the only way to fuck her is through virtual reality. A reality we can only enter with VR goggles, but there is no way to insert your cock into the virtual world.

>>4377889

It goes with Gouki, Akuma's "real" name.

Also Ono is the absolute worst at naming characters and openingly wants characters named after stupid puns.

>>4377930

realdoll + VR + Lara in Trouble.

Problem solved.

>>4377938
>realdoll
Well in that case then I'll just buy a real doll that looks like Lara Croft. A doll that has brunette hair and big boobs shouldn't be too hard to find, right? And Lara Croft cosplay should be easy to buy for the doll, right? Awesome.

>>4377943

I was just trying to cover all the bases, Anon. I tend to be thorough like that.

>>4376835
Anyone have that parody article from a game magazine about a Tomb Raider-esq game with a fully nude character?

Just outwith the retro catchment area, but I distinctly remember at least 2 different UK PS2 mags back in 2000 or so, printing a cheat that allegedly unlocked Devil Jin in Tekken Tag. Devil Jin is not in the game whatsoever, of course.

Talking about cheats, did anyone else try random inputs in the hopes of unlocking something? I clearly remember unlocking a character in a Saturn fighting game (I'm pretty sure it was Fighters Megamix but could also have been Virtua Fighter). Unfortunately I was just pressing buttons at random so when it finally worked I had no idead what combination it was. Never managed to replicate it.

>>4377276

Pubes aren't genitals

>>4378191
I died in Redneck Rampage once as a kid because I blew myself up, rage smashed the keyboard and somehow revived with like 3hp and was completely drunk in game.

No explanation or 'code' to revive after death that i've found

>>4378234
That's weird. Maybe you glitched the game?

>>4378191
The codes for TOCA touring car championship are mostly CM(short basic word). So once I learned a couple from god knows where I sat down, tried a bunch of random words and managed to guess a few more.

>>4376835

>he couldn't position Lara EXACTLY north

>>4378191
That was definitely Fighters Megamix. I wish that game was available on PSN.

>>4378191
When I was a kid I loved playing Sonic 3D Blast, but I could never beat the game. I remember one time after the console loaded the game it suddenly brought me to the level select, without me inputting any code, which really confused me. After that, I noticed other random times when the game would go to the level select screen seemingly on its own. Since I could never beat the game, and I had still not beaten the final boss through using the seemingly random level select cheat that kept happening, I have memories of resetting the game over and over again, hoping that it would come up but it never did. I never figured out what triggered the level select, even when I got older. Then I saw this video and my mind was fucking blown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9bkKw32dGw

>>4377642
Either the resurrecting Aerith, or resurrecting General Leo, from FF6.

I like qubit porn OP

>>4377420
I used to post fake ones all the time for that game.

I remember hearing about a lot of characters who were secretly unlockable in Super Smash Bros. Paratroopa, Raichu, Charmander, Sonic, etc.

>>4376835
>not having internet in 1996
>not having porn in 1996
>not being born yet in 1996
I used to help my kid with pokemon gold and kept a shuckle while searching for hidden shit to see if the rare candy hoax was a hoax. It was.

Some kid once told me you can beat Mario 64 while keeping your finger on the A button

Spent the last few years trying to do it...im so close

>>4379018
I remember seeing a french tv show about videogame (Level One at Game One) where they were testing Super Smash Bros., and the Hand was a playable character. I remember telling all my friends about it, and sounding like a liar because that show wasn't findable again and the Hand wasn't unlockable. I'm pretty sure about what i saw though, maybe it was in a beta version sending to the media. Never could verify, sadly

>>4379161
An A press is an A press. You can't do a half press

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

>>4378973
Funny enough Aeris does have some post-death lines in the game if you gameshark her to bring her back.


And you can see her ghost in the church:
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Aeris%27s_ghost

So there was more to her that was originally meant but scrapped.

>>4379762
Or the areas were made out of order and someone said "Fuck it, put a line for her here instead of waiting for bigwig to decide when she dies"

>>4379583
Master Hand is playable in Melee

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Master_Hand_glitch

>>4379796
Hey. There's only one smash game on this board.

In Spain it was about resurrecting aeris or after beating MGS on psx 25 times you get to play as ninja and then if you beat the game with ninja you get to play with solidus. It was late 1999 eraly 2000.

>>4379796
Thank you anon, I know it was real but i didn't know we could do it on a normal game

>>4377420
You know what's worse than shitty sites with hundreds of fake codes? Books that just copy pasted the codes from those shitty sites with hundreds of fake codes.

>>4379735
Jesus christ this is autistic.

Someone help this man.

>>4377865
>18 years later
>still being that kid

Squall is dead.

>>4376835
There was this kid who said you could unlock demon porn in Doom by beating the game in UV. He used a wad from /idgames to fool us.

Oh, little did we know HDoom would ever come to be.

>>4377865
>I remember trading for it off a link cable and trading it back so I could have Mew on my Pokedex
>Not using the pokemon clone glitch so you both get a Mew
You dun goof'd son

>>4380438
Reminds me of Giants: Citizen Kabuto.

>>4380592
that game so gud

>>4380438
God I miss the terrible drawings in PSM so much.

>>4378973
Leo would've been an interesting addition to the party, though he was a bit of a one trick pony with his Shock skill.

At least you could use Leo's Shock with one of Gau's Rage abilities if you wanted to. Not the strongest option, but it was fun to have it available.

>>4381016
I god damn wish James was that jacked

>>4381085
I wish you were that jacked.

>>4381076
"Shit, I made the map one tile too low, oh well, I'll do what I can."

>>4376835
original lara does things to my dick

>>4380438
>>4381016
rip psm 1997-2008

>>4380438

So, technically this was "real", no? How else were they able to take the screenshots and then put the black boxes?

I wonder if those graphic hacks will ever see the light of the day, if that were to be the case.

>>4381223
Pretty sure it was just photoshops of a bunch of other games it wasn't really that uncommon for gaming magazines to do as an April fools joke back then.

>>4381223
Photo editing has existed for about as long as photographs themselves.

>>4377938
Wait since when does Lara in Trouble have VR support?

>>4380438
Shit man, is that some early Adam Warren? I knew the art looked familiar.

>>4377737
can you imagine being so autistic as to think you should boycott a magazine over an april fools joke?

>>4381496
It was just a joke while he vented her frustration over people constantly emailing him about the same joke over and over again.

>>4381330

Would not be overly difficult to add, I think.

>>4381580
ah, it almost doesn't come across as a joke. and you'd think that if people couldn't spot an april fools joke they might actually boycott egm because this guy said to.

>>4381592
EGM should be boycotted for their poor treatment of concerned mothers and sexual content anyway.

>>4379021
not OP, i chose TR1 as my first game for PC early upon the first PC arriving at my home in 1996, by the end of the year we had internet, but there was just not enough hubs of communication, the thought of checking for the cheat online never crossed my mind... or maybe it was the fact that dial-up toll-free was from saturday 14:00h to monday 06:0h, so weekend computer time was used mostly for playing RTS games online and browsing porn, or listing porn and mp3 in getright's queue to be downloaded during the week on tollfree 0h-6h period.

>>4380416
I did the pokemon clone glitch with my only Mew once. I loose him, for good. I even cried. It was the only time that glitch didn't work at all. Then I eventually grow up and stop playing pokemon

>>4381076
Gamegenie

>>4377305
>>4377206
Wasn't it possible to nude-patch Lara on consoles via Gameshark shenanigans?

>>4383745
Yes but it involved using a code about a mile long to reassign the texture for literally every polygon on her body.

https://gamehacking.org/vb/forum/video-game-hacking-and-development/retro-hacking/1617-tomb-raider-3-nude-code

>>4383745
I haven't seen it done. But I did see a Topless Female Wrestler game shark codes for games like WWF Warzone, WWF Attitude, WWF Wrestlemania 2000 and WWF No Mercy. You were able to at least recreate Lara Croft with WWF Warzone & Attitude.

>>4382107
>Then I eventually grow up and stop playing pokemon
Is this or story or did you grow up without a proper education?

>>4378191
When I was about 5 I was trying random passwords in Aero the Acro-Bat 2 when I guessed the one for the last stage. My dad was impressed.

>>4380438
>those lips

>>4383880
Try again, anon, you almost made sense there.

>>4376835
I still remember the topless code in DOAX and how we tired to get it to work and gave up after fulfilling the criteria and nothing happening.

>>4384176

Didn't one of the DOA's have like....A whole fuckload of "unnecessary" shit modeled under the clothes of all the female cast members, it was discovered? Complete with pr0n/JAV stars for the naughty bits if it detected you were looking under the outer textures?

>>4380438
I like Adam Warren he did those shitty dirty pair dark horse remakes. Some of my first fap fuel.

>>4380592
A game designed to hook you with multiple game genres and content ranging from everyone to mature while pretending to be a comedy. The game was chock full of fetishes.

>>4376835
not /vr/ but i always loved the terror shield from the original guild wars

>>4376835
Any beta hoax could go here.
What makes me mad about them aside from it being an annoyance is the fact that there's no effort put into them. It's just, "oh, I'll just put cryptic bullshit everywhere!".

>>4379934

Mario 64 is a rabbit hole that seems to ruin autistic men's lives, there won't be an end to this until someone somehow beats the game with 0 A presses. It's impossible, but they'll keep trying.

>>4379762
The reason for it was probably because Aeris's death scene was moved to the Forgotten City from Northern Crater. It was probably originally gonna happen around when the Black Materia is given to Sepiroth as there's also dummied out backgrounds from there too. It was probably moved because they wanted disc 1 to impact-fully end with her death but they couldn't fit it in so instead of removing stuff to make room they just moved her death forward a few places.

Also the ghost thing is ridiculous, why is this even a big deal? It's just a little reminder of her tending the flowers when you first get properly introduced to her. A little "tug at the heart strings" moment, that's it

>>4385594
Are there any Japanese autists who care as much about doing these things as Americans? Or autists of any other nationality for that matter?

>>4385614

It's only a big deal because of its glitchiness, it never worked right and built up this mythos over whether the whole thing was a programming glitch or intentional. In both variations of the ghost scene Aeris loads a few frames early in the wrong place, and even when she is 'supposed' to be there the animation of her tending the flowers looks unfinished.

It's pretty easy to see it was an intentional event (it's even listed in the debug room) but I figure they were either having second thoughts or didn't finish the rest of it, as what actually transpires is lacking the polish of the rest of the game and very easy to cancel through unrelated dialogue choices.

These mightve just been local legends, but....
.>If you heat every blue orb level in a singke sitting, you can play as Knuckles in whatever gane you have in the slot. Knuckles in Vectorman, for instance.
>If you beat every single character story in Sonic Adventurr with an S Rank, you can play as Robotnik, who has to stop Sonic before he reaches the end of the level.

>>4384176
There's no nude code for that game. That requires modding. I've seen it done before.

>>4385614
>Aeris
I remember hearing about how people were trying to find a way to save her. It's as pointless as trying to find a way to save Lisa from Silent Hill 1.

>>4384187
Doubt it, the DOA creator oddly doesn't like the idea of his characters being sexualized to that level

>>4385953
Itagaki also directed Touki Denshou Angel Eyes, clearly he was full of shit looking for an easy jab at his former employers.

>>4385953
Ninja Gaiden Black is full of Rachel's T&A fanservice.
Also, he designed a boss fight against a naked woman who baths in blood in Ninja Gaiden 2

>>4385981
Itagaki is my hero IAH. The way he trash talks Tekken never fails to make my dick hard.

NG2 was my shit

>>4376835
With LSL games having nude hidden Easter eggs as a kid I fell for this

One of the only things I miss from the demise of GameTrailers was their "Pop Fiction" videos that dealt with video game myths and such.

Does anyone know if these continued somewhere else or if there is some similar video series out there?

I always thought this was fact but never looked into it further;

Is it a joax that in japanese FFVII you can revive aeris with the "purple heart"

I remember trying to get one out of the vending machine in wall market

>>4386551
You get blocked by Mr. Fish

>>4386608
fuckin fish

>>4386548
Pop fiction is still going, just search in YouTube and you can find their post GT stuff. Only problem is that they don't post often

>>4376835
Nude Raider is a really funny thing. It was an urban legend, but eventually someone made it as a real mod and then it became a "stample" for first three games.

>>4378356
>He didn't use any of the climbable ledges to position her EXACTLY north

W0w!

>>4376835
The one which always stuck with me was "Hold B" to catch pokemon easier. Or other combos B + down, B + left etc

Even now when I go back to play them I find myself doing it out of habit, even though I know it has 0 effect.

>>4381016

>>4386759
The nude mods made the PC version worth owning. I wish someone would make a reproduction copy of the "nude raider games" playable on Dreamcast.

>>4386548
Game Sleuth by Easy Allies

>>4377934
>Also Ono is the absolute worst at naming characters and openingly wants characters named after stupid puns.

What.
Gouken has been his name since the early 90s, and absolutely none of the new characters in SF4/5 is named after a pun.
Idiot.

>>4376835
They put a nude cheat in the second game but all it does is make Lara explode.

One time I was on the playground with my best friend, and I was just bullshiting him by telling him about some new game coming out that didn't actually exist. I made it up on the spot and told him it was like grand theft auto except you were a kid and you could go to school and get in fights and make out with girls and all this shit. He was super pumped. I was just having fun with him and knew it wasn't real though. Then a few years later rockstar released Bully. Fucking weird man.

>you can get the triforce in OoT
I spent so much time looking up (and believing) rumors and trying everything I could think of to get into the "hidden light temple". Yea I was dumb.

>>4386745
>>4387665
Thanks for that. I'll look into them

>>4378973
Wasn't there a way to glitch Leo in?

Just like I recall a friend who had Nintendo Power tell me of a glitch to get the other moogles.
Which, in recent years, I rediscovered as a part of the "airship glitch".
Which was where you'd save just outside Narshe, save, play through to the floating continent without saving. Die in the first fight ON the continent, then you respawn where you last saved WITH the airship.
Allowing you to break scripts and keep the sprite placeholders by not getting the characters they originally stand in for.

>>4388059

Oh christ. Remember that one crazy Web 1.0 bitch who presented doctored photos and everything of the "Light Temple"? Goddamn that was a wild ride, especially the final email the web master received, which started out as, and I quote: "PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SWALLOWING MY LIES AS A BABY WOULD SWALLOW POISONED CANDY FROM THE HANDS OF A COMPLETE STRANGER", all-caps and everything.

It was real anime supervillian shit.

>>4389197

There's a way to glitch in damn-near any character that ever fights a battle as a character (no monsters, sorry). Including Kefka, by the way.

>>4381076

Of far more interest (for both Gens that run on the original Pokemon engine) is the "loading previews" for each area, which often let slip evidence of map redesigns even most beta hunters never thought to look for. As far as I know, they've never been comprehensively cataloged, even though any half-competent raw map dump would likely include them.

>>4389212
Kefka isn't a playable character though. Leo is.
So how do you glitch in Kefka?

>>4377642
>I remember two vidya myths being very popular in Poland.
There was even an article in arguably the best console gaming magazine in Poland, PSX Extreme, which sarcastically mocked the whole hoax, even quoting some Japanese developers. And that was in like 2000.

>>4376835
The most common kid myths around video games was the famous "Sexality" finisher in Mortal Kombat games. There was so many versions of that myth, that only Sonya can do it to male characters or that it can be any girl, but it had to be on a certain stage, or that only Milena could do it, but only if she lost one round, while other two were flawless victories... So many fake stories.

>>4389236

Kefka appears as an in-battle character at the Imperial Camp near Doma. That's all that's required to glitch in a character; they don't necessarily have to have been player-controlled.

>>4389251
Yes, they have to be player controlled.
That's the whole point of my post.
As the moogles are player controlled, and are placeholders for other characters in the game's code.
Same goes for Leo.
This however, does not apply to Kefka. Yes, he has a sprite, just like a lot of other NPCs.
But would you call putting on soldier's uniforms as Locke changing the character? No, of course you wouldn't! As that's just silly.

Some kid told me if you use the nude lara code in TR3 you have to be careful not to shoot the rocket launcher because without clothes she has no protection and her arm is ripped off from the recoil.

>>4389253

No, they do not have to be player-controlled. Go argue with the dude that bent the game's event-scripting over a bar stool and dicked it senseless, not me.

I didn't discover this shit or perform the analysis of why the hell it happens.

>>4381337
nah, it's Ryan Kinnaird. he did a lot of cover art and such for PSM back in the day.

>>4381016
looks like the doom comic

>>4381337
actually i might be wrong, my bad. i know kinnaird did some work too.

>>4377642
Noone ever said that pollacks were the smartest people.

>>4386763
Way to contribute, tripfag.

>>4378191
I recall randomly punching codes into Grid Run as I was frustrated by how hard the tree man was to beat. I managed to get the first three of the guys that were marked as unknown in the game manual (the golem, the cyclops and that weird mouth monster that spits out mines in all directions).

>>4384187
>>4385953

In DOAX, if you have a sun visor on the girl and look through it to their tits or crotch, they have little pasty stars on and each girl has different ones...it's a glitch due to transparency and it can't be fixed, so they just covered the sensitive areas.

In DOA 5 one of Kasumi's swimsuits disappears when she's in the water on the beach stage and there's nothing censored there, but there's also nothing fun to see either, but it's the same sort of glitch.

>>4377642
I have to admit, I tried to resurrect Zack and get him in my party

>>4376881
i want to see this pic anon!

>>4390528
/vg/ here, a mod had to delete fourty posts, all done by faggots who sperg out over tripfags, in a single /fgoalter/ thread. So fuck off with your anti-tripfag crusade and filter them.

>>4390759
>it's a glitch due to transparency and it can't be fixed, so they just covered the sensitive areas.
There's a similar bug in GTA Vice City. If you look through the windows of a boat, water turns invisible.

>>4377737
funny thing is the models are actually in the game, they just decided to never allow you to use them for whatever reason

>>4390854

Finally. Thank you, Anon.

>>4377483
Everyone had a mew in the 90s famalam.

t. Oldman

>>4390859
I think it's just that two transparent surfaces cancel each other out or any textures with transparencies...it's just something no game has ever been able to overcome.

>>4391113
Seems more of a matter of performance than something inherently impossible.

>>4386760

Another man of intelligence I see

>>4390965
That was mostly from gamesharks, or knowing someone who went to a nintendo event and then cloned the mew to give to everyone.

>>4389247
>The most common kid myths around video games was the famous "Sexality" finisher in Mortal Kombat games.

LOL, I remember this but it was known as a "Rapality" where you can rape the female characters or some shit.

However, gaming magazines soon squashed all of these dumb rumors because I remember getting a special EGM Mortal Kombat issue that included all of the moves, fatalities for all of the characters. Shortly after that shit came out, I noticed the wild rumors about what was possible in a brand new MK2 died out.

>>4392793
This was back when people still saw murdering people as worse than rape

>>4392864
Don't they now?

>>4393187
Do you live under a rock?

>>4393196
So killing people is not a big deal but rape is? Are YOU living under a rock? We just had shootings in LV and TX and you think people see rape as worse than murder?

I think it's seen as just as bad as murder, which is fine because actual forcible rape is like attempted murder, no different than stabbing someone with a knife.

>>4393240
>So killing people is not a big deal but rape is
Anon, this makes much more sense if you happen to be Protestant. Like Americans are. Very long story very short, it means any form of sexuality will be always viewed as more evil than even most extreme violence. There is a reason why you get 17+ rating for showing naked tits (with nipples, god forbid!), but Tarantino-style carnage can pass with 13+

tl;dr Americans are retarded

>>4393350
>to be Protestant. Like Americans are.
WHAT?

Where the fuck do you live? I don't think we even have any Protestant churches in my area. LOL, probably more mosques or jewish churches than Protestant.

Reminder not all of /vr/ is from Americuck

>>4377642
I heard or thought that if you collect all those soldier dolls, win the masamune from the rollercoster you'd be able to make your own sephiroth clone

>>4393519
OBSESSED

>>4378191
MK3 on SNES. The intro cheat that changes the background purple and goro? and shao kahn come on and yell 'you will never win'. Was mashing the pad. Very glad my (still) best friend was there to see it. Spent way too long trying to replicate what I'd idly been doing. Not til years later I learned it was just a stupid simple holding down combo. Very exciting at the time.

>>4378191
The demo of Destruction Derby Raw has a weird glitch where if you hold down X and Start you manage to start a race with the first Dragonfly track part loaded and be able to drive through the scenery.

I remember doing this by accident once and was completely baffled at what was going on.

>>4393350
t. rapist

>>4393350
>but Tarantino-style carnage can pass with 13+
No it doesn't. Almost every Call of Duty since 4 barely even has a drop of blood yet still gets an M rating and in order for action movies to get a PG-13 you have to awkwardly cut away every moment of impact.

>>4393452
I didn't mean for this to turn into a America hate topic because it isn't. Australia banned Phantasmagoria not because of the violence but because of the """rape""" scene and worldwide which topic is being talked about more the 50-60 people massacred in vegas or the actresses who've been Harvested?

I just meant that back then we may have been kids but we figured if we were able to brutally murder characters why was rape a big no no.

>>4394793
I know what you're saying but still rewatch captain America 1. Blood splatters all over and hydra soldiers being thrown into propeller blades and turned into red mist

>>4376835
I remember falling for that TR1 crap from a french magazine called Joypad.

I remember all those shitty Geocities websites that had all sorts of outrageous methods on how to catch the "Pokégods"

>>4378191
only one I remember doing was going back into a boss battle in crash 2 by holding the entirety of symbol buttons down after pressing up on the warp room lift
never remember reading it in any magazines or the game manual
>>4387787
are you a wizard?
>>4389254
kek

>>4395002
You see these inconsistencies because the American movie rating system is schizophrenic as hell and what rating you do get mostly depends on your clout and how much you can get the studio to grease the wheels a bit.

I recommend that you watch "This Film Is Not Yet Rated". Goes into great detail about all that bullshit.

this older kid told me if i waited for him to go get it he would gift me this dragonfly nes game where youre a dragon and shoot fire. i was hype and waited all afternoon outside. he never showed up.

then years later heard he was letting some 50yo guy fuck him for a ps2 and games and brand new phones and the kids parents sent him to live somewhere else.

serves him right

>>4393196
Oh I'm sorry I read you post as "This was back when people still saw rape worse than murdering people". No kidding. You are right.

I know that for the Gameboy color, holding down buttons when you first start up a Gameboy classic game, it changed the color tint of display.

We were convinced that the reversed color tint was cursed, or had something to do with missingno.

>>4397623
>We were convinced that the reversed color tint was cursed, or had something to do with missingno.
IIRC it consumed twice as much battery life than the other colors.

>>4397623
I heard the reverse colors are supposed to help playing under the sunlight.

>>4377483
I had a Mew in 2008 so your post is bullcrap

>>4379161
But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

>>4397623
Creepy

>>4376835
>This was pre-easy access to porn (well you could buy it on news agents shelves) and no rule 34 shit

AHHAHAHAHahahahahahahaha. omfg. I really wish the millennial cancer would just fuck off and stop posting such ridiculous fucking bullshit every FUCKING DAY.

you're pure cancer.

>>4399649
I bet you're a millenial yourself

Fuck you Luke, you sold me fake Black Moon Chronicles cheats 18 years ago.

>>4379851

Lara craft tits was a scam to get people to buy gamesharks. (it worked on me, fucking shill fuck magazine niger)

>>4400121
Was there a cheat code allowing players to see Lara Croft nude via Game Shark?

>>4400142
quite a few magazines advertised such in their cheat sections.

>>4400150
>>4400142
And it wasn't just a mere mention of it existing, they actually provided the codes to insert into your cheat device. So it was a straight scam.

>>4400150
Reminds me once of reading about a nude code for one of the Gauntlet games, of all things, in an old mag. That was a wasted game rental

>>4376835
No cheat but you could download a Nude Raider Patch on PC. I did it and spray some jimmies on my desk a few times.

>>4376881
You could have at least made it sound like it was about Vietnam being titled Deer Hunter and play it off as a rare movie tie in.

>>4378234
>Rage Quitting Redneck Rampage...

>>4400152
Figures.

>>4397625
Well it is B-Right

>>4396157
I love this old sites

>>4377305
>>4377431
And now there are nude mod hoaxes for PC, like with Bioshock Infinite. History repeats itself.

>>4378948
Hi Jon. Please fix Sonic R after you're finished with 3DBlast DX.

>>4387038
>Lara as a ginger

When I was in high school, freshman year, Sonic Adventure 2 (original DC release) was just coming out. We had this kid in this class. Stereotypical trenchcoat-wearing wannabe badass. I think at one point he had the nickname of 'the Matrix Hacker', and the nickname wasn't intended as flattery. He'd make up just about anything, especially about games. He claimed he'd played a demo of SA2, in which Sonic could use a sword and Shadow could use a gun. We all laughed it off behind his back, because it was this asshole telling us this; how could it possibly be true?

But then years later, Shadow the Hedgehog came out. And then Sonic and the Black Knight came out.
HE KNEW

>>4377431
Does the nude patches work if I downloaded it from nudepatch.net? If so, I think I will download some Tomb Raider PC games tonight.

in ctr you can play as nitrous oxide by beating every oxide ghost in time trial mode

nope. only the gameshark code had it

>>4389247
Killer instinct actually have a sexallity

>>4406563
Is there proof to this?

>>4406616
https://youtu.be/vS7kKjitdD8

>>4406694
*tap tap tap*
what did she mean by this?

>>4377690
This

>>4406694
I wish nudity was included, but knowing Nintendo, they wouldn't have allowed it.

>>4378191
if you continuously scroll virtua fighter for Mega Drive in character in selection it will start a countdown, then you unlock the final boss to play with.

also Uforia for nes glitch, you can use special moves for those char you can't, if you do it then change in selection

simple stuff to discover for a 5 years old.

>>4406743
Not this.
I had a mew in 1999 from the old cinnabar island trick. all my friends knew that glitch.

>>4408064

The missingno Cinnabar trick is both very very old and quite well-known. All the implications and why it happens, not so much. But the immediate practical effects got around rather quickly.

>>4408064
>I had a mew in 1999 from the old cinnabar island trick. all my friends knew that glitch.
Stop bollocking about. The only Legendary you can catch from the Missingno glitch is Mewtwo

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Old_man_glitch#Custom_name

>>4408078
>All the implications and why it happens, not so much.

is it something like executing certain actions that rewrites the game code like some dude in super mario world?> maybe..

>>4408094
Could be my faulty memory but I remember seeing Mew with the missing no glitch, maybe im crazy though

>>4408114
It's like dashing Zalmo off the church roof (impossible as bosses are immune to knockback), it's you taking a theory and forgetting the part where you considered it to be possible, rather than actually doing it.

>>4380438
Fucking Christ. I remember reading this article as a kid and being the gullible idiot I was totally fell for this. I started mentally planning ways to play it when no one was around and where to hide it. I even had this gf that I told about it and she became that kid and said she already owned the game and refused to let me borrow it. Once I figured out she was lying and this game was fake I never called her again.

>>4388059
This. Also tried a lot of these.

Also Smash Bros 64 getting Raichu and Wigglytuff replacements.

>>4387038
>The Next Step in PS-X gaming

>>4410050
PS-XTREME

>>4397623
I always used reverse color scheme instead of getting flash in pokemon.

>>4379934
It's not his fault you didn't pay attention in math class.

>>4410378

Anon, that level is Chris-chan levels of autism.

>>4410391
It's because viewers are fucking morons, and have to have every little thing explained to them.

>>4410391

*video, rather

>>4410391
Not really. Chris-chan isn't intelligent, and couldn't outskill a game like that if he tried. You're looking directly into the face of applied mathematics and writing it off as "autistic" because it intimidates you.

>>4410395

No, Anon. Anytime someone claims in all seriousness that something involves "parallel universes" and it's a fucking videogame and not straight out of an ESA science project proposal then I'd say you have a pretty good indication some major autism is afoot.

"Half an A-press" was just the sperg sauce on the spectrum sundae.

>>4410402

>ur just jelly!

Of what? At about the 20% mark I couldn't take anymore and went to watch something else. For all I know he spends the remaining 80% of the vid beating off on camera.

>>4410408
t. tj """"""henry"""""" yoshi

>>4376835

>>4376881
I was That Kid too. I loved playing games but realized they weren't as interesting to others when I described them, so I usually added a lot of embellishments. I've been called out before and it doesn't feel good.

I think a lot of people do this, not just with games. Something incredible happens to you (like bumping into a famous actor), and you know its not that interesting of a story but you want others to be as amazed as you are.

>>4377071
I unlocked a 152 Pokemon. It's called MewThree.

My favorite was "If you beat it using Sonya with no blocks and only using punches, she takes her top off". Weird how that one seemed to be circulated so vastly.

Smash Bros Melee, Butthole Bob

>>4396157
Charcolt = instant nostalgia.

>>4406694
She must have had some horrendous gangrene mutant tits.

I remenber a friend that told me about a new Pokemon version one of his cousins that live in Japan was playing with a new Alakazam evolution called Bakungfui or something like based on a Chinese sage, he wasn't as strong as Mewthree that was the final boss.

Also another friend that told me about a Pokemon 3D fighting game he played as a game tester because his uncle worked a Nintendo, he told me he beat the game and you could choose what trainers to fight supposedly he choose to fight female trainers only since they were stupier and weaker lol

>>4412428
Man, so much of this Pokegod shit was "in the Japanese version."
I was so disappointed when I got a GameShark and could fuck with the game more or less at will. There is no Secret Garden behind Bill's house. There is no Pokegod City beyond Indigo Plateau.
I still wonder about that truck, though. For what purpose do you put a unique object in a place most players will never see it? Was it somebody with some spare time goofing off? Was it left over from some unused quest or something?